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DAMN YOU, BRITAIN!
Darth Waiter
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I have just learned about this phenomenon from a friend who recently returned from a visit to England. For a brief few moments, I was blissfully unaware of the extent in which white trash had invaded the nation which hath borne Shakespeare, Churchill, J.R.R. Tolkien, Sir Isaac Newton, and Lord Byron just to name a few.
HOW DID YOU FUCKERS LET THIS HAPPEN IN YOUR HOUSE?!?
I mean, seriously, Texas is home to an astonishing amount of uneducated, white trash, redneck, hip-hop abusing, wifebeater-wearing trailer hoodlums, but this takes the motherfucking cake right here:
I don't pretend to understand this...this occurrence of banality and uniform douchebaggery and most of my brain never will; I just want to know one thing:
What's your explanation for this, young lady?!?
HOW DID YOU FUCKERS LET THIS HAPPEN IN YOUR HOUSE?!?
I mean, seriously, Texas is home to an astonishing amount of uneducated, white trash, redneck, hip-hop abusing, wifebeater-wearing trailer hoodlums, but this takes the motherfucking cake right here:
I don't pretend to understand this...this occurrence of banality and uniform douchebaggery and most of my brain never will; I just want to know one thing:
What's your explanation for this, young lady?!?
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Mississippi, Alabama, Jersey
they all got us beat.
British youth is terribad, when I first arrived in the UK from South Africa and got into a school that would take me because apparently coming from Africa makes you uneducated, the students there had already destroyed an entire classrooms worth of books and chairs, a few months later they gave the french teacher a heartattack and generally are undisciplined maggots that need to be shot. And unfortunately this isn't a "minority" thing, chavs are in the fuckign majority here and you can't go anywhere without seeing groups of them doing fuck all when they should be working or going to school or something.
You can kill them with motherfucking fire is what you can do; and no, Keith, "hicks" doesn't describe this. This is unrestrained wannabe-ism at it's worst. "Hicks" come from a farm. Rednecks live in a rural area that borders on the suburban. Wannabe's...well, like I said:
FIRE.
Ratios notwithstanding, Big D, there is no excuse for banality.
None.
It's like they're catching up with the eighties in some sort of reverse time stream. I dunno about you, but my version of Niko Bellic got jeans and a sportsjacket ASAFP.
Yeah my year had the honour of being the year that caused the most expensive property damage up till that point. £1400 I believe it was. Although I imagine that the title has since been passed on.
It must have been a culture shock for you to see UK youth street culture because of course in South Africa you don't actually have any youth street culture because no one hangs out on the streets unless they want to be shot.
No effort required.
You'll look like all of your other mates.
Makes it really difficult for someone trying to give description of you to the police.
Goes well with all that gold jewellery.
They shop in stores like TK Maxx and so forth and these places only sell that kind of clothing, except the womans bit which is also filled with whore clothing and hoop earrings.
Apparently time is circular and they are from the future.
you can identify people by their kicks
Yup, before we left SA we lived in a rented place while my parents sorted out their tickets and stuff, it had bars on both sides of the windows, and to get to the front door you had to open a locked gate to enter a sort of cage thing, then there was a security gate to even get to the front door itself. Household security is a goddamn goldmine over there : b
So you're saying we can kill it with fire?
film at 11
well, Darth Waiter here solved the problem for us with both edginess and creativity
Do I even want to know how long this shit has been around? *sigh*
Go ahead and tell me.
DUDE AND KEITH EDIT: Mediocrity must be appealing for the pair of you for some reason; I wish you both many retarded children in your bleak and dismal future.
And ascot sums it up pretty well, they dress the same, buy the same cars, like the same kind of girls, speak exactly the goddamn same (badly) and they dot he same stupid shit to their cars.
I've known about them for as long as I've been on the interbutts, and I first interbutted in the early '90s.
I'm just saying that it shouldn't be a surprise.
Cars that we pay for!
probably!
My uncle lives in one of those little housing estates with it's own electric fencing and gate on the front. When I stayed there I was in the caravan in the garage. Needless to say that I didn't feel quite safe enough.
They've always been called bogans or derros where I'm from, and they generally hang around train stations and usually have an extra tall can of cheap pre-mixed whiskey in their hands
I don't see much of them now that I've stopped needing to take public transport anywhere
Fucking years. Only it used to just be kids hanging around the market squares in little market towns drinking, fighting and listening to hiphop and hardcore dance music because there was fuck all else to do. Now it just seems to be anyone who takes pride in being an illiterate fuckwit.
That's not really the issue.
I think the fact that they're rewarded by having children at 18, having no desire/intention to work is far worse.
We're not talking about aloof youngsters sitting in the park gettin' high, it's an entire generation of single parent teenage families who live off state benefits (supplemented by drug dealing and benefit fraud of course!)