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Man attempts to pay bill with drawing of spider.

FlyingmanFlyingman Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
Below is the complete email conversation that Adelaide man David Thorne claims he had with a utility company chasing payment of an overdue bill.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.
Regards, David.
spider.jpg

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.
Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Yes please.
Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Attached
spider.jpg

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane, Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.
Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David, Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible.
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.
Regards, David.

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.
Regards, David.
spider2.jpg

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David, As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definately make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.
Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

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spider2.jpg
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847

Spider sells for $10,000 on ebay

I have a friend that works in crediting for a company, he had a guy try to pay him with prawns once.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ahahahaha

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    There is a best thing.

    This is better than that.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    this is my favorite thing this week

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Don't get me wrong, this is good.

    But there's also a youtube video of the ocelot kittens at the zoo down the road.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEorZqv7eZw

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Thread of the year

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    That is the happiest spider ever.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    fabulous

    if i could somehow afford it i would pay his fee out of pocket for a framed version

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I want to be friends with this guy.



    I think someone needs to pay his bill.



    Obviously in exchange for the spider drawing.

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I want to sleep with this man

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  • Darth_MogsDarth_Mogs Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    From: David Thorne
    Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
    To: Jane Gilles
    Subject: Re: Overdue account
    Dear Jane,
    Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.
    Regards, David.

    I laughed so hard at that.

    It all just makes me happy. Like the spider is.

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Darth_Mogs wrote: »
    From: David Thorne
    Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
    To: Jane Gilles
    Subject: Re: Overdue account
    Dear Jane,
    Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.
    Regards, David.

    I laughed so hard at that.

    It all just makes me happy. Like the spider is.

    and she's just like, "what? the spider you sent me? you... you want me to send it back"

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I think it was even better when she sent the picture back

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I assume this only happens all the time.

    But that spider is a brilliant piece of art.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    OCELOT(s)!

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I wonder if maybe she printed it out and hung it up in the office

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Don't get me wrong, this is good.

    But there's also a youtube video of the ocelot kittens at the zoo down the road.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEorZqv7eZw

    OHMIGOD SO CUTE LITTLE THINGS

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I honestly can't come up with anything to contribute. This has left me speechless. It is the greatest thing.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Those are baby monsters.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    yes, somethingawful does do funny things

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  • FlyingmanFlyingman Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Framling does right by the world once more!

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    This is not the best thing in the world as others have greatly exaggerated

    but it is pretty funny

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    this entire thread is amazing

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So I burn most spiders I see

    But I'll be danged if jumping spiders aren't just a little bit cute

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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Urian wrote: »

    this is what capitalism has become

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dude, nobody is actually going to pay $10,000 for that.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    they have to, according to ebay spokesperson

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    they have to, according to ebay spokesperson

    Yeah, otherwise they'd be inviolation of eBay's terms of service agreement.

    No one's gonna risk that for $10,000.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    listen

    it's serious business

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm going to draw a shitty drawing and do something funny with it so I can get money, too!

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  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    listen

    it's serious business

    It's the internet. Of course it's serious business.

    Also, the OP made me giggle. The Ocelots made me go d'awwwwwww.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The dude received the goods, too apparently so.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    this is my favorite thing this week

    i concur

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This chick was just trying to do her job and spider boy had to go and make it difficult

    but he was reasonable and he seems like a cool guy so

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  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This is infinitely better than the two puppy threads. Fuck you guys. Ocelots are adorable and so is that spider, aracnaphobic though I am.

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  • Darth_MogsDarth_Mogs Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This chick was just trying to do her job and spider boy had to go and make it difficult

    but he was reasonable and he seems like a cool guy so

    She probably gets a -lot- worse people and situations in her line of work. At least this one was light-hearted.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    neville wrote: »
    this is my favorite thing this week

    i concur

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    fantastic.

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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    neville wrote: »
    this is my favorite thing this week

    i concur

    400,http:%2F%2Fus.ent4.yimg.com%2Fmovies.yahoo.com%2Fimages%2Fhv%2Fphoto%2Fmovie_pix%2Fdreamworks_skg%2Fcatch_me_if_you_can%2F_group_photos%2Fjohnathan_brent8.jpg

    hahahahahaha yes

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