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A Black President?

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Damn it's like whomever controls Hollywood has a grudge against black people.

    Evander can you advise.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    But on the other hand, Chris Rock won the presidency in that movie and things seemed like they were going to go pretty well.

    On the other other hand Morgan Freeman was president in Deep Impact and we all know how that turned out.
    I don't...

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    wait, I don't remember if i saw deep impact. did the comet hit or what?

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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    But on the other hand, Chris Rock won the presidency in that movie and things seemed like they were going to go pretty well.

    On the other other hand Morgan Freeman was president in Deep Impact and we all know how that turned out.
    I don't...
    a meteorite hit the planet and lots of people died

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Let's just look at other socieites with black leaders and see how they turned out:

    1) Cloud City

    2) Vault 101

    3) NYC in Escape from New York

    I rest my case.

    Vault 101 has a black leader?

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Evander wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Let's just look at other socieites with black leaders and see how they turned out:

    1) Cloud City

    2) Vault 101

    3) NYC in Escape from New York

    I rest my case.

    Earth with president Tiny Lister from 5th Element turned out pretty good.

    Only because Bruce Willis had sex with God.

    He did that after the Earth was safe, silly.

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    minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    But on the other hand, Chris Rock won the presidency in that movie and things seemed like they were going to go pretty well.

    On the other other hand Morgan Freeman was president in Deep Impact and we all know how that turned out.
    I don't...

    A meteor coming to earth.

    He spent so much time revealing all of the presidential secrets that he forgot to board the spacecraft with his harem of cloned women.

    "YES MAGIC DOES EXIST, WE'VE KNOW ABOUT IT FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS, people!"

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Let's just look at other socieites with black leaders and see how they turned out:

    1) Cloud City

    2) Vault 101

    3) NYC in Escape from New York

    I rest my case.

    Earth with president Tiny Lister from 5th Element turned out pretty good.

    didn't a grizzled old guy and a spunky lady have to save the world in that one

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    So who is Hedy Lamar?

    THAT'S HEDLEY
    I just couldn't let it go without doing it properly

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Let's just look at other socieites with black leaders and see how they turned out:

    1) Cloud City

    2) Vault 101

    3) NYC in Escape from New York

    I rest my case.

    Earth with president Tiny Lister from 5th Element turned out pretty good.

    didn't a grizzled old guy and a spunky lady have to save the world in that one

    Yeah, but Zeus did a good job of telling them to go save the world.

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Let's just look at other socieites with black leaders and see how they turned out:

    1) Cloud City

    2) Vault 101

    3) NYC in Escape from New York

    I rest my case.

    Vault 101 has a black leader?

    I-isn't he? (Do I need to correct my gamma or..?)

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Ruckus wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    So who is Hedy Lamar?

    Hedley Lamarr was the main antagonist in Blazing Saddles.

    Heady Lamarr is Dr. Klyner's pet headcrab in HL2.

    Way to miss a good setup.

    I just found out that Harvey Korman died earlier this year.

    My dad and I were watching Blazing Saddles a few months ago and when we found out he had died this year we were like :(

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008

    I never expected this from you TDOT

    For shame, sir

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited October 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Let's just look at other socieites with black leaders and see how they turned out:

    1) Cloud City

    2) Vault 101

    3) NYC in Escape from New York

    I rest my case.

    Vault 101 has a black leader?

    I-isn't he? (Do I need to correct my gamma or..?)

    I think he's supposed to be indian or something, just dark

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    god damn it

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    It seems that Palin has a very peculiar interpretation of the 1st amendment.

    I fucking want to hit that woman in the face with a beer bottle.

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm glad you posted that Callius. I was reading that a little bit ago. Good article.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Palin's face; an empty beer bottle.

    Fuck that, no... a fucking wine bottle. Yes.

    And a french wine at that.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    callius I know what sort of things you like that involve women and wine bottles and I know that the face is not involved.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    the most aggravating part of palin's candidacy is that i don't even want to fuck her anymore. nothing turns me off like outright stupidity

    and fatties

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    and fatties

    :cry:

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'd hit it, but only if she stayed quiet.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    callius I know what sort of things you like that involve women and wine bottles and I know that the face is not involved.
    Trust me, she's definitely an exception.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I think we should take a break from these threads after the election and this one plays out

    all in favour

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    and fatties

    :cry:

    fix it

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    I'd hit it, but only if she stayed quiet.

    Yeah, but you'd KNOW that she was thinking something stupid, like "I betcha that those swarmy liberals didn't get in anyone's way when the dinosaurs were wandering around here a couple thousand years ago!"

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I've never found Palin that attractive.

    I just want to abuse her in an entirely non-sexual way. More of the power dominance "I hate you" sorta' way.

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    bychancebychance Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    It seems that Palin has a very peculiar interpretation of the 1st amendment.

    I fucking want to hit that woman in the face with a beer bottle.

    Palin has a very peculiar interpretation of everything.

    She recently spoke about Obama wanting to rewrite the constitution. She probably doesn't even know the basics of it, let alone accuse someone of wanting to change it.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    i don't understand why the president is a black dude in so many films

    is it because they think they are making a deep political statement or what

    maybe its because they like the actor

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    bychancebychance Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Morgan Freeman is God.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I think it's time for a movie to cast a dog as president

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I think it's time for a movie to cast a dog as president

    Air Bud One

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    bychancebychance Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I think it's time for a movie to cast a dog as president

    Sounds like a bad Disney movie.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I think it's time for a movie to cast a dog as president

    yeah right maybe when gay marriage is legal

    because we all know that when you legalize gay marriage, dog-human marriage isn't far behind

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    bychance wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    It seems that Palin has a very peculiar interpretation of the 1st amendment.

    I fucking want to hit that woman in the face with a beer bottle.

    Palin has a very peculiar interpretation of everything.

    She recently spoke about Obama wanting to rewrite the constitution. She probably doesn't even know the basics of it, let alone accuse someone of wanting to change it.

    And what she'd be doing if she was Vice President

    It's weird when people say they want a "real person" to take the office. Real people have no business running the country

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited October 2008
    Sara are you comparing dogs to black people

    I am so disgusted with your veiled attempts to place the race card

    for shame

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i place my race card in defense mode

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    if black people happen to be extremely loyal and lovable

    then yes

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    i place my race card in defense mode
    ah-ha! you activated my smear card!

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