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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i'm willing to donate I suppose.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i thought you were looking at getting certified as a personal trainer, tube

    Yeah it turns out that they get paid fuck all.

    Wow that sucks man.

    My friend just started his job as a PT, and he doesn't actually get a salary, but he gets given a list of clients, provided by the gym, and he makes pretty good cash from that. All he needs to do is call the clients and ensure they turn up for his sessions. He basically charges whatever he wants. He just signed up 2 clients, each for $600 training packages of 10 sessions each ($60 per session).

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    See, now this is the kind of game where we need a motion-control scheme that can actually do 1:1 motion sensing, not like that fucking lame Wii which can't do 1:1 even with that MotionPlus bullshit. You'd strap sensors onto like your ankles, knees, and hips. Like you're wearing basically two anklets, two knee-pad-ish things, and a belt with a sensor on each hip.

    I can't even tell you how many copies this would sell in Korea, especially with a level where you are kicking pregnant Japanese people and Japanese babies.

    Defender on
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    didn't know if tube wanted me to post his name on these here boards so i just put cardboard tube over it in this version (i doubt its a problem, since he has been posting his myspace music page, but still)

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    However you do have to work very hard (pay lots of money) to get it past the censors fully intact with a 13 rating so your target audience can get this from their parents.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sound like Toribash with more kicking, and a lot funner.

    Would play the fuck out of this.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    nothing is as good as Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wait, where can I hear tubes music?

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This game sounds like God Hand, except instead of punching it's about kicking.

    God foot.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Polago wrote: »
    This game sounds like God Hand, except instead of punching it's about kicking.

    God foot.

    Kickin' Testicles all the time.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2008
    It's nothing like god hand because god hand sucked

    Tube on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tube I think he's trying to say your game sucks. I didn't want to be the one to say it, but

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2008
    No forgiveness.

    No quarter.

    Tube on
  • ArrathArrath Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Well there, thanks to Awesome Posts I found this thread and then donated to Tube. I hope the overlords are happy.

    Arrath on
  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The Cardboard Tube Problem is a great name for an album.

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Wait a minute, this isn't the game you developed while you were here.

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  • miguel-sanchezmiguel-sanchez Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    I'll only buy this product if this is the opening to the game


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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i'd donate but i can't find my wallet and i have looked everywhere i can think of

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I just donated £10

    I award you the title of Most Winner

    Hurray!

    So when's the album coming out? I am invested now

    When I make 5990 more pounds! So any day now.

    What the fuck?

    Is this including studio costs?

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    tube i will donate money if you include me in the "shout outs to mah homies" part of the leaflet, right after god lord jesus our saviour the almighty

    Iskander on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2008
    will the characters in the game have ragdolls so that when they die i can pose them in suggestive sexual positions?

    bongi on
  • ogcam777ogcam777 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Christ, I was not ready for the Carrot Top montage this early in the day.

    Hats off to you sir.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I just donated £10

    I award you the title of Most Winner

    Hurray!

    So when's the album coming out? I am invested now

    When I make 5990 more pounds! So any day now.

    What the fuck?

    Is this including studio costs?

    That's only studio costs. That's the outside number. It costs 500 pounds a day and I'm not going to wait until I have the full amount, so once I have five hundred I will make between one and three tracks.

    Tube on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    why don't you just break in at night and record when no one's there?

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    why don't you just use a recording booth in a mall like tenacious d did?

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  • Octopus MelodyOctopus Melody Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'd like to hear some of these songs. I'm all for donating to good causes.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2008
    Arrath wrote: »
    Well there, thanks to Awesome Posts I found this thread and then donated to Tube. I hope the overlords are happy.

    That is a very generous donation. Thank you.

    Tube on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Don't you have any local studios around where you can reserve a slot and... like a public access channel studio?

    I dunno, a lot of my friends have gotten studio time for their bands on the cheap.

    But then again we aren't in England so I dunno how you cats do it across the sea.

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    It's much easier for us here because we live in a country that isn't ruled by a king.

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  • ogcam777ogcam777 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I thought the royal party didn't actually do anything?

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    whenever there's a wedding in england the queen comes over and claims primo noctis with the groom

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  • ogcam777ogcam777 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fancy the queen!

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2008
    you pretend to mock but we know you wish you had your own queen

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    whenever there's a wedding in england the queen comes over and claims primo noctis with the groom
    if Di were still alive I'd go get married over there in a few years.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    you pretend to mock but we know you wish you had your own queen

    Only the condition that it would be zombie freddie mercury

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Great, if he bites me I'll be a zombie and have aids.

    Nads on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man, if Zombie Freddie Mercury bit you, that would be one hell of a wound with those horse teeth he had.

    Hunter on
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    you pretend to mock but we know you wish you had your own queen

    We lent ours to the Dutch and now they're not giving her back!

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    speaking of Queen, I was watching the DVD for their live performance at Wembley Stadium, and Goddamnit, such energy.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tube, gimme some of your music.

    M.D. on
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