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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    jes is a wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    the other day me and my friends were wandering around walmart and we ran into this kid dressed nice flipping the fuck out in an aisle with shit all over the floor

    he was like I LOST MY CAMERA

    my one friend was like what does it look like

    he gave him a look and was like IT LOOKS LIKE A CAMERA

    he was apparently coming from homecoming so that's what makes this topical

    anyway fuck that kid

    Quite the story you got there, Bemis.
    yep

    So did he find his camera?
    He should make a shitty webcomic thread about it, regardless.
    maybe i'll make a shibby fucking sucks thread

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Did Leli really ask you out shibby?
    Are you sure you didn't imagine it?

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    To be fair, dances are really lame. Girl or not. Boring, crowded affairs they are

    I am not a dancer but I have had lots of fun at various dances. It's pretty much 80% dependent on your date as well.

    Part of it is the "school" piece of "school dance" and the other part is me not liking to dance. To me it is hot, crowded and so noisy you can barely even really talk to your date. I would much rather just go hang out with them and maybe a few other friends somewhere else instead of going to dance

    and prom is double-dumb because you pay stupid amounts of money for this experience. At least after prom was fun enough

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    jes is ajes is a __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    jes is a wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    the other day me and my friends were wandering around walmart and we ran into this kid dressed nice flipping the fuck out in an aisle with shit all over the floor

    he was like I LOST MY CAMERA

    my one friend was like what does it look like

    he gave him a look and was like IT LOOKS LIKE A CAMERA

    he was apparently coming from homecoming so that's what makes this topical

    anyway fuck that kid

    Quite the story you got there, Bemis.
    yep

    So did he find his camera?
    He should make a shitty webcomic thread about it, regardless.
    maybe i'll make a shibby fucking sucks thread

    I'd post in that thread.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    Did Leli really ask you out shibby?
    Are you sure you didn't imagine it?
    I am not imagining it, she asked me to go to some Winter Formal with her.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Homecoming dance is Friday.

    I don't wanna drop 20 bones to go to a shitty dance in the cafeteria with Soulja Boy playing every other song.

    My girlfriend suggested we get all prettied up and try to sneak in for a little while, and whether we succeed or not we get to do stuff in nice clothes.

    And that is a thing that I like to do.

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    minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Sheri I thought you'd be loving the High School Musical

    I saw it once

    I didn't see the second one

    Just cuz I work at Disney you think I'd like HSM?

    Way to generalize, JERK

    I bet you have an I <3 Hannah Montana tattoo across your back.

    I'm not Keith, dangit.

    (it's on his lower back)

    And the other one says property of.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Isn't your girlfriend 30?

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I don't even know what half these dances are.

    We had our 'graduation' dance and that was about it. Otherwise it was just random 'okay, we don't feel like teaching Friday, so here's a much music video dance in the gym'.

    The rest of these concepts are foreign to me.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Isn't your girlfriend 30?

    She's the teacher, so she's chaperoning I guess.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2008
    just go to the dance stop being a spoil sport

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    jes is a wrote: »
    jes is a wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    the other day me and my friends were wandering around walmart and we ran into this kid dressed nice flipping the fuck out in an aisle with shit all over the floor

    he was like I LOST MY CAMERA

    my one friend was like what does it look like

    he gave him a look and was like IT LOOKS LIKE A CAMERA

    he was apparently coming from homecoming so that's what makes this topical

    anyway fuck that kid

    Quite the story you got there, Bemis.
    yep


    So did he find his camera?
    He should make a shitty webcomic thread about it, regardless.
    maybe i'll make a shibby fucking sucks thread

    I'd post in that thread.
    As would I, but seeing it has 'Shibby' somewhere near the title Bogey is going to lock it before it hits three pages.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Isn't your girlfriend 30?

    She's the teacher, so she's chaperoning I guess.
    Hot for Teacher?

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    minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Nerds wear shitty hats with shitty trench coats and fucking CHAIN PANTS(they can hold two slices of pizza a pocket) and a T-shirt.


    You rock a charcoal suit with a charcoal fedora and the womens will be all over your jock like whoa.

    Also, Blue suit, violet rose, smoking jacket, maroon flower that smells like dead meat.

    It's like a fucking rule or something.

    Or the school I work at once a year has a cult.

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    minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    popped collars is the worst


    im just waiting for 50s fashion to come back

    this is all i've ever wanted

    when did it become okay for a man to be caught outside hatless

    When we stopped drinking scotch straight and letting dames vote.

    Mixing drinks is only okay when it's Royal Crown and Crown Royal.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Shit, I wonder if I have a picture of my friend Devin from prom.

    dude looked fucking amazing.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    To be fair, dances are really lame. Girl or not. Boring, crowded affairs they are

    I am not a dancer but I have had lots of fun at various dances. It's pretty much 80% dependent on your date as well.

    Part of it is the "school" piece of "school dance" and the other part is me not liking to dance. To me it is hot, crowded and so noisy you can barely even really talk to your date. I would much rather just go hang out with them and maybe a few other friends somewhere else instead of going to dance

    and prom is double-dumb because you pay stupid amounts of money for this experience. At least after prom was fun enough

    The right date will bring the fun and dancing right out of you. There's plenty of time to talk before the dance at dinner and afterwards.

    I preferred homecoming to prom because we went out before while prom was catered very poorly. Also my prom date was boring and gave rather toothy head.

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    To be fair, dances are really lame. Girl or not. Boring, crowded affairs they are

    I am not a dancer but I have had lots of fun at various dances. It's pretty much 80% dependent on your date as well.

    Part of it is the "school" piece of "school dance" and the other part is me not liking to dance. To me it is hot, crowded and so noisy you can barely even really talk to your date. I would much rather just go hang out with them and maybe a few other friends somewhere else instead of going to dance

    and prom is double-dumb because you pay stupid amounts of money for this experience. At least after prom was fun enough

    The right date will bring the fun and dancing right out of you. There's plenty of time to talk before the dance at dinner and afterwards.

    I preferred homecoming to prom because we went out before while prom was catered very poorly. Also my prom date was boring and gave rather toothy head.

    I suppose. My date to prom was an awesome lady, but neither of us liked dancing very much. Both of us just enjoyed dressing up all fancy.

    Our homecoming is pretty great. We don't even have a dance. We have the big homecoming game, some tailgating and partying beforehand, and then afterwards a big group of my friends will all get together and go to a restaurant or something similar.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Every time I hear about American High School I am always shocked by how much it really is like movies and television tell me.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    No it isn't.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    No it isn't.

    Look, let me live in my bubble of self-delusion, okay?

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    Every time I hear about American High School I am always shocked by how much it really is like movies and television tell me.
    It is in a round about way, on the west coast that is.

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    BynokularsBynokulars Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I broke up with a girl two months before my senior prom, after she had already bought the dress she planned to wear to it.

    Apparently that is considered a dick move.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    "Looshers always whine about their besht, winners go home and fuck the prom queen"

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    Every time I hear about American High School I am always shocked by how much it really is like movies and television tell me.

    The structure and ideas are similar but it isn't nearly as interesting. The sources of drama are typically way more petty and inconsequential.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Every time I hear about American High School I am always shocked by how much it really is like movies and television tell me.

    The structure and ideas are similar but it isn't nearly as interesting. The sources of drama are typically way more petty and inconsequential.

    I should have specified that I meant more about things like all the various dances, there being an actual 'homecoming game' and that sort of thing.

    High school for me was much, much less interesting.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2008
    The girl I took to senior prom, I only asked her because this creepy guy was gonna ask her, and she didn't want to say no and have him get suicidal or something. We then dated for three years.

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    BynokularsBynokulars Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Ruckus wrote: »
    "Looshers always whine about their besht, winners go home and fuck the prom queen"

    "Carla was the prom queen"

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Every time I hear about American High School I am always shocked by how much it really is like movies and television tell me.

    The structure and ideas are similar but it isn't nearly as interesting. The sources of drama are typically way more petty and inconsequential.

    I should have specified that I meant more about things like all the various dances, there being an actual 'homecoming game' and that sort of thing.

    High school for me was much, much less interesting.

    Yeah everyone has a homecoming event as do most colleges and universities. The idea is provide incentive for a bunch of alumni to come to one of their alma mater's home football games by hosting a celebration for a few past graduating classes.

    The current students have a dance on Saturday the day after the homecoming game but that is more typical of high school than college.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2008
    my high school's "homecoming" goes across football, cross country, soccer, girls soccer, field hockey and water polo. All on the same day. We always play the same school too since we are rivals.

    It's a big deal.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    it's always a big deal

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    my high school's "homecoming" goes across football, cross country, soccer, girls soccer, field hockey and water polo. All on the same day. We always play the same school too since we are rivals.

    It's a big deal.

    Really? How is that possible? Wouldn't a few of those teams be fighting over fields? You must mean in the same week.

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So I'd go to school dances with my friends to just have fun

    Well at one of the last high school dances I went to, it was going like normal, hanging out with my friends, dancing terribly and so on

    But then the unthinkable happened

    A girl asked me to dance

    And not just like some fat ugly chick, no a hot smokin asian girl

    I was all like ok so we went to the dance floor to dance

    It was at that point that I realized I had no idea how to dance and I froze

    And she was all like "Aren't you going to dance?"

    And I was all "Uh uhhhhh uhhhhhhhh I gotta go!"

    And I ran off

    I really wish I could go back now and slap myself

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    MunacraMunacra Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    hahaha

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    Ramen NoodleRamen Noodle whoa, god has a picture of me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I had my last homecoming this weekend. I went with my best friend as friends, she ended up getting sick midway through and had to leave. Hey look, free pass to dance with anyone.

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    OskiOski Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i hate dances. i always go and get my heart broken.

    the girl i loved and i sort of danced together at our high school gradnite

    it was probably one of the best nights of my life.

    i hate dances. but i loved that one.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    my high school's "homecoming" goes across football, cross country, soccer, girls soccer, field hockey and water polo. All on the same day. We always play the same school too since we are rivals.

    It's a big deal.

    Really? How is that possible? Wouldn't a few of those teams be fighting over fields? You must mean in the same week.

    nope. Although the introduction of the girls sports (our rival is not co-ed, but they have a sister school) is fairly new, so im not sure how they work all that. We just built a new campus too, the old one had two soccer fields (one doubled as a baseball diamond as well), one multi-purpose field, football field and a field hockey field.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Every time I hear about American High School I am always shocked by how much it really is like movies and television tell me.

    The structure and ideas are similar but it isn't nearly as interesting. The sources of drama are typically way more petty and inconsequential.

    I should have specified that I meant more about things like all the various dances, there being an actual 'homecoming game' and that sort of thing.

    High school for me was much, much less interesting.

    High school generally has a lot more going on in America, near as I can tell.


    This is, however, how you get people whose entire lives peak in High School and roll steadily downhill from there.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    So I'd go to school dances with my friends to just have fun

    Well at one of the last high school dances I went to, it was going like normal, hanging out with my friends, dancing terribly and so on

    But then the unthinkable happened

    A girl asked me to dance

    And not just like some fat ugly chick, no a hot smokin asian girl

    I was all like ok so we went to the dance floor to dance

    It was at that point that I realized I had no idea how to dance and I froze

    And she was all like "Aren't you going to dance?"

    And I was all "Uh uhhhhh uhhhhhhhh I gotta go!"

    And I ran off

    I really wish I could go back now and slap myself

    Jesus Christ man.

    *I* want to go back in time and correct that for you.



    Seriously, fuckin' A.

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    LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    I sometimes wish I had gone to more high school functions. And sometimes I think, man, I should've been a cheerleader.

    I'm glad I wasn't though.

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