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I have designed a game

TubeTube Registered User admin
edited November 2008 in Social Entropy++
I sent it to rank and neville already but it was too best and they didn't understand it. Don't blame them it is pretty high concept here is the treatment I sent them.
ok you guys I woke up today and had the best idea for a game ever I'm a little buzzed but it's pretty great you guys make it

it is called Dr Kick Aimer and you play a DOCTOR who is also a CHEF and he has the power of KICKING PEOPLE where he WANTS TO so like you see an enemy and you kick them in the EAR or SPLEEN or SOLAR PLEXUS and you could fight pregnant ninjas and WOMB KICK them and then later on you get a SWORD and it's HUGE and you only hit people with the SIDE of it. Also the bodies have TERRAIN DEFORMATION and shit on them so you can straight up kick a guy in the RIBCAGE and all the levels are about kicking. Also you can aim other things like INSULTS to make them CRY

Here are some levels

Ninja Maternity Ward: A hospital where baby ninjas are born and you are the obsteitrician or however you spell that and they throw the babies at you and you KICK THEM and you AIM YOUR KICKS and then there are MORAL ISSUES as to whether you kick them in non lethal places like the knees or spleen or LETHAL places like the kidneys and nose then you fight the MOTHER ninjas and you can kick them in the WOMB and a baby will shoot out and you can kick the baby at OTHER ninjas who will then shoot out a baby that you can kick and then set up baby kicking combos for MASSIVE POINTS

The Lair Of The Dinosaur: You go to a dinosaur lair and there are loads of dudes there you kick them a ton they are wearing like diving gear and one of them has a hat they are the MINIONS of your ENEMY who is called THE ONLY BRONTOSAURUS in the end you fight him and you can AIM YOUR KICKS at various points and it doesn't hurt him that much (he's a brontosaurus) and then you climb up his tail and run up to his ears and aim an insult at him like YOU ARE THE ONLY BRONTOSAURUS YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS and he cries for huge damage and you win

The School For Special Needs Archers: This is where you go and fight special needs archers and kick their arrows and shit and they're all super slow and try and huge you and are SUPER STRONG and have BOWS and then you fight their leader who is the girl from Charlie And The Chocolate Factory except now she is a RETARDED and is an ARCHER and her name is Violet Bowretard and you win by kicking her in the ears until she goes deaf for huge points and everyone agress that you're awesome

President Evil: This is a short level where the presidential debate is going on and the candidates answer questions while you kick them in the obliques at amusing times

Look I have a ton of other ideas and they're super good and I need some more whiskey and maybe to call my sponsor I'll be in touch

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I wouldn't play this.

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Guts would be a great protagonist for this game.

    Rinder on
  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hahahaha

    violet bowretard

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I would play this

    #pipe on
  • SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I would play the shit out of that game

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    bravissimo! a triumph!

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pregnant Ninjas, huh

    I thought they laid eggs

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2008
    I wouldn't play this.

    Of course not you are poor and cannot play games also your arms are made of driftwood.

    Tube on
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    tube how drunk are you, is the answer so drunk?

    Belruel on
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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    belruel what is your av pointing to

    (ghosts?)

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  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tube, this is awesome.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    belruel what is your av pointing to

    posts and such, whatever it is my bee is the most horrified

    Belruel on
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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I glanced through the OP and saw DOCTOR CHEF KICKING PEOPLE SOLAR PLEXUS INSULTS WOMB KICK BRONTOSAURUS RETARDED ARCHER

    and I was like "fuck I'd play that"

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Tube we need to tighten up the graphix on level 3

    Druhim on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    bonus level

    It is not okay to be newton faulkner

    in this level newton faulkner is playing his stupid songs on a stupid stage and then you AIM YOUR KICKS at his stupid ginger dreadlocks

    Kovak on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ahahah oh my god Tube your sig

    and your title

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    tube how drunk are you, is the answer so drunk?

    I am so drunk I fell over and OOPS I HIT THE BUTTON THAT DOES THIS

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    Tube on
  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    belruel what is your av pointing to

    posts and such, whatever it is my bee is the most horrified
    delightful

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hahahaha yesss

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    that is the happiest hedgehog I have ever seen in my life

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tube why should I give you money

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I wouldn't play this.

    Of course not you are poor and cannot play games also your arms are made of driftwood.
    My arms are most certainly not made of driftwood.

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So would this be like PC only or would you release it on some of the consoles?

    I can see this being really big on the Wii.

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  • NechriahNechriah Chookity!Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    Tube why should I give you money

    Because there's a picture of a happy hedgehog telling you to do so.

    Nechriah on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    put the wiimote on your foot with our special foot strap

    Kovak on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2008
    Let's have a forum competition to see who can donate the most money to me!

    The winner wins a copy of my sweet album!

    Tube on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    best game

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I have like 75 cents in my pocket.

    Is that enough?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    is it compatible with my game genie?

    potatoe on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tube what is on this album

    I did not know you sing

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    we couldn't do anything with your idea, actually Tube.

    All games must meet an E10 rating.
    So yeah, too much violence for us.

    But thanks for the idea!

    8-)

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Let's have a forum competition to see who can donate the most money to me!

    The winner wins a copy of my sweet album!
    make it who can donate the least
    then we'll all tie each other for first place

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tube I'm downloading your game off bittorrent right now and I have to say that it sucks compared to Madden.

    Brolo on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tube

    if I wanted to hear a sample of your stuff is there a place I could go listen to it?

    Vivixenne on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I DID read the game idea out loud to my team during our last meeting.
    They all laughed. :3

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Neville I am getting Maya

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hey tube, can I write the theme music for your game? I wrote a mortal kombat musical for a friend so I mean I can do stupid stuff pretty easily.

    iusehappymod on

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    MORAL ISSUES

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I think Tube should just make a video log of stuff he thinks up.

    Rinder on
  • QuirkQuirk Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Could you kick someone straight in the taint? Possibly using them as a foot extender to better kick others? Because this would completely sell me on this already excellent idea

    Quirk on
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