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GEARS | Dom... It's okay...WHO WANTS TOAST?

The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository BawstanNew EnglandRegistered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
SOLDIERS OF SERA, FELLOW GEARS

GET READY TO CHAINSAW SOME BITCHES
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Sodomize your enemies with a chainsaw
Engage in chainsaw battles
Toast them with the flamethrower
Stick them with a poison grenade
Stick a grenade to a wall to use as a proximity mine
Use a downed enemy as a meatshield whilst firing at the enemy then break his neck when he has outlived his usefulness
Flip an enemy over and wail on his face with your fists

11-15 hour long campaign
Drop-In/Drop-Out Co-op
Play Co-op together while on different difficulties
Multiplayer Modes
- Submission/CTF- except the flag has a shotgun
- Execution
- Warzone
- Guardian - PROTECT THE COLONY!
- Wingman - Goose and Iceman eat your heart out
- Annex
- King of the Hill

HORDE MODE - Survive and hold a position against 50 waves of increasingly difficult enemies (PROTIP: choose Security as the map)

Oh and fight lots of these guys on big monster trucks

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Trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjWYhXrC0-c

Opening Cinematic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVsN84RTfrE

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Forwards Name - Tydidese
Bogey - Bogestrom (sucks at chainsaws)

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I own GoW1 and I feel like it was overhyped

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I played with a friend and he was a big pussy about the emergence holes and things in the dark.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Why don't they wear helmets?

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    helmets are for chumps

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    why does the main character remind me of fred durst

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    NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man Gears of War Multiplayer wasn't really all that fun.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    so the director of GoW2 had this to say about demos/betas
    A beta is like hooking up with a girl just to say, "yeah, I fucked her." I know that sounds crude, but it's the honest-to-God truth. Once you play a beta, you can check it off your list--you can say, "yeah, I played it." Then you might not feel motivated to get that initial cherry popping from the proper, final game.

    Granted, we may need to tweak a few things in multiplayer after release through an update. People are going to find exploits we didn't anticipate. That's the reality of making a game -- look at MMOs. We're prepared for that, but we think we're shipping a pretty great game out of the box here.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    whaaaaaat

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    I own GoW1 and I feel like it was overhyped

    did you miss the part with the chainsaws

    and the shotguns that blow people to bits

    and the struggle of the main characters to come to terms with their homosexuality

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    so the director of GoW2 had this to say about demos/betas
    A beta is like hooking up with a girl just to say, "yeah, I fucked her." I know that sounds crude, but it's the honest-to-God truth. Once you play a beta, you can check it off your list--you can say, "yeah, I played it." Then you might not feel motivated to get that initial cherry popping from the proper, final game.

    Granted, we may need to tweak a few things in multiplayer after release through an update. People are going to find exploits we didn't anticipate. That's the reality of making a game -- look at MMOs. We're prepared for that, but we think we're shipping a pretty great game out of the box here.

    Cliffy B's a douche.

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Yeah I will be buying this.

    I don't know what it was about the first one, but it was just so well done. I think a lot of my love for this game is based on 1) Co-Op, and 2) how awesomely Active Reload was done.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    YES I AM SO EXCITED



    OR I WOULD BE IF I HAD MY XBOX AHHHHHHHH

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm glad that the weapons and Seriously achievements are drawn from both single player and online multiplayer.

    Also it's a race to Seriously 2.0 - 100,000 kills

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2008
    didnt the one guy who wore a helmet die

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    GoW 1 was great simply for co op

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    didnt the one guy who wore a helmet die

    Yeah, Carmine. His brother is supposedly in this one-
    and they look the same

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    didnt the one guy who wore a helmet die

    now you know why they don't wear helmets

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    didnt the one guy who wore a helmet die

    Yeah, Carmine. His brother is supposedly in this one-
    and they look the same
    things do not look good for Carmine's brother

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Horde my ass.
    We used to call it invasion back in the day. These guys are just ripping off.... Oh wait.

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    Retarded_TurkeyRetarded_Turkey Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm grabbing this tonight after work. So stoked. Haven't gone to a midnight release for anything in a long time.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2008
    isnt this game just Magestorm with guns?

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    isnt this game just Magestorm with guns?

    No, it's DOOM with guns. (and a cover-system)

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    One of the new characters runs around in a fucking cowboy hat.

    Slim Pickins all up ins

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I remember the ending to one pissed me off.

    It was one of those "we know there is going to be a sequel so fuck you we aren't drawing any sort of conclusion" sort of things

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I've seen the ending to this one. Anyone want an opinion?

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    No.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    man the new commercial for it as they both ride the elevator down is so good.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm actually getting this from Gamefly...they are actually sending me a new game!

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    is that the song from Little Miss Sunshine? I love that song

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The Mad World one was better. They were both done by the same people.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    mad world makes me think of Donnie Darko and fuck that

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Langly wrote: »
    mad world makes me think of Donnie Darko and fuck that

    What? Donnie Darko is great.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    isnt this game just Magestorm with guns?

    No, it's DOOM with guns. (and a cover-system)

    so basically magestorm with guns

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    gorramit do i buy this or left4dead

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    L4D.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man how long till it's out for PC and how much am I gonna have to spend on a new PC to run it?

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT MY DAD

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Man how long till it's out for PC and how much am I gonna have to spend on a new PC to run it?

    75,000 Euros.

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    One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Picking this up tonight, but won't be able to play much until tomorrow. I played about 12 minutes of the first game, so please use your hulking man-bodies to protect me while I figure it out.

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