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BUT YOU SPILLED MY FUCKING MILK

I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatnessstarlight at my feetRegistered User regular
edited November 2008 in Social Entropy++
I have two cats.

Whenever I feed them, I put one can of food into each of their bowls and pour dry food on top

Every single time they both attack one bowl, and then they fight over it until it's empty and then the winner gets the second bowl.

And every single time, I wonder why the fuck they don't just realize there are two bowls with food, and why don't I just kick one of them.

My little brother unloads a clip into every enemy he kills in any game with guns ever.

This is horribly inefficient and I wonder why I don't just kick him.

Babies throw up at really inconvenient times and I wonder why I don't just kick them

This is a thread for little things that irk you.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    this thread

    too harsh?

    Dichotomy on
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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dichotomy

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I hate it when asshats in WoW start trying to tank shit in instances even though I am specced and geared for it rather than random guy in DPS gear.

    Basically anyone in a game where they don't cooperate and just do their own thing no matter how dumb it is.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Black people.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I hate it when asshats in WoW start trying to tank shit in instances even though I am specced and geared for it rather than random guy in DPS gear.

    NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDD

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    White folk

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I hate automated text messages

    I hate them so much

    Always when trying to do something important with someone important fucking optus fuck off

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Black folk

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I hate it when asshats in WoW start trying to tank shit in instances even though I am specced and geared for it rather than random guy in DPS gear.

    NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDD

    You forgot to bold it. Also, you knew what I was talking about so....

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    seriously though

    I fucking hate this one kind of laugh

    I call it the dumb laugh

    I can't even describe it, it's just this stuttering kind of "ahuh-huh-huh" thing and everyone I have ever met with some kind of variation on this laugh ends up being a complete moron

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I hate it when asshats in WoW start trying to tank shit in instances even though I am specced and geared for it rather than random guy in DPS gear.

    NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDD

    You forgot to bold it. Also, you knew what I was talking about so....

    SOTAR NOT IN VENT EVER ANNOYS ME, HES A COOL DUDE.

    and I'd like too point out again, Dichotomy.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    all people that are in jail have big butts and their butts smell and they like to kiss their own butts

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So I just discovered Hilarity Comics today, they are pretty hilarious.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I hate it when asshats in WoW start trying to tank shit in instances even though I am specced and geared for it rather than random guy in DPS gear.

    NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDD

    You forgot to bold it. Also, you knew what I was talking about so....

    SOTAR NOT IN VENT EVER ANNOYS ME, HES A COOL DUDE.

    and I'd like too point out again, Dichotomy.

    Because no one ever says anything. I might as well just listen to podcasts than chill in vent with a bunch of people who play games in there that I have no interest in playing.

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Hold old is your brother?

    Tell him to save the last bullet for himself.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Nothing irks me, I am perfectly serene in all my worldly dealings.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I hate it when asshats in WoW start trying to tank shit in instances even though I am specced and geared for it rather than random guy in DPS gear.

    NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDD

    You forgot to bold it. Also, you knew what I was talking about so....

    SOTAR NOT IN VENT EVER ANNOYS ME, HES A COOL DUDE.

    and I'd like too point out again, Dichotomy.

    Because no one ever says anything. I might as well just listen to podcasts than chill in vent with a bunch of people who play games in there that I have no interest in playing.

    I talk all the time broham.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Swordfights, you shouldn't kick babies

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I hate it when asshats in WoW start trying to tank shit in instances even though I am specced and geared for it rather than random guy in DPS gear.

    NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDD

    You forgot to bold it. Also, you knew what I was talking about so....

    SOTAR NOT IN VENT EVER ANNOYS ME, HES A COOL DUDE.

    and I'd like too point out again, Dichotomy.

    Because no one ever says anything. I might as well just listen to podcasts than chill in vent with a bunch of people who play games in there that I have no interest in playing.

    I talk all the time broham.

    Fine but eventually it fills up with 8-10 people playing a game then it is impossible to follow anything.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I talk all the time broham.

    It's true, he won't shut his stupid ugly face, ever.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    it really bugs me when people text during movies

    i mean, i never really encounter many people actually talking during movies but man texting during a movie

    i can see that damn glow out of the corner of my eye chill out with that shit

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Swordfights, you shouldn't kick babies

    unless you're an abortionist then its basically your job

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I hate it when asshats in WoW start trying to tank shit in instances even though I am specced and geared for it rather than random guy in DPS gear.

    NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDD

    You forgot to bold it. Also, you knew what I was talking about so....

    SOTAR NOT IN VENT EVER ANNOYS ME, HES A COOL DUDE.

    and I'd like too point out again, Dichotomy.

    Because no one ever says anything. I might as well just listen to podcasts than chill in vent with a bunch of people who play games in there that I have no interest in playing.

    I talk all the time broham.

    It's true, he won't shut his stupid ugly face, ever.

    :cry:

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Swordfights, you shouldn't kick babies

    This is a good quote.

    This is something I'd like to have in my sig.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Blues Traveler.

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    GRMike wrote: »
    Blues Traveler.

    Sister Hazel?

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    I hate it when I orderer food at the drive-thru, only to have to go inside the store because they fucked up my order.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I hate it when asshats in WoW start trying to tank shit in instances even though I am specced and geared for it rather than random guy in DPS gear.

    Basically anyone in a game where they don't cooperate and just do their own thing no matter how dumb it is.

    well if you didn't play WoW you wouldn't have this problem

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    I hate it when asshats in WoW start trying to tank shit in instances even though I am specced and geared for it rather than random guy in DPS gear.

    Basically anyone in a game where they don't cooperate and just do their own thing no matter how dumb it is.

    well if you didn't play WoW you wouldn't have this problem

    not playing WoW would solve a variety of problems, really

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I never played WoW and look at me, happiest person in existence.

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    People who insist on getting high everyday

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    be smokin' weed erryday

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    People who put the milk or juice carton back in the fridge when there's only a swallow left in the damn thing. Just fucking finish it.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sometimes people will explain something to me that I already know, or they'll explain something to a point where I understand, and I'll try to let them know that I follow what they're saying and they can stop their explaining.

    Sometimes said person will continue explaining, despite my attempts to let them know calmly that they can stop now. At this point I usually want to punch them in the throat.

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  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    People who bring an acoustic guitar to parties so they can play "Flake" 20 times

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oh and people who want to eat the turkey leg I'm eating. No you can't have a taste. Get your own 3 pounds of meat on a bone ya bastage!

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    Fuck people for being helpful

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    I hate it when asshats in WoW start trying to tank shit in instances even though I am specced and geared for it rather than random guy in DPS gear.

    Basically anyone in a game where they don't cooperate and just do their own thing no matter how dumb it is.

    well if you didn't play WoW you wouldn't have this problem

    not playing WoW would solve a variety of problems, really

    I have kind of an addictive personality, and WoW fucked with my shit in the worst way.

    It's a fun game, but it's tailored specifically to fuck with people like me.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Fuck people for being helpful

    Saying "I understand" or "I got it, thanks" means you are not giving me useful data anymore.

    If you continue at this point, it says to me that you just want to hear yourself talk.

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