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Sinister gaming 'clans' gangbang children and other gaming hysteria
Synthetic Orange
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What new terror stalks unsuspecting kids innocently playing with their video games? Hidden porn? Old hat. It's all secret Quranic verses now. Oh, and clans.
Family fears boy lured by gamers
Pedophiles have also been known to break every bone in their own bodies just to squeeze down drainpipes and access your homes.
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And be... forced to play CoD4?
Still, that's a pretty good effort at running away. Apparently, when I did so at age 5, my mom said I stomped out and sat in the garden for 5 minutes before deciding to come back in.
edit:
He's waiting to respawn.
Family fears boy lured by gamers
Steve Crisp's best hope for his missing 15-year-old son is that the lad is hiding out in a luxury cottage somewhere northeast of Barrie.
But his worst fear is that Brandon, a Grade 10 student, has ventured too far into the fantasy world of a video game to which he was "addicted" and has run into trouble.
"I'm worried he has met someone online through this game. It could be organized crime or someone involved in Internet gambling. Pedophiles can stalk kids through these games," the tormented father said in an interview last night.
Pedophiles have also been known to break every bone in their own bodies just to squeeze down drainpipes and access your homes.
Brandon ran away from home in north Barrie nine days ago and has not been seen or heard from since. He left home following a dispute with his parents over the Xbox online war game, Call of Duty 4, which he spent countless hours and days playing over the last 18 months.
"I told him he wouldn't be getting his Xbox back. He said, `Then I'm going to leave home.'"
Steve called his son's bluff and even helped him pack his knapsack.
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Steve suspects the 5-foot-3, 100-pound boy was on his way to meet some friends in Oro-Medonte Township. His three best buddies from school were also members of his "Call of Duty Clan." Steve has since learned from these friends that Brandon may be part of another clan, but the friends have no idea who those members are. He fears the boy was lured into meeting someone from that clan and is now being held against his will.
And be... forced to play CoD4?
Still, that's a pretty good effort at running away. Apparently, when I did so at age 5, my mom said I stomped out and sat in the garden for 5 minutes before deciding to come back in.
edit:
He's waiting to respawn.
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No bluffin'.
his wife just looks disinterested
that hussy
Half? More like 50%
but who doesn't?
i guess youre my CoD4 clan
im going to run away and come stay with you until my stupid parents give me my vidjya gamez back
now that's just ridiculous
15 is clearly way too old.
i almost fell for it too
he didn't run away
he moved out
hilarious
Please say yes.
and hitting them?
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my boss did the interview
our suspicion was the kid was playing too much wow, and he might have said that
he showed games that were crazy popular and shit and he pointed out cod4
he did kind of fuck with them, he basically was like thats stupid, people who take games too seriously are stupid
i bet they cut most of what he said
Maybe the MCP put him on the game-grid?
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The real ending went like this
Anyways it turned out there wasn't any TV or outlets in the woods to plug the nintendo into, and I was hungry and stuff, so I came back for lunch.
This lady isn't as fat, though, I think.
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there is no way a kid who spends a shitload of time playing videogames and runs away from over over an argument about one is gonna even bother trying to fend for himself in the streets
and not like hes got real world friends to help him out
hes either living his dream in an internet cafe or using this break in his regular gaming habits to spend time at a brothel so he can go back home and settle in for the next 15 years or so without feeling like hes missing out on anything
He's dead, man.
When are you going to move on with your life?
Games were the most-immediate scapegoat they could think of.
Gaming clans play games together. I find it hard to believe he would even be able to find a clan-member willing to let him sleep on their couch, let-alone hold him against his will. I mean, wouldn't the clan-member's parents take issue to that?
The other theory I have is that the kid was a homosexual and ran off to live with his older boyfriend a few towns away and the parents would rather believe he'd been kidnapped by drug-dealing pedophiles that are inexplicably attracted to 15-year-olds.