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If a Kitten has two heads then it must be twice as cute right?

Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
edited November 2008 in Social Entropy++
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I would like to say yes it is twice a cute, now it can bite one two knuckles at the same time.

http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/the-twofaced-meow-heard-around-the-world-20081121-6df5.html
Vets at the Swan Veterinary Clinic in Midvale hold grave concerns about the future of a two-headed kitten born on Wednesday.

The head vet nurse at the clinic, who wanted to be known only as Leslie, told Radio 6PR she was surprised he survived the night

Despite the kitten’s two heads, the simultaneous meow from both mouths indicated he had one brain which controls all bodily functions, which have all been normal.

But there were concerns a problem existed in the kitten’s brain, because he had been exhibiting some unusual behaviour such as excessive head shaking.

At the moment the kitten is being nursed by his mother and, despite a cleft pallet, he is suckling from the better of his two mouths.

Leslie said it would take about three days to tell if there were any serious problems with the newborn.

The two-headed kitten has attracted the global attention of news services and curiosity seekers.

The story has popped up on web-based news sites in Britain, America and New Zealand and blogging sites around the world.

Among the plethora of major news sites grabbing the story are the Sydney Morning Herald, the Fox News Network in America and Britain’s Times Online, Daily Mail and Sun news services

Millions of people around the world have seen Community Newspapers photographer Matthew Poon's fast-spreading snapshot of the newborn kitten that meows simultaneously from both mouths.

In the UK alone the Times Online averages monthly web traffic of 20 million unique users, with the Daily Mail and the Sun website averaging 18 million and 15 million users respectively.

The kitten's mother was taken to the Swan Veterinary Clinic this week after suffering complications while in labour.

Staff at the clinic said the cat’s owner has sold their story to Today Tonight for an undisclosed sum.

Poon happened to be at the vet for an unrelated visit and snapped the amazing images of the kitten.

There were three kittens born in the litter, but just one was left with such a unique deformity.

The kitten eats out of just one mouth because of a cleft palate, but both mouths meow simultaneously.

Louisa Burgess, a veterinary nurse who helped deliver the kitten, told InMyCommunity.com.au that she had never seen such an unusual animal in her 12-year career.

“I have seen cats with two tails and extra legs, but not this,” she said “It seems content, it meows and purrs.

“This is the result of a congenital deformity. Something has gone wrong in the early embryonic development.”


This was at the place where my parents go to take their cats. Maybe they can get lucky too!

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    shoot it shoot it shoot it shoot it shoot it

    put it in a burlap bag and throw it in a river

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  • FuuFuu Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Obvious shop

    Alternatively
    What do we look like, Fark Jr.?

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I am worried about it's center eye

    it will either be two kinda normal eyes, or a gateway to the depths of hell

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Or both

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fuu wrote: »
    Obvious shop

    Alternatively
    What do we look like, Fark Jr.?

    we?

    #pipe on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    the left face is cuter

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I would rather have one pretty face and one ugly face than just one ugly face

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    a kitten with two heads is twice as likely to lose one in my butt

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    I would rather have one pretty face and one ugly face than just one ugly face

    yeah pretty much anything would be an improvement over that mess you have going on there now

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    But guys it's just so gosh darn cute.

    When it meows it meows, twice

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    At the same time? Forever and ever and ever?

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    oh my godDAMMIT

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    That is too cute

    The world is not ready for such cuteness



    burn it

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'll name him Blinky.

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Twice as cute, this is science, do not argue with me i am a doctor.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Guys I just saw Sweeney Todd for the first time today and I loved every fucking minute of it

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Stereo meowing.

    Twice as much poop.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wait does it have two butts

    because two cute butts would be extremely adorable

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    no, 1 butt

    regular body functions

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It has two mouths so it'll eat twice as much.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Veretas that is filthy shouldn't you be bangin college ho's not on the internet


    God, a chick friend of mine went over to america and the parties are just giant fuckfests

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wait I'm banging college ho's?

    I mean





    of course I am

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    Wait does it have two butts

    because two cute butts would be extremely adorable

    new meaning to the phrase double anal

    Double double anal!

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    No Veretas, you are the hos.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It has two mouths so it'll eat twice as much.

    No, it'll just fight with itself over which mouth gets to do the eating.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    And then I was a shy bitch






    yeah I ate a shy bitch

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It has two mouths so it'll eat twice as much.

    but it only eats with one mouth because the other has a cleft palette

    did you read the article SO?

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It's a cat. They all have split lips. :3

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lip =/= palette

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'll cleft your palette

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    And then I was a shy bitch






    yeah I ate a shy bitch

    she ain't shy no mo

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'll cleft your palette

    I'll palette your cleft

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    And then I was a shy bitch






    yeah I ate a shy bitch

    she ain't shy no mo

    Ya she changed her name to my bitch

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    And then I was a shy bitch






    yeah I ate a shy bitch

    she ain't shy no mo

    Ya she changed her name to my bitch

    so when she ask for the money when you through don't be surprised, bitch

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wait, aren't we already discussing this cat in another thread? I could have sworn I posted a Transmetropolitan page there

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    there is a reference in the "You'll Shit Bricks" thread, yes

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    That kitten is adorable.

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  • SelectaSelecta Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Does it meow in stereo? Could one head have a deeper voice than the other?

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Anyone who hears the stereo meow is damned to die in fourteen days

    So sayeth the prophecy

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  • SaphSaph Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This is much cuter:

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    D'awwww

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