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[MiniPhalla] Mike Phalla's Punch Out!!! (Village Victory!)

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Momma said knock you out.

    kime, I'm going to knock you out.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I scanned down the playlist to see who I am grudging and RNG Jpants (he was the only one on the list). Consider the grudge over from this point forward.

    Orange Soda on
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited October 2008
    kime wrote: »
    !WilDPanthA05 for suggesting that my facepunching might be somewhat les than awesome in fist-shaped form.

    !WilDPanthA05 for the horrible horrible pun.

    !Kime sounds like you under estimate the pugilistic power of my perplexing punches! Seems like we are going to have to battle, but the only battle going on is the battle of you trying to stay conscious as I pummel your noodle!

    Dude!

    Below the belt!

    Against the rules!

    KrataLightblade on
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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The first rule of Punch Out is: There are no rules!

    The second rule of Punch Out is: You must get me a soda.

    However, both the first and second rule are overruled by the first rule, which is a paradox worth pondering for some time.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The first rule of Punch Out is: There are no rules!

    The second rule of Punch Out is: You must get me a soda.

    However, both the first and second rule are overruled by the first rule, which is a paradox worth pondering for some time.
    Done pondering. It's pretty simple, actually, it all boils down to: I win, you lose.

    See?

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited October 2008
    kime wrote: »
    The first rule of Punch Out is: There are no rules!

    The second rule of Punch Out is: You must get me a soda.

    However, both the first and second rule are overruled by the first rule, which is a paradox worth pondering for some time.
    Done pondering. It's pretty simple, actually, it all boils down to: I win, you lose.

    See?

    Facepunches for all.

    KrataLightblade on
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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Two on one, is it?

    Step in line, Infidel, I'm gonna take care of this VT kid real quick and then we two can tango all night!

    Then again, Infidel, I heard you're only good for a minute or two.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited October 2008

    Then again, Infidel, I heard you're only good for a minute or two.

    That's being generous.

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    kime wrote: »
    The first rule of Punch Out is: There are no rules!

    The second rule of Punch Out is: You must get me a soda.

    However, both the first and second rule are overruled by the first rule, which is a paradox worth pondering for some time.
    Done pondering. It's pretty simple, actually, it all boils down to: I win, you lose.

    See?

    I don't think so, suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    (ooc: ooh, that's my new catch phrase! My character doesn't give me much to work with from a roleplaying perspective, so I'm trying to build up his personality as I go =) )

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  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User
    edited October 2008
    kime wrote: »
    The first rule of Punch Out is: There are no rules!

    The second rule of Punch Out is: You must get me a soda.

    However, both the first and second rule are overruled by the first rule, which is a paradox worth pondering for some time.
    Done pondering. It's pretty simple, actually, it all boils down to: I win, you lose.

    See?

    If by I win, you lose Kime, you mean I'm gonna wipe the floor with you, then hell yes I agree! Kime, you're a paper champ, not even a champ, you're a paper chump, why play with the big boys, we are gonna make you hurt!

    WilDPanthA05 on
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited October 2008
    kime wrote: »

    Then again, Infidel, I heard you're only good for a minute or two.

    That's being generous.

    You both sound like you've got way, way too much personal locker room experience with this.

    KrataLightblade on
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    kime wrote: »

    Then again, Infidel, I heard you're only good for a minute or two.

    That's being generous.

    You both sound like you've got way, way too much personal locker room experience with this.

    :whistle:

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    kime wrote: »
    kime wrote: »

    Then again, Infidel, I heard you're only good for a minute or two.

    That's being generous.

    You both sound like you've got way, way too much personal locker room experience with this.

    :whistle:

    And the crowd goes wild!

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    tl;dr: I'm a dirty slut.

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    VThornheart I heard you wanted me as per rule 2

    *sexy pose*

    come on baby, meet me in the locker rooom

    Orange Soda on
  • dawningphoenixdawningphoenix Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Less tarting around like a hooker, more fighting! Or did you leave your fighting spirit at home? Come on, fight me! I'll take anyone here!

    dawningphoenix on
  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    VThornheart? As in Thorny-heart? as in incapable of feeling love? I'm afraid that I can't let you get away with that, dear friend - the world must be a happy, smiling place. So, instead of beating on your little face until you start smiling:

    VThornheart

    I do feel bad about voting off such a bitter individual - so here's something to make you feel better:

    A went into the butchers the other day, and bet him that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.

    "NO!" yelled the butcher "The steaks are too high"

    Micro on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Ey Mons!

    Who'se got de balls ta take on de best fighter alive, now? I hear alot of words from da preten' fightas 'ere, but every-boday know you can' defeat de masta.

    Also, we needs moa dir-ty sluts like Infidel in de ring, mon. Dey alot mo' challengin' den most oh you bumbacluts.
    De post restriction gods ain' bin nice to me o' late, mon.

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oh El Skidero, you are too funny.

    VThornheart

    I'd vote for Micro, but he's new you see. Oh, also of note Micro, do not edit posts in which you have voted. Also also, votes generally get bolded. It's nothing too major, just some rules of thumb.

    Oats on
  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Apologies, it was a typo.

    To show how bad I feel, here's another joke:

    So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

    They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

    And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"

    And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Micro, you're nothing but an amateur. Here, let me show you how it's done:

    Why do we always says "Women and children first" when a boat sinks?

    Because after that the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

    Dac Vin on
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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Okay then - thanks for the enlightenment, I'll try again:

    What's an anagram of snigger?

    "Gingers" - you FUCKING RACIST.

    Micro on
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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vat iz going on here. I should pop all of you in ze face. Zis izn't as bad as El Skeed.

    crimsoncoyote on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    All right, I'm here and I'm ready to dish out a massive ass-kicking... with my fists!

    FunkyWaltDogg on
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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Don't, you'll cause irreparable damage to my beautifully flowing locks!

    Wildcat on
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm not bitter, foo'. I'm just here to fight, suckaaaaaa!

    You don't realize what you're missing if you vote me out. Issac, give me a beat.

    (A light brass band begins to play, accompanied by a drummer playing only on the symbols. The occasional 70's-esque "wacka-whow" distortion sound occasionally chimes in. As it builds to a crescendo over several minutes, VT begins to sing.)

    Who's the blacksploitation boxing schtick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
    (Vendal looks around for a moment, and notices that there's no backup singers to sing the next part. So he covers his mouth and sings in a high-pitched voice: "Thornheart!")
    Ya damn right!

    Who is the man that would punch the neck of his brotha' man?
    (Thornheart!)
    Can you dig it?

    Who's the cat you shouldn't vote out when there's boxers all about?
    (Thornheart!)
    Right On!

    They say this cat Thornheart is a bad mother . . .
    (Shut your mouth!)
    I'm talkin' 'bout Thornheart.
    (Then we can dig it!)

    He's a coooomplicated man, and no one understands him but Orange Sodaaaaa
    (Vendal Thornheart!)

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Speaking of which, !That Orange Soda fella, he's weak.

    Dac Vin on
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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Hey kime, guess what?
    !kime

    Every cool person should vote for kime.

    MacGuffin on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Are we in a boxing ring or a comedy club?

    Toxic Toys on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I don' like dis comedy and singin' in da ring.

    De only singin' y'all should be doin' is singin' for mercy while I pound ya faces in!

    An' de only comedy should be de 'orrible performance y'all give while I pound ya faces in.

    VThornheart sound like he de worst o' da bunch, so I vote for 'im to take an early retirement.

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I fail at ninja-editing, mon.

    VThornheart, cause I'm so good an' yer so 'horrible now.

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Hey kime, guess what?
    !kime

    Every cool person should vote for kime.

    I am the King of Cool.

    !kime

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Infidel, just remember to stick and move, stick and move!

    M.D. on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Infidel wrote: »
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Hey kime, guess what?
    !kime

    Every cool person should vote for kime.

    I am the King of Cool.

    !kime

    He's lying, it's only a fake-coolness. If you really want to be cool, you won't vote for me. Voting for me just 'cause someone else told you to shows a lack of authority and thus lack of coolness.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    MacGuffin's logic is infallible.

    Infallible!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Lies!

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Funnily enough an anagram of Vendal Thornheart is 'Vend her anal troth'

    Which in old English would translate to: 'Sell her anal pledge'. Now, I'm not saying that Thornheart has made some kind of anal pledge, but I wouldn't be surpised.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Micro wrote: »
    Funnily enough an anagram of Vendal Thornheart is 'Vend her anal troth'

    Which in old English would translate to: 'Sell her anal pledge'. Now, I'm not saying that Thornheart has made some kind of anal pledge, but I wouldn't be surpised.

    This analysis is one of the most disturbingly creative I've seen in some time.

    Welcome to Phalla, Micro!

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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Infidel wrote: »
    MacGuffin's logic is inphallable.

    Inphallable!

    I'm so sorry.

    Oats on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Dammit Oats, I resisted the pun and then you fuck it all up anyways.

    :winky:

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