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[MiniPhalla] Mike Phalla's Punch Out!!! (Village Victory!)

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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Infidel wrote: »
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Hey kime, guess what?
    !kime

    Every cool person should vote for kime.

    I am the King of Cool.

    !kime

    We are super cool.

    Who also wants to be super cool?

    MacGuffin on
  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Hey kime, guess what?
    !kime

    Every cool person should vote for kime.

    I am the King of Cool.

    !kime

    We are super cool.

    Who also wants to be super cool?

    Depends how much megacool (mc) you can give us. Anything lower than 364mc a shot is not worth it.

    Dac Vin on
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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Hey kime, guess what?
    !kime

    Every cool person should vote for kime.

    I am the King of Cool.

    !kime

    We are super cool.

    Who also wants to be super cool?

    Depends how much megacool (mc) you can give us. Anything lower than 364mc a shot is not worth it.
    Megacool? Are you kidding? We're talking about gc here. That's a really cool amount of cool.

    MacGuffin on
  • weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Gigacool? how about tc? pc?
    petacool

    weatheredclown on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    You all know how uncool it is to measure cool.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited October 2008
    (VT ponders on the fact that there's a lot of innuendo in PunchOut... or maybe it's just us =) )

    It wasn't a proposition as much as a threat, suckaaaaaaa!

    (ooc: ouch. =) )

    Quiet down, ya' damn wannabe. Who's th' washed-up has-been who's gotta work th crowd so he don't hafta hit nobody?

    V-D-Thornheart, that's who!

    KrataLightblade on
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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I thought maybe the VT stood for Vermont

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Gigacool? how about tc? pc?
    petacool

    PETA is like.. de opposite of cool, mon.

    If any of you were as quick on ye' feet as me, ye'd know dat.

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    El Skid wrote: »
    Gigacool? how about tc? pc?
    petacool

    PETA is like.. de opposite of cool, mon.

    If any of you were as quick on ye' feet as me, ye'd know dat.

    You're pretty quick to get on your back, too.

    I'd say both in and out of the ring, but mostly just in the ring.

    Oats on
  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    You all know how uncool it is to measure cool.

    I wanted to say you are picocool, but you voted for kime, so we're cool.

    MacGuffin on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I wanna be in the cool gang, I even got my Flock of Seagulls haircut coiffed for the occasion! Eh !kime?

    Wildcat on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oats wrote: »
    El Skid wrote: »
    Gigacool? how about tc? pc?
    petacool

    PETA is like.. de opposite of cool, mon.

    If any of you were as quick on ye' feet as me, ye'd know dat.

    You're pretty quick to get on your back, too.

    I'd say both in and out of the ring, but mostly just in the ring.

    I ain't been on me back in years!

    Ye wanna know what I do whilst I get me sleep? I stand upright and punch de lights outta scum like yous! Cause I'm de best, mon!

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    How high are you right now?

    I think we have drug tests in this sport, yeah.

    Oats on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oats wrote: »
    How high are you right now?

    I think we have drug tests in this sport, yeah.

    Drogs are for de weaklings who don' wanna take de time to train up an' be de best, mon.

    De problem you gots is dat dey don' make em like me up here. Come down to Jamaica, mon, an' you'll see dat every gramma on de street can mop de floor wit' ye.

    ...But o' course I'm de best down dere too, mon.

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sorry, what? I'm getting "da monchies" just from listening to you.

    I love you man.

    Pass the cheetos.

    Oats on
  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Baby, I'm cooler than ice cream, I'm an ice dream, baby.

    !kime
    it up, y'all, go on, get it

    MundaneSoul on
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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    What the hell? I come back to the thread and no one's talking about ME?

    What the hell is the matter with you people, haven't you recognized that I've already WON this little contest?

    RECOGNIZE!

    Romantic Undead on
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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited October 2008
    What the hell? I come back to the thread and no one's talking about ME?

    What the hell is the matter with you people, haven't you recognized that I've already WON this little contest?

    RECOGNIZE!

    Go fight Glass Joe. He's about your speed. And he goes down faster than a two quarter whore, so one way or another you might make a man outta yourself.

    KrataLightblade on
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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Right then, 25 votes cast so far, as follows:

    Kime - 9
    VThornheart - 5

    Everyone else on 1 or 2

    OH OH OH, but wait a second, what's that I see on page 4? OH YES! That's the sight of infidel voting for Romantic Undead. But what do I then see on page 5? OH YES! I see infidel failing to retract the previous vote, and instead just voting a SECOND time for Kime, to look cool. HE'S A CHEAT!!

    Meaning that in fact only 24 votes have been cast, and that the scores are as follows:

    Kime - 8
    VThornheart - 5

    Six people, thusly, have not voted, they are:

    1. TheLawinator
    6. kuhlmeye
    11. crimsoncoyote
    18. Altair
    25. Jpants
    27. Doxa

    Of that list, crimson seems the most suspicious to me, as he has been fairly active, but has not voted.

    As it is, though, Infidel is a dirty, stinking bastard of a cheat, and a liar - which is funny because an anagram of 'Infidel' is 'F'in lied' (I say f'in because I don't like swearing). Infidel is a baddy ladies and gentlemen and he wants to beat you up, skin you and then eat you. He wants to eat your offal.

    RetractOats

    Vote Infidel


    I urge you all to do the same, it seems the only sane route forward from here.

    Now, that post was all very serious - so to lighten the mood, here's a joke:

    What wobbles as it flies?

    A jelly-copter

    Micro on
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    !WilDPanthA05

    Infidel, makes sense to me.

    (No I'm not just trying to start another bandwagon off me jeez stop accusing me!)

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Goose! wrote: »
    Each day you'll be !voting in red bold one person to be forced out of the WVBA and into early retirement. If you want to change your vote, I would appreciate it if you used !lime green to retract your previous vote. But I won't make it mandatory just because I'm such a nice guy.

    You got pretty worked up over something you should have clearly known was incorrect if you read the OP.

    So... is that all you got? Suspicious.

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Okay, FINE. I CAN'T READ.

    Maybe you're not all that suspicious. I still think you've got shift eyes though, and you haven't denied that you want to kill us, skin us and eat us - so for the minute my vote stays with you.

    If you, publically, state that you don't want to kill us, skin us and eat us I'll change for Kime as he was a bit too quick to try to turn my utterly insane post into a bandwagon.

    Oh, and:

    Knock Knock

    Who's There?

    BOO!

    Boo who?

    There's no need to cry, it's just a joke!

    Micro on
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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited October 2008
    You guys make no sense.

    I'm gonna go get a drink.

    Or ten.

    I'll come back when I'm drunk enough to deal with you guys.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Micro wrote: »
    Okay, FINE. I CAN'T READ.

    Maybe you're not all that suspicious. I still think you've got shift eyes though

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    It's the only phalla avatar I did the eyebrows for. :^:

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  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Um... it's okay to not retract your vote. It makes it a teeny bit harder for the spreadsheeters and the dude running the game, but when you 're-vote' it's implied that you retract your old one. So uh, way to go off the deep end, Micro.

    Micro the psycho, or Thrice Soy Chomp?

    Kristmas Kthulhu on
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    What's cooler than cool?

    Ice Cold!

    !Kime

    VThornheart on
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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    He still hasn't stated that he doesn't want to kill us, skin us and eat us.

    Unless I hear otherwise I will take this as an admission of guilt.

    Him mincing and eating our supple flesh reminded me of a joke:

    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

    Micro on
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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Iz zis serious? I sink zat !kime iz ze one zat needs to be popped in ze face.
    Yeah, I was posting from work earlier, and I didn't want to vote for someone just then. I got back from campus not-that-long-ago.

    crimsoncoyote on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Um... it's okay to not retract your vote. It makes it a teeny bit harder for the spreadsheeters and the dude running the game, but when you 're-vote' it's implied that you retract your old one. So uh, way to go off the deep end, Micro.

    Micro the psycho, or Thrice Soy Chomp?
    HINT: Count votes backwards, and never replace someone's vote. It's like magic.

    crimsoncoyote on
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Um... it's okay to not retract your vote. It makes it a teeny bit harder for the spreadsheeters and the dude running the game, but when you 're-vote' it's implied that you retract your old one. So uh, way to go off the deep end, Micro.

    Micro the psycho, or Thrice Soy Chomp?
    HINT: Count votes backwards, and never replace someone's vote. It's like magic.

    Aye, y'd be a genuis if t'werent for all those facepunches you take every day.

    KrataLightblade on
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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oh my God that works.

    Which is what she said last night.

    Micro on
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    hmmm. . . FINE not-so-epic reveal.

    I am. . .
    a masoned goodie!

    Part of the Major Circuit!

    Does that help convince you guys that it's not cool to vote for me???

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited October 2008
    kime wrote: »
    hmmm. . . FINE not-so-epic reveal.

    I am. . .
    a masoned goodie!

    Part of the Major Circuit!

    Does that help convince you guys that it's not cool to vote for me???

    I dunno, amateur, sh' it? Proof or punches, boy.

    KrataLightblade on
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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Hmm. There is precedent to believe you.

    I think it's time for !Micro to take a dose of his own medicine and give reason that he doesn't want to kill us, skin us and eat us.

    VThornheart on
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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    VT what the hell are you doing. Retract damn you

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    VT what the hell are you doing. Retract damn you

    Gotta listen to a dude whose face got punched so hard he wears a bag on it even over the internet.

    Six drinks down. Need at least six more.

    KrataLightblade on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    VT what the hell are you doing. Retract damn you

    Gotta listen to a dude whose face got punched so hard he wears a bag on it even over the internet.

    Six drinks down. Need at least six more.

    Next time "Dodge his punch then counter punch!"

    M.D. on
  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I don't want to kill you, skin you, OR eat you. I am perfectly happy to state this utterly openly.

    Seriously, this is my first game, I know there are some experienced players out there - if I was bad the rest of my 'people' would have told me to shut the fuck up a long time ago now. As it is, I'm just throwing myself in right now and having a lot of fun.

    Having said that, I am on UK time, and so am 4 hours out of the loop, so fully expect to wake up dead once this little attempted bandwagon kicks off.

    I think it's getting obvious that I, along with every other bugger here, have a post-restriction. That post-restriction is pretty damn obvious, and would NOT be given to an evil person.

    So, you've realised your mistake: Thanks for retracting your vote.

    Whats black and white and eats like a horse?

    A Zebra!

    Micro on
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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    VT what the hell are you doing. Retract damn you

    Gotta listen to a dude whose face got punched so hard he wears a bag on it even over the internet.

    Six drinks down. Need at least six more.

    Next time "Dodge his punch then counter punch!"

    Ey', I'm no near drunk 'nuff to take advice from the Plumber's Bane.

    KrataLightblade on
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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    (ooc: Monkeyfeet, don't worry, retracting is optional, you don't have my vote anymore. =) )

    What I'm sayin' here is that those of us who are good, I'm betting, have a good reason to believe now that Kime is good as well. And Micro had an all-too-convenient way of making his votes not incriminate himself (by intentionally stating that his future votes will be random). So I think the burden of proof has passed to you Micro!

    EDIT: Hmm. Okay, I'll bite that it's a posting requirement, suckaaaaaa. You'd have to be a rotten, low-down fool to not see that everyone and they mama's got some posting requirement foolishness. But I can't pin down what character you would be that would have posting requirements like the ones you have, so something still ain't sittin' right to me.

    VThornheart on
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