"zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!Satans Post
"zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!Satans Post
"zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!Satans Post
we had dated for like 3 years and hand "broken up" numerous times, a couple of those times she would call me up a week or so later with the "im late and im scared" thing
so we would start hanging out again and then she would find out she wasnt pregnant and we would just be back together. she never took any tests because she didnt want to run the risk of her mom finding them. whatever
was i stupid? fuck yes i was. but i was also 17 and dumber than a bag of hammers.
so anyways, i forget what finally broke the camels back this last time, but i was done and called it quits on her, and fought off numerous attempts to get back together. like i said above, i felt really like a piece of shit because her dad had just died a couple of months earlier and i was kind of a father figure around the house since then.
but anyways, she calls me up a month later and says that she had gone in to do some blood work for something and they had found out she was pregnant.
now we hadnt had the best relationship for a while and hadnt had sex for like 6 months, partly due to bad relationship and partly due to her feeling weird after her dad died
so she says she is 5 months pregnant and i say that math dont work. but she insists that its mine and she wants to "take care" of the baby. so i say they dont allow abortions or anything like that when youre 6 months pregnant. she says she can go and take a pill from a clinic and that will solve everything. i call bullshit and insist that she take me with her to see this pill. but she doesnt want me to
so thats when i call her a fucking liar and leave her flapping in the wind.
however, she still went around for the next couple of weeks talking about how she aborted our baby she had learned her lesson and had started leaving the 6 month part out). it took my sister pinning her up against the wall and telling her to stop fucking lying to get her to shut up
tl;dr
i was dumb in high school and let some chick string me along telling me she was pregnant. she went too far with a lie one time and i called her on it
"zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!Satans Post
"zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!Satans Post
there's just vastly differing degress and variations of physcosis
nah, my wife is pretty awesome
a few hangups, but no crazies
how do you know she's even pregnant
she is either pregnant, or has some sort of elaborate hoax going on with every body at the hospital where we get our ultrasounds and heart beat checks done, along with stan wilson's creature workshop who made a very lifelike belly for her that moves and kicks and grows on its own
I'd have to return that Baby's First Drum Kit set that I picked up then.
DrZiplock on
"zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!Satans Post
You understand you just sealed your fate with that remark...right?
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"zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!Satans Post
So, I got Gears 2 today, and it is now the second game to crash my 360.
I need to get some air blowing on it. I keep it cool in here, I have the 360 itself out in a wide open area with nothing for feet in any direction it might need to breath from, but the simple matter is that the airflow in our apartment is monumentally bad.
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i took my daughter to a college basketball game today
we stopped in the arena concourse to buy some lemonade and who is selling?
my ex girlfriends mom
the same ex girlfriend who, after her dad died, i promised i would take care of
and then broke up with 2 months later
awkward
Hahahaa, that's awkward.
and i said "i will care for this lemonade for as long as i draw breath."
ok, i didnt, but it would have been cool if i did
seriously, i was like 19 years old, and saw myself as taking over the father role in this family
i was fucking stupid
oh yeah, show up mow the grass, do some handyman stuff around the house
i can totally do all that
i was fucking ignorant
then i remembered how dog shit crazy the daughter i was dating was
and i finally broke up with her for the 10 or so time
and then she told me she was pregnant
but thats another story
I mean really...
we had dated for like 3 years and hand "broken up" numerous times, a couple of those times she would call me up a week or so later with the "im late and im scared" thing
so we would start hanging out again and then she would find out she wasnt pregnant and we would just be back together. she never took any tests because she didnt want to run the risk of her mom finding them. whatever
was i stupid? fuck yes i was. but i was also 17 and dumber than a bag of hammers.
so anyways, i forget what finally broke the camels back this last time, but i was done and called it quits on her, and fought off numerous attempts to get back together. like i said above, i felt really like a piece of shit because her dad had just died a couple of months earlier and i was kind of a father figure around the house since then.
but anyways, she calls me up a month later and says that she had gone in to do some blood work for something and they had found out she was pregnant.
now we hadnt had the best relationship for a while and hadnt had sex for like 6 months, partly due to bad relationship and partly due to her feeling weird after her dad died
so she says she is 5 months pregnant and i say that math dont work. but she insists that its mine and she wants to "take care" of the baby. so i say they dont allow abortions or anything like that when youre 6 months pregnant. she says she can go and take a pill from a clinic and that will solve everything. i call bullshit and insist that she take me with her to see this pill. but she doesnt want me to
so thats when i call her a fucking liar and leave her flapping in the wind.
however, she still went around for the next couple of weeks talking about how she aborted our baby she had learned her lesson and had started leaving the 6 month part out). it took my sister pinning her up against the wall and telling her to stop fucking lying to get her to shut up
tl;dr
i was dumb in high school and let some chick string me along telling me she was pregnant. she went too far with a lie one time and i called her on it
it's okay
thanks nuzak
my non-crazy wife and legitimate children are a pretty big consolation
these damaged goods aren't on the market no more
had to remind me
there's just vastly differing degress and variations of physcosis
i know!!
my ignorant past made me the man i am today
a slightly less ignorant man
nah, my wife is pretty awesome
a few hangups, but no crazies
how do you know she's even pregnant
she is either pregnant, or has some sort of elaborate hoax going on with every body at the hospital where we get our ultrasounds and heart beat checks done, along with stan wilson's creature workshop who made a very lifelike belly for her that moves and kicks and grows on its own
that would be pretty awesome
ohhhhh I get it
she must read the boards
fuck it and fuck you
nah, if she did, i wouldnt have put the hangups thing in there
ill bring her along next time 'Los
shes pretty laid back
"awww look! uncle steve sent you a cardboard box! WITH NOTHING INSIDE."
i am tapping back at exactly the same time
bale and i lock eyes from all the way across the waiting area
*spontaneous simultaneous double nose tap*
talk to you gents in a couple of hours at work
I need to get some air blowing on it. I keep it cool in here, I have the 360 itself out in a wide open area with nothing for feet in any direction it might need to breath from, but the simple matter is that the airflow in our apartment is monumentally bad.
I might be down if we do not campaign and not horde
But I swear if you say "I Win" after every round I'll fucking kill you