Secret Satans Invasion Wars Of Champions II

Kuribo's Shoe

(mully drew this thanks mully)

THIS IS THE SECRET SATANS THREAD

these are the rules

1. There is no minimum spending amount and no maximum spending amount. If you buy someone an ipod and get a barbie doll don't come bitching to me.

2. International people are allowed. If you would prefer not to get an international satee, feel free to let me know in the signup email. But depending on how many international folks show up, you may get one anyway. IF YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT OR WILL NOT SEND SOMETHING INTERNATIONALLY, DON'T SIGN UP. CANADA DOES NOT COUNT AS INTERNATIONAL

3. If nobody knows who you are, you probably will not be allowed to sign up. Nothing personal.

4. People who do not send gifts will be banned.

5. DO NOT BITCH ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT. CONVERSELY, TRY TO SEND PEOPLE THINGS YOU THINK THEY WILL LIKE BASED ON WHAT THEY POST.

6. UNLESS SPECIFIED AS SOMETHING THEY WOULD LIKE, PLEASE DO NOT SEND NSFW GIFTS.

7. Have fun or I'll fucking kill you.

SIGN UPS ARE NOW OVER

Framling's Fantastic FAQ For Foisting Freebies On Friendly Forumers!

Q: My person lives outside the country! What if shipping takes a long time?
A: Oh shit! Better plan ahead!

Q: I got evicted from my apartment! I can't afford a present right now.
A: Shouldn't have signed up, Poordilocks!


Sign-Up List:

Kuribo's Shoe
Ani_B
Meissnerd
Mully
Zot
Green
Dynagrip
Futore
Filler Inc.
B.C.
Neville
Einhander
NotACrook
Sars_Boy
Theidar
Mister Longbaugh
Kazhiim
As7
Fiz
Leli
Sarukun
The Otaku Suppository
Space_Satan
Casper
Javen
doodman
Tossrock
Dee Kae
lostwords
DrZiplock
Orikaeshigitae
robothero
jimbobthemonkey
ShimSham
tony_important
Dread Pirate Arbuthnot
Lord Dave/EclipsedPlanet
DrIanMalcom
Shieux
Marathon
Raneados
Artreus
Slacker71
Shorty
Arithena
WhipstitchZombie
QuestionMarkMan
gurusloth
Stale
The Geek
Perrsun
Zonugal
cheshire
Jordyn
Blaket
CorpseRT
Munkus Beaver
ThatDudeOverThere
Goatmon
Kusugattai
PotU
sporkandrew
bucketman
Snowbeat
#pipe
monsterror
Veretas
CrackedLens
Silmaril
Cosmic Sombrero
GRMike
Jyardana
12gauge
Evander
bongi
Nogs
Sara Lynn
Bushi
Hunter
Marshmallow
Redeemer
Highfire
tugga
Callius
futility
Babyeatingjesus
Bedlam
Centipede Damascus
Vann Diras
Bad-Beat
Usagi
Grath
Zombot
IpseDixit
Koshian
Rolo
ChicoBlue
BusterK
Quethal
Dely Apple
Wombat!!
The Lovely Bastard
Shankill Butcher
the cheat
Hacksaw
Rankenphile
Grandaddy Delicious
Polago
Goose!
Skinny87
Weaver
beavotron
Iskander
Robert Khoo
Szechuanosaurus
Xaquin
Caulk Bite
Tonkka
Edward Strangelove
Graves
One Thousand Dicks
Devlin_Dragonus
JohnHam
Ranx
A duck!
Butler
Okami
Cogliostro
World As Myth
Larlar
redfenix
Sheri
Rage
Butters
Junpei
Mr. Defecation
laughingfuzzball
spookymuffin
Slagmire
Zombies Tossed My Salad!
Speakeasy
Balefuego
Aneurythmia
Mysst
Framling
Qorzm
Lardalish
Belruel
Mr. Henry Bemis
Zerofill
Anjin-San
Captain K

Wren

can't you put that list in alphabetical order?

As7

I didn't notice Framling's FAQ before.

It's lovely.

Sara Lynn

omggggg

Orikaeshigitae

ok faggot who is my satan

Kuribo's Shoe

Wren wrote: »

can't you put that list in alphabetical order?

can you suck my dick through 12 feet of garden hose

Kuribo's Shoe

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

ok faggot who is my satan

I WILL TELL YOU AS SOON AS I KNOW

Hunter

This year, anyone who doesn't send a present should be publicly humiliated. Like front page shit.

I didn't check, but are Mike, Jerry, and Robert doing secret satan this year? I don't want to have to dig through that ginormous list.

Orikaeshigitae

you know what would look good on your face?

lostwords

i'm like jesse spano levels of excited

Wren

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

Wren wrote: »

can't you put that list in alphabetical order?

can you suck my dick through 12 feet of garden hose

I don't think thats possible

SporkAndrew

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

Wren wrote: »

can't you put that list in alphabetical order?

can you suck my dick through 12 feet of garden hose

Here

#pipe
12gauge
A duck!
Aneurythmia
Ani_B
Arithena
Artreus
As7
B.C.
Babyeatingjesus
Bad-Beat
Balefuego
beavotron
Bedlam
Belruel
Blaket
bongi
bucketman
Bushi
BusterK
Butler
Butters
Callius
Casper
Caulk Bite
Centipede Damascus
cheshire
ChicoBlue
Cogliostro
CorpseRT
Cosmic Sombrero
CrackedLens
Dee Kae
Dely Apple
Devlin_Dragonus
doodman
Dread Pirate Arbuthnot
DrIanMalcom
DrZiplock
Dynagrip
Edward Strangelove
Einhander
Evander
Filler Inc.
Fiz
Framling
futility
Futore
Goatmon
Goose!
Grandaddy Delicious
Grath
Graves
Green
GRMike
gurusloth
Hacksaw
Highfire
Hunter
IpseDixit
Iskander
Javen
jimbobthemonkey
JohnHam
Jordyn
Junpei
Jyardana
Kazhiim
Koshian
Kuribo's Shoe
Kusugattai
Lardalish
Larlar
laughingfuzzball
Leli
Lord Dave/EclipsedPlanet
lostwords
Marathon
Marshmallow
Meissnerd
Mister Longbaugh
monsterror
Mr. Defecation
Mr. Henry Bemis
Mully
Munkus Beaver
Mysst
Neville
Nogs
NotACrook
Okami
One Thousand Dicks
Orikaeshigitae
Perrsun
Polago
PotU
Qorzm
QuestionMarkMan
Quethal
Rage
Raneados
Rankenphile
Ranx
Redeemer
redfenix
Robert Khoo
robothero
Rolo
Sara Lynn
Sars_Boy
Sarukun
Shankill Butcher
Sheri
Shieux
ShimSham
Shorty
Silmaril
Skinny87
Slacker71
Slagmire
Snowbeat
Space_Satan
Speakeasy
spookymuffin
sporkandrew
Stale
Szechuanosaurus
ThatDudeOverThere
the cheat
The Geek
The Lovely Bastard
The Otaku Suppository
Theidar
Tonkka
tony_important
Tossrock
tugga
Usagi
Vann Diras
Veretas
Weaver
WhipstitchZombie
Wombat!!
World As Myth
Xaquin
Zerofill
Zombies Tossed My Salad!
Zombot
Zonugal
Zot

Sara Lynn

lostwords wrote: »

i'm like jesse spano levels of excited

fucking love you

shit

if I get you for Secret Satan I am shipping you myself in a box

Kuribo's Shoe

Wren wrote: »

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

Wren wrote: »

can't you put that list in alphabetical order?

can you suck my dick through 12 feet of garden hose

I don't think thats possible

well there you go then

lostwords

Hunter wrote: »

This year, anyone who doesn't send a present should be publicly humiliated. Like front page shit.

I didn't check, but are Mike, Jerry, and Robert doing secret satan this year? I don't want to have to dig through that ginormous list.

don't know if they're in the G&T one, because apparently, they don't put enough thought into their gifts

that was fun to read through

Meissnerd

WAS THAT SO HARD, SHOE

Kuribo's Shoe

SporkAndrew wrote: »

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

Wren wrote: »

can't you put that list in alphabetical order?

can you suck my dick through 12 feet of garden hose

Here

#pipe
12gauge
A duck!
Aneurythmia
Ani_B
Arithena
Artreus
As7
B.C.
Babyeatingjesus
Bad-Beat
Balefuego
beavotron
Bedlam
Belruel
Blaket
bongi
bucketman
Bushi
BusterK
Butler
Butters
Callius
Casper
Caulk Bite
Centipede Damascus
cheshire
ChicoBlue
Cogliostro
CorpseRT
Cosmic Sombrero
CrackedLens
Dee Kae
Dely Apple
Devlin_Dragonus
doodman
Dread Pirate Arbuthnot
DrIanMalcom
DrZiplock
Dynagrip
Edward Strangelove
Einhander
Evander
Filler Inc.
Fiz
Framling
futility
Futore
Goatmon
Goose!
Grandaddy Delicious
Grath
Graves
Green
GRMike
gurusloth
Hacksaw
Highfire
Hunter
IpseDixit
Iskander
Javen
jimbobthemonkey
JohnHam
Jordyn
Junpei
Jyardana
Kazhiim
Koshian
Kuribo's Shoe
Kusugattai
Lardalish
Larlar
laughingfuzzball
Leli
Lord Dave/EclipsedPlanet
lostwords
Marathon
Marshmallow
Meissnerd
Mister Longbaugh
monsterror
Mr. Defecation
Mr. Henry Bemis
Mully
Munkus Beaver
Mysst
Neville
Nogs
NotACrook
Okami
One Thousand Dicks
Orikaeshigitae
Perrsun
Polago
PotU
Qorzm
QuestionMarkMan
Quethal
Rage
Raneados
Rankenphile
Ranx
Redeemer
redfenix
Robert Khoo
robothero
Rolo
Sara Lynn
Sars_Boy
Sarukun
Shankill Butcher
Sheri
Shieux
ShimSham
Shorty
Silmaril
Skinny87
Slacker71
Slagmire
Snowbeat
Space_Satan
Speakeasy
spookymuffin
sporkandrew
Stale
Szechuanosaurus
ThatDudeOverThere
the cheat
The Geek
The Lovely Bastard
The Otaku Suppository
Theidar
Tonkka
tony_important
Tossrock
tugga
Usagi
Vann Diras
Veretas
Weaver
WhipstitchZombie
Wombat!!
World As Myth
Xaquin
Zerofill
Zombies Tossed My Salad!
Zombot
Zonugal
Zot

I'm not putting that in the op, because I am an asshole.

Hunter

lostwords wrote: »

i'm like jesse spano levels of excited

So excited you'll whore yourself out in some shitty B movie and flash your tits in every scene in a desperate attempt at a movie career that won't ever happen?

lostwords

Sara Lynn wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

i'm like jesse spano levels of excited

fucking love you

shit

if I get you for Secret Satan I am shipping you myself in a box

don't forget the airholes! there's only so many things one can do with a dead body. i mean sure, puppet shows and female suit, but beyond that, i have no clues

Fiz

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

Wren wrote: »

can't you put that list in alphabetical order?

can you suck my dick through 12 feet of garden hose

Can I suck it period?

Wren

you suck. now I'll never read this thread again. just as I had planned from the start anyways

Kuribo's Shoe

Meissnerd wrote: »

WAS THAT SO HARD, SHOE

apparently not!

it was just hard enough that I didn't bother to do it!

World as Myth

hey shoe when do you tell us our satan

Meissnerd

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

WAS THAT SO HARD, SHOE

apparently not!

it was just hard enough that I didn't bother to do it!

that's what she said

SporkAndrew

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

I'm not putting that in the op, because I am an asshole.

Not even if I randomly mixed up some of the names just for funsies?

Kuribo's Shoe

Fiz wrote: »

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

Wren wrote: »

can't you put that list in alphabetical order?

can you suck my dick through 12 feet of garden hose

Can I suck it period?

5 dolla

Hunter

lostwords wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

This year, anyone who doesn't send a present should be publicly humiliated. Like front page shit.

I didn't check, but are Mike, Jerry, and Robert doing secret satan this year? I don't want to have to dig through that ginormous list.

don't know if they're in the G&T one, because apparently, they don't put enough thought into their gifts

that was fun to read through

People will bitch about anything. So if Mike doesn't draw you an epic masterpiece or Jerry doesn't write you War and Peace 2: Electric Boogaloo they didn't put enough effort into it?

This is why we can't have nice things. Assholes.

World as Myth

hey shoe when are you going to let us know who our satan is huh

Redeemer

Amazon Canada has electronics now!

Just in time for me to lose money

Fiz

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

Fiz wrote: »

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

Wren wrote: »

can't you put that list in alphabetical order?

can you suck my dick through 12 feet of garden hose

Can I suck it period?

5 dolla

FIVE DORRA?!

How bout two dorra

World as Myth

hey shoe

Sara Lynn

shoe hey

Meissnerd

Redeemer wrote: »

Amazon Canada has electronics now!

Just in time for me to lose money

can we download music yet :x

lostwords

hey hey

shoe shoe

World as Myth

hey shoe hey shoe hey shoe

Sara Lynn

SSSSSHOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hunter

He She Yo

Lardalish

Hunter wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

This year, anyone who doesn't send a present should be publicly humiliated. Like front page shit.

I didn't check, but are Mike, Jerry, and Robert doing secret satan this year? I don't want to have to dig through that ginormous list.

don't know if they're in the G&T one, because apparently, they don't put enough thought into their gifts

that was fun to read through

People will bitch about anything. So if Mike doesn't draw you an epic masterpiece or Jerry doesn't write you War and Peace 2: Electric Boogaloo they didn't put enough effort into it?

This is why we can't have nice things. Assholes.

Man, fuck those faggots, I got Tycho (god I cant remember which one is which) last year and he sent me a veritable goodie box of awesome.

I can only hope I get as lucky this year.

Redeemer

Hunter wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

This year, anyone who doesn't send a present should be publicly humiliated. Like front page shit.

I didn't check, but are Mike, Jerry, and Robert doing secret satan this year? I don't want to have to dig through that ginormous list.

don't know if they're in the G&T one, because apparently, they don't put enough thought into their gifts

that was fun to read through

People will bitch about anything. So if Mike doesn't draw you an epic masterpiece or Jerry doesn't write you War and Peace 2: Electric Boogaloo they didn't put enough effort into it?

This is why we can't have nice things. Assholes.

That wasn't quite what they were saying

They were saying that their gifts lack the personal touch that a regular forumer would put into it, since it's basically a bunch of PA stuff

Lardalish

Redeemer wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

This year, anyone who doesn't send a present should be publicly humiliated. Like front page shit.

I didn't check, but are Mike, Jerry, and Robert doing secret satan this year? I don't want to have to dig through that ginormous list.

don't know if they're in the G&T one, because apparently, they don't put enough thought into their gifts

that was fun to read through

People will bitch about anything. So if Mike doesn't draw you an epic masterpiece or Jerry doesn't write you War and Peace 2: Electric Boogaloo they didn't put enough effort into it?

This is why we can't have nice things. Assholes.

That wasn't quite what they were saying

They were saying that their gifts lack the personal touch that a regular forumer would put into it, since it's basically a bunch of PA stuff

Man, he sent me candy, a Wii Game, and Sam and Max volume 1 for the PC.

Maybe they just hate G&T.

PotU

Wooo, got my Satanee or whatever.