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Secret Satans Invasion Wars Of Champions II

Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's StockingNorth PoleRegistered User regular
edited November 2008 in Social Entropy++
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(mully drew this thanks mully)

THIS IS THE SECRET SATANS THREAD

these are the rules

1. There is no minimum spending amount and no maximum spending amount. If you buy someone an ipod and get a barbie doll don't come bitching to me.

2. International people are allowed. If you would prefer not to get an international satee, feel free to let me know in the signup email. But depending on how many international folks show up, you may get one anyway. IF YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT OR WILL NOT SEND SOMETHING INTERNATIONALLY, DON'T SIGN UP. CANADA DOES NOT COUNT AS INTERNATIONAL

3. If nobody knows who you are, you probably will not be allowed to sign up. Nothing personal.

4. People who do not send gifts will be banned.

5. DO NOT BITCH ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT. CONVERSELY, TRY TO SEND PEOPLE THINGS YOU THINK THEY WILL LIKE BASED ON WHAT THEY POST.

6. UNLESS SPECIFIED AS SOMETHING THEY WOULD LIKE, PLEASE DO NOT SEND NSFW GIFTS.

7. Have fun or I'll fucking kill you.

SIGN UPS ARE NOW OVER

Framling's Fantastic FAQ For Foisting Freebies On Friendly Forumers!

Q: My person lives outside the country! What if shipping takes a long time?
A: Oh shit! Better plan ahead!

Q: I got evicted from my apartment! I can't afford a present right now.
A: Shouldn't have signed up, Poordilocks!


Sign-Up List:

Kuribo's Shoe
Ani_B
Meissnerd
Mully
Zot
Green
Dynagrip
Futore
Filler Inc.
B.C.
Neville
Einhander
NotACrook
Sars_Boy
Theidar
Mister Longbaugh
Kazhiim
As7
Fiz
Leli
Sarukun
The Otaku Suppository
Space_Satan
Casper
Javen
doodman
Tossrock
Dee Kae
lostwords
DrZiplock
Orikaeshigitae
robothero
jimbobthemonkey
ShimSham
tony_important
Dread Pirate Arbuthnot
Lord Dave/EclipsedPlanet
DrIanMalcom
Shieux
Marathon
Raneados
Artreus
Slacker71
Shorty
Arithena
WhipstitchZombie
QuestionMarkMan
gurusloth
Stale
The Geek
Perrsun
Zonugal
cheshire
Jordyn
Blaket
CorpseRT
Munkus Beaver
ThatDudeOverThere
Goatmon
Kusugattai
PotU
sporkandrew
bucketman
Snowbeat
#pipe
monsterror
Veretas
CrackedLens
Silmaril
Cosmic Sombrero
GRMike
Jyardana
12gauge
Evander
bongi
Nogs
Sara Lynn
Bushi
Hunter
Marshmallow
Redeemer
Highfire
tugga
Callius
futility
Babyeatingjesus
Bedlam
Centipede Damascus
Vann Diras
Bad-Beat
Usagi
Grath
Zombot
IpseDixit
Koshian
Rolo
ChicoBlue
BusterK
Quethal
Dely Apple
Wombat!!
The Lovely Bastard
Shankill Butcher
the cheat
Hacksaw
Rankenphile
Grandaddy Delicious
Polago
Goose!
Skinny87
Weaver
beavotron
Iskander
Robert Khoo
Szechuanosaurus
Xaquin
Caulk Bite
Tonkka
Edward Strangelove
Graves
One Thousand Dicks
Devlin_Dragonus
JohnHam
Ranx
A duck!
Butler
Okami
Cogliostro
World As Myth
Larlar
redfenix
Sheri
Rage
Butters
Junpei
Mr. Defecation
laughingfuzzball
spookymuffin
Slagmire
Zombies Tossed My Salad!
Speakeasy
Balefuego
Aneurythmia
Mysst
Framling
Qorzm
Lardalish
Belruel
Mr. Henry Bemis
Zerofill
Anjin-San
Captain K

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    can't you put that list in alphabetical order?

    Wren on
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I didn't notice Framling's FAQ before.

    It's lovely.

    As7 on
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    Secret Satan
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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    omggggg

    Sara Lynn on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    ok faggot who is my satan

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    can't you put that list in alphabetical order?

    can you suck my dick through 12 feet of garden hose

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ok faggot who is my satan

    I WILL TELL YOU AS SOON AS I KNOW

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This year, anyone who doesn't send a present should be publicly humiliated. Like front page shit.

    I didn't check, but are Mike, Jerry, and Robert doing secret satan this year? I don't want to have to dig through that ginormous list.

    Hunter on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    you know what would look good on your face?

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i'm like jesse spano levels of excited

    lostwords on
    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    can't you put that list in alphabetical order?

    can you suck my dick through 12 feet of garden hose

    I don't think thats possible

    Wren on
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    TF2 - Wren BF3: Wren-fu
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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    can't you put that list in alphabetical order?

    can you suck my dick through 12 feet of garden hose

    Here

    #pipe
    12gauge
    A duck!
    Aneurythmia
    Ani_B
    Arithena
    Artreus
    As7
    B.C.
    Babyeatingjesus
    Bad-Beat
    Balefuego
    beavotron
    Bedlam
    Belruel
    Blaket
    bongi
    bucketman
    Bushi
    BusterK
    Butler
    Butters
    Callius
    Casper
    Caulk Bite
    Centipede Damascus
    cheshire
    ChicoBlue
    Cogliostro
    CorpseRT
    Cosmic Sombrero
    CrackedLens
    Dee Kae
    Dely Apple
    Devlin_Dragonus
    doodman
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot
    DrIanMalcom
    DrZiplock
    Dynagrip
    Edward Strangelove
    Einhander
    Evander
    Filler Inc.
    Fiz
    Framling
    futility
    Futore
    Goatmon
    Goose!
    Grandaddy Delicious
    Grath
    Graves
    Green
    GRMike
    gurusloth
    Hacksaw
    Highfire
    Hunter
    IpseDixit
    Iskander
    Javen
    jimbobthemonkey
    JohnHam
    Jordyn
    Junpei
    Jyardana
    Kazhiim
    Koshian
    Kuribo's Shoe
    Kusugattai
    Lardalish
    Larlar
    laughingfuzzball
    Leli
    Lord Dave/EclipsedPlanet
    lostwords
    Marathon
    Marshmallow
    Meissnerd
    Mister Longbaugh
    monsterror
    Mr. Defecation
    Mr. Henry Bemis
    Mully
    Munkus Beaver
    Mysst
    Neville
    Nogs
    NotACrook
    Okami
    One Thousand Dicks
    Orikaeshigitae
    Perrsun
    Polago
    PotU
    Qorzm
    QuestionMarkMan
    Quethal
    Rage
    Raneados
    Rankenphile
    Ranx
    Redeemer
    redfenix
    Robert Khoo
    robothero
    Rolo
    Sara Lynn
    Sars_Boy
    Sarukun
    Shankill Butcher
    Sheri
    Shieux
    ShimSham
    Shorty
    Silmaril
    Skinny87
    Slacker71
    Slagmire
    Snowbeat
    Space_Satan
    Speakeasy
    spookymuffin
    sporkandrew
    Stale
    Szechuanosaurus
    ThatDudeOverThere
    the cheat
    The Geek
    The Lovely Bastard
    The Otaku Suppository
    Theidar
    Tonkka
    tony_important
    Tossrock
    tugga
    Usagi
    Vann Diras
    Veretas
    Weaver
    WhipstitchZombie
    Wombat!!
    World As Myth
    Xaquin
    Zerofill
    Zombies Tossed My Salad!
    Zombot
    Zonugal
    Zot

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    i'm like jesse spano levels of excited

    fucking love you

    shit

    if I get you for Secret Satan I am shipping you myself in a box

    Sara Lynn on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    can't you put that list in alphabetical order?

    can you suck my dick through 12 feet of garden hose

    I don't think thats possible

    well there you go then

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    This year, anyone who doesn't send a present should be publicly humiliated. Like front page shit.

    I didn't check, but are Mike, Jerry, and Robert doing secret satan this year? I don't want to have to dig through that ginormous list.

    don't know if they're in the G&T one, because apparently, they don't put enough thought into their gifts

    that was fun to read through

    lostwords on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    WAS THAT SO HARD, SHOE

    Meissnerd on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    can't you put that list in alphabetical order?

    can you suck my dick through 12 feet of garden hose

    Here

    #pipe
    12gauge
    A duck!
    Aneurythmia
    Ani_B
    Arithena
    Artreus
    As7
    B.C.
    Babyeatingjesus
    Bad-Beat
    Balefuego
    beavotron
    Bedlam
    Belruel
    Blaket
    bongi
    bucketman
    Bushi
    BusterK
    Butler
    Butters
    Callius
    Casper
    Caulk Bite
    Centipede Damascus
    cheshire
    ChicoBlue
    Cogliostro
    CorpseRT
    Cosmic Sombrero
    CrackedLens
    Dee Kae
    Dely Apple
    Devlin_Dragonus
    doodman
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot
    DrIanMalcom
    DrZiplock
    Dynagrip
    Edward Strangelove
    Einhander
    Evander
    Filler Inc.
    Fiz
    Framling
    futility
    Futore
    Goatmon
    Goose!
    Grandaddy Delicious
    Grath
    Graves
    Green
    GRMike
    gurusloth
    Hacksaw
    Highfire
    Hunter
    IpseDixit
    Iskander
    Javen
    jimbobthemonkey
    JohnHam
    Jordyn
    Junpei
    Jyardana
    Kazhiim
    Koshian
    Kuribo's Shoe
    Kusugattai
    Lardalish
    Larlar
    laughingfuzzball
    Leli
    Lord Dave/EclipsedPlanet
    lostwords
    Marathon
    Marshmallow
    Meissnerd
    Mister Longbaugh
    monsterror
    Mr. Defecation
    Mr. Henry Bemis
    Mully
    Munkus Beaver
    Mysst
    Neville
    Nogs
    NotACrook
    Okami
    One Thousand Dicks
    Orikaeshigitae
    Perrsun
    Polago
    PotU
    Qorzm
    QuestionMarkMan
    Quethal
    Rage
    Raneados
    Rankenphile
    Ranx
    Redeemer
    redfenix
    Robert Khoo
    robothero
    Rolo
    Sara Lynn
    Sars_Boy
    Sarukun
    Shankill Butcher
    Sheri
    Shieux
    ShimSham
    Shorty
    Silmaril
    Skinny87
    Slacker71
    Slagmire
    Snowbeat
    Space_Satan
    Speakeasy
    spookymuffin
    sporkandrew
    Stale
    Szechuanosaurus
    ThatDudeOverThere
    the cheat
    The Geek
    The Lovely Bastard
    The Otaku Suppository
    Theidar
    Tonkka
    tony_important
    Tossrock
    tugga
    Usagi
    Vann Diras
    Veretas
    Weaver
    WhipstitchZombie
    Wombat!!
    World As Myth
    Xaquin
    Zerofill
    Zombies Tossed My Salad!
    Zombot
    Zonugal
    Zot

    I'm not putting that in the op, because I am an asshole.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    i'm like jesse spano levels of excited

    So excited you'll whore yourself out in some shitty B movie and flash your tits in every scene in a desperate attempt at a movie career that won't ever happen?

    Hunter on
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i'm like jesse spano levels of excited

    fucking love you

    shit

    if I get you for Secret Satan I am shipping you myself in a box

    don't forget the airholes! there's only so many things one can do with a dead body. i mean sure, puppet shows and female suit, but beyond that, i have no clues

    lostwords on
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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    can't you put that list in alphabetical order?

    can you suck my dick through 12 feet of garden hose

    Can I suck it period?

    Fiz on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    you suck. now I'll never read this thread again. just as I had planned from the start anyways

    Wren on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    WAS THAT SO HARD, SHOE

    apparently not!

    it was just hard enough that I didn't bother to do it!

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hey shoe when do you tell us our satan

    World as Myth on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    WAS THAT SO HARD, SHOE

    apparently not!

    it was just hard enough that I didn't bother to do it!

    that's what she said

    Meissnerd on
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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm not putting that in the op, because I am an asshole.

    Not even if I randomly mixed up some of the names just for funsies?

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    can't you put that list in alphabetical order?

    can you suck my dick through 12 feet of garden hose

    Can I suck it period?

    5 dolla

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    This year, anyone who doesn't send a present should be publicly humiliated. Like front page shit.

    I didn't check, but are Mike, Jerry, and Robert doing secret satan this year? I don't want to have to dig through that ginormous list.

    don't know if they're in the G&T one, because apparently, they don't put enough thought into their gifts

    that was fun to read through


    People will bitch about anything. So if Mike doesn't draw you an epic masterpiece or Jerry doesn't write you War and Peace 2: Electric Boogaloo they didn't put enough effort into it?

    This is why we can't have nice things. Assholes.

    Hunter on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hey shoe when are you going to let us know who our satan is huh

    World as Myth on
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Amazon Canada has electronics now!

    Just in time for me to lose money

    Redeemer on
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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    can't you put that list in alphabetical order?

    can you suck my dick through 12 feet of garden hose

    Can I suck it period?

    5 dolla

    FIVE DORRA?!

    How bout two dorra :|

    Fiz on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hey shoe

    World as Myth on
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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    shoe hey

    Sara Lynn on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Amazon Canada has electronics now!

    Just in time for me to lose money

    can we download music yet :x

    Meissnerd on
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hey hey

    shoe shoe

    lostwords on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hey shoe hey shoe hey shoe

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    SSSSSHOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Sara Lynn on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    He She Yo

    Hunter on
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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    This year, anyone who doesn't send a present should be publicly humiliated. Like front page shit.

    I didn't check, but are Mike, Jerry, and Robert doing secret satan this year? I don't want to have to dig through that ginormous list.

    don't know if they're in the G&T one, because apparently, they don't put enough thought into their gifts

    that was fun to read through


    People will bitch about anything. So if Mike doesn't draw you an epic masterpiece or Jerry doesn't write you War and Peace 2: Electric Boogaloo they didn't put enough effort into it?

    This is why we can't have nice things. Assholes.

    Man, fuck those faggots, I got Tycho (god I cant remember which one is which) last year and he sent me a veritable goodie box of awesome.

    I can only hope I get as lucky this year.

    Lardalish on
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    This year, anyone who doesn't send a present should be publicly humiliated. Like front page shit.

    I didn't check, but are Mike, Jerry, and Robert doing secret satan this year? I don't want to have to dig through that ginormous list.

    don't know if they're in the G&T one, because apparently, they don't put enough thought into their gifts

    that was fun to read through


    People will bitch about anything. So if Mike doesn't draw you an epic masterpiece or Jerry doesn't write you War and Peace 2: Electric Boogaloo they didn't put enough effort into it?

    This is why we can't have nice things. Assholes.

    That wasn't quite what they were saying

    They were saying that their gifts lack the personal touch that a regular forumer would put into it, since it's basically a bunch of PA stuff

    Redeemer on
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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    This year, anyone who doesn't send a present should be publicly humiliated. Like front page shit.

    I didn't check, but are Mike, Jerry, and Robert doing secret satan this year? I don't want to have to dig through that ginormous list.

    don't know if they're in the G&T one, because apparently, they don't put enough thought into their gifts

    that was fun to read through


    People will bitch about anything. So if Mike doesn't draw you an epic masterpiece or Jerry doesn't write you War and Peace 2: Electric Boogaloo they didn't put enough effort into it?

    This is why we can't have nice things. Assholes.

    That wasn't quite what they were saying

    They were saying that their gifts lack the personal touch that a regular forumer would put into it, since it's basically a bunch of PA stuff

    Man, he sent me candy, a Wii Game, and Sam and Max volume 1 for the PC.

    Maybe they just hate G&T.

    Lardalish on
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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Wooo, got my Satanee or whatever.

    PotU on
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