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Adorable Puppy Eats Baby Alive

ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
edited November 2008 in Social Entropy++
Have you guys seen this shit yet?

http://www.newson6.com/Global/story.asp?S=9300226

Because God Damn

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I hear baby meat is incredibly tender, like veal.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    They are going to kill that puppy for no good reason and it makes me sad.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    gotta say

    I'd rather have the puppy than the baby

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  • SelectaSelecta Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Delicious!

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I have to say though, that puppy must have been really fucking hungry if he ate the entire baby.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    A bowl of marijuana? Man, sometimes I wish I had done drugs as a teenager because people say stuff like that and I picture a bowl of cheerios.

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bacon strategically placed in the diaper.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hey fiz, wanna toke some dank nugz with me?

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I wonder if the puppy killed the baby really fast or if the teenage mother just ignored the crying baby so she could sleep off the wicked hangover she had from all that crazy unprotected sex

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    that is some fucked up repugnant shit right there

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Hey fiz, wanna toke some dank nugz with me?

    Dank Nugz
    Potent boobs.
    Really nice titties.
    Like. Titties of the gods. Titties i would like to slobber in barbeque sauce and eat for dinner.
    Titties. Dank tittiez.
    Not to be confused with strong as fuck weed.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    This is in my town gooooo Tulsa

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So I guess your answer is "no" then

    :(

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    I hear baby meat is incredibly tender, like veal.

    I have never heard that but it sounds like a modest proposal

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I have a seven year old son and a five year old stepson and I would slaughter this dog myself if this had happened to a child of mine.

    Of course I'm a pretty responsible parent and would never let this happen. We actually got my stepson a beagle for his fifth birthday.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    probably a better fate than growing up in Oklahoma.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I graduated from high school in Oklahoma. Wasn't born there though.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Hey I've turned out pretty okay

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I regret no statement I make about any state!

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  • SnorkSnork word Jamaica Plain, MARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Hey fiz, wanna toke some dank nugz with me?

    Dank Nugz
    Potent boobs.
    Really nice titties.
    Like. Titties of the gods. Titties i would like to slobber in barbeque sauce and eat for dinner.
    Titties. Dank tittiez.
    Not to be confused with strong as fuck weed.
    are you suggesting that nugs is slang for boobs

    because if so you are a wrong person

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Nah Mysst Oklahoma is pretty shitty.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Snork wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Hey fiz, wanna toke some dank nugz with me?

    Dank Nugz
    Potent boobs.
    Really nice titties.
    Like. Titties of the gods. Titties i would like to slobber in barbeque sauce and eat for dinner.
    Titties. Dank tittiez.
    Not to be confused with strong as fuck weed.
    are you suggesting that nugs is slang for boobs

    because if so you are a wrong person
    fiz is not what you would call a boob expert

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Snork wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Hey fiz, wanna toke some dank nugz with me?

    Dank Nugz
    Potent boobs.
    Really nice titties.
    Like. Titties of the gods. Titties i would like to slobber in barbeque sauce and eat for dinner.
    Titties. Dank tittiez.
    Not to be confused with strong as fuck weed.
    are you suggesting that nugs is slang for boobs

    because if so you are a wrong person

    I'm quoting directly from urbandictionary. Maybe Nugs means something different than Nugz and you aren't a poser at all

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fiz, I keep looking at your sig and thinking "damn that puppy could be an ice cold killer for all we know"

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

    It's how the Skrulls were able to stop The Sentry during their secret invasion

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I will adopt that dog.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    super bummed now guys

    why couldn't it have been a doberman that ate the baby

    or the puppy ate like a frog

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    I hear baby meat is incredibly tender, like veal.

    I have never heard that but it sounds like a modest proposal

    This made me laugh way too much.

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  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I will adopt that dog.

    Yeah, it's that other bitch whose going to the tank for negligence,

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    What the fuck

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    Look at that little guy!
    I'm having a hard time imagining he's capable of this!

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    oh my god

    is it bad that the first thing i thought was "i sure hope the puppy is okay"

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    it's hard out here for a puppy

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I would play with that puppy for like five hours

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I will adopt that dog.
    I can see you taking it out for a walk in the park, both of you slyly looking at the strollers.

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Thread title is a lie - that is not an adorable puppy.

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    That must have been the cutest mauling ever.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Krentz wrote: »
    Thread title is a lie - that is not an adorable puppy.

    something ain't right with you

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I think I'm giong to throw up.

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This reminds me of a move where a dog was eating everybody that had this virus.

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