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Dogged

The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
edited October 2008 in Social Entropy++
Another abloo bloo thread courtesy of me.


Everyone has had a moment like this, they invite a bunch of friends over, or finally get the courage to ask out not just some hoochie, but a girl very special to you, or maybe you are really counting on someone to do something for you. The consequences aren't dire, you aren't going to die if it goes pearshaped, it will just bring you down. Anyway, in the end, approaching the zero hour, the thing long coming, something to make your month worth every breath and beat, and it passes and nothing happens, you wait 5 minutes, 10, 20, 45.

You got dogged... maybe you call it being stood up, let down, bailed on, whatever, and now you feel crap. Must be that they don't like you that much and thought not to go through, maybe they took what they were going to deliver for themselves, maybe it was a set-up and they only wanted to fuck with you.

Of course not, people were busy, things came up, yadda yadda, you find out the very next day all the reasons and everything is peachy and fine. But for the rest of that one day you just feel like shit.


Oh yeah and you missed that one great thing, better luck next time yeah?

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  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sat around a pizza place in my home town for about an hour before giving up on waiting. The girl left me a message at my home phone saying something came up.

    Felt special.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I had a 4th of July thing like this once. Invited tons of people my dad and I made crap tons of food and had lots of good fireworks...and no one showed.

    Turns out 80% bailed to goto another friends party because at the time I was not 21 and there would be no alchol at mine.

    Jerks.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    this thread is not about group sex in the woods at all

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I had a 4th of July thing like this once. Invited tons of people my dad and I made crap tons of food and had lots of good fireworks...and no one showed.

    Turns out 80% bailed to goto another friends party because at the time I was not 21 and there would be no alchol at mine.

    Jerks.
    well uh

    were you seriously thinking people didn't prefer to get drunk on a major federal holiday? use your head.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I had a 4th of July thing like this once. Invited tons of people my dad and I made crap tons of food and had lots of good fireworks...and no one showed.

    Turns out 80% bailed to goto another friends party because at the time I was not 21 and there would be no alchol at mine.

    Jerks.
    well uh

    were you seriously thinking people didn't prefer to get drunk on a major federal holiday? use your head.
    yours was like the "nice guy" of parties.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I waited a week for a girl to come home from a vacation and I went to kiss her and she turned her head away and said "we need to talk."

    I don't think I need to elaborate any further, here.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I waited a week for a girl to come home from a vacation and I went to kiss her and she turned her head away and said "we need to talk."

    I don't think I need to elaborate any further, here.
    frenchman?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i was supposed to have lunch with a girl on tuesday but she didn't make it to school and i was all :<

    but then we had lunch thursday and that went very good i thought

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  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    I waited a week for a girl to come home from a vacation and I went to kiss her and she turned her head away and said "we need to talk."

    I don't think I need to elaborate any further, here.
    frenchman?

    Oral herpes?

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I had a 4th of July thing like this once. Invited tons of people my dad and I made crap tons of food and had lots of good fireworks...and no one showed.

    Turns out 80% bailed to goto another friends party because at the time I was not 21 and there would be no alchol at mine.

    Jerks.
    well uh

    were you seriously thinking people didn't prefer to get drunk on a major federal holiday? use your head.
    yours was like the "nice guy" of parties.

    Yeah but like, the other dudes party JUST had booze. Like no fireworks and it was Bring your own food. And only like 3 of the people invited were 21.

    Joke was on them, I ate myself sick, shot off lots of explosives, and I didn't get the cops called on me like them.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    just reading the OP has brought on some excruciating childhood memories

    thanks for making me feel like absolute shit, Hunter

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I don't put up with this shit anymore. Girl ditches with some lame excuse? Fuck that.

    I know if I agreed on a date I sure as hell didn't make any other plans and would have the courtesy to phone her if I had to cancel so as far as I'm concerned there's no excuse. I don't let anyone do this to me more than once because that's it after.

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    my girlfriend has a crush on a guy named josh burdick. we talked about it and I'm pretty sure things will be cool, but burdick.

    this has the potential to be worse than the time I was in preschool and lost my girlfriend to a Chris Wheiner

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I had a 4th of July thing like this once. Invited tons of people my dad and I made crap tons of food and had lots of good fireworks...and no one showed.

    Turns out 80% bailed to goto another friends party because at the time I was not 21 and there would be no alchol at mine.

    Jerks.
    well uh

    were you seriously thinking people didn't prefer to get drunk on a major federal holiday? use your head.
    yours was like the "nice guy" of parties.

    Yeah but like, the other dudes party JUST had booze. Like no fireworks and it was Bring your own food. And only like 3 of the people invited were 21.

    Joke was on them, I ate myself sick, shot off lots of explosives, and I didn't get the cops called on me like them.
    What's your point?

    booze

    you're not the type that has never drank booze are you

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    My uncle had a heart attack on Thursday. They shocked him 16 times to get a regular heartbeat. Doctors say it was pure dumb luck that he lived.

    So yeah.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Well, my folks were out for the weekend, so I decided to get some friends over and a girl who I have been trying to be with for 6 months, the vast majority of which she spent out of the country.

    I invited 7 people, assumed some would bring girlfriends and such. I was realistic, if 4 people came, it would be fun, if 3 people came, it'd still be fun, hell, 2 people would be good.

    1 guy showed and he had to leave 2 hours later.

    Earlier, before he left, the girl texted me, I guessed she was bailing, but no, she was saying she was ready to take me to get the hooch. We go, and come back to mine. I hop out of the car, she says "Bye, see you later".

    ...

    I convince her to hang out for about 10 minutes, it isn't exciting at all, just sitting out back playing with my awesome mutts. Then she leaves, then my other mate leaves.

    Here I am alone with 24 beers, with a faint possibility of my two best mates coming over around 1am.
    If that happens, I'll be happy

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    My uncle had a heart attack on Thursday. They shocked him 16 times to get a regular heartbeat. Doctors say it was pure dumb luck that he lived.

    So yeah.
    the doctor believed in the heart of the cards

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I had a 4th of July thing like this once. Invited tons of people my dad and I made crap tons of food and had lots of good fireworks...and no one showed.

    Turns out 80% bailed to goto another friends party because at the time I was not 21 and there would be no alchol at mine.

    Jerks.
    well uh

    were you seriously thinking people didn't prefer to get drunk on a major federal holiday? use your head.
    yours was like the "nice guy" of parties.

    Yeah but like, the other dudes party JUST had booze. Like no fireworks and it was Bring your own food. And only like 3 of the people invited were 21.

    Joke was on them, I ate myself sick, shot off lots of explosives, and I didn't get the cops called on me like them.
    What's your point?

    booze

    you're not the type that has never drank booze are you


    Did someone say Booze?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    it's almost ten in england right

    how many guinesses into the day are you, sil?

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    god this thread is depressing

    sorry Black Hunter

    sorry Super Grandpa who probably has powers now

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    You guys sounds like a bunch of winners.

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    my friends abandoned me senior year because I lost my car in an accident

    i still kind of hate them for that

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    it's almost ten in england right

    how many guinesses into the day are you, sil?

    Yeah, ten.


    Now, am I talking about the time or the Guinness?

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Well, my folks were out for the weekend, so I decided to get some friends over and a girl who I have been trying to be with for 6 months, the vast majority of which she spent out of the country.

    I invited 7 people, assumed some would bring girlfriends and such. I was realistic, if 4 people came, it would be fun, if 3 people came, it'd still be fun, hell, 2 people would be good.

    1 guy showed and he had to leave 2 hours later.

    Earlier, before he left, the girl texted me, I guessed she was bailing, but no, she was saying she was ready to take me to get the hooch. We go, and come back to mine. I hop out of the car, she says "Bye, see you later".

    ...

    I convince her to hang out for about 10 minutes, it isn't exciting at all, just sitting out back playing with my awesome mutts. Then she leaves, then my other mate leaves.

    Here I am alone with 24 beers, with a faint possibility of my two best mates coming over around 1am.
    If that happens, I'll be happy

    jesus christ you depress me.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I cant wait to turn 18
    Then I can buy smokes

    Sorry for the depressing guys

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    it's almost ten in england right

    how many guinesses into the day are you, sil?

    Yeah, ten.


    Now, am I talking about the time or the Guinness?
    bit of both i presume

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    how are you buying hooch but not smokes

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    oh wait i've got one. so, a couple weeks ago i met a girl and we went out once and had a nice time talking and getting to know eachother. we exchanged emails and all throughout the next week we were making plans to go out on saturday. come thursday night i got an email from her asking if i wanted to change our plans to friday and go to this club because she "had a date with the DJ"

    i was like bitch what

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    seriously screw this thread and everyone in it

    me included

    god I'm so miserable right now someone please kill me

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    oh wait i've got one. so, a couple weeks ago i met a girl and we went out once and had a nice time talking and getting to know eachother. we exchanged emails and all throughout the next week we were making plans to go out on saturday. come thursday night i got an email from her asking if i wanted to change our plans to friday and go to this club because she "had a date with the DJ"

    i was like bitch what

    Ah the ol "clearly give off signals that denote a non-platonic interest but then suddenly spring the friend thing on you."

    I mean it's been explained to me by girls how it happens but seriously how dumb are they? Don't they realize just giving a guy your phone number makes him think you like him? They can't be that dumb.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Man, today is just one of those days.

    80% of the people I have talked to are just shitted

    @Trent:
    Women are pretty amazingly dumb, well, Holy shit dumb
    Guys are the same though

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Yeah guys can be pretty dumb.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I am not dumb

    my penis, however, is very much so

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I just got a text from my ex-GF--The first in 3 months.

    It says "You are a fuck and deserve everything you get."


    OMINOUS

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i had once made plans to spend all day with a girlfriend doing things all around town. it was going to be a christmas gift full of fun and adventure doing whatever she wanted around town, no matter the cost. i was so stoked, we had been looking forward to this for a while.

    come the morning of the event, i couldn't get a hold of her. she wouldn't answer her phone, wasn't online, nothing. i was worried something serious had happened, so i contacted her mum to find out what was up. she didn't know either. couldn't track her down for the life of me

    i was worried sick about it (quite literally) for hours until i finally got a call from her. ends up her husband knew we had plans so he took the day off work so he could keep her in the house all day under his close watch.

    whooooops

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    naah dude, pretty much garuanteed you are a flaming fuck-knuckled retard and just don't know it

    It's cool, we all are

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i consider myself monumentally dumb in relationships but i'm pretty sure this girl i'm moving on likes me

    and i hope realizes that i didn't take her to a nice lunch because...


    ummm


    well i can't come up with a reason she might think of other than that i'm interested in her

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I had a 4th of July thing like this once. Invited tons of people my dad and I made crap tons of food and had lots of good fireworks...and no one showed.

    Turns out 80% bailed to goto another friends party because at the time I was not 21 and there would be no alchol at mine.

    Jerks.
    well uh

    were you seriously thinking people didn't prefer to get drunk on a major federal holiday? use your head.
    yours was like the "nice guy" of parties.

    Yeah but like, the other dudes party JUST had booze. Like no fireworks and it was Bring your own food. And only like 3 of the people invited were 21.

    Joke was on them, I ate myself sick, shot off lots of explosives, and I didn't get the cops called on me like them.
    What's your point?

    booze

    you're not the type that has never drank booze are you

    Oh god no. I drink all the time. Now that I can legally. But damn. I would rather grill and blow shit up then just get drunk.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I just got a text from my ex-GF--The first in 3 months.

    It says "You are a fuck and deserve everything you get."


    OMINOUS

    I like how she called you a fuck

    as if that meant something

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I just got a text from my ex-GF--The first in 3 months.

    It says "You are a fuck and deserve everything you get."


    OMINOUS

    why does she think you are a fuck

    ask her

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