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Mustangs and Audis are for fags | Car Thread

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The V8 manual mustang weight in at 3,500 with slightly less horsepower than the current Z.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Oh well. I'll just have to wait a few months before shit piles up again I suppose.

    Unlikely

    my disposable income is frightfully low

    Stale on
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Man, fat? Seriously? 300 horsepower for 3,200 pounds is fat?

    And the new one will have 330 horsepower for about 3,000 pounds.

    It is many things but it is not a fat car.

    I wouldn't call them ugly either.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I hate all 350Z/G35s with a passion reserved for few things.

    They're fat, ugly, loud, and pure middle-aged rice.

    Maybe the 370Z will look better in person, but in the photos, it looks link a guppy that's bent in the middle.

    Whoa there.

    You drive a focus. Lets keep that in mind.

    Original Focus Hatch looks awesome.

    ...And I'm not made of money yet.

    ...And I'm tempted by this-
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    God help me.
    Okay i forgive you.

    I drove a rental base auto Cobalt, HATED IT.

    Then I drove a manual SS Supercharged. It was absolutely tits. The new Turbo is supposed to be significantly better in every single way. And it comes in sedan. And right now you can get one for 22 grand loaded out the door.

    I want one so bad.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    *sigh*

    If only I wasn't jailed, you too could all enjoy my car porn...

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Man, fat? Seriously? 300 horsepower for 3,200 pounds is fat?

    And the new one will have 330 horsepower for about 3,000 pounds.

    It is many things but it is not a fat car.

    The 350 got heavier in later years. something like 3,400 and over 3,600 for the roadster. It's not the heavy, but the design itself just makes it look fat.

    And I have the exhaust noise. It just sounds like the engine is wheezing.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i would love an e36 M3

    i saw a new 2009 M3 sedan today, i love it

    Yes, the cheapest prices around these parts for an e36 M3 are $20k AUD. I'd imagine it would be something ridiculously low in US.
    something like 14 grand for a clean car, probably more for a sedan these days because those are getting rarer.

    What about a manual 323Ci/328Ci/330Ci (e46)?
    Probably around 15 grand as well. Most of those were coming off leases though.

    Oh man I would love a 330i with the ZHP package. Last year I saw a bright red one at a dealership. Sooooo nice.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i was about to say "nobody quote chrishallet83" but, god damn, that is a really sexy car

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The '09 Cobalt SS is a screamer. They are outrunning EVO Xs and 09 STIs on tracks.

    Quick car.

    But it is a Chevy Cobalt. Not the sexiest looking car.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    i was about to say "nobody quote chrishallett83" but, god damn, that is a really sexy car

    Perhaps the sexiest...

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Man, fat? Seriously? 300 horsepower for 3,200 pounds is fat?

    And the new one will have 330 horsepower for about 3,000 pounds.

    It is many things but it is not a fat car.

    The 350 got heavier in later years. something like 3,400 and over 3,600 for the roadster. It's not the heavy, but the design itself just makes it look fat.

    And I have the exhaust noise. It just sounds like the engine is wheezing.
    I drove a Maxima for years so I love how the VQ sounds.

    Right now, from the nissan website, 2008 350Z:

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    That is NOT fat. In an age where nearly every single car is getting heavier and heavier, Nissan taking an already relatively light car and making it lighter and smaller is freaking unheard-of.

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    *sigh*

    If only I wasn't jailed, you too could all enjoy my car porn...
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    spolier'd

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The '09 Cobalt SS is a screamer. They are outrunning EVO Xs and 09 STIs on tracks.

    Quick car.

    But it is a Chevy Cobalt. Not the sexiest looking car.
    I think the coupe is pretty oddly proportioned but the sedan looks damn sharp:

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    *sigh*

    If only I wasn't jailed, you too could all enjoy my car porn...
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    spolier'd

    yes please i'll take 3

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    What kind of money does a Lotus Exige S cost over there in the U.S.? Is it comparable to a tree-fiddy? If you tell me it's under U.S. $50,000, I may have to move...

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    But is looks fat. Got J-lo booty.

    And because I love Fords, the Fusion is going from this-


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    to THIS
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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i would love an e36 M3

    i saw a new 2009 M3 sedan today, i love it

    Yes, the cheapest prices around these parts for an e36 M3 are $20k AUD. I'd imagine it would be something ridiculously low in US.
    something like 14 grand for a clean car, probably more for a sedan these days because those are getting rarer.

    What about a manual 323Ci/328Ci/330Ci (e46)?
    Probably around 15 grand as well. Most of those were coming off leases though.

    Oh man I would love a 330i with the ZHP package. Last year I saw a bright red one at a dealership. Sooooo nice.

    See, if I could get an e46 328/330Ci for that price here, I would literally snap it up.

    Instead, for that price, you an get an e36 325i. If you're lucky.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Butters, have you considered a used g35?

    They're nice. I love mine. But we all know that.

    Seriously, they're so nice.

    I have but they are terribly hard to find in a color I like so far.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    What kind of money does a Lotus Exige S cost over there in the U.S.? Is it comparable to a tree-fiddy? If you tell me it's under U.S. $50,000, I may have to move...

    Mid 60s and up.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    But is looks fat. Got J-lo booty.

    And because I love Fords, the Fusion is going from this-


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    to THIS
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    I saw that earlier. I saw the kenetic-style lower air dam and checked outside for flying pigs.

    Since it's Ford though, I'm sure they'll find a way to fuck things up somewhere along the way.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Wrench N Rockets, the first car isn't too bad, the grill is a bit vulgar, but the second iteration is fucking ugly...

    I like how they've even managed to make the lower section of the front bumper ugly, when it was copied almost verbatim from the new Aussie FG Falcon, which is a reasonably good looking car.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm having faith is Ford on this. The Fiesta is coming over looking same to the Euro cars, and they're re-merging the NA and Euro lines.

    There are some Ausi Ford cues on the new Fusion too. I like it.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Wrench N Rockets, the first car isn't too bad, the grill is a bit vulgar, but the second iteration is fucking ugly...

    I like how they've even managed to make the lower section of the front bumper ugly, when it was copied almost verbatim from the new Aussie FG Falcon, which is a reasonably good looking car.

    abuh?
    you prefer the first?
    are you feeling alright?

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I mention this in every car thread, but:

    Cheapest supercar ever.

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I guess a photo would be nice.

    This is it at the Motor Show earlier on:
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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Wrench N Rockets, the first car isn't too bad, the grill is a bit vulgar, but the second iteration is fucking ugly...

    I like how they've even managed to make the lower section of the front bumper ugly, when it was copied almost verbatim from the new Aussie FG Falcon, which is a reasonably good looking car.

    abuh?
    you prefer the first?
    are you feeling alright?

    At least they're trying something. Compared to something like the Camry, which is basically the equivalently of a white box with CAR written on it, it looks spectacular.

    T_B: I was expecting an NSX. Pleasantly surprised.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The first car is fairly plain, with old Honda Prelude-esque headlights, but the second? Hideous. WAY too much chrome grill. I know Ford make F-350 pick-ups, I just don't want to be slapped in the face by the grill off one when I look at a mid-size sedan.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    It's so plain nobody is buying it.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    okay, question:

    is it just me or are headlights getting brighter and brighter with newer cars?
    because i swear half the cars on the road have headlights so bright that i can barely see where i'm going when i approach them

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Depends on the cars. Technically, yes, they are. Most cars have reflectors, and a lot have HIDs and Xenons.

    The problem though might be with 1) trucks, that sometimes shine right at your eye-level, and 2) auto-leveling headlights that are not auto-leveling properly

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    okay, question:

    is it just me or are headlights getting brighter and brighter with newer cars?
    because i swear half the cars on the road have headlights so bright that i can barely see where i'm going when i approach them

    I've noticed this too.

    It's even more blatant with the higher-end luxury sedans, all blinding you when they're sitting up your arse on the freeway.

    Sorry that my 1.8 Corolla cannot match the standards of your 5.0 V8, no need to blind me with your ultra-bright floodlights.

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I know Xenon headlights look cool etc etc, but they seem to be really annoying whne they're in my rear-view mirror. I think it's the fact they change colour and stuff when the car behind me goes over a bump.

    What is so good about Xenon anyway?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    2005 Hyundai Elantra

    love that thing

    I give it kisses

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    It's not just you. The low beams on my girlfriends new Golf have people flashing their lights at her - to get her to flip them onto low... The high-beams are better than the two 100 watt spotlights on my Dads ute.

    Sorry - for those of you not used to Aussie lingo, a ute is a small pickup truck. Ute is short for utility vehicle, or a vehicle with a passenger cell and a tray.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I know Xenon headlights look cool etc etc, but they seem to be really annoying whne they're in my rear-view mirror. I think it's the fact they change colour and stuff when the car behind me goes over a bump.

    What is so good about Xenon anyway?
    They're very bright?

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Uuuuuuugghhh why do people do this to what is normally a respectable car?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    It's not just you. The low beams on my girlfriends new Golf have people flashing their lights at her - to get her to flip them onto low... The high-beams are better than the two 100 watt spotlights on my Dads ute.

    Sorry - for those of you not used to Aussie lingo, a ute is a small pickup truck. Ute is short for utility vehicle, or a vehicle with a passenger cell and a tray.
    once again i am going to say the auto-leveling lights on the Golf are improperly configured. get it checked.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Uuuuuuugghhh why do people do this to what is normally a respectable car?

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    shhhh baby

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    ZHP in alpine white

    feel free to fap

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    HAHAHAHA

    TUBS

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    shhhh baby

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    ZHP in alpine white

    feel free to fap

    Oh god that... those headlights look amazing. What is this ZHP anyway?

    fapfapfap

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