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GEARS | Dom... It's okay...WHO WANTS TOAST?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    speaking of ex girlfriends

    i took my daughter to a college basketball game today

    we stopped in the arena concourse to buy some lemonade and who is selling?

    my ex girlfriends mom

    the same ex girlfriend who, after her dad died, i promised i would take care of

    and then broke up with 2 months later

    awkward

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    oooooooohh

    Hahahaa, that's awkward.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well... that'll teach ya to make promises.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    as i was walking away she said "enjoy your lemonade"

    and i said "i will care for this lemonade for as long as i draw breath."







    ok, i didnt, but it would have been cool if i did

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I wouldn't have drank the lemonade.

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    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan! Satans Post
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Well... that'll teach ya to make promises.

    seriously, i was like 19 years old, and saw myself as taking over the father role in this family

    i was fucking stupid

    oh yeah, show up mow the grass, do some handyman stuff around the house

    i can totally do all that

    i was fucking ignorant

    then i remembered how dog shit crazy the daughter i was dating was

    and i finally broke up with her for the 10 or so time

    and then she told me she was pregnant

    but thats another story

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    D:


    I mean really... D:

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ok, quick story time in the gears thread
    like i said, this girl was crazy

    we had dated for like 3 years and hand "broken up" numerous times, a couple of those times she would call me up a week or so later with the "im late and im scared" thing

    so we would start hanging out again and then she would find out she wasnt pregnant and we would just be back together. she never took any tests because she didnt want to run the risk of her mom finding them. whatever

    was i stupid? fuck yes i was. but i was also 17 and dumber than a bag of hammers.

    so anyways, i forget what finally broke the camels back this last time, but i was done and called it quits on her, and fought off numerous attempts to get back together. like i said above, i felt really like a piece of shit because her dad had just died a couple of months earlier and i was kind of a father figure around the house since then.

    but anyways, she calls me up a month later and says that she had gone in to do some blood work for something and they had found out she was pregnant.

    now we hadnt had the best relationship for a while and hadnt had sex for like 6 months, partly due to bad relationship and partly due to her feeling weird after her dad died

    so she says she is 5 months pregnant and i say that math dont work. but she insists that its mine and she wants to "take care" of the baby. so i say they dont allow abortions or anything like that when youre 6 months pregnant. she says she can go and take a pill from a clinic and that will solve everything. i call bullshit and insist that she take me with her to see this pill. but she doesnt want me to

    so thats when i call her a fucking liar and leave her flapping in the wind.

    however, she still went around for the next couple of weeks talking about how she aborted our baby she had learned her lesson and had started leaving the 6 month part out). it took my sister pinning her up against the wall and telling her to stop fucking lying to get her to shut up

    tl;dr
    i was dumb in high school and let some chick string me along telling me she was pregnant. she went too far with a lie one time and i called her on it

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    cracked...

    it's okay

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ha

    thanks nuzak

    my non-crazy wife and legitimate children are a pretty big consolation

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    There's a few lessons to be learned here.

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    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan! Satans Post
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i see how it is

    these damaged goods aren't on the market no more

    had to remind me

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    there's no such thing as a non-crazy woman

    there's just vastly differing degress and variations of physcosis

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    also I want to watch Zip play Dead Space because I know he would scream like a little girl

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    There's a few lessons to be learned here.

    i know!!

    my ignorant past made me the man i am today

    a slightly less ignorant man

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    D'aaawww. You know me so well.

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    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan! Satans Post
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    there's no such thing as a non-crazy woman

    there's just vastly differing degress and variations of physcosis

    nah, my wife is pretty awesome

    a few hangups, but no crazies

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    there's no such thing as a non-crazy woman

    there's just vastly differing degress and variations of physcosis

    nah, my wife is pretty awesome

    a few hangups, but no crazies

    how do you know she's even pregnant

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    there's no such thing as a non-crazy woman

    there's just vastly differing degress and variations of physcosis

    nah, my wife is pretty awesome

    a few hangups, but no crazies

    how do you know she's even pregnant

    she is either pregnant, or has some sort of elaborate hoax going on with every body at the hospital where we get our ultrasounds and heart beat checks done, along with stan wilson's creature workshop who made a very lifelike belly for her that moves and kicks and grows on its own

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the perfect crime

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    really, i wouldnt even be mad

    that would be pretty awesome

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'd have to return that Baby's First Drum Kit set that I picked up then.

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    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan! Satans Post
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    there's no such thing as a non-crazy woman

    there's just vastly differing degress and variations of physcosis

    nah, my wife is pretty awesome

    a few hangups, but no crazies


    ohhhhh I get it

    she must read the boards

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    fuuuuuuuuuck drum kits for kids

    fuck it and fuck you

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    there's no such thing as a non-crazy woman

    there's just vastly differing degress and variations of physcosis

    nah, my wife is pretty awesome

    a few hangups, but no crazies


    ohhhhh I get it

    she must read the boards

    nah, if she did, i wouldnt have put the hangups thing in there

    ill bring her along next time 'Los

    shes pretty laid back

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You understand you just sealed your fate with that remark...right?

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm tapping the side of my nose at you Kyle

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    You understand you just sealed your fate with that remark...right?

    "awww look! uncle steve sent you a cardboard box! WITH NOTHING INSIDE."

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I'm tapping the side of my nose at you Kyle

    i am tapping back at exactly the same time

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    that was such a fucking great moment waiting on that coaster

    bale and i lock eyes from all the way across the waiting area

    *spontaneous simultaneous double nose tap*

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    and now im going to bed

    talk to you gents in a couple of hours at work

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Which one of you cocksmokers wants to kill Jap. . . anese people in the South Pacific?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh shit Nazi Zombies fuck shit aaaaagh!

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So, I got Gears 2 today, and it is now the second game to crash my 360.

    I need to get some air blowing on it. I keep it cool in here, I have the 360 itself out in a wide open area with nothing for feet in any direction it might need to breath from, but the simple matter is that the airflow in our apartment is monumentally bad.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Who wants to play dis?

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Just finished playing for 10 hours

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I didn't say you had to play Meta

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Just informing

    I might be down if we do not campaign and not horde

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Eh nevermind then

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fine I'll play stop begging jesus

    But I swear if you say "I Win" after every round I'll fucking kill you

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