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[Miniphalla] Political Phalla 2008 (Independent Victory)

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    SilvioSilvio Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gumpy may be charismatic and have all these "facts" on his side, but do we really know who he is? I don't even think the technology for sentient computers is available yet!

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    ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Arasaki wrote: »
    I can't see how a robot or an insane vampire can identify with the needs of the people.

    Good thing neither of the people campaigning fit that description. Hylian was only pretending to be Malkavian, much in the same manner Gumpy pretends to be a machine.
    FreeAgent: Ultimate in TV mudslinging promotional ads.

    So by pretending to be those things, which focus group are they aiming at? Cyborgs and goths?

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    ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Arasaki wrote: »
    I can't see how a robot or an insane vampire can identify with the needs of the people.

    An Anarchist vampire on the other hand...

    Vote bum!

    Does your healthcare system involve anything other than draining people of blood?

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm going for the loony vote.

    So, all of you.

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    giltanisgiltanis Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Clearly you should all vote for me as I claim not to be affiliated with anchient evils, evil transforming robots, evil non-transforming robots, or crazy vampires.

    A vote for me is a vote for winning!!!
    Plus I never win anything...except death

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hmm. So many canidates to choose from. I'm so...undecided

    *shrug*

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    giltanisgiltanis Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hmm. So many canidates to choose from. I'm so...undecided

    *shrug*

    A vote for me is a vote by which you may receive cookies.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sorry why is the word evil being thrown about

    My alignment is robot

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    MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Thank God I've got no shitty post restrictions this time round.

    !Sylvio


    I'm a fairly normal voter - swayed by pretty lights and amusing images. Thus

    !Dagon


    Now, in the UK we don't raise money, or have fancy 30 minute 'infomercials, but we do knock on doors. Lots of them. So, Dagon, your word is my command - I pick my man, and I stick with him. That's what we're like in the UK.

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    WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm going for the loony vote.

    So, all of you.

    So you areeee qualifying yourself with the nutso vote ... A vote for Hylian is a vote for anarchy in the zaniest of forms!

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    giltanis wrote: »
    Hmm. So many canidates to choose from. I'm so...undecided

    *shrug*

    A vote for me is a vote by which you may receive cookies.
    Ooh, cookies! I LOVE COOKIES!


    Wait. Did you want my red vote or my blue vote?

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    MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I lied, we're a fickle, fickle bunch

    retract !Sylvio

    Hylian Bunny

    retract! Dagon

    Infidel


    Hylian, I just have to get rid of you, and your font. I just have to.

    Dagon, it was fun while it lasted - but there's another bandwagon I have to jump on.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    My font is the same as yours...

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cookies are good but a vote for me is a
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    Free Beer.

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    ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I was about to say that I don't know what weird version of the UK you live in Micro, but it's not the one in reality.

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    MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Okay, not font, weird, mixed up posting style.

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    MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Huh? How so? What's wrong with my UK?

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hmm. Beer. tough choice.

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    ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Micro wrote: »
    Huh? How so? What's wrong with my UK?

    You claimed we picked one thing and stuck with it.

    Maybe it's just different in London.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I like everything going on in the thread so far.

    Carry on

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    MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ah, you missed my second post where I blew that theory out of the water by completely changing my mind less than a minute later. It was fun.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tell you what.

    Whoever promises Beer, Cookies, Wenches, and Guns gets my blue vote.

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    WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Free beer??? Can you imagine the hit on the economy? While the pretzel and contraceptive industries will boom, the alcohol industry will surely faulter ... Toxic Toys obviously isn't economically sound!

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Free beer??? Can you imagine the hit on the economy? While the pretzel and contraceptive industries will boom, the alcohol industry will surely faulter ... Toxic Toys obviously isn't economically sound!
    Who gives a shit? FREE STUFF!

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    OsvikOsvik Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Osvik

    !Toxic Toys


    Ok you have swayed me with your promise of beer

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hmm, How about !Vote HB for an offensive to the eyes font (crazy people are not welcome!). I'll throw a goodies vote for !Arasaki since he always seems to get hosed in these.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Who needs a job or a home when you get FREE BEER (empty election promise), amirite?

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    ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Micro wrote: »
    Ah, you missed my second post where I blew that theory out of the water by completely changing my mind less than a minute later. It was fun.

    No, that was why I prefixed my message with "I was about to say".

    In other news, Toxic Toys is giving away free American beer. American beer is terrible and he is suggesting that you, the voter, are too stupid to realise this.

    Kill him with fire.

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    MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oh shit, I can't read. Like ALL voters.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Not just beer.

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    The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    We need a president that will be forever lasting.

    Robots break down, get rusty, and there's always the ever present threat of EMP grenades.

    Vampires cannot go out in sunlight, cannot cross running water, and are always getting their asses kicked by some dude with a whip.

    Megatron, well, he always loses. He has never won a fight, and those he did win, were quickly turned into defeat.

    Cthulhu and Dagon - we have never lost anything. Ever.
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    The Stars Are Right!

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    ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You had me at Whiskey.

    !Arasaki

    !Toxic Toys

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Not just beer.

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    he's got my vote.

    !Toxic Toys

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    WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Not just beer.

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    What won't you offer? Don't think we don't see your faulty promises.

    What's next? Are you going to offer everyone the sex?!

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hot damn Toxic's promises will not protect you from the storm that is at hand!

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sorry 'saki. !Unvote Arasaki, vote !Toxic Toys.

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    ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    To be fair I usually make it pretty far in phallas, I'm just not that good at them.

    Also it's whiskey and redheads. I can't begrudge a man for that.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Needs of people:

    1) Not get crushed by your robotic betters
    2) less important needs

    See need 1 can be achieved with a vote for me!

    I can so identify

    Need one is very important, Gumpy.

    And sportz for posting above me.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Not just beer.

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    What won't you offer? Don't think we don't see your faulty promises.

    What's next? Are you going to offer everyone the sex?!
    Isn't that what he is doing right now?

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Retract sportz, vote Arasaki. Since he messed up my earlier reasoning.

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