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The New Comic Thread, Monday, 10 Nov 2008

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Harrier wrote: »
    Unless you had armor on or something

    Which makes me suddenly wonder: how the hell did Tony Stark get infected in Marvel Zombies?

    He got bitten by Reed and The Thing back in the first issue when they were on the helicarrier.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Harrier wrote: »
    Someone brought up the LOTR swords earlier, and they really are magnificent in an elegant, understated way. Their designs make sense, and even have some very cool features (Anduril's tang seems to become its pommel).

    I really love Glamdring
    It's just so pretty

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    guys the answer is no

    none of these display weapons are fight ready

    they will break if you try to fight with them

    OK those are not "real" swords, but they are in fact "real" pieces of metal that are pretty big and can be made sharp. Sharp or not, if you swing that really hard and hit someone in the neck, it will cause them some medical problems.

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    if you swing a lancer hard at someone it could cause medical problems!

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I don't think anyone disagreed with that point.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    if you swing a lancer hard at someone it could cause medical problems!

    Yeah but if you point it at their head and pull the trigger really hard, nothing happens.

    Not that that takes away from how "real" the sword is.

    I'd be more inclined to say that the Frostmourne is just a really shitty sword.

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    what if you pull the trigger while hitting someone with the chainsaw part and the plastic nubs of the chainsaw were sharpened

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man, owning a real lancer would be sweet, even if the chainsaw didn't work. But if it did..whoo boy!

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    what if you pull the trigger while hitting someone with the chainsaw part and the plastic nubs of the chainsaw were sharpened

    Probably he gives you a swirlie.

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    what if you pull the trigger while hitting someone with the chainsaw part and the plastic nubs of the chainsaw were sharpened

    Probably he gives you a swirlie.

    :^:

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    People still give swirlies?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Slagmire wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    The "functionality" is questionable.


    I mean, they don't sell frostmourne sharpened, and I am fairly certain the steel is not of sufficient quality to withstand a sharpening.


    But I suppose I'm splitting hairs.

    Granted, but I'm sure the replica Frostmourne makes for an efficient stabbing weapon.

    It's far too unweildy to stab much of anything, it is more akin to a claymore. You bludgeon people with it.

    isn't that what they basically did with claymores anyway

    I know this is from page 2 but, no, no you did not bludgeon people with a claymore.

    /nerd

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    that's silly
    claymores blow up

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    There is no way the Lancer is worth 130 bucks.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Slagmire wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    The "functionality" is questionable.


    I mean, they don't sell frostmourne sharpened, and I am fairly certain the steel is not of sufficient quality to withstand a sharpening.


    But I suppose I'm splitting hairs.

    Granted, but I'm sure the replica Frostmourne makes for an efficient stabbing weapon.

    It's far too unweildy to stab much of anything, it is more akin to a claymore. You bludgeon people with it.

    isn't that what they basically did with claymores anyway

    I know this is from page 2 but, no, no you did not bludgeon people with a claymore.

    /nerd

    Claymores are blunt swords, that is, while they carry an edge you hit people with it on the side and use the weight to carry through.

    You don't use them to stab people. As he said, they were too unweildly.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man, I love it when people argue about the implementation of outdated weaponry.

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    IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The name "claymore" means "big fucking sword"

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    good for you gabe

    frostmourne is way better than any gay gears of war shit

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    technically, it wouldn't be trolling to call this a WoW comic

    but i'm really only posting to say that the druid painting doesn't look nearly as good as the rest of his paintings

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    guys the answer is no

    none of these display weapons are fight ready

    they will break if you try to fight with them

    OK those are not "real" swords, but they are in fact "real" pieces of metal that are pretty big and can be made sharp. Sharp or not, if you swing that really hard and hit someone in the neck, it will cause them some medical problems.

    that depends on the weapon, really

    some of the metals can be sharpened about as much as your typical chef's knife, so yeah, you could hurt someone just as well

    some of them can't hold an edge too well so they'd be a glorified bludgeon, and might even break on contact, but the fragments could still potentially cause harm

    but i was discussing whether they could be used in a combat situation in which they would make contact with other weapons of similar or superior quality

    i apologize if that was unclear, but i thought that was the context of the conversation, maybe i was wrong

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    a) I want to play Warcraft III so bad now

    2) back in the day, every time I was on a plane flipping through the Sky Mall magazines all I did was stare longingly at the LOTR swords

    iii) looking at the third panel makes me mouth the first bit of the word "twice" as slowly as humanly possible, thus forming Gabe's facial expression

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    thats not how lists work

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    EriosErios Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    thats not how lists work

    Unless you are the older brother from Home Alone.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Claymores are blunt swords, that is, while they carry an edge you hit people with it on the side and use the weight to carry through.

    You don't use them to stab people. As he said, they were too unweildly.

    Claymores are actually smaller than other two-handed swords of the era and clock in at about 5 pounds, give or take.

    It seems like a very silly idea to me that someone would attempt to smack people with the flat of their sword when actual bludgeoning weapons existed that were well suited to such a task.

    On some two handed swords, and I know not if this holds true for claymores, the lower part of the blade would be made unsharpened so you could grip it with two hands and stab quite accurately.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    is this the part where we bring up Jack Churchill

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    it's always the part when we bring that awesome motherfucker up

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    is this the part where we bring up Jack Churchill

    Haha holy shit.

    Man, they just don't make people like that anymore.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    How about the practicality of using dog houses as planes
    Because there's a fucking Snoopy game coming out

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    How about the practicality of using dog houses as planes
    Because there's a fucking Snoopy game coming out

    oh no

    oh no

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I was greatly disappointed that that video did not feature an actual flying dog house.

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    TrillionGramsTrillionGrams Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man, Gabe took to this painting thing like a mermaid to water.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    iii) looking at the third panel makes me mouth the first bit of the word "twice" as slowly as humanly possible, thus forming Gabe's facial expression

    this gave me a mental image of you mouthing the word "twice" to yourself in front of the computer

    I laughed

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    How about the practicality of using dog houses as planes
    Because there's a fucking Snoopy game coming out

    that doesn't look half bad

    but then again, trailers rarely do

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    How about the practicality of using dog houses as planes
    Because there's a fucking Snoopy game coming out

    wah wah wah wah wah

    wah wah wah

    fixed

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    well, it's a game for kids, so all it really needs to be is a competent platformer

    and that is pretty much what I am seeing there

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    That was actually supposed to be the sound of a muted trumpet.

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    TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ugh, Frostmourne and the Lancer

    Okay the Lancer is pretty cool

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    a) I want to play Warcraft III so bad now

    The Night Elves have ancient power you cannot begin to comprehend.



    Throw down.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    That was actually supposed to be the sound of a muted trumpet.

    oh, I know

    frankly I can't see how anyone could fail to catch that

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Claymores are blunt swords, that is, while they carry an edge you hit people with it on the side and use the weight to carry through.

    You don't use them to stab people. As he said, they were too unweildly.

    Claymores are actually smaller than other two-handed swords of the era and clock in at about 5 pounds, give or take.

    It seems like a very silly idea to me that someone would attempt to smack people with the flat of their sword when actual bludgeoning weapons existed that were well suited to such a task.

    On some two handed swords, and I know not if this holds true for claymores, the lower part of the blade would be made unsharpened so you could grip it with two hands and stab quite accurately.

    I was not clear sorry.

    You do not hit people with the flat of the swords, this is silly yes.

    You hit people with the side of the sword, but you know, it's more of a bludgening motion than a stabity stab motion.

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