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PAX 2071! (A Shadowrun Phalla) GAME OVER. Runners win!

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  • Mr. JohnsonMr. Johnson Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Yes, RPing is okay. I thought that was implied by my rule. Use discretion though, as I'm sure many of the players won't know half of what you are talking about.

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    How do you RP a troll?

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I r dum. I r troll

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I r dum. I r troll
    Humanis policlub is over that way.

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  • Mr. JohnsonMr. Johnson Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Act like you hate everything and everyone and say drek and frag a lot.

    E:If we get eighteen people in the next 24 minutes I'll have role PM's to everyone before 10pst

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    How do you RP a troll?

    Fragging deckheads so are stupid. They all should get geek.

    I pound and take them's nutrisoy.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    What is Humanis Policlub?

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    What is Humanis Policlub?

    Cheese flavored.
    :lol: OK - I'm done.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    What is Humanis Policlub?

    The KKK who realized branding matters and when that dude is a fucking troll you don't care who has more melanin.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Act like you hate everything and everyone and say drek and frag a lot.

    E:If we get eighteen people in the next 24 minutes I'll have role PM's to everyone before 10pst

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I promise I won't roleplay anymore than is absolutely necessary.

    Just like I did in Gehenna.

    Cross my heart.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    *watches the sun set*

    Oh, how I do miss my homeland.

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !sign up Orc

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Y'know, I'm going to stand up and say that this trend of RP in phalla really is beginning to bother me.

    I mean, it's a game. Not an RPG. Ranting about the the enemy in a flavorful fashion is one thing, and I do it all the time. Talking about walking around is another.

    Also, games that are labelled Phallas but are clearly not also bother me. (Phallout and zombie Phallanston, I am looking at you. Funny how I went inactive in both, huh?)

    Basically I'm grumpy and am complaining but seriously. Can we keep variety in our games? We have a wide array of gaming options available besides phalla, and certain things belong in them and not in here.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ...

    Are you serious? It's a fucking game. Let people have fun how they want as long as it isn't hurting anyone.

    No one is making you play in these.

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It hurts me, that's why I brought it up. I know a couple of people who also have been frustrated with it, and have withdrawn from a couple of games because of it. Nobody is making us play, but I like classic phalla.
    Seriously. I'm stating an opinion here, and it's not going to change anything, but I'm getting rather bothered by it, and why should I remain quiet when they don't?

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So run a Classic Phalla.

    Although I remember there being roleplaying in those.

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    There's joking around in the theme of the game, and then there's multiple-paragraph posts that add nothing to the game.

    And generally that joking around is reserved for day 1 and after results, doesn't take up a full screen per post, and is generally attempts to throw out red herrings or grab a few laughs.. Epic Reveals also tend to be vaguely roleplayish, as you shout out something. But come on, there's a big difference there.

    Also, I'm working on a phalla. It shall be great.

    EDIT: I think I am going to call this argument here. I said what I wanted to say. Feel free to say what you want to say but I'm not going to prolong a war in someone's game thread.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Eh.

    I can see where you're coming from Rainy.

    But, right now, this is the only even remote chance of RP that I get.

    So, yeah.

    I"m gonna play the game, and also RP a bit.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    If you really want to bust balls. We are just playing Mafia. and fucking up all the rules.

    Critical Failures is a Role Playing Forum. Being able to play a game that you can choose to RP or not is fucking huge.

    It's a choice.
    You just have to deal if you don't like it.

    Not to be mean, but there are lot of games where RPing is retarded. Will I bitch about it, no.

    It's all about what the host wants from his/her game.

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  • IzuvanIzuvan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Signing up! as a dorf.

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Should I sign up for this to be instagriefed by angry Phallanoia players?

    Would it cause the pain to go away?

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    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I wont grief you. Do it

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    Should I sign up for this to be instagriefed by angry Phallanoia players?

    Would it cause the pain to go away?

    Yes to both.

    Mental note, kill EvilBadman.

    Shit, did I just type that?

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  • [email protected]ancarscein@gmail.com Registered User
    edited November 2008
    sign me in
    elf

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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    Should I sign up for this to be instagriefed by angry Phallanoia players?

    Would it cause the pain to go away?

    My my, someone's ... paranoid.
    But really, don't worry about it.

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  • [email protected]ancarscein@gmail.com Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Will I die a horribly painful death if I say I have only played shadowrun once and didn't learn all the rules?


    but if it is painful..please make it creative, pain doesn't do much. My nerves stoped working...*maybe I should get this looked at...*

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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Is it just me, or does Izuvan look like Ardor pretending not to be Ardor?

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Will I die a horribly painful death if I say I have only played shadowrun once and didn't learn all the rules?


    but if it is painful..please make it creative, pain doesn't do much. My nerves stoped working...*maybe I should get this looked at...*

    This is a phalla, not Shadowrun. I think you'll be fine.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Will I die a horribly painful death if I say I have only played shadowrun once and didn't learn all the rules?


    but if it is painful..please make it creative, pain doesn't do much. My nerves stoped working...*maybe I should get this looked at...*

    ancarscein, my name is Bubba. You can call me Daddy. Just remember to drop your soap. :lol:
    It's cool, all are welcome in phalla.

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  • [email protected]ancarscein@gmail.com Registered User
    edited November 2008
    *cracks fingers, and pulls out a paddle*

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Rainfall wrote: »
    (Phallout and zombie Phallanston, I am looking at you. Funny how I went inactive in both, huh?).

    In my defense, I stated it wasn't going to be quite classic in the OP! :p

    Rend on
  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Sign up as a human

    Shadowrun! Woo!

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    I can understand not caring about getting a little bit of light entertaining RP done in Phalla. I don't understand at all the direct hatred for the idea. But then, I guess I came into Phalla too late to take it seriously at all. It's entertainment, not much more.

    Then again, I'm not especially good at it, and I never have been, so I'm just here to... well... enjoy it.

    I'm sorry that offends you, Rainy. But not quite sorry enough to stop.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Yeah, really you should get a general idea of what's what in the OP. At least enough to say yay or nay.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I generally dislike having to sift through boring RP to get to the meat of the discussion. The things have always been about the mechanics, not the flavor. The flavor is flavor.

    Hell, I often don't read narrations until I feel like it, if I ever get around to it.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Goose! wrote: »
    Yeah, really you should get a general idea of what's what in the OP. At least enough to say yay or nay.

    As a Phalla host, I have to say no. But you do have to warn people if it's a phalla or not.

    Other then that, sign up at you own risk

    Edit - Elendil doesn't read the narration. So, so choke you.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I said should. I know it doesn't always happen, but it should always happen.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Will I die a horribly painful death if I say I have only played shadowrun once and didn't learn all the rules?


    but if it is painful..please make it creative, pain doesn't do much. My nerves stoped working...*maybe I should get this looked at...*
    *stabs repeatedly, severing all nerves that could lead to movement, letting him slowly bleed out with no hope of ever moving again even if someone manages to rescue him.*

    MWAHAHAHAHA!

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    I'm not trying to be nasty or belabor the point. All I'm saying is that the things you and Rainfall hate are why I enjoy Phallas. Without them, Phalla wouldn't be half as entertaining to me. If your opinion were more universal, I'd quietly bow out of Phalla and leave it alone; luckily for me, people who don't mind it so much are common enough that I can still play, enjoy the game, and entertain myself and others.

    I'm not being sarcastic when I say I'm sorry it annoys you. That's not me trying to be nasty. I mean it. I am sorry it annoys you. But unless it annoys enough of you that I can't find a niche in these games, I probably won't stop doing it.

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