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[Miniphalla] Ye Olde Fox & Phalla - RESULT - UNDERAGE VICTORY, FOX CLOSED FOREVER

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  • weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    carry-ok? keee-ryste.

    I blame !sportzboytjw.

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    What's the scores, George Dawes?

    sportzboytjw - 6
    Orange Soda - 4
    bwanie - 4


    others with 1 or 2

    two people left to vote

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    *drum solo*

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Micro wrote: »
    What's the scores, George Dawes?

    sportzboytjw - 6
    Orange Soda - 4
    bwanie - 4


    others with 1 or 2

    two people left to vote

    (Vendal looked over, and noticed the "mandatory expulsion sheet" that Micro the bartender posted at the end of the bar. It was covered with scratched-off tick marks, denoting the patrons' votes for who should be removed from the bar.

    Forever.

    The very notion weighed heavy on Vendal's heart: would his peers, who he had grown old with and spent many nights of entertainment at the pub, be here still at the end of this? Would he still be here? The thought of not having this Pub to console him in his retirement made his heart heavy with sadness. But even if he wasn't removed himself, his friends could be... and then the pub wouldn't be the same anyways.

    As worry gripped him, he silently motioned for another pint as he looked down at the card game in progress.)

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  • Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ay! A pint 'o yer best fer me, barkeep, if you will.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    As the three wheels spun and the cheerful melody played, bwanie's mind started to wander. His attention straying farther from the symbols that lined up in front of him with each penny offered to the machine.

    What Micro had said about the new rules bothered him greatly.

    Sure there were other pubs out there, but he preferred to come here. For some reason the machine had taken a shine to him and there was not a single night that he did not leave with a slightly heavier wallet weighing down his coat.

    These under aged kids were a liability to his profits, his livelihood even! He berated himself for not paying more attention to the other customers since he started frequenting Ye Olde Fox.

    He'd have to start taking in his surroundings a bit more. Already some of the more social barflies were pointing to his character and he was damned if he was going to let them cut him off from the ever flowing stream of coins that had been keeping him afloat.

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    RNG decides on Jester313! 'ere, 'ave a drink on me fer the trouble.

    Rend on
  • The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I must not be drunk enough, I swear I could read the minds of VT and Bwanie.

    Barkeep! More bourbon! No ice, tulip glass, filled to the bloody brim!

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The Dagon wrote: »
    I must not be drunk enough, I swear I could read the minds of VT and Bwanie.

    Barkeep! More bourbon! No ice, tulip glass, filled to the bloody brim!

    I have a better drink in mind for you ol' chap, if you're man enough to try it.

    Bartender! get this fello' a Shoggoth's Old Peculiar ale.

    M.D. on
  • The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bring 'em both. I've not had dinner yet.

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  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bourbon?

    Bourbon?!?

    Heathen.

    Arasaki on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gimmeesh a bottle o' Jacksh Danishiels over thahat junskh anydasy.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    's awful quit around here tonight.

    Anybody up for a game of darts? I just got these new flights and i'll wager a tenner that i can beat any of you at cricket.

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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cricket? You can't play cricket in a pub you daft fool! Calm yerself down now, why not have a pint?

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  • The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Yes Bourbon. It's what I always start dinner with, you know that.

    And I'll keep the hell away from that yankee piss, thanks.

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    (As evening draws near, Vendal settles in with a nice, warm glass of port)

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Yeh bunch 'a southern PANSIES! Get pint of best bitter down ye!

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    abotkin wrote: »
    Cricket? You can't play cricket in a pub you daft fool! Calm yerself down now, why not have a pint?

    "Your knowledge on bargames is lacking" said bwanie as he closed the fifteen. With this dart he destroyed the last oppurtunity for his opponent to score points. He now had a plethora of arrows left for the bull and was going to take his time. His opponent, realising his defeat, gave him a dirty look and threw a crumbled tenner on the counter.

    "This socializing is actually kind of fun. Not to mention profitable." bwanie thought to himself.

    "NEXT!"

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    'eh, did someone say Cricket 'en? Bwanie, you ol' devil you. Stop 'arrassin' those rowdy schoolboys wit' yer dartboard hustling. Come sit o'er 'ere, 'ave a pint. Those little miscreants'll be kicked out soon enough anyways.

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  • The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bwanie, yer thinkin' out loud again.

    Either that, or this Shoggoth has given me mental powers! ooOOoOoOOoooo

    HAR HAR HAR!!!!!

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    eh you're right, my throwing arm is acting up somthing fierce anyway.

    s' that blasted weather i tell ya. Too moist and too damp for a man my age see?

    *takes a big swig from his large stout* Cheers!

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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    (OOC- Curse these confusing British terms, I'm familiar with the dart game but didn't make the connection because of the British theme)

    Right ye be, right ye be, I don't know where my head is today. Buy a man a drink as a peace offering? Mayhap I'll have a chance at a game with you later in the evening after the hub bub dies down.

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The Dagon wrote: »
    Yes Bourbon. It's what I always start dinner with, you know that.

    And I'll keep the hell away from that yankee piss, thanks.

    Yankee'sh Piss? Are you calling the pride of Tennessee piss?

    I'll sober up fast for fightin all y'all.

    Thetheroo on
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    abotkin, 'best be careful young man. Bwanie's the Cricket champeen goin' on twenty years now 'en 'is Pub, 'e is. Just watch your wallet's all I'm sayin' youngin', an' don't bet more than your mom's monthly allowance!

    (Vendal bursts into laughter along with many of the older men in the room. Vendal gives abotkin a hearty pat on the back)

    But you're okay lad, you're okay. Just keep an eye on this guy, eh? Bawnie looks like 'e's been run through the press a few too many times, but 'e still knows 'ow to hustle the antlers off a moose.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Aye, I gots this real 'orrible alcohol problem sonny.

    it makes your fat 'n ugly

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  • The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Aye, I'll not go near that dart board again. How ya think I got this eye-patch? Wasn't a gift from me mum.

    Hey Bwanie, show 'em all the old Imperial Swirl!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    pfft. There's no such thing as an alcohol problem, 'cept mebbe drinkin' too little. Here's a bar, tha's not a problem is it?

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So far just Doxa left to vote.

    One hour of game time left.

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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    abotkin, 'best be careful young man. Bwanie's the Cricket champeen goin' on twenty years now 'en 'is Pub, 'e is. Just watch your wallet's all I'm sayin' youngin', an' don't bet more than your mom's monthly allowance!

    (Vendal bursts into laughter along with many of the older men in the room. Vendal gives abotkin a hearty pat on the back)

    But you're okay lad, you're okay. Just keep an eye on this guy, eh? Bawnie looks like 'e's been run through the press a few too many times, but 'e still knows 'ow to hustle the antlers off a moose.

    Who ye be callin' a youngin'? I'm going to overlook the implied insult there, but for the laughin' I'm gonna have to insist you buy the next round. No arguments or I'll toss ye on yer arse out on the street.

    Since Vendal here is buying the drinks, anyone want one?

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    One more over here!

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  • The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Aye, I'm in.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    'nother one for my dog, he gets thirsty too. . .

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Aye lad, the round was already on me! Don' pay no mind to the ramblings of this ol' man. I don't 'ave the exuberence of middle aged energy on my side.

    (Vendal pats abotkin on the back, and the two waddle down to the nearest barstool.)

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    The Dagon wrote: »
    Yes Bourbon. It's what I always start dinner with, you know that.

    And I'll keep the hell away from that yankee piss, thanks.

    Yankee'sh Piss? Are you calling the pride of Tennessee piss?

    I'll sober up fast for fightin all y'all.
    My frien', let me introduce you to this little marvel called Laphroaig.

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  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Glenfiddich is my preferred drink. Finest Scotch!

    Also I just watched Rise of the Footsoldier. That is one fucked up film.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Well, I have to promote Black Bush (though secretly I do like bourbon too).

    Wildcat on
  • The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ha, that yank can't handle these fine spirits. Give 'im a lick 'o that he'll be out before he hits the ground.

    Oy, I hear the call of mother nature. Be right back.

    Don't none 'o you hairless fops touch my stool before I get back!

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jack Daniels! God's gift to the good men of Tennessee!

    Thetheroo on
  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Arasaki wrote: »
    Glenfiddich is my preferred drink. Finest Scotch!

    I love anything with Glen in the name :-)

    Also I think someone RNG one of there votes, so everyone playing the game Finish your glass!

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    (ooc: Also, I'll have you take a few more shots:

    =) =) =)

    ;) )

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