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MAIC - Teen shoots self and dies while on phone

jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered User regular
edited October 2008 in Social Entropy++
http://www.winknews.com/news/local/32367819.html
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) - Authorities say a West Palm Beach teen accidentally shot himself while talking on the phone.

Investigators believe the 16-year-old boy, whose name has not been released, was home alone Tuesday night. It appears the teen was talking on the phone and playing with a handgun when it went off.

He was found dead at the scene.

Steve Jobs wasnt kidding about the iPhone kill switch.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    OK, so I guess this is like one of those Darwin things where sensible people go "yeah, guns are not toys."

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    OK, so I guess this is like one of those Darwin things where sensible people go "yeah, guns are not toys."

    This.

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    OK, so I guess this is like one of those Darwin things where sensible people go "yeah, guns are not toys."

    Actually, if you notice the MAIC at the top... it stands for "Make an Inappropriate Comment".

    Seeing if this stuff sticks here, as this seems like the place to do it.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    "play" and "handgun" aren't words that should be used together.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
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    Green on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    was he also ghost riding the whip

    Pony on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    YAABOAFAY?

    Faricazy on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    OK, so I guess this is like one of those Darwin things where sensible people go "yeah, guns are not toys."

    Actually, if you notice the MAIC at the top... it stands for "Make an Inappropriate Comment".

    Seeing if this stuff sticks here, as this seems like the place to do it.

    Oh, OK. I've never seen "MAIC" before. Um, wow. OK. That just makes this thread even more content-starved, since the original post lacks such a comment.

    Defender on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Didn't gamegrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl give us enough lame faggotry today now we need this?

    Weaver on
  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    "play" and "handgun" aren't words that should be used together.

    Unless you're using it as a euphemism for masturbation.

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Oh man I just got done playing with my handgun.

    Man a day and a half is just too long.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    OK, so I guess this is like one of those Darwin things where sensible people go "yeah, guns are not toys."

    Actually, if you notice the MAIC at the top... it stands for "Make an Inappropriate Comment".

    Seeing if this stuff sticks here, as this seems like the place to do it.



    This thread sucks and you have lost face for posting it. There is a .357 Ruger and a phone in the other room. Do what you know is right.

    Did I do this right?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    OK, so I guess this is like one of those Darwin things where sensible people go "yeah, guns are not toys."

    Actually, if you notice the MAIC at the top... it stands for "Make an Inappropriate Comment".

    Seeing if this stuff sticks here, as this seems like the place to do it.

    the trick with acronyms is that people have to know what they mean

    i figured it was like some county it happened in or maybe the news agency

    potatoe on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I wanted to talk to gamergrrl.

    I wanted to talk to her boobs.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    OK, so I guess this is like one of those Darwin things where sensible people go "yeah, guns are not toys."

    Actually, if you notice the MAIC at the top... it stands for "Make an Inappropriate Comment".

    Seeing if this stuff sticks here, as this seems like the place to do it.

    the trick with acronyms is that people have to know what they mean

    i figured it was like some county it happened in or maybe the news agency

    Funny thing is I straight up ignored it. Didn't even think about it once before clicking the thread. I wonder how much stuff like this gets filtered out when I'm reading.

    Also Guns r bad :(

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I wanted to talk to gamergrrl.

    I wanted to talk to her boobs.
    potatoe wrote: »
    gamergrrl you're cool people, don't listen to these angry nerds, i doubt they've ever even talked to a girl

    just know that there are some of us out there that understand that girls play games, too

    hit me up on AIM if you want to talk about it

    you and me both

    potatoe on
  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    I wanted to talk to gamergrrl.

    I wanted to talk to her boobs.

    By talk to, do you mean fondle?

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  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    OK, so I guess this is like one of those Darwin things where sensible people go "yeah, guns are not toys."

    Actually, if you notice the MAIC at the top... it stands for "Make an Inappropriate Comment".

    Seeing if this stuff sticks here, as this seems like the place to do it.

    the trick with acronyms is that people have to know what they mean

    i figured it was like some county it happened in or maybe the news agency

    Funny thing is I straight up ignored it. Didn't even think about it once before clicking the thread. I wonder how much stuff like this gets filtered out when I'm reading.

    Also Guns r bad :(

    Stupid people are worse.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    No I mean talk with my eyes

    My hands will be doing research on the effect of grrls on jerrking

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    OK, so I guess this is like one of those Darwin things where sensible people go "yeah, guns are not toys."

    Actually, if you notice the MAIC at the top... it stands for "Make an Inappropriate Comment".

    Seeing if this stuff sticks here, as this seems like the place to do it.

    the trick with acronyms is that people have to know what they mean

    i figured it was like some county it happened in or maybe the news agency

    Funny thing is I straight up ignored it. Didn't even think about it once before clicking the thread. I wonder how much stuff like this gets filtered out when I'm reading.

    Also Guns r bad :(

    Stupid people are worse.
    Let's go on a stupid people hunt.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2008
    Why would we make fun of a dead kid

    Garlic Bread on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Why would we make fun of a dead kid

    he can't defend himself

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Why would we make fun of a dead kid

    the same reason we make fun of gays

    no souls

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Why would we make fun of a dead kid

    the same reason we make fun of gays

    no souls

    you're thinking of the chinese

    the gays just are damned to hell

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Why would we make fun of a dead kid

    he can't defend himself

    This is the best response


    Unfortunately in this day and age this boy was not being foolish and we don't learn an important lesson about firearm safety. Instead we'll blame it on technology and the gun going off by itself.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    he curved the bullet













    but too far

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    I knew this kid.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    what kind of faggot finds a news story and makes a thread about it

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    you kind of faggot

    potatoe on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Guns don't kill people,....

    Oh, wait.












    Well, that looks like egg on my face.

    Darth Waiter on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2008
    Guns don't kill people,....

    Oh, wait.












    Well, that looks like egg on my face.

    It's actually blood splatter and a few pieces of brain. They don't look alike at all. Have you considered getting glasses?

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    the fun part is that he somehow managed to pull the trigger while the barrel was pointed at him. I guess he was twirling is like revolver ocelot or something

    Guns don't just go off, dudes

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    It's actually blood splatter and a few pieces of brain. They don't look alike at all. Have you considered getting glasses?

    I have considered glasses, buuuuuuuut I'd miss out on all the fun of nailing ugly bitches and staying blissfully unaware.

    Darth Waiter on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2008
    arod_77 wrote: »
    the fun part is that he somehow managed to pull the trigger while the barrel was pointed at him. I guess he was twirling is like revolver ocelot or something

    Guns don't just go off, dudes

    Maybe he just discovered telekinetic powers and did it accidentally

    Did you every think of that, jerk?

    Garlic Bread on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Were you friends arod?

    or was he a dick?

    The Black Hunter on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    sup internet

    it is interesting to be dead sober at 11:00 on a friday night for the first time in perhaps years

    Fandyien on
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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    OK, so I guess this is like one of those Darwin things where sensible people go "yeah, guns are not toys."

    This.

    Thirding this.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    it was an assassin

    potatoe on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    sup internet

    it is interesting to be dead sober at 11:00 on a friday night for the first time in perhaps years

    I'm in the same condition; for those who know me, it is an unnatural state.

    Darth Waiter on
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    it was an assassin
    The kids name must have been spit out by the magic loom that gives them their orders.
    He was going to be the next Hitler.

    see317 on
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