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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Short little skirts and whatnot

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    installing toilets isn't hard at all
    but, yes, it is a little overkill for a clog

    Overkill like a redneck shooting a prairie dog with a .308.

    Don't rip up your toilet, man. It's just gonna end poorly.

    Man, prairie dogs need at least .50 BMG.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    76mm OTO Melara.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Man, prairie dogs need at least .50 BMG.

    40mm HEDP rounds are usually my standard varmint-killers. Hard to lob at a distance but oh so sweet at anything under 250 meters.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    120mm Sabot or HEAT. Either works.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    155mm HE

    Take out the Prairie Dog, it's hole, and the yard it burrowed in to.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    AGM-65 Maverick.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    MK84 Paveway

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    My parents decided to be eco friendly and installed these water saving toilets the last time they renovated their place.

    I dread taking poops there because they will ALWAYS clog.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    My parents decided to be eco friendly and installed these water saving toilets the last time they renovated their place.

    I dread taking poops there because they will ALWAYS clog.

    Perhaps your poops are too big? Eat less fattie.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Ruckus wrote: »
    155mm HE

    Take out the Prairie Dog, it's hole, and the yard it burrowed in to.

    I'd prefer a BLU-118/B Thermobaric Warhead for that job.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Are nuclear weapons off limits?

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Are nuclear weapons off limits?

    Depends on the season.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Theoretically, yes, but one may argue that the sterility caused to the local residents may actually be benefitial to the other parts of the US.

    And the mutations probably wouldn't be too much worse.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    so after pouring almost a full bottle of liquid plumber in my toilet, i left for work. i'm hoping i don't come back home and find my toilet swamped. crossing my fingers.

    also, water-saving toilets are the worst things.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Go get the snake and a cheessteak while you're at lunch, Lost.

    Do it! DO IT NOW!

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    so after pouring almost a full bottle of liquid plumber in my toilet, i left for work. i'm hoping i don't come back home and find my toilet swamped. crossing my fingers.

    also, water-saving toilets are the worst things.

    I think you've been cleared to use nuclear weapons.

    Give that a shot if the Liquid Plumr doesn't work.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Go get the snake and a cheessteak while you're at lunch, Lost.

    Do it! DO IT NOW!

    but its sooo cold outside. i'd rather go after work and drive to home depot or something. but yeah, definitely gonna pick me up a big old snake

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  • Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Go get the snake and a cheessteak while you're at lunch, Lost.

    Do it! DO IT NOW!

    but its sooo cold outside. i'd rather go after work and drive to home depot or something. but yeah, definitely gonna pick me up a big old snake
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    :winky:

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i don't think i could handle kurt russell. way too much man for me.

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  • Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    He'd definitely unclog your pipes for you, tho.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    All liquid plumber will do is anger the clog, making it explode into your home in a violent eruption of poop water.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You've turned off the water behind the bowl by now, right? Please tell me that people have said that.

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  • Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    You've turned off the water behind the bowl by now, right? Please tell me that people have said that.

    Quiet, damn you.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    umm, hypothetically, if i said no, is that a bad thing?

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    what kind of shitty (aha) plunger do you have that can't clear some TP and poo? Like... you really shouldn't need a snake unless there's something "robust" lodged in the pipes. If it's TP and squishy things, it should clear with some good plungering work.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    well, its the standard orange plunger. hmm, maybe i'll get one of those big black ones as well.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    umm, hypothetically, if i said no, is that a bad thing?

    well. it would stop new water from running into the bowl. That might help when you try flushing it. to clear it out.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    what kind of shitty (aha) plunger do you have that can't clear some TP and poo? Like... you really shouldn't need a snake unless there's something "robust" lodged in the pipes. If it's TP and squishy things, it should clear with some good plungering work.

    it could be a clog that has been developing for a while now

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  • Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Used tampons would clog that toilet up in a heartbeat. Lost, you don't have any untrained or unsupervised females in your house, do you?

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  • Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Used tampons would clog that toilet up in a heartbeat. Lost, you don't have any untrained or unsupervised females in your house, do you?

    i'm proud of the fact that no girl has ever step foot in my room

    ...

    wait, no

    actually, girls are icky and gross, so yeah

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wait is the toilet still clogged?

    Damn Lost,you must have shat out a house.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    yeah, i think it still is. hopefully,t he liquid plumber does its job.

    and i really did have a lot to poo out this morning. damn you chipotle!

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Well I started the morning at my Girlfriends house. I drove up late yesterday because her Grandfather died. Dude was 90 years old, but they thought he had a few years left. I took work off so I'm going to comfort her, play with the dog and play so WoW during my downtime.

    It isn't a bad day, but it isn't a pleasant day either considering the circumstances.

    Also... I clogged her toilet.

    Ahhh relevance.

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  • ogcam777ogcam777 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I woke up at 5am this morning to my phone ringing. I pick it up, and it turns out that the cold water hose to our front sink in the shop blew out, flooding the front half of the store. So I'm prolly gonna have to replace at least half of the floor, cause it is already warping something fierce.

    And I had a test at 11am.

    Woo, mornings.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I woke up and ate some pop tarts.

    Chocolate pop tarts.

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  • Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    I had cookies and cream poptarts. Frozen overnight in the freezer. That shit is fucking good.

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  • BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    Wait is the toilet still clogged?

    Damn Lost,you must have shat out a house.

    *shet

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  • Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    *shatted

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