Joe Biden to go as plumber for Halloween

Meissnerd

So lots of things have been happening in this election!

Obama is visiting his elderly grandmother (as opposed to his teenage grandmother!)

Palin keeps getting in trouble!

McCain hates taxes, still! And he wishes viagra worked for his poll numbers.

And Biden, of course, is just fucking smug.

POLITIX

hellobuddy

He has a certain Lebowski-esque quality to him

Vann Diras

that is one smug ass grin

Metacortex

Are you saying Biden is a Nihilist?

Clint Eastwood

That damn Palin!

With 10 days to go until election day, long brewing tension between Sarah Palin and key aides to John McCain has become so intense, it is spilling out into the public.

Several McCain advisers have suggested to CNN they have become increasingly frustrated with what one aide described as Palin “going rogue” recently, while a Palin associate says she is simply trying to “bust free” of what she believes was a mishandled roll-out that damaged her.

McCain sources point several incidents where Palin has gone off message, and privately wonder if they were deliberate. For example: labeling robo calls “irritating,” even as the campaign was defending the use of them and telling reporters she disagreed with the campaigns controversial decision to pull out of Michigan.

A second McCain source tells CNN she appears to now be looking out for herself more than the McCain campaign.

“She is a diva. She takes no advice from anyone,” said this McCain adviser, “she does not have any relationships of trust with any of us, her family or anyone else. Also she is playing for her own future and sees herself as the next leader of the party. Remember: divas trust only unto themselves as they see themselves as the beginning and end of all wisdom.”

Meissnerd

Biden cares very much

hellobuddy

Im saying he looks like Jeff Bridges in that picture


well...kind of

FAQ

nope

not even a little bit

Metacortex

Someone needs to get Biden a Caucasian.

Killjoy

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment_tv_tvblog/2008/10/wftvs-barbara-w.html

Here's video of a ridiculous interview he had to endure.

autono-wally, erotibot300

Cloudman wrote: »

That damn Palin!

With 10 days to go until election day, long brewing tension between Sarah Palin and key aides to John McCain has become so intense, it is spilling out into the public.

Several McCain advisers have suggested to CNN they have become increasingly frustrated with what one aide described as Palin “going rogue” recently, while a Palin associate says she is simply trying to “bust free” of what she believes was a mishandled roll-out that damaged her.

McCain sources point several incidents where Palin has gone off message, and privately wonder if they were deliberate. For example: labeling robo calls “irritating,” even as the campaign was defending the use of them and telling reporters she disagreed with the campaigns controversial decision to pull out of Michigan.

A second McCain source tells CNN she appears to now be looking out for herself more than the McCain campaign.

“She is a diva. She takes no advice from anyone,” said this McCain adviser, “she does not have any relationships of trust with any of us, her family or anyone else. Also she is playing for her own future and sees herself as the next leader of the party. Remember: divas trust only unto themselves as they see themselves as the beginning and end of all wisdom.”

hahahaahahhahahaahahahahahhhahahahahahahah

MechMantis

I dunno, she could pull it off.

She's just really really inexperienced.

Clint Eastwood

autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »

Cloudman wrote: »

That damn Palin!

With 10 days to go until election day, long brewing tension between Sarah Palin and key aides to John McCain has become so intense, it is spilling out into the public.

Several McCain advisers have suggested to CNN they have become increasingly frustrated with what one aide described as Palin “going rogue” recently, while a Palin associate says she is simply trying to “bust free” of what she believes was a mishandled roll-out that damaged her.

McCain sources point several incidents where Palin has gone off message, and privately wonder if they were deliberate. For example: labeling robo calls “irritating,” even as the campaign was defending the use of them and telling reporters she disagreed with the campaigns controversial decision to pull out of Michigan.

A second McCain source tells CNN she appears to now be looking out for herself more than the McCain campaign.

“She is a diva. She takes no advice from anyone,” said this McCain adviser, “she does not have any relationships of trust with any of us, her family or anyone else. Also she is playing for her own future and sees herself as the next leader of the party. Remember: divas trust only unto themselves as they see themselves as the beginning and end of all wisdom.”

hahahaahahhahahaahahahahahhhahahahahahahah

Say it ain't so!

(also i'd like to give a shout-out to the 3rd graders at bumfuck middle school in podunk alaska)

Val

Well she is clearly delusional at best so why won't she see big things in her future.

autono-wally, erotibot300

Vàl wrote: »

Well she is clearly delusional at best so why won't she see big things in her future.

I can see big things in her future, as leading a party into my pants

Defender

I dunno, guys, there's not much you can do to be more mavericky than to contradict your own campaign. I mean "reaching across the aisle?" Occasionally not voting with the party line? Fuck that shit. She'll disagree with her own campaign.

Clint Eastwood

somebody should invite her to the pants party

see what she says

autono-wally, erotibot300

Cloudman wrote: »

somebody should invite her to the pants party

see what she says

Probably something about how she knows every party and that she can't just remember details about one of them

Khavall

Defender wrote: »

I dunno, guys, there's not much you can do to be more mavericky than to contradict your own campaign. I mean "reaching across the aisle?" Occasionally not voting with the party line? Fuck that shit. She'll disagree with her own campaign.

Soon she'll start campaigning for Obama.


MAVERICK!

Val

Khavall wrote: »

Defender wrote: »

I dunno, guys, there's not much you can do to be more mavericky than to contradict your own campaign. I mean "reaching across the aisle?" Occasionally not voting with the party line? Fuck that shit. She'll disagree with her own campaign.

Soon she'll start campaigning for Obama.


MAVERICK!

This is possibly the only way she could help the McCain campaign at this point. Since I'd probably not want to vote for something she supports.

Riale

Killjoy wrote: »

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment_tv_tvblog/2008/10/wftvs-barbara-w.html

Here's video of a ridiculous interview he had to endure.

Dear god.

I like how about halfway through he realizes how stupid the whole thing is. "Is this a joke?".

jwalk

*drinks*

Wait, a "mishandled roll-out that damaged her" ?

Yeah, they announced her name, and someone looked up who she was and her record in AK, and it was all downhill from there!

Seriously, how should they have handled it? Not told us who she was until after the election?

autono-wally, erotibot300

jwalk wrote: »

*drinks*

Wait, a "mishandled roll-out that damaged her" ?

Yeah, they announced her name, and someone looked up who she was and her record in AK, and it was all downhill from there!

Seriously, how should they have handled it? Not told us who she was until after the election?

seriously
every time she DID try to do something by herself, she failed abysmally

GRMike

Props to the OP.

How could you not want to elect these to motherfuckers:

Defender

She did do a good job of being hot.

Newtron

Obama is coming to campus tonight to talk, and they are expecting like hundreds of people to go.

I wanna go so bad but i'm trying to coordinate my apartment affairs so I can move in tomorrow or monday.

man, fuck life and it's stupid curve balls.

Meissnerd

man coordinate tomorrow

Jedoc

So are there going to be any websites updating the polls in real time on the 4th? With, and this is important, no commentary whatsoever?

Shankusu

haha holy shit that Biden interview

"Mr. Biden, Karl Marx had extreme leftist economic views. How are Obama's views not identical?"

W...what?

Futore

Newtron wrote: »

Obama is coming to campus tonight to talk, and they are expecting like hundreds of people to go.

I wanna go so bad but i'm trying to coordinate my apartment affairs so I can move in tomorrow or monday.

man, fuck life and it's stupid curve balls.

there will be a lot more than a few hundred people.

i went to see Michelle Obama speak and there was a crowd of over 6,000 packed into a little intersection of downtown

Weaver

FYI: Obama is on the cover of the current edition of Men's Health.

GRMike

Weaver wrote: »

FYI: Obama is on the cover of the current edition of Men's Health.

I picked it up last weekend. My girlfriend says he looks "gray". I called her a racist at the checkout counter. It caused a weird look from the clerk.

LTM

Palin's off the reservation

"Also, she is playing for her own future and sees herself as the next leader of the party. Remember: Divas trust only unto themselves as they see themselves as the beginning and end of all wisdom."

Bourne Identity 4: The Bourne Alaskanty

Kovak

She labeled Obama's plan to provide tax credits to lower and middle-income wage-earners "the philosophy of government taking more, which is a misuse of the power to tax."

sdrawkcaB emaN

Kovak wrote: »

She labeled Obama's plan to provide tax credits to lower and middle-income wage-earners "the philosophy of government taking more, which is a misuse of the power to tax."

TAXATION S A MISUSE OF THE POWER TO TAX

YOU BETCHA

Dislexic

Metacortex wrote: »

Are you saying Biden is a Nihilist?

You're out of your element.

Urian

She kidnapped herself, Dude.

FortyTwo

sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »

Kovak wrote: »

She labeled Obama's plan to provide tax credits to lower and middle-income wage-earners "the philosophy of government taking more, which is a misuse of the power to tax."

TAXATION S A MISUSE OF THE POWER TO TAX

YOU BETCHA

I know, it hurts

Fallout

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Shankusu

wut

Seta 3000

Who is that?

the chick who lied about her face being cut?