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  • winter_combat_knightwinter_combat_knight Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Congrats on finishing year 12! Feeling a bit odd that 12/13 years of your life is over? It feels like that for a bit, then you'll realise how cool life can be after school too. Are you going onto Uni or Tafe next year? If you are, that'll be awesome. Or if you go onto full time work, you'll have weekends to do whatever you want with your mates.

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Uni's the plan. I'm not very confident in what my UAI's going to be though, so I have no idea if I'll be able to get in to the course I want. Also, technically I haven't finished school yet. I still have one more exam to go: art. But considering I've suceeded in getting the top mark in the class by only studying the morning beforehand, and the actual exam isn't for a week, I'm not too fussed. :)

    Also, I completely forgot that it was Halloween until just this minute.

    Flay on
  • r-jasperr-jasper Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    wiat until you officially finish man! it was the best feeling in the world!

    then you can go out and party. christ schoolies week was the best ever. :D

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  • winter_combat_knightwinter_combat_knight Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ... i wasn't allowed to go to schoolies... :(

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Schoolies?

    MagicToaster on
  • Prof. AwesomeProf. Awesome Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Grenn wrote: »
    This is pretty cool:

    Test your colour IQ: http://www.xrite.com/custom_page.aspx?PageID=77

    Lower score is better.

    I got 0 8-)

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Grenn wrote: »
    srsizzy wrote: »
    btw, this movie is an abomination.

    Good.

    I hope Lucas continues to ruin, dilute and devalue his own license(s) until he is brought down to his knees and dies and poor and lonely man.

    Then thousands of voices will all cry out across the globe and say, "That's for ruining my childhood you chinless prick."

    As a former massive star wars fan (rebel alliance tattoo, books, the works...) it was quite a turning point in my life the day I realised that George Lucas is a monumental idiot.

    I hate to draw spurious associations, but reading this made me wonder what Spielberg's going to do with Ghost in the Shell.

    Tam on
  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oh god no. I haven't heard about that.

    Just no. No no no.

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  • winter_combat_knightwinter_combat_knight Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Schoolies?

    Aussie equivalent of Spring Break i guess.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oh god no. I haven't heard about that.

    Just no. No no no.

    Yeah, I'm pretty nervous too. I mean, I guess it could go either way.

    Tam on
  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    More awesome costumes:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwYFfhWzN9M

    Edit: aaaaand sneak peak of my costume #1:
    Photo3-pola.jpg

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2008

    hahaha yeeeeeessssssssss


    Also: Google's title image is awesome!

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm dressing up as Shaggy from Scooby Doo, mainly because i'm tall, very lanky and look stoned all the damn time due to the bags under my eyes, even though i've never touched a single drug in my life.

    Plus it's cheap.

    Godfather on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Godfather wrote: »
    I'm dressing up as Shaggy from Scooby Doo, mainly because i'm tall, very lanky and look stoned all the damn time due to the bags under my eyes, even though i've never touched a single drug in my life.

    Plus it's cheap.

    I wonder if you'd look lively if you smoked a bunch of pot.

    Tam on
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Who knows, but most everybody already thinks that I do pot/marijuana, so why go all the way?

    A guy I worked with thought I was the biggest stoner he's ever seen, and that man was a drug dealer.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    happy halloween everyone!

    PROX on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Woo, 97 on my second Bioethics test!

    Also, happy satan day, everyone.

    Tam on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    Man I just got the most bullshit chinese takeout I have ever experienced, and it's not like I have high standards or anything (my standard being, "FRY UP SOME CHICKEN BITS, PUT SOME SAUCE ON IT") and they managed to screw even that up. I hadn't eaten all day I still couldn't muscle that shit down my gullet it was so bad.

    Even the fortune cookie was bad: "Your lucky number for this week is three."?! FUCK YOU!



    So hey anyway while I've got some free time on my hands (read: "I don't have a job, woo.") I'm trying to break my "cannot draw/model girls worth a goddamn" habit; I was kind of holding off to see if really ugly or manly or misshapen girls would come into vogue at some point so I could avoid drawing decent looking ones, but alas the popular culture continues to disappoint.

    What's my best bet source of reference (other than life drawing, yes yes that's the obvious one):
    1) Going off anatomy books (models are often plain or largely go by the "draw a dude, now add some fat hips and some knockers!" formula, I am looking at you Hogarth and Bridgman.)
    2) Going off classic statues (expensive to collect reproductions, inconvenient to go to museums everyday, variety is going to be limited. (Also the small Venus repro I've got has kind of a big nose))
    3) Going off smutty anime figurine pictures/drawings and then backing off on the smut and the volleyball-sized eyes a bit (well it worked as a starting point for Wakka, right? And going for jobs in the video game industry I do need to be able to appease the taste of horny nerds)
    4) Going off straight up pornography (fear of resting my tablet on my lap and accidentally punching a hole straight through it)

    EDIT:
    5) Mucha.

    EDIT2:
    I'm not doing anything for Halloween but as luck would have it my sister sent me something Halloweenish from Peru:
    skimask.jpg

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man I just got the most bullshit chinese takeout I have ever experienced, and it's not like I have high standards or anything (my standard being, "FRY UP SOME CHICKEN BITS, PUT SOME SAUCE ON IT") and they managed to screw even that up. I hadn't eaten all day I still couldn't muscle that shit down my gullet it was so bad.

    Even the fortune cookie was bad: "Your lucky number for this week is three."?! FUCK YOU!



    So hey anyway while I've got some free time on my hands (read: "I don't have a job, woo.") I'm trying to break my "cannot draw/model girls worth a goddamn" habit; I was kind of holding off to see if really ugly or manly or misshapen girls would come into vogue at some point so I could avoid drawing decent looking ones, but alas the popular culture continues to disappoint.

    What's my best bet source of reference (other than life drawing, yes yes that's the obvious one):
    1) Going off anatomy books (models are often plain or largely go by the "draw a dude, now add some fat hips and some knockers!" formula, I am looking at you Hogarth and Bridgman.)
    2) Going off classic statues (expensive to collect reproductions, inconvenient to go to museums everyday, variety is going to be limited. (Also the small Venus repro I've got has kind of a big nose))
    3) Going off smutty anime figurine pictures/drawings and then backing off on the smut and the volleyball-sized eyes a bit (well it worked as a starting point for Wakka, right? And going for jobs in the video game industry I do need to be able to appease the taste of horny nerds)
    4) Going off straight up pornography (fear of resting my tablet on my lap and accidentally punching a hole straight through it)

    EDIT:
    5) Mucha.


    Honest to goodness, Bacon?

    Just look up softcore "tasteful" porn like MetArt- some of those ridiculous poses are good practice.

    Tam on
  • Big Luke NastyBig Luke Nasty Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I just shaved for the last time for a long time. It's no-shave november from now till december.

    I hope everyone had a happy halloween.

    Big Luke Nasty on
    rawr
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I finally got around to seeing the movie Saw. It was playing on the television as I was doing my drafting homework, unedited and all thanks to Canada tv.

    I liked the twist in the end.

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  • r-jasperr-jasper Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Luke. i demand to see pictures. eve if you grow one of those seedy as bum fluf mo.s i still want to see them :P show us your mostache growing prowess! :P

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    dang. my dad told me today that i shouldn't expect to be good at both writing and painting. screw him, i'm going to paint all of today (even though i should be writing)

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    oh dear AoB that mask is fricking awsome.

    Bedlam on


  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    TIME TO GO LEARN HOW TO FELT! DUR DUR DUR.

    Forbe! on
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  • Big Luke NastyBig Luke Nasty Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'll take a picture every Saturday, but Forbe! will make fun of me.

    Big Luke Nasty on
    rawr
  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    But I will secretly save each one in my porn folder for future use.






    *fap* *fap* *fap*

    Forbe! on
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  • Big Luke NastyBig Luke Nasty Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sweet! I can cross "Be objectified" off my life-long dream list.

    Big Luke Nasty on
    rawr
  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bacon, all you need are some classy nudes.

    Also awesome mask.

    I suggest going to softcore sites, great stuff.

    PROX on
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So I discovered the hottest guy in the entire world yesterday

    He works at a music store and seems like a nice dude

    I played the piano they had there for a bit, and he offered me his chair because the one for the keyboard was too short

    As we were leaving, my gay friend who'd come with me said "you SO have his number!", and said apparently I impressed him




    Seriously though, hottest guy on planet, in a MUSIC store, bein' a nice dude

    I'm going to go back with a lady friend who genuinely needs some violin strings...and she's pushing me to get his number but aaaaaaaah...I've never done that before really...and plus WHAT IF HE SAIZ NOES!~? or if he has a girly

    ultimate dilemma

    also I should probably converse a bit more with him before considering that route....

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Don't go with your friend! Tell her you'll pick up the strings yourself, then when you go in... ask him to help you pick out some strings. If he likes you he'll jump out of his chair to get you horse shoes if you asked him. While you're looking for strings get a conversation going.... be like.... "so do you play an instrument?"

    We are dumb and easy to get, all you need is too look nice, which shouldn't be too hard for you because you are very pretty.

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  • DeeLockDeeLock Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I just flipped off an entire crowd of people on a street corner while driving by, yelling "FUCK YOU!" at the same time...

    Never done that before...

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hey douchebags
    here i am being sexy gandalf

    sexygandalf.jpg
    sexygandalf2.jpg

    wooooah drunk
    sexygandalf4.jpg

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    I'm going to go back with a lady friend who genuinely needs some violin strings...and she's pushing me to get his number but aaaaaaaah...I've never done that before really...and plus WHAT IF HE SAIZ NOES!~? or if he has a girly[/SIZE]

    Bullshit! You walk on in, look him straight in the eye and go, "Dress yo'self up real pretty, boy! You and me, we's goin' on a DATE! UH HUH THAT'S RIGHT."

    @Beavs: needs more wizard staff as stripper pole action.

    EDIT: Wee, the friend of mine who was staying with me the last couple weeks while he tried to find an apt finally found one.
    Back to my pantsless, copiously farting personal lifestyle.
    Also apparently dudes from Michigan moving to the bay area apparently causes the bay area to rain like a motherfucker; when I moved out here it rained for a solid month, and now it's been raining for the past 3 days. That shit's depressing, stop being such a bitch California.

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  • Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User
    edited November 2008
    I'm going to go back with a lady friend who genuinely needs some violin strings...and she's pushing me to get his number but aaaaaaaah...I've never done that before really...and plus WHAT IF HE SAIZ NOES!~? or if he has a girly[/SIZE]

    Bullshit! You walk on in, look him straight in the eye and go, "Dress yo'self up real pretty, boy! You and me, we's goin' on a DATE! UH HUH THAT'S RIGHT."

    @Beavs: needs more wizard staff as stripper pole action.

    EDIT: Wee, the friend of mine who was staying with me the last couple weeks while he tried to find an apt finally found one.
    Back to my pantsless, copiously farting personal lifestyle.
    Also apparently dudes from Michigan moving to the bay area apparently causes the bay area to rain like a motherfucker; when I moved out here it rained for a solid month, and now it's been raining for the past 3 days. That shit's depressing, stop being such a bitch California.

    I haven't had a day in three months where it hasn't rained. Also, woooo people from Michigan! Wooooooo!

    Uncle Long on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    HURRAH.

    WE ARE THE GODS THAT BRING RAIN TO WESTERN LANDS.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bullshit! You walk on in, look him straight in the eye and go, "Dress yo'self up real pretty, boy! You and me, we's goin' on a DATE! UH HUH THAT'S RIGHT."

    I be sure to black out half of my teeth when I do this! Thanks for the advice, mang. :D I'ma get drussed up reeeeal nice-like, like a lady.
    stuff

    aww, thenk yous, Toast. :) :oops: I will see what happens!
    beavotron wrote: »
    sexy gandalf

    UH

    MAZING

    I actually laughed out loud (LOLLED) at the "you shall not pass"......that's fantastic.

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  • Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User
    edited November 2008
    HURRAH.

    WE ARE THE GODS THAT BRING RAIN TO WESTERN LANDS.

    Hurrah!

    Uncle Long on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    Bullshit! You walk on in, look him straight in the eye and go, "Dress yo'self up real pretty, boy! You and me, we's goin' on a DATE! UH HUH THAT'S RIGHT."

    I be sure to black out half of my teeth when I do this! Thanks for the advice, mang. :D I'ma get drussed up reeeeal nice-like, like a lady.

    My joke would have worked better had you seen Tropic Thunder. Damn reference "humor". :(

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bullshit! You walk on in, look him straight in the eye and go, "Dress yo'self up real pretty, boy! You and me, we's goin' on a DATE! UH HUH THAT'S RIGHT."

    I be sure to black out half of my teeth when I do this! Thanks for the advice, mang. :D I'ma get drussed up reeeeal nice-like, like a lady.

    My joke would have worked better had you seen Tropic Thunder. Damn reference "humor". :(

    Hahahaha, I actually did see that movie, but I guess I didn't remember that particular reference.

    Solly! D:

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