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[Miniphalla] Phallthy Words - Game Over, End of the Profane

MicroMicro Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Critical Failures
Phallthy Words




"...and so I declare the 145th Annual Lexicographer's Conference: OPEN"

The assembled boffins were in uproar - and by uproar, I of course mean 'clapping politely' - of course, you could tell they were utterly overwhelmed inside, one of the throng even found themselves smiling. He stopped himself quickly, after all, he couldn't be seen to be breaking the bounds of polite society.





Beneath the conference, in the dark underbelly, the words themselves were having a conference of their own.

"Right then, this spate of swearing and profanity is making us all look bad. The speaking-ones, our very creators, are losing the imagination and inquisitive flair to use anything other than the Fs and Cs and Ns that we so often find gracing our very sentences. The DNA of words themselves is being corrupted, and we need to purge, to create a pure motherland within our ranks, within out language - we must find those dirty words, and remove them"

A cheer went up - the words were united in their cause.

But some in the hall were not as enthusiastic - the profane, the supposed enemy itself was there, always up for a laugh at the stuffiness and self-righteousness of the vanilla-ordinaries.

"Let's see if we can spoil their fun" whispered one to another.


*****

This is a MiniPhalla. It's sort of like a Phalla only on a smaller scale.

All of the standard rules apply. In particular, screen captures cannot be used to "prove" anything and if you're talking with someone and they don't know it's you (your PA name), that's anonymous contact and is against these rules. Dead players may talk amongst themselves if they wish but living players may not communicate with the dead.

Each night, all players will vote for the word which will be removed from the world forever. Please make your votes in Bold Red. Retractions are mandatory and should be made in Bold Lime. If you have any questions, please PM Micro (me) or post for clarification in the thread in Bold Orange. Also, you cannot directly quote or forward any PM you receive from me during the game (unless I give you permission) but you can do whatever you want with any PM you receive from another player.

Please remember to forward the location of any ProBoards (or similar tools) to me. Thank you.

I'm an idiot and live in the UK - so days will begin and end slightly earlier than you lot are perhaps used to.

This game will start on Monday, November 24th, meaning Day 1 will end on Tuesday. Voting will close daily at Midnight, GMT (which I believe is EST +5 - so 7pm EST).


Interested players should !SIGN UP. Roles will be randomly assigned.

Warning, because of the nature of this game, there will occasionally be swearing - if you are not happy with the C, F, S or any other assortment of 'naughty' words - this phalla is NOT for you - for clarifications sake, ethnicity related, and other utterly disgusting words, will not be welcome in this phalla.

1. Silvio
2. The_Reflection
3. TheLawninator - Cunt, voted out
4. kuhlmeye
5. Rainfall - Screen, voted out
6. Grundlterror
7. Toxic Toys - Napkin, voted out
8. Mr Defecation - dictionary, wited out
9. Natik
10. VThornheart
11. Maximus - Fuck, voted out
12. WildPanthA05 - mouse, killed
13. Wildcat
14. Thetheroo - Fork, killed
15. Arasaki
16. Locus
17. MagicMan
18. vertroue - table, voted out
19. abotkin - shit, voted out
20. Darian - Bitch, killed
21. Bitstream
22. Mad Jazz
23. The Dagon
24. Egos
25. Infidel - box

Reserves

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
  • SilvioSilvio Registered User
    edited November 2008
    !Fuckin' sign up

    Silvio on
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    so this is a phalla about swearing?

    Sign the fuck up

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Swears are bad!

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !I enjoy swearing

    kuhlmeye on
    PSN: the-K-flash
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Sign up, shit yeah!

    Rainfall on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Cunt fuck shit

    Grundlterror on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    OK, I'm in this game you cock munching shit eaters. Sign the fuck up.

    Balls.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Sure, why not?

    M.D. on
  • NATIKNATIK Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Sign up, feel like Phalla'ing it up a little.

    NATIK on
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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !sign me up!

    Ain't nothin' like Phalla just let it roll
    motherfucking shit goddamn ass ho
    Ain't nothin like Phalla just don't quit
    motherfuck you damn shithead bitch

    That was from probably the most expletive-filled song I'd ever heard. It's... well... I guess appropriate here. Nowhere else though. =)

    ... um... yeah

    One of my older brothers' friends liked to listen to this guy... most of his songs are like that. Yikes. =) But I felt for this Phalla it was appropriate to share. =)

    VThornheart on
    3DS Friend Code: 1950-8938-9095
  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Poop

    Maximus on
  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User
    edited November 2008
    !Let's fucking go

    WilDPanthA05 on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Sign up, please! Or indeed, !sign up.

    Wildcat on
  • NATIKNATIK Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man I didn't even notice that he made the sign up in red and not green, just shows how thoroughly I (and everyone else) read these things I guess :oops:.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    NATIK wrote: »
    Man I didn't even notice that he made the sign up in red and not green, just shows how thoroughly I (and everyone else) read these things I guess :oops:.

    OK, I'm in this game you cock munching shit eaters. Sign the fuck up.

    Balls.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oh, then !sign up then!

    Fuckin a'. =)

    VThornheart on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So we all re-signing in red now are we? Seems like the right fine thing to do.

    M.D. on
  • NATIKNATIK Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Well I don't want to be left out !Resign up, if nothing else it may annoy our host into using the normal colours from now on.

    NATIK on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    NATIK wrote: »
    Well I don't want to be left out !Resign up, if nothing else it may annoy our host into using the normal colours from now on.

    I so want to annoy a GM right now. :D

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User
    edited November 2008
    cock shit balls x 2

    WilDPanthA05 on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Fuck Maximus

    Thetheroo on
  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    !Fuck Maximus

    Man, screw that cockgobbler.

    Maximus on
  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !bollocks to you

    Arasaki on
  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !FUCK

    kuhlmeye on
    PSN: the-K-flash
  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !sign up

    Locus on
  • MagicManMagicMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !SIGN UP

    MagicMan on
  • [email protected]ancarscein@gmail.com Registered User
    edited November 2008
    to late to sign up?

    [email protected] on
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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I would like to !Sign up, I think there was still room left, but I'm too lazy to count to make sure.

    abotkin on
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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Piss shit fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits

    Goose! on
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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sorry, crazy at work already - will update sign ups in around 3 hours.

    Micro on
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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    [email protected] - are you more likely known as Drakarys, as the whole e-mail username thing is messing up my spreadsheet! :D

    Micro on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Micro wrote: »
    [email protected] - are you more likely known as Drakarys, as the whole e-mail username thing is messing up my spreadsheet! :D

    Don't be a pussy and use his name.


    Shit, I'm so dying day 1 now.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    FYTT!!!!

    It's GM grudge time.

    Oh, and 5 places left - I decided to neglect my job for 5 minutes.

    Micro on
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  • [email protected]ancarscein@gmail.com Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Sorry yes it is Drakarys ...I miss read the start up and put the .com crap in by accident lol

    dang it her name thank you :P

    [email protected] on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Yo, Bring it Micro

    I'm Stone Cold Crazy, yo.
    And welcome Drakarys.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • [email protected]ancarscein@gmail.com Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Yo, Bring it Micro

    And welcome Drakarys.

    Thank you, Toxic...I will not try and kill you yet.

    [email protected] on
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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Yo, Bring it Micro

    And welcome Drakarys.

    Thank you, Toxic...I will not try and kill you yet.



    I quit that username, this is still ancarblah... but easier to write and will no longer mess up spread sheet.

    vertroue on
    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    vertroue wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Yo, Bring it Micro

    And welcome Drakarys.

    Thank you, Toxic...I will not try and kill you yet.



    I quit that username, this is still ancarblah... but easier to write and will no longer mess up spread sheet.

    Why didn't you just go with Drakarys?

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    vertroue wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Yo, Bring it Micro

    And welcome Drakarys.

    Thank you, Toxic...I will not try and kill you yet.



    I quit that username, this is still ancarblah... but easier to write and will no longer mess up spread sheet.

    Why didn't you just go with Drakarys?


    Because it told me it was already in use and that has been a name I have gone by for many things online.

    vertroue on
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    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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