you might have a shitty plunger. don't buy the traditional 300 year old rubber cup on the end of a stick one. I have a black plastic spring design plunger and it has so much plunging force it never takes more than 3 good pushes to flush away the gnarliest of turdbeasts/paper jams.
Lostwords, try and score some of that enzyme cleaner that dissolves clogs. If that doesn't work, I have a lovely recipe for thermite that will do the trick, guaranteed.
Don't do what Cracked said. Well, don't do all of it.
There is no reason at the moment to rip the toilet off the floor. Just none. If you exhaust conventional techniques, sure, but yea, that's a last fucking resort.
However, getting a snake and running that down there should be the first thing you try when you get home. You don't need to separate the toilet from the floor to do it though.
There's a hardware store about a half a mile from your office. Go on your lunch break. You can pick up an awesome cheesesteak or some tacos while you're there.
Don't do what Cracked said. Well, don't do all of it.
There is no reason at the moment to rip the toilet off the floor. Just none. If you exhaust conventional techniques, sure, but yea, that's a last fucking resort.
However, getting a snake and running that down there should be the first thing you try when you get home. You don't need to separate the toilet from the floor to do it though.
There's a hardware store about a half a mile from your office. Go on your lunch break. You can pick up an awesome cheesesteak or some tacos while you're there.
Don't do what Cracked said. Well, don't do all of it.
There is no reason at the moment to rip the toilet off the floor. Just none. If you exhaust conventional techniques, sure, but yea, that's a last fucking resort.
However, getting a snake and running that down there should be the first thing you try when you get home. You don't need to separate the toilet from the floor to do it though.
There's a hardware store about a half a mile from your office. Go on your lunch break. You can pick up an awesome cheesesteak or some tacos while you're there.
But there's no point to doing that. Like at all. If the clog is in the toilet you still need to plunge it somehow, and if the problem is in the pipe, it's easier to plunge from inside the toilet anyway, and a snake works either way.
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I'll handle this!
Don't do what Cracked said. Well, don't do all of it.
There is no reason at the moment to rip the toilet off the floor. Just none. If you exhaust conventional techniques, sure, but yea, that's a last fucking resort.
However, getting a snake and running that down there should be the first thing you try when you get home. You don't need to separate the toilet from the floor to do it though.
There's a hardware store about a half a mile from your office. Go on your lunch break. You can pick up an awesome cheesesteak or some tacos while you're there.
It really is. I laughed. Out loud.
I don't know, I've never made Jello.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
this is the most practical option
So he'll need a flamethrower too
hey
shut up
but who's spunk is it
ive got ANGST
Yes, good lord, don't rip out the toilet. Jesus.
you just unscrew it and lift it up
he said his floor is already wet so you dont have to worry about that
its not fucking brain surgery
What the hell are you thinking?
He should just snake it and be done with it.
Then you have to get a new wax ring and you're liable to fuck it up and break something, and getting it installed right can be a bitch.
not a new wax ring that i have to lay in the floor in a certain position
and as long as you dont fling the bowl around like an ass you wont break it
i expected the feel of a wrench in his hand to unbridle some sort of latent manlihood that was hiding deep within Nino
and i dont mean his boyfriend
but, yes, it is a little overkill for a clog
that doesnt seem like an ordinary clog
Overkill like a redneck shooting a prairie dog with a .308.
Don't rip up your toilet, man. It's just gonna end poorly.
Let us keep in mind that the idea came from Cracked. Our resident West Virginian Redneck.
Secret Satan
He was asking for it.