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[Game On]Red Alert 3: Patch 1.12. ALSO CNC4 NEWS INSIDE! ZILO TAKES OFF PANTS!

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  • TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That's pretty cool.

    And also, screw playing vs Allies on that one 1v1 map that's like.. your bases are encapsuled by rectangular raised ground. And that raised ground has ramps going up it on the outside. So guess what. The fucking Allies can send laser-locking rocket guys up and just stand on the edge within reach of like 2/3 of my base. It's usually the first thing I see them do. Not hard either. They just build barracks first and send a stream of infantry to the ramps. Or possibly put em all in their amphibious transport. Hm.

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  • pogo1250pogo1250 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    TheBog wrote: »
    That's pretty cool.

    And also, screw playing vs Allies on that one 1v1 map that's like.. your bases are encapsuled by rectangular raised ground. And that raised ground has ramps going up it on the outside. So guess what. The fucking Allies can send laser-locking rocket guys up and just stand on the edge within reach of like 2/3 of my base. It's usually the first thing I see them do. Not hard either. They just build barracks first and send a stream of infantry to the ramps. Or possibly put em all in their amphibious transport. Hm.

    i think you mean the map industrial strength. jeez you empire players never spot whining first its omg i dont have any anti air and now its i cant defend against man spam :P

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  • TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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  • pogo1250pogo1250 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Penny arcade red alert 3 thread: we discuss the finer points of bears and mauling, and sometimes red alert

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    pogo1250 wrote: »
    TheBog wrote: »
    That's pretty cool.

    And also, screw playing vs Allies on that one 1v1 map that's like.. your bases are encapsuled by rectangular raised ground. And that raised ground has ramps going up it on the outside. So guess what. The fucking Allies can send laser-locking rocket guys up and just stand on the edge within reach of like 2/3 of my base. It's usually the first thing I see them do. Not hard either. They just build barracks first and send a stream of infantry to the ramps. Or possibly put em all in their amphibious transport. Hm.

    i think you mean the map industrial strength. jeez you empire players never spot whining first its omg i dont have any anti air and now its i cant defend against man spam :P

    Man spam is the finest tradition of CnC.

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  • pogo1250pogo1250 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This is the game i just played in automatch....

    best game i have played for a while, i get knocked off the land and my opponent says gg and assumes the game is over, but i already have a base in the water warning this is a long match.

    at the end of the game my opponent calls me a noob


    http://www.gamereplays.org/redalert3/replays.php?game=6&tab=upcoming&show=details&id=62054

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  • pogo1250pogo1250 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    crash, crash, crash... automatch is great!

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  • zilozilo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I never get a crash, it just takes forever.

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  • pogo1250pogo1250 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i get a crash probably about once a night while waiting for automatch find an opponent

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  • TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Man spam is the finest tradition of CnC.

    It's not really the man spam that's the problem. I can take care of man spam in any other case. Bears. Hammers. Sickles. Whatever. It's just that there isn't really a way to defend your base from laser-locking infantry that are up on a ridge. You know that one 4 player map that was in the beta?.. where it's mostly water and only 1 of your ore nodes was overlooked by a ridge? Yeah. It's like that, except it's your entire base. And if you want to defend it, you have to go aaaall the way around your base until you reach the entrance ramp. Which is probably guarded by the transport that dropped the infantry off in the first place. The logical thing would be to jump a couple of sickles up there. And who knows. Maybe that works. Though I wouldn't count on it.

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  • zilozilo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Conscripts + molotovs? They can throw 'em up cliffs.

    edit: also what crash do you get pogo? nonspecific "blahblah has caused an error"?

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  • pogo1250pogo1250 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    zilo wrote: »
    Conscripts + molotovs? They can throw 'em up cliffs.

    edit: also what crash do you get pogo? nonspecific "blahblah has caused an error"?

    consult page 33 i believe you commented on it too

    I only get it when im searching in automatch

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  • APZonerunnerAPZonerunner Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My god I was just in the most boring game of command & turtle for 45 minutes struggling to break the deadlock on two turtling players with a turtling partner of my own. :(

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  • zilozilo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    pogo1250 wrote: »
    zilo wrote: »
    Conscripts + molotovs? They can throw 'em up cliffs.

    edit: also what crash do you get pogo? nonspecific "blahblah has caused an error"?

    consult page 33 i believe you commented on it too

    I only get it when im searching in automatch

    Ahhh, that one. Weeeird.

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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So Brutal Empire is just as easy as hard Empire, but Brutal Soviet is completely ridiculous.

    Fuck terror drones

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  • ZanteZante Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rami wrote: »
    So Brutal Empire is just as easy as hard Empire, but Brutal Soviet is completely ridiculous.

    Fuck terror drones

    You can solo a brutal? Of any faction? That's impressive. I find the Hard computers ridiculously easy and the Brutal ones ridiculously impossible.

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  • zilozilo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Check it out dudes, new automatcher is out. I guess it's super fast, like 1v1 matches in < 5 seconds and 2v2 in under a minute.

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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Zante wrote: »
    Rami wrote: »
    So Brutal Empire is just as easy as hard Empire, but Brutal Soviet is completely ridiculous.

    Fuck terror drones

    You can solo a brutal? Of any faction? That's impressive. I find the Hard computers ridiculously easy and the Brutal ones ridiculously impossible.


    Brutal Empire can still be destroyed in under 8 minutes by just building twinblades and MiGs. With no AA infantry all they can do is build Tengu's and they're no match for MiGs. Turrets don't do shit either, 6 twinblades will drop one in a few seconds.

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  • pogo1250pogo1250 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My god I was just in the most boring game of command & turtle for 45 minutes struggling to break the deadlock on two turtling players with a turtling partner of my own. :(

    45 minutes? usually by this time super weapons come into play and blow shit up
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    Check it out dudes, new automatcher is out. I guess it's super fast, like 1v1 matches in < 5 seconds and 2v2 in under a minute.

    i think my head just exploded with joy, i really hope its true what you say about this <5 seconds thing

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  • pogo1250pogo1250 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    yeah you are right i havent waited longer than 15 seconds to find a 1v1 match

    edit : also i noticed along with the speedy match times, sometimes... no wait most of the time it will match you with someone not even near your ladder ranking

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  • TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That sounds impressive. I have to check this out tomorrow.

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  • pogo1250pogo1250 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    162th ranked on the ladder, time to call it a night... new automatch does rock though.

    PS. fast warfact builds>crusher crane builds in soviet mirrors

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  • TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The new automatch is pretty amazing.

    And why do you say that fast warfac > crane build? Wouldn't you obviously want a fast crane vs Terror Drones? Soviet's only real harass unit?

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  • KatholicKatholic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    pogo1250 wrote: »
    yeah you are right i havent waited longer than 15 seconds to find a 1v1 match

    edit : also i noticed along with the speedy match times, sometimes... no wait most of the time it will match you with someone not even near your ladder ranking

    I can't wait till I get home in a week and can play this online over Christmas break.

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  • pogo1250pogo1250 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    TheBog wrote: »
    The new automatch is pretty amazing.

    And why do you say that fast warfac > crane build? Wouldn't you obviously want a fast crane vs Terror Drones? Soviet's only real harass unit?

    terror drones aren't used much in soviet mirrors as harassment early game (unless one of your starting nodes is on water) b/c good soviet players always always always always wall up their refineries. fast warfact will let you get a sickle to their base before they can pump one out themselves. This means you can get a sickle to jump into their harvester spot and force them to put it in secondary, giving you a slight economic advantage until they can ward it off with their own sickles.

    /theorycraft

    go try it

    also sickles rape terror drones

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  • TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think the automatcher is back to being shitty.

    Well it was just a stress test beta of the patch or something.

    Hopefully the real thing comes out soon.

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  • pogo1250pogo1250 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    TheBog wrote: »
    I think the automatcher is back to being shitty.

    Well it was just a stress test beta of the patch or something.

    Hopefully the real thing comes out soon.

    really? NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOoooo!!!!!

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  • TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Conscripts are largely useless at the moment. ESPECIALLY when it comes to clearing out buildings. If they were any good at that, I'd use em, but they're not.

    Lets say 1PK is garrisoned in a structure. You bring some Conscripts to clear it. While your guys wind up and throw the molotovs the PK probably gets 1 shot off from the building and walks out of the building before the molotovs hit. Or he could just get out of the building before they even throw the things and start tearing them up. If the conscripts decide to switch back to AKs, the PK instantly enters the building again and starts tearing them up like that.

    It ends in an annoying dance, walking in and out of buildings really fast, switching modes trying to catch your opponent where you want him. Against a good player conscripts will never clear out any structure. Unless you just swarm the damned thing with 10x the cost in conscripts. But you wasted your money anyway. Molotovs are too slow. Rifles are too weak.

    In comparison, PKs are great at clearing buildings. And IWs are quite decent too. PKs just put their shield up and walk forward. Chances are they won't get taken out en route, and the enemy has no choice but to get out of the building and let the PKs get in instead. IWs run at it really fast. If the opponent stays in the building, he gets taken out. If he exits the building, he gets cut down by a sword anyway.

    THOUGHTS?

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  • FoefallerFoefaller Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    TheBog wrote: »
    Conscripts are largely useless at the moment. ESPECIALLY when it comes to clearing out buildings. If they were any good at that, I'd use em, but they're not.

    Lets say 1PK is garrisoned in a structure. You bring some Conscripts to clear it. While your guys wind up and throw the molotovs the PK probably gets 1 shot off from the building and walks out of the building before the molotovs hit. Or he could just get out of the building before they even throw the things and start tearing them up. If the conscripts decide to switch back to AKs, the PK instantly enters the building again and starts tearing them up like that.

    It ends in an annoying dance, walking in and out of buildings really fast, switching modes trying to catch your opponent where you want him. Against a good player conscripts will never clear out any structure. Unless you just swarm the damned thing with 10x the cost in conscripts. But you wasted your money anyway. Molotovs are too slow. Rifles are too weak.

    In comparison, PKs are great at clearing buildings. And IWs are quite decent too. PKs just put their shield up and walk forward. Chances are they won't get taken out en route, and the enemy has no choice but to get out of the building and let the PKs get in instead. IWs run at it really fast. If the opponent stays in the building, he gets taken out. If he exits the building, he gets cut down by a sword anyway.

    THOUGHTS?

    Real Soviets don't use molotovs.

    Real Soviets use Desalator airstrike.

    In all seriousness, yeah, it kinda stinks, but the best way is to not use just conscripts, you should probably bring a sickle or 2 as well in case they try to jump in and out, and molotovs one-shot peacekeepers in shield mode last time I tried (or rather, had it done to me).

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  • pogo1250pogo1250 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Foefaller wrote: »
    TheBog wrote: »
    Conscripts are largely useless at the moment. ESPECIALLY when it comes to clearing out buildings. If they were any good at that, I'd use em, but they're not.

    Lets say 1PK is garrisoned in a structure. You bring some Conscripts to clear it. While your guys wind up and throw the molotovs the PK probably gets 1 shot off from the building and walks out of the building before the molotovs hit. Or he could just get out of the building before they even throw the things and start tearing them up. If the conscripts decide to switch back to AKs, the PK instantly enters the building again and starts tearing them up like that.

    It ends in an annoying dance, walking in and out of buildings really fast, switching modes trying to catch your opponent where you want him. Against a good player conscripts will never clear out any structure. Unless you just swarm the damned thing with 10x the cost in conscripts. But you wasted your money anyway. Molotovs are too slow. Rifles are too weak.

    In comparison, PKs are great at clearing buildings. And IWs are quite decent too. PKs just put their shield up and walk forward. Chances are they won't get taken out en route, and the enemy has no choice but to get out of the building and let the PKs get in instead. IWs run at it really fast. If the opponent stays in the building, he gets taken out. If he exits the building, he gets cut down by a sword anyway.

    THOUGHTS?

    Real Soviets don't use molotovs.

    Real Soviets use Desalator airstrike.

    In all seriousness, yeah, it kinda stinks, but the best way is to not use just conscripts, you should probably bring a sickle or 2 as well in case they try to jump in and out, and molotovs one-shot peacekeepers in shield mode last time I tried (or rather, had it done to me).

    i was going to post something about conscripts suckyness as garrison clearers and as general anti inf, PKs are imperial warriors are both much more cost effective as anti inf and garrison clearers... its like you said molotovs are just to slow to clear garrisons. also it should be noted that with imperial warriors when they are clearing a garrison your unit dies along with the infantry in the building and imperial warrior and PKs cost more than conscripts. Right now PKs are super good, imo they should nerf their damage against buildings and light vechiles, its ridiculous how fast they can take down a sickle

    I think as far as balance goes right now the game is pretty good, they just need to make the units and abilities that are rarely used in multiplayer more useful so you will see them... im looking at you conscripts and tesla troopers

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  • FoefallerFoefaller Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I don't know, Tesla troopers are great for keeping tanks from running over your infantry, just keep them close and turn on thier secondary when they try to run you over, even works on charging Onis

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  • pogo1250pogo1250 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Foefaller wrote: »
    I don't know, Tesla troopers are a great AD/Apoc/Oni counter, keep them close to your own tanks or infantry and activate the secondary if the other guy trys to run you over, even works on charging Onis.

    The only time i see tesla troopers used is against Onis, i just think they should have more use than that... especially against T2 units because well tesla troopers are tier 2 units

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  • KatholicKatholic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    pogo1250 wrote: »
    Foefaller wrote: »
    I don't know, Tesla troopers are a great AD/Apoc/Oni counter, keep them close to your own tanks or infantry and activate the secondary if the other guy trys to run you over, even works on charging Onis.

    The only time i see tesla troopers used is against Onis, i just think they should have more use than that... especially against T2 units because well tesla troopers are tier 2 units

    Ya Tesla's are too expensive for how slow and ineffective they are in most cases. You are better off building hammer tanks and using them to clear infantry(run them over with treads=game over).

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  • TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's that damned fire delay they put on them. Why? I don't know. They weren't OP before. They used to be able to walk around with their secondary on too. Now those were some useful units.

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  • pogo1250pogo1250 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Katholic wrote: »
    pogo1250 wrote: »
    Foefaller wrote: »
    I don't know, Tesla troopers are a great AD/Apoc/Oni counter, keep them close to your own tanks or infantry and activate the secondary if the other guy trys to run you over, even works on charging Onis.

    The only time i see tesla troopers used is against Onis, i just think they should have more use than that... especially against T2 units because well tesla troopers are tier 2 units

    Ya Tesla's are too expensive for how slow and ineffective they are in most cases. You are better off building hammer tanks and using them to clear infantry(run them over with treads=game over).

    i dont think tesla troopers are meant to be a counter to infantry, they are supposed to be used as a tank counter which right now they are pretty bad at.... because they are so slow any good player is never going to let you use the teslas secondary on their tanks.

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  • pogo1250pogo1250 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    fuck... i just got my dick handed to me in ranked by another soviet player and he never built a warfactory

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  • TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hah! I want to see that replay, if you got it.

    Also.. is automatch back online?

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  • FoefallerFoefaller Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    TheBog wrote: »
    Hah! I want to see that replay, if you got it.

    Also.. is automatch back online?

    uh, he said ranked, and automatch is the only way to play ranked...:P

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  • TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well... right.

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  • pogo1250pogo1250 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    http://www.gamereplays.org/redalert3/replays.php?game=6&tab=upcoming&show=details&id=62396

    i feel defeated... then again i looked him up and he was 36th on the ladder so i dont feel so bad

    and he had a crusher crane build

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