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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wombat02 wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    Wombat02 wrote: »
    This puppy is still good for any flag capping based BG.

    Eh. You can find better trinkets.

    Better trinkets that stop people from capping the flag?

    I misread. >_>

    I still wouldn't say it's that great though, unless you come across several people all trying to cap the flag when you get there.

    End on
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Charus wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    zagi wrote: »
    I dunno...I didn't replace Nelth's Tear until somewhere in T5 content, just 'cause I couldn't be at hit cap without it. I remember doing SSC still wearing that thing. And people asking me "OMG where did you get that trinket?"

    Well, that's uh...another special case. 8-)

    Those two are fairly special cases though. Vanilla trinkets sucked. Sucked so badly.

    Don't forget Styleen's Impeding Scarab. That thing dropped in a BWL pug yesterday and every warrior and paladin shat themselves.

    Except that it can arguably be replaced by http://www.wowhead.com/?item=23040 which is a Naxx drop. Unless you really need the Defense from it, it's not amazing.

    Styleens and the Drakefang Tailsman are good trinkets. But the Gem is in a class by itself. All of the good BWL trinkets can be replaced in T5 content. The Gem doesn't have a serious replacement until Illidan. The end of T6 content.

    Thomamelas on
  • Wombat02Wombat02 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    End wrote: »
    Wombat02 wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    Wombat02 wrote: »
    This puppy is still good for any flag capping based BG.

    Eh. You can find better trinkets.

    Better trinkets that stop people from capping the flag?

    I misread. >_>

    I still wouldn't say it's that great though, unless you come across several people all trying to cap the flag when you get there.

    Have.. have you never done AV? or AB? .... or EotS??

    Wombat02 on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So I was reading the "dialogue" or whatever you want to call it from the Alliance version of the "Attack Undercity and Kill Putress" quest. Wow Varian is a D-bag
    King Varian Wrynn says: Look around you, brothers and sisters. Open your eyes! Look at what they have done to our kingdom!
    King Varian Wrynn says: How much longer will we allow these savages free reign in our world?
    King Varian Wrynn says: I have seen the Horde's world. I have been inside their cities. Inside their minds...
    King Varian Wrynn says: I know what evil lies in the hearts of orcs.
    King Varian Wrynn says: I was away for too long. My absence cost us the lives of some of our greatest heroes. Trash like you and this evil witch were allowed to roam free -- unchecked.
    King Varian Wrynn says: The time has come to make things right. To disband your treacherous kingdom of murderers and thieves. Putress was the first strike. Many more will come.
    King Varian Wrynn says: I've waited a long time for this, Thrall. For every time I was thrown into one of your damned arenas... for every time I killed a green-skinned aberration like you... I could only think of one thing.
    King Varian Wrynn says: What our world could be without you and your twisted Horde... It ends now, Warchief.
    For too long have the Horde been left unchecked. We allowed their territories to prosper and in return for our generosity they plotted and planned our demise.

    Peace? Useless... it's gotten us nowhere. We have lost some of our greatest heroes to "peace." Let us see what battle brings.

    Return to Northrend, <name>. Conquer it for your king - FOR THE ALLIANCE!


    Wowwwww......He is a terrible douchebag. Like, I feel bad for following under his lead....

    Man I really miss the horde....Thrall is Awesome!
    Jaina should lead the Alliance. THAT I can get behind
    :winky:

    Arch on
  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    End wrote: »
    BWL trinkets (class and non-class) either tended to really hit the mark, or miss the mark entirely.

    I'll second this. The Drake Fang Talisman lasted me until T5 content, and still holds a place of honour amongst the various trophies found in my bank.

    Forar on
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  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    what the hell! They pulled varian straight out of the comic but they managed to make him completely the opposite of not only his character but also the character of the entire game. I mean i know the alliance is generally a bunch of xenophobic races but they've at least put their bloodlust against the horde aside until this Douche mysteriously reappears and acts like this is still warcraft 1

    initiatefailure on
  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Arch wrote: »
    For too long have the Horde been left unchecked. We allowed their territories to prosper and in return for our generosity they plotted and planned our demise.

    Peace? Useless... it's gotten us nowhere. We have lost some of our greatest heroes to "peace." Let us see what battle brings.

    Return to Northrend, <name>. Conquer it for your king - FOR THE ALLIANCE!
    I love how it's all:

    "The Horde are bad! Bad bad! To fix this, we'll invade the land of the Scourge, instead of purging the Horde from the regions they actually occupy!"

    it's an allegory for Afghanistan and Iraq

    North-raq

    SithDrummer on
  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wombat02 wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    Wombat02 wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    Wombat02 wrote: »
    This puppy is still good for any flag capping based BG.

    Eh. You can find better trinkets.

    Better trinkets that stop people from capping the flag?

    I misread. >_>

    I still wouldn't say it's that great though, unless you come across several people all trying to cap the flag when you get there.

    Have.. have you never done AV? or AB? .... or EotS??

    Yes, but I'm usually defending.

    End on
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  • Beyond NormalBeyond Normal Lord Phender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Arch wrote: »
    Lots of reasons why the king is awesome.

    I'm sort of glad he's a douchebag, then there will actually be that war that got mixed with my craft. The game isn't called World of Peacecraft now is it?

    Beyond Normal on
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  • dojangodojango Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Arch wrote: »
    For too long have the Horde been left unchecked. We allowed their territories to prosper and in return for our generosity they plotted and planned our demise.

    Peace? Useless... it's gotten us nowhere. We have lost some of our greatest heroes to "peace." Let us see what battle brings.

    Return to Northrend, <name>. Conquer it for your king - FOR THE ALLIANCE!
    I love how it's all:

    "The Horde are bad! Bad bad! To fix this, we'll invade the land of the Scourge, instead of purging the Horde from the regions they actually occupy!"

    seems like it would be an excellent opportunity to attack the horde if all their troops and heroes are bogged down in viet-northrend. Just sayin'.

    dojango on
  • BigityBigity Lubbock, TXRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Humans have alot of reasons to hate orcs. Draenai too for that matter.

    Fight fight!

    Bigity on
  • BigityBigity Lubbock, TXRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    dojango wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    For too long have the Horde been left unchecked. We allowed their territories to prosper and in return for our generosity they plotted and planned our demise.

    Peace? Useless... it's gotten us nowhere. We have lost some of our greatest heroes to "peace." Let us see what battle brings.

    Return to Northrend, <name>. Conquer it for your king - FOR THE ALLIANCE!
    I love how it's all:

    "The Horde are bad! Bad bad! To fix this, we'll invade the land of the Scourge, instead of purging the Horde from the regions they actually occupy!"

    seems like it would be an excellent opportunity to attack the horde if all their troops and heroes are bogged down in viet-northrend. Just sayin'.

    That's what I'd be like.

    All yelling 'TO NORTHREND'

    and then muttering to myself 'via Org bitches'.

    Bigity on
  • KelorKelor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    D:

    This isn't the time for downtime Blizzard, I have two days left to get from 54 to 58.

    I was going to hit up Un'Goro for an hour before work this morning and maintenance has been going for seven and a half hours?

    Kelor on
  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Still recouping from the violation the servers received from a sudden spike in activity that achievements have wrought, perhaps?

    Forar on
    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bigity wrote: »
    dojango wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    For too long have the Horde been left unchecked. We allowed their territories to prosper and in return for our generosity they plotted and planned our demise.

    Peace? Useless... it's gotten us nowhere. We have lost some of our greatest heroes to "peace." Let us see what battle brings.

    Return to Northrend, <name>. Conquer it for your king - FOR THE ALLIANCE!
    I love how it's all:

    "The Horde are bad! Bad bad! To fix this, we'll invade the land of the Scourge, instead of purging the Horde from the regions they actually occupy!"

    seems like it would be an excellent opportunity to attack the horde if all their troops and heroes are bogged down in viet-northrend. Just sayin'.

    That's what I'd be like.

    All yelling 'TO NORTHREND'

    and then muttering to myself 'via Org bitches'.

    Sure you aren't one of
    Putress's
    people?

    End on
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  • DacDac Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Kind of doubt that. My servers didn't have a hiccup with the Achievements shite.

    On Alliance being douchebags:

    I seem to remember Thrall being raised in captivity by humans, then, once he was old enough, being used at the local fort as a living practice dummy for people to practice killing orcs on. The only person who cared about him, a human girl, ended up... I think getting decapitated?... for doing so.

    Varian should quit his bitchin', imo.

    Dac on
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  • CharusCharus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Forar wrote: »
    Still recouping from the violation the servers received from a sudden spike in activity that achievements have wrought, perhaps?

    The status thing at the login screen suggests that we're still down because they somehow fucked up the mail. Maybe related to what Dyscord had going on with Varian sending him dozens of Black Warbears.

    Charus on
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  • MgcwMgcw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I love people whining about Rogues in PvP, it never, ever gets old.

    Mgcw on
  • Paradox ControlParadox Control Master MC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Charus wrote: »
    Forar wrote: »
    Still recouping from the violation the servers received from a sudden spike in activity that achievements have wrought, perhaps?

    The status thing at the login screen suggests that we're still down because they somehow fucked up the mail. Maybe related to what Dyscord had going on with Varian sending him dozens of Black Warbears.

    Wait, the Warbears thing actually happened? I thought he was joking.

    Paradox Control on
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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Mgcw wrote: »
    I love people whining about Rogues in PvP, it never, ever gets old.

    I have to admit, there's a small amount of humour in being patient enough to stalk all the way across a WSG map to jump someone when they think they're safe.

    Like I'm a tiger stalking prey through the underbrush, and just when they think that they've escaped, *BAM*.

    My KBs for the match may suffer, but the entertainment value of reminding the opposing team that death stalks them at every turn is usually worth it.

    Forar on
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  • DacDac Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Watching people just panic when they get jumped out of nowhere is pretty much the best thing ever, I agree.

    Dac on
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  • NobodyNobody Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dac wrote: »
    Kind of doubt that. My servers didn't have a hiccup with the Achievements shite.

    On Alliance being douchebags:

    I seem to remember Thrall being raised in captivity by humans, then, once he was old enough, being used at the local fort as a living practice dummy for people to practice killing orcs on. The only person who cared about him, a human girl, ended up... I think getting decapitated?... for doing so.

    Varian should quit his bitchin', imo.

    My understanding on the difference is that Thrall was raised by humans, and the daughter of the woman who was tasked with raising him treated him like a brother. Thrall was also showed some small kindness by the sergeant of the guard (I can't remember if he had a name or was just "sergeant"), so even though the majority of his experience with the humans was negative, he still learned that not all of them were bad. The girl was killed by the man who was raising thrall to be a gladiator when he found out she had helped him to escape.

    Meanwhile, Wrynn was kept for a short time as a gladiator, and was threatened constantly from what I remember. Apparently he never encountered a "friendlier" side of the Horde so it only reinforced his xenophobia.

    Nobody on
  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I stealth followed a 70 mage as he escorted his two lvl 29 buddies from Southshore all the way to SM through the ruins of andorhol. Was such patience. Finally caught up right on the western edge of WP to gank him. Then as the two lvl 29s sat there terrified because their only protection was dead-- I simply blinded one and gouged the other sprinted and vanished in a puff of smoke.

    mastman on
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  • psycojesterpsycojester Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dac wrote: »
    Kind of doubt that. My servers didn't have a hiccup with the Achievements shite.

    On Alliance being douchebags:

    I seem to remember Thrall being raised in captivity by humans, then, once he was old enough, being used at the local fort as a living practice dummy for people to practice killing orcs on. The only person who cared about him, a human girl, ended up... I think getting decapitated?... for doing so.

    Varian should quit his bitchin', imo.

    "Blackmoore secretly raised the orcling Thrall within the confines of his prison fortress Durnholde. He planned to mold the orcling into the perfect warrior. A warrior conditioned to human thinking, but with all the savagery of an orcish heart"

    Not quite the same thing.

    And to be fair to the humans, the Orcs did invade the planet twice, tried to destroy the human civilization and were defeated and thrown back at terrible cost twice. I can rather understand the skepticism and ill feeling on the part of the human. How would we feel if the Nazi party had a sudden resurgence, told us that they'd changed their ways and then set up a kingdom in Africa and began forging new alliances and rebuilding their power base.

    Thats right i just WoW-Godwined myself.

    psycojester on
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  • DacDac Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oh shit, you said the n word.

    Dac on
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  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    naggers

    815165 on
  • dojangodojango Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'd say each race gets one free "almost destroys the world" card. Any more and they can be wiped out.

    Orcs, Humans, Elves, you're on notice.

    (to be fair, the humans have done it a couple times, but they got diplomacy, so maybe they can do it twice).

    dojango on
  • MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    New?

    MayGodHaveMercy on
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  • MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    dojango wrote: »
    (to be fair, the humans have done it a couple times, but they got diplomacy, so maybe they can do it twice).

    Now with 10% more genocide!

    MayGodHaveMercy on
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  • InfestedGnomeInfestedGnome Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    mastman wrote: »
    I stealth followed a 70 mage as he escorted his two lvl 29 buddies from Southshore all the way to SM through the ruins of andorhol. Was such patience. Finally caught up right on the western edge of WP to gank him. Then as the two lvl 29s sat there terrified because their only protection was dead-- I simply blinded one and gouged the other sprinted and vanished in a puff of smoke.

    I did something kinda like that, except I didn't kill anyone

    I was going to get the fish in the Swamp of Sorrows for the fishing quest when I saw 4 lvl 50~ alliance waiting for a fifth or something to do sunken temple. I ran up to them and then starting emoting to them. I forced one to /dance, one to /clap, one to /cower, and one to /cheer. Then I patted them on their heads and ran off.

    InfestedGnome on
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  • Wombat02Wombat02 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    New?

    You're Late!

    Wombat02 on
  • MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wombat02 wrote: »
    New?

    You're Late!

    So late.

    Sometimes I have feelings of inadequacy. :(

    MayGodHaveMercy on
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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2008
    Whee, Kitty Cannon!

    When you shift out of flight form, any momentum you have gets translated to horisontal momentum. So if you fly straight down and shift out... you're now moving that fast horisontally until you hit ground.

    So I was swooping down to kill a quest mob and shifted into cat above it... and promptly launched myself over the edge of Netherstorm. And I was close enough to get into combat.

    I got out of combat waaaay down and managed to shift back to flight just before I'd have died. :^:

    Echo on
  • MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    That sounds like a blast.

    Oops, pun.

    MayGodHaveMercy on
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  • DisruptorX2DisruptorX2 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I hate horde apologists.

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2008
    I hate horde apologists.

    Sorry. :(

    ...wait...

    Echo on
  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Yeah, if I ever finally give up being a Rogue as a full time in game occupation, Druid is my second choice.

    So damned much fun.

    Forar on
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  • Wombat02Wombat02 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Echo wrote: »
    I hate horde apologists.

    Sorry. :(

    ...wait...

    He hates love.

    Wombat02 on
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2008
    One of my buddies once pulled more than he could handle. So he jumped off the edge of the world and prayed that he'd get out of combat before he died. He did, shifted to flight form, and lived to see another day. :P

    Echo on
  • KVWKVW Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The best rogue story is chain sapping someone as the fel reaver "sneaks up" on them and knowing they are frantically mashing buttons in hopes of getting away. Was fun in opening TBC. Doesn't work so well now that people have like 10k hp and he can be solo'd by half the classes.

    Sapping random people in the opening charge of AV is fun,t oo, as the entire team dismounts and tries to find you. You never see so many flares or consecrates going off at once anywhere else.

    KVW on
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