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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Guys jerking off in the bathroom, and girls flushing used tampons are going to create a terrifying race of sewer people.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    I bet half of them are going to be mine.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    it sticks to the inside of pipes like cholesterol or whatever sticks to the inside of arteries

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Is my toilet going to have a heart attack?

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    I would like it to have a heart attack than a seizure.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    you might have a shitty plunger. don't buy the traditional 300 year old rubber cup on the end of a stick one. I have a black plastic spring design plunger and it has so much plunging force it never takes more than 3 good pushes to flush away the gnarliest of turdbeasts/paper jams.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I love getting a plunger so badass, that when you unclog one toilet, another toilet downstairs ends up clogged.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Tape the door up, wallpaper it over, carry on with your life.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Lostwords, try and score some of that enzyme cleaner that dissolves clogs. If that doesn't work, I have a lovely recipe for thermite that will do the trick, guaranteed.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    As I've heard from some British sounding narrator, it is an unstoppable reaction.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    As I've heard from some British sounding narrator, it is an unstoppable reaction.

    Like bacon and tasty.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Darth Waiter is on a bacon rampage today

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    Darth Waiter is on a bacon rampage today

    Stand Back!

    I'll handle this!
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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I haven't laughed so hard at a thread in a long time. Bravo, gents, bravo.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hey lost?

    Don't do what Cracked said. Well, don't do all of it.

    There is no reason at the moment to rip the toilet off the floor. Just none. If you exhaust conventional techniques, sure, but yea, that's a last fucking resort.

    However, getting a snake and running that down there should be the first thing you try when you get home. You don't need to separate the toilet from the floor to do it though.

    There's a hardware store about a half a mile from your office. Go on your lunch break. You can pick up an awesome cheesesteak or some tacos while you're there.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    BYToady's jello/shovel idea is the best thing I've ever heard

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    BYToady's jello/shovel idea is the best thing I've ever heard

    It really is. I laughed. Out loud.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Somebody should photodocument it and send the pictures to Bill Cosby.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wouldn't he have to get the water in the toilet up to boiling before adding the Jello?

    I don't know, I've never made Jello.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tape the door up, wallpaper it over, carry on with your life.

    this is the most practical option

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Wouldn't he have to get the water in the toilet up to boiling before adding the Jello?

    I don't know, I've never made Jello.

    So he'll need a flamethrower too

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Hey lost?

    Don't do what Cracked said. Well, don't do all of it.

    There is no reason at the moment to rip the toilet off the floor. Just none. If you exhaust conventional techniques, sure, but yea, that's a last fucking resort.

    However, getting a snake and running that down there should be the first thing you try when you get home. You don't need to separate the toilet from the floor to do it though.

    There's a hardware store about a half a mile from your office. Go on your lunch break. You can pick up an awesome cheesesteak or some tacos while you're there.

    hey

    shut up

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I like you kid, you've got spunk.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I like you kid, you've got spunk.

    but who's spunk is it

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    no way

    ive got ANGST
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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Hey lost?

    Don't do what Cracked said. Well, don't do all of it.

    There is no reason at the moment to rip the toilet off the floor. Just none. If you exhaust conventional techniques, sure, but yea, that's a last fucking resort.

    However, getting a snake and running that down there should be the first thing you try when you get home. You don't need to separate the toilet from the floor to do it though.

    There's a hardware store about a half a mile from your office. Go on your lunch break. You can pick up an awesome cheesesteak or some tacos while you're there.

    Yes, good lord, don't rip out the toilet. Jesus.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    its not ripping out the toilet

    you just unscrew it and lift it up

    he said his floor is already wet so you dont have to worry about that

    its not fucking brain surgery

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You've met Lost.

    What the hell are you thinking?

    He should just snake it and be done with it.

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    its not ripping out the toilet

    you just unscrew it and lift it up

    he said his floor is already wet so you dont have to worry about that

    its not fucking brain surgery

    Then you have to get a new wax ring and you're liable to fuck it up and break something, and getting it installed right can be a bitch.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    oh no!

    not a new wax ring that i have to lay in the floor in a certain position

    and as long as you dont fling the bowl around like an ass you wont break it

    i expected the feel of a wrench in his hand to unbridle some sort of latent manlihood that was hiding deep within Nino

    and i dont mean his boyfriend

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Not to mention the fact that lifting a toilet full of poopy water is heavy AND disgusting.

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    But there's no point to doing that. Like at all. If the clog is in the toilet you still need to plunge it somehow, and if the problem is in the pipe, it's easier to plunge from inside the toilet anyway, and a snake works either way.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    installing toilets isn't hard at all
    but, yes, it is a little overkill for a clog

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    he said he had dug his hand and everything down in there after 20 minutes of plunging

    that doesnt seem like an ordinary clog

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It sounds like his plunger is shitty or he's bad at it. A snake or better plunger should help. Removing the poop machine won't help.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    installing toilets isn't hard at all
    but, yes, it is a little overkill for a clog

    Overkill like a redneck shooting a prairie dog with a .308.

    Don't rip up your toilet, man. It's just gonna end poorly.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2008
    poop thread 2: electric oh god its everywhere

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    installing toilets isn't hard at all
    but, yes, it is a little overkill for a clog

    Overkill like a redneck shooting a prairie dog with a .308.

    Don't rip up your toilet, man. It's just gonna end poorly.

    Let us keep in mind that the idea came from Cracked. Our resident West Virginian Redneck.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You guys always want to blame the victim!

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    You guys always want to blame the victim!

    He was asking for it.

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