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Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "Sorry, You're Not A [Chat]er", by Podly

KilroyKilroy Buzzy BeetleThe UndergroundRegistered User regular
edited October 2008 in [2008-2012] Awesome Posts?
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let's play poetic madlibs

wherein we replace random words with "cocks" and see how it changes the poems meaning
Forum: Debate and Discourse
Post: Sorry, You're Not A [Chat]er
Posted by: Podly

Original Content:
The apparition of these faces in the crowd;
Petals on a wet, black cock.
Inquisitor wrote: »
Crushed. Why do men then now not reck his cock?
Generations have trod, have trod, have trod;
Inquisitor wrote: »
Oh, morning, at the brown brink eastward, springs --
Because the Holy Cock over the bent
do not go gently into that good night
rage, rage against the dying of the cock
Kilroy wrote:
Dauntless the cock to my lips I set,
And blew. "Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came.''
Bama wrote: »
Two cocks diverged in a yellow wood...
Podly wrote: »
The art of losing isn't hard to master;
so many cocks seem filled with the intent
to be lost that their loss is no disaster.
Podly wrote: »
In the room, the women come and go,
Talking of cocks.

Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a cock?
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

I do not think that they will sing to me.
Senjutsu wrote: »
How happy is the blameless vestal's cock!
The world a-fucking, by the world a-focked.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each cock accepted, and each mish resign'd
Son of man,
You cannot say, or guess, for you know only
A heap of broken images, where the sun beats,
And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief,
And the dry stone no sound of water. Only
There is shadow under this red cock,
(Come in under the shadow of this red cock),
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dick.
Kilroy wrote:
She only said, "My life is dreary,
He cometh not," she said;
She said, "I am aweary, aweary,
I would that cock were dead!"

Kilroy on


  • KilroyKilroy Buzzy Beetle The UndergroundRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    The owlet umlaut peeps and hoots
    Above the open vowel. And after rain
    A deep reverberation fills with stars.

    Lost, is it, buried? One more missing piece?

    But nothing's lost. Or else: all is cock
    And every bit of us is lost in it
    Bama wrote: »
    Water, water, everywhere,
    And all the cocks did shrink;
    Water, water, everywhere,
    Nor any drop to drink.
    Kilroy wrote: »
    And sometimes through the mirror blue
    The knights come riding two and two.
    She hath no loyal cock and true,
    The Lady of Shalott.
    Ay, in the very temple of Delight
    Veil'd Melancholy has her sovran shrine,
    Though seen of none save him whose strenuous tongue
    Can burst Joy's grape against his palate fine;
    His cock shall taste the sadness of her might,
    And be among her cloudy trophies hung.
    Leitner wrote: »
    In the fell clutch of circumstance
    I have not winced nor cried aloud.
    Under the bludgeonings of cock
    My head is bloody, but unbowed.
    MikeMan wrote: »
    I heard a fly buzz when I died;
    The stillness round my form
    Was like the stillness in the air
    Between the heaves of cock.

    The cocks beside had wrung them dry,
    And cocks were gathering sure
    For that last onset, when the cock
    Be witnessed in his power.

    I willed my keepsakes, signed away
    What portion of me I
    Could make assignable, and then
    There interposed a cock,

    With blue, uncertain, stumbling buzz,
    Between the light and me;
    And then the windows failed, and then
    I could not see to see.
    Kilroy wrote: »
    My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
    Look on my cock, ye Mighty, and despair!"
    Nothing beside remains: round the decay
    Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
    The lone and level sands stretch far away.
    Bama wrote: »
    In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
    A stately pleasure-dome decree :
    Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
    Through cocks measureless to man
    Down to a sunless sea.
    She twisted her hands behind her; but all the knots held good!
    She writhed her hands till her fingers were wet with sweat or blood!
    They stretched and strained in the darkness, and the hours crawled by like years,
    Till, now, on the stroke of midnight,
    Cold, on the stroke of midnight,
    The tip of one finger touched it! The penis at least was hers!
    Where there is then no cock
    For which to strive, no strife can grow up there
    From faction; for none, sure, will claim in Hell
    Precedence; none, whose portion is so small
    Of present pain, that with ambitious cock
    Will covet more.
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Though in my heart one thought ran free,
    Her fresh face wrapped in earthly clot;
    Earth, you have marred her purity,
    My secret cock without a spot.
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Turning and turning in the widening gyre
    The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
    Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
    Mere cocks are loosed upon the world
    MikeMan wrote: »
    there was a young man named cock

    whose speed was far faster than mach

    his razor, you see
    a speedy mach 3
    had to chase him around the block.
    Podly wrote: »

    Lay your sleeping head, my love,
    Human on my faithless cock
    Jokerman wrote: »
    This is the way the world ends
    This is the way the world ends
    This is the way the world ends
    Not with a bang but a cock.

  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Meh, kinda cool, but not really awesome. 3 stars for effort.

    Warning: I am a programmer/sysop. Do not take my word as law in any other fields, it is not professional advice.
  • InquisitorInquisitor It has been a damned nice thing — the nearest run thing you ever saw in your life Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    bowen wrote: »
    Meh, kinda cool, but not really awesome. 3 stars for effort.

    It's okay plebeian, we still love you. :P

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    1 starred for the horrificness that followed.

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    five stars for wondrous beauty.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Meh, kinda cool, but not really awesome. 3 stars for effort.

    It's okay plebeian, we still love you. :P

    In that case, 1 star because I don't take welfare love!

    Warning: I am a programmer/sysop. Do not take my word as law in any other fields, it is not professional advice.
  • BelruelBelruel By the way, don't go back in time. Or you'll destroy yourself. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    this thread is a thread that caters to my tastes in every way

    3DS friendcode: 2380-4618-2503
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