Citizen, you seem to be posting above your security clearance.
I only know because a friend looked at what you posted and then said "AIEEEE IT'S GREEN AND I READ IT" and then dutifully shot himself for treason, in case you're wondering. I would never dream of looking at anything outside of the red or infrared spectrum, of course...
I'm reserving up in lime, which is completely different from signing up. Friend computer told me it was ok. You wouldn't doubt friend computer, now would you, Mr. Skid?
I'll allow Friend Computer to deal with you then. An alert troubleshooter always points out suspicious activity to Friend Computer, and posting above your security clearance is VERY suspicious.
What is a "Mist", by the way? I am BUT-R-Skid- perhaps you are thinking I'm from sector MST?
Edit- I love paranoia
You are not the MST-R-Skid? Then I must ask the question, what are you doing so far from your designated troubleshooting zone? Your clearance doesn't allow you to travel to our MST-R area. Something seems fishy to me, I must inform the automated security at once.
You seem confused citizen. MST sector is one of many in Alpha Complex, and is where this clone was first activated. I can only assume the MST-R sector would be a red clearance sector, which I am clearly allowed to enter as I am now a red clearance citizen.
This is most troubling, citizen. If I were you I would head to the nearest confession booth and pour your obviously heavy heart out to friend computer, and ask what you should do next!
Hmm, I feel like I should probably give up my seat to someone who appreciates Paranoia more than I do. I've never actually played the game, so I don't have as personal of a connection to it. I've found that these games are particularly fun for people when the theme rings a chord with them too.
Computer, I'll !Renig my seat to one of the reserves. (I should be working instead of Phalla playing all day anyways It's better this way.)
Hmm, I feel like I should probably give up my seat to someone who appreciates Paranoia more than I do. I've never actually played the game, so I don't have as personal of a connection to it. I've found that these games are particularly fun for people when the theme rings a chord with them too.
Computer, I'll !Renig my seat to one of the reserves. (I should be working instead of Phalla playing all day anyways It's better this way.)
Due to mandatory demand exceeding expectations, troubleshooting promotions have been expanded to accommodate up to 65 candidates. Please remember to include work history.
As a result, troubleshooter VThornheart will not be released from this candidate pool.
Due to mandatory demand exceeding expectations, troubleshooting promotions have been expanded to accommodate up to 65 candidates. Please remember to include work history.
As a result, troubleshooter VThornheart will not be released from this candidate pool.
Okay, okay, I'll stick around then... I've got to train myself to not spend so much time during work hours peeking back in here though. I've been really, REALLY bad about that the past week, and I've got to cut it out.
If you guys see me posting more than a couple of times during daytime hours, smack me upside the head and tell me to shut up and get to work.
Hooray! For the service of friend computer, I Sign up! R&D.
This time in red!
I hear that red is the color of commie traitors, Stew. Are you a commie?
edit: I, of course, would have no knowledge of any such deviant and un-fun activity.
Well, I originally wanted to sign up in lime; however, friend computer gave me a direct order to sign up in red. I do not question the almighty friend computer, it giveth and taketh away. Now if you truly want to question someone, why not start with yourself? When you think of a phoenix, what comes to mind? Fire, which brings to mind destruction and the color red. Both are the trademark of communists. Signing up is one thing, but your name just screams communist.
Hooray! For the service of friend computer, I Sign up! R&D.
This time in red!
I hear that red is the color of commie traitors, Stew. Are you a commie?
edit: I, of course, would have no knowledge of any such deviant and un-fun activity.
Well, I originally wanted to sign up in lime; however, friend computer gave me a direct order to sign up in red. I do not question the almighty friend computer, it giveth and taketh away. Now if you truly want to question someone, why not start with yourself? When you think of a phoenix, what comes to mind? Fire, which brings to mind destruction and the color red. Both are the trademark of communists. Signing up is one thing, but your name just screams communist.
To be clear, you both seem to possess an unnerving amount of knowledge beyond your clearance. In addition, I find it odd that you don't know that your own clearance level is red. If you tried to use green, you were clearly accessing above your clearance, and thus, committing treason.
I would never, never try to access anything beyond my clearance level. That being said, it's pretty clear to most people now that I have access to lime clearance. I'll put it this way, FA, you're clearly trying to smear the character of a lime clearance troubleshooter. This probably says more about you than it does me.
Hooray! For the service of friend computer, I Sign up! R&D.
This time in red!
I hear that red is the color of commie traitors, Stew. Are you a commie?
edit: I, of course, would have no knowledge of any such deviant and un-fun activity.
Well, I originally wanted to sign up in lime; however, friend computer gave me a direct order to sign up in red. I do not question the almighty friend computer, it giveth and taketh away. Now if you truly want to question someone, why not start with yourself? When you think of a phoenix, what comes to mind? Fire, which brings to mind destruction and the color red. Both are the trademark of communists. Signing up is one thing, but your name just screams communist.
To be clear, you both seem to possess an unnerving amount of knowledge beyond your clearance. In addition, I find it odd that you don't know that your own clearance level is red. If you tried to use green, you were clearly accessing above your clearance, and thus, committing treason.
I am fully aware that Friend Computer saw fit to promote me to Red Clearance.
Now if you'll excuse me, I intend to go eat my apple.
I would never, never try to access anything beyond my clearance level. That being said, it's pretty clear to most people now that I have access to lime clearance. I'll put it this way, FA, you're clearly trying to smear the character of a lime clearance troubleshooter. This probably says more about you than it does me.
Now Stew, you know that I wouldn't desire to put you in a bad position. You're one of my loyalist troubleshooting allies. I'm just saying.
Friend Computer might have something to say if Friend Computer finds out that you're claiming Green clearance if you're actually Red Clearance.
I would never, never try to access anything beyond my clearance level. That being said, it's pretty clear to most people now that I have access to lime clearance. I'll put it this way, FA, you're clearly trying to smear the character of a lime clearance troubleshooter. This probably says more about you than it does me.
Now Stew, you know that I wouldn't desire to put you in a bad position. You're one of my loyalist troubleshooting allies. I'm just saying.
Friend Computer might have something to say if Friend Computer finds out that you're claiming Green clearance if you're actually Red Clearance.
Oh I know, we're both extremely loyal to friend computer.
All I'm saying is that telling Friend Computer that I'm a lime clearance troubleshooter is telling Friend Computer something that Friend Computer already knows. Friend Computer is extremely busy, so it's probably best to not tell him.
12 R&D
9 CPU
8 PLC
7 HPD&MC
11 Power
9 Tech
4 unassigned
Exarch on
No gods or kings, only man.
LoL: BunyipAristocrat
0
Options
IanatorGaze upon my works, ye mightyand facepalm.Registered Userregular
edited November 2008
Oh man, you guys. All this talk of red has me super-psyched (within Friend Computer's suggested parameters, of course) about this mind-control business. Who wants mindless entertainment? Oh, who am I kidding? We all do!
Ianator on
Twitch | Blizzard: Ianator#1479 | 3DS: Ianator - 1779 2336 5317 | FFXIV: Iana Ateliere (NA Sarg) Backlog Challenge List
NO YOU HAVEN'T. You are Troubleshooter 61 out of a maximum of 65 to sign up.
Friend Computer must have a reason for cutting off the visible list of team members to the first 50. But rest assured that there are another 15 slots that are not currently visible.
Are you sure you're privvy to that knowledge friend troublespreadsheeter?
I have brought this to the attention of the citizen in question in the past. Friend computer has been notified that the citizen might be above his clearance level.
Posts
Steam
You seem confused citizen. MST sector is one of many in Alpha Complex, and is where this clone was first activated. I can only assume the MST-R sector would be a red clearance sector, which I am clearly allowed to enter as I am now a red clearance citizen.
This is most troubling, citizen. If I were you I would head to the nearest confession booth and pour your obviously heavy heart out to friend computer, and ask what you should do next!
edit: lol recursion
That knowledge may well be above my security clearance. But it might not be.
I know nothing. I hear nothing. I see nothing.
I am happy!
If I don't get the clearance to play, I blame Squashua and his mutant tamperings.
But I think I did.
Put me down though! I love paranoia.
Computer, I'll !Renig my seat to one of the reserves. (I should be working instead of Phalla playing all day anyways
Shutup, play. I order you to.
Steam
The ultimate grudge would be to keep you alive and force us to help us ! mu hahahahhhaha :twisted:
As a result, troubleshooter VThornheart will not be released from this candidate pool.
This time in red!
Okay, okay, I'll stick around then... I've got to train myself to not spend so much time during work hours peeking back in here though. I've been really, REALLY bad about that the past week, and I've got to cut it out.
If you guys see me posting more than a couple of times during daytime hours, smack me upside the head and tell me to shut up and get to work.
Steam
I hear that red is the color of commie traitors, Stew. Are you a commie?
edit: I, of course, would have no knowledge of any such deviant and un-fun activity.
Well, I originally wanted to sign up in lime; however, friend computer gave me a direct order to sign up in red. I do not question the almighty friend computer, it giveth and taketh away. Now if you truly want to question someone, why not start with yourself? When you think of a phoenix, what comes to mind? Fire, which brings to mind destruction and the color red. Both are the trademark of communists. Signing up is one thing, but your name just screams communist.
To be clear, you both seem to possess an unnerving amount of knowledge beyond your clearance. In addition, I find it odd that you don't know that your own clearance level is red. If you tried to use green, you were clearly accessing above your clearance, and thus, committing treason.
I am fully aware that Friend Computer saw fit to promote me to Red Clearance.
Now if you'll excuse me, I intend to go eat my apple.
Now Stew, you know that I wouldn't desire to put you in a bad position. You're one of my loyalist troubleshooting allies. I'm just saying.
Friend Computer might have something to say if Friend Computer finds out that you're claiming Green clearance if you're actually Red Clearance.
Oh I know, we're both extremely loyal to friend computer.
All I'm saying is that telling Friend Computer that I'm a lime clearance troubleshooter is telling Friend Computer something that Friend Computer already knows. Friend Computer is extremely busy, so it's probably best to not tell him.
Lucky...
Spreadsheet
12 R&D
9 CPU
8 PLC
7 HPD&MC
11 Power
9 Tech
4 unassigned
LoL: BunyipAristocrat
Twitch | Blizzard: Ianator#1479 | 3DS: Ianator - 1779 2336 5317 | FFXIV: Iana Ateliere (NA Sarg)
Backlog Challenge List
NO YOU HAVEN'T. You are Troubleshooter 61 out of a maximum of 65 to sign up.
Friend Computer must have a reason for cutting off the visible list of team members to the first 50. But rest assured that there are another 15 slots that are not currently visible.
I have brought this to the attention of the citizen in question in the past. Friend computer has been notified that the citizen might be above his clearance level.
Thank you blood-red friend.