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[miniphalla] A Village Without a Seer - GAME OVER: Werewolf Victory!

Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC!Registered User regular
edited November 2008 in Critical Failures
Well it had to happen, the seer packed his thing and left the village, swearing thing about how too much people rely on him for mundane things and how we are sheeps that can't think for themselves! I admit we went a wee bit overboard, but don't he think it is a bit much? There are nasty rumors flying these days about werewolves in hiding in our small village, seeking nothing more than murder and blood! And his reaction is to abandon us?

Bah, nevermind. You just look, renegade seer, we will survive without you!


What is this?

This is a miniphalla, a smaller variant of Phalla. Phalla, of course, being the Penny Arcade forum version of the game Mafia.

What are the rules?

All normal rules in here apply.
Inactivity will be enforced harshly.
Do not quote any PM I send to you.
Please warn me of any proboards used during the game.
Additionally, revealing your role of what you are going to do in between the day end and the narration is forbidden.

How will we play?

There will be 21 players in this miniphalla - 15 villagers, 1 guardian, 1 vigilante, and 4 werevolves. (In case it wasn't clear, there are no seers in this game.)

Every day, you will vote for the person you want to lynch in bold red, like this: !Dac Vin . Retractions are not needed - just vote for someone else. Ties are broken by the dreaded RNG.

Any questions should be sent by PM, or posted in bold orange like this.

The action order is: Vote -> Guardian -> Vigilante -> Werewolves.

When will we start playing?

The game will most likely start on [strike]Sunday evening[/strike] the day we get enough players. The vote close every day at 10:00 PM EST, and the narration is posted in the next half hour.

Sounds cool and a bit daunting. How can I play?

Just !Sign up and you can play! If we have enough players, you will be added as a reserve instead.


Players
1. kime - Villager - Killed by Werewolves
2. TheLawinator - Villager - Mobbed
3. WildCat - Villager - Shot
4. JPants - Werewolf - Survivor
5. MacGuffin - Guardian - Mobbed
6. kuhlmeye - Villager - Killed by Werewolves
7. minigunwielder - Villager - Mobbed
8. WhiteZinfandel - Villager - Dead Survivor
9. Toxic Toys - Werewolf - Survivor
10. The Dagon - Villager - Killed by Werewolves
11. WilDPanthA05 - Vigilante - Dead Survivor
12. Thetheroo - Villager - Shot
13. weatheredclown - Villager - Mobbed
14. Mr. Defecation - Villager - Killed by Werewolves
15. Arasaki - Villager - Shot
16. giltanis - Villager - Killed by Werewolves
17. Ardor - Werewolf - Shot
18. Micro - Villager - Killed by Werewolves
19. Orange Soda - Villager - Killed by Werewolves
20. Maximus - Villager - Killed by Werewolves
21. Darian - Werewolf - Survivor

Reserves
1. crimsoncoyote

Narration
Day 0
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Day 4 - FINAL

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Posts

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !sign up please

    kime on
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Sign up

    We don't need no seers!

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    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Sign up please!

    Wildcat on
  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Sign me up!

    JPants on
  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Sign up

    MacGuffin on
  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Well, !Sign up

    kuhlmeye on
    PSN: the-K-flash
  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    !Sign up.

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  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Neat. !Sign up

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wait, a phalla with out a seer? I remember a game like it.... :P

    I sign up

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    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !reserve up

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Wait, a phalla with out a seer? I remember a game like it.... :P


    The greatest minds think alike, you see. :P

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  • The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Sign up

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    Steam ID : TheDagon
    PSN : TheDagon
    Pretty much every game ever : TheDagon
  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Well this should be different, !sign up

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man, whatever.

    !Sign up

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  • weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !signup

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    "Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with inquisitive minds."
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    There are only so many phallas I can be in !sign up

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  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !sign up

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  • giltanisgiltanis Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !sign up

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  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Sign Up.

    Who needs a seer anyways? Just keep shooting until you hit the right targets!

    Ardor on
  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !IN that is to say !Sign up

    Micro on
  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !signup

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    yes, ardor is here

    M.D. on
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I am going to mix you two up, too similar avatars. . . . Fight over who has to change theirs!

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    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ardor wrote: »
    !Sign Up.

    Who needs a seer anyways? Just keep shooting until you hit the right targets!

    Amg! Why don't I see you playing anymore?

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    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ahhh, why not

    Sign up!

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oh, I'll go ahead and sign up so OS can grudge me and get it out of the way.

    Even though I tried to pull the bandwagon back off of him, and it wasn't the vote that finished him off.

    Darian on
    Come talk about boardgames with us
  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ...Annnd we're full. It will be a bit cramped, but I think we can start tonight.

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Maximus wrote: »
    Ahhh, why not

    Sign up!

    Hmmm, I don't think we've done this for a while.

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Maximus wrote: »
    Ahhh, why not

    Sign up!

    Hmmm, I don't think we've done this for a while.

    In the village without a seer, grudges are reborn from their ashes, further proving that hatred is eternal. Will they set aside their difference against the greater enemy?

    Find out.

    In other news, I'm sending the PMs, right now.

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  • MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Maximus wrote: »
    Ahhh, why not

    Sign up!

    Hmmm, I don't think we've done this for a while.

    I'm watching you.......

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hey, I'm a seer! Awesome!

    kime on
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ...

    Darian on
    Come talk about boardgames with us
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    What?

    ......

    Oh crap did I say that out loud? I'm gonna need a guard tonight. . .

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    All the PM have been sent. If you haven't received anything or have questions about anything that isn't the glaring misspelling of the word "werewolves" in the villager PM (:x), let me know.

    We're starting this at ten o'clock.

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It's just as we feared: those werewolf rumors? Not rumors, they're reality. Just yesterday, ol' kime got too drunk and spew a whole bunch of nonsense, among them that he was the seer. Well, he got attacked by a few of those beasts on his way home. Thankfully he managed to outrun them, don't ask me how he did it, but that's what happened.

    The village is in panic right now, and lynch mobs are sadly inevitable now. I just pray for them to be led by intelligence, because every single death counts if we want to prove our worth to that seer.
    Day 1 is officially underway.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    :lol: Fantastic opening narration!

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    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    kime wrote: »
    :lol: Fantastic opening narration!

    Soon to be a motion picture by zombie Coleman Francis, author of masterpieces such as Red Zone Cuba and The Beast of Yucca Flats! Don't miss it!

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  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    All the PM have been sent. If you haven't received anything or have questions about anything that isn't the glaring misspelling of the word "werewolves" in the villager PM (:x), let me know.

    We're starting this at ten o'clock.

    Werevulvas...

    Well, the only noteworthy person so far is !kime.

    Not a grudge, just don't have anything to go on yet. I'll probably change it.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Woah woah woah! The opening narration clearly indicates that I was being chased by werewolves. Thus, am not one.

    I'm the seer, remember?

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    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
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  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oh holy shit. Narration says you were chased by four werevolves, and the first post claims there are four total! Kime, you're cleared! Now, who to vote for...

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