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I sent it to rank and neville already but it was too best and they didn't understand it. Don't blame them it is pretty high concept here is the treatment I sent them.
ok you guys I woke up today and had the best idea for a game ever I'm a little buzzed but it's pretty great you guys make it
it is called Dr Kick Aimer and you play a DOCTOR who is also a CHEF and he has the power of KICKING PEOPLE where he WANTS TO so like you see an enemy and you kick them in the EAR or SPLEEN or SOLAR PLEXUS and you could fight pregnant ninjas and WOMB KICK them and then later on you get a SWORD and it's HUGE and you only hit people with the SIDE of it. Also the bodies have TERRAIN DEFORMATION and shit on them so you can straight up kick a guy in the RIBCAGE and all the levels are about kicking. Also you can aim other things like INSULTS to make them CRY
Here are some levels
Ninja Maternity Ward: A hospital where baby ninjas are born and you are the obsteitrician or however you spell that and they throw the babies at you and you KICK THEM and you AIM YOUR KICKS and then there are MORAL ISSUES as to whether you kick them in non lethal places like the knees or spleen or LETHAL places like the kidneys and nose then you fight the MOTHER ninjas and you can kick them in the WOMB and a baby will shoot out and you can kick the baby at OTHER ninjas who will then shoot out a baby that you can kick and then set up baby kicking combos for MASSIVE POINTS
The Lair Of The Dinosaur: You go to a dinosaur lair and there are loads of dudes there you kick them a ton they are wearing like diving gear and one of them has a hat they are the MINIONS of your ENEMY who is called THE ONLY BRONTOSAURUS in the end you fight him and you can AIM YOUR KICKS at various points and it doesn't hurt him that much (he's a brontosaurus) and then you climb up his tail and run up to his ears and aim an insult at him like YOU ARE THE ONLY BRONTOSAURUS YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS and he cries for huge damage and you win
The School For Special Needs Archers: This is where you go and fight special needs archers and kick their arrows and shit and they're all super slow and try and huge you and are SUPER STRONG and have BOWS and then you fight their leader who is the girl from Charlie And The Chocolate Factory except now she is a RETARDED and is an ARCHER and her name is Violet Bowretard and you win by kicking her in the ears until she goes deaf for huge points and everyone agress that you're awesome
President Evil: This is a short level where the presidential debate is going on and the candidates answer questions while you kick them in the obliques at amusing times
Look I have a ton of other ideas and they're super good and I need some more whiskey and maybe to call my sponsor I'll be in touch
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Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I thought they laid eggs
Of course not you are poor and cannot play games also your arms are made of driftwood.
(ghosts?)
posts and such, whatever it is my bee is the most horrified
and I was like "fuck I'd play that"
It is not okay to be newton faulkner
in this level newton faulkner is playing his stupid songs on a stupid stage and then you AIM YOUR KICKS at his stupid ginger dreadlocks
and your title
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I am so drunk I fell over and OOPS I HIT THE BUTTON THAT DOES THIS
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I can see this being really big on the Wii.
Because there's a picture of a happy hedgehog telling you to do so.
The winner wins a copy of my sweet album!
Is that enough?
I did not know you sing
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All games must meet an E10 rating.
So yeah, too much violence for us.
But thanks for the idea!
8-)
then we'll all tie each other for first place
if I wanted to hear a sample of your stuff is there a place I could go listen to it?
They all laughed.
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