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[Miniphalla] Phallthy Words - Game Over, End of the Profane

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I didn't mean to put the wagon on rainfall, honest.

    But I had to reveal if you guys wanted to have a seer. If you all feel you can go without I do not mind being grudged/ voted for.

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    No one's accusing you of that, don't worry. =)

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I switched to Rainfall because out of the main three with votes, one was a proclaimed seer and one was me.

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I forgot to retract.

    !Rainfall

    !Locus

    Are you there though, Rainfall? Still playing?

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  • The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    What is so evil about Locus anyway?

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'll !vote Locus

    I think he did something to me sometime.

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  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    There is nothing evil about me. But it's Day One, there's nothing better to go on, and people should have mercy on Mr. D and Rainfall.

    Locus on
  • The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Well now I can't vote for Locus either. Guess I'll go with !Egos cuz something he said earlier struck me as evil in an odd sort of way. Something I can't quite put my finger on.

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Well well times almost up.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Yea, so I hope I was guarded, there was certainly enough time since my reveal.

    Apologies rainfall for your death

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Day 1 Closed

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Day 1 Narration


    Well then, the words came together, as they had previously agreed, to decide who to burn: to burn out of usage for ever.

    The votes had been coming thick and fast all day, with retractions, band wagons, votes, and intrigue scattered liberally throughout their every day lives. Some people even retracted votes they'd never made - but never mind, there was a clear winner: the words had decided that Rainfall was truly a profanity.

    "But I'm NOT" screamed Rainfall "I'm just..."

    Everyone gasped in shock, they were certain that they were going to hear Rainfall utter a dirty, dirty word.

    "Shush your noise!" yelled one word.

    "Let's just get on with the burning"

    Dan Brown novels were piled up into a little pyre, and Rainfall sat gently on top - making not one hint of protestation: the words had been convinced into making a sacrifice.

    "I just hope you know what you're doing"

    As page 17 of Deception Point went up in smoke, Rainfall went up in smoke with it.

    And with Rainfall, went the word: 'SCREEN' for ever.

    Rainfall: 'Screen', was burned out of the game.

    The words had a hint of suspicion as to what was coming - they were aware the profanities would probably want to cause some havoc. All night they waited, and all night nothing came.

    "So that's just it?"

    "No attacks, no burnings in the night? Nothing?"

    "Apparently not"


    Rainfall - a perfectly non-rude word: screen, burned by public vote

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  • Mad JazzMad Jazz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Well, unless this is unlike any game of phalla I've ever heard of, it seems like there's at least something to something that someone said. Does that about sum it up?

    balls, I suck at these games

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    OooOoooOoo

    :cry:

    OoOooooooO

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I love you rainfall, but with your death I found my first curse word. !maximus for being the word fuck

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sorry, I changed my vote away from you and everything. =(

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Maximus, you are totally (insert your word here)ed now! =)

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Maximus woooooooooooo!

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Begone foul utterance !Maximus

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Kill the pig! Cut its throat! Bash it in!

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  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm alive! Aliiiiiiiiiive!

    But Rainfall is dead!

    And !Maximus is a poopyhead.

    Locus on
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Aye, I do feel bad about that. =( I tried to turn the ship around, Rainfall. =(

    But indeed, Maximus is going down!

    Where are your friends, Maximus? Now's the time to rat them out and turn to our side!

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Day 2



    Well then. You've burned one of your own. The word scr**n is no longer in the English language thanks to you.

    How do you feel? Do you feel big? Do you feel clever? Well, you're obviously not clever because you don't even know what that glass bit on your monitor's called any more. Five brownie points to you. You RETARDS.


    Again, vote in RED, with mandatory retractions in GREEN. Day 2 has begun.

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    scr**n was never in the english language, anyways.

    Well, look it up! Do you see it in the dictionary?

    Of course you don't, because it isn't there.

    See?

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  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I call it my display.

    I'm more concerned for the retro-active censoring of Star Trek.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Maximus


    What do you guys think the other bad words are?

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  • SilvioSilvio Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Censor !Maximus for being generally un-classy!

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    YES!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    !FUCKINGMAXXXXXXIIIIMMMMMUUUUSUSSSS

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  • MagicManMagicMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Maximus
    MORE LIKE FUCKIMUS...:|

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  • BitstreamBitstream Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So as I was sitting here staring at my computer... monitor, I realized I had left the dog out. I went to the door, only to find that the... wire mesh was torn, and it looked like an animal had gotten in. I turned around just in time for a raccoon to bite me and run back out. Now I have to go to the hospital for a rabies... test, which means I'll miss the 9:00... showing of the new Bond movie.

    NOOOOOOOO, what have we done?

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bitstream has garnered my favour.

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Maximus

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Reserve up since I'm at home for the weekend and you seem to need someone to take Goose's slot.

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Welcome! You're just in time for the roasting of Maximus!

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    <3 Maximus, by the way, you dirty dirty word. ;)

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Maximus you sweet mother, you.

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  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ALRIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKING, BALL-LICKING, ASSREAMING SHITSTAINS. YOU WANNA FUCK WITH THE BIG GUY. YOU ALL GO CIRCLE-JERK EACH OTHER UNTIL YOU GET ANOTHER BRIGHT IDEA IN THE TOLIET YOU CALL BANDWAGONING. STOP SUCKING EACH OTHERS COCKS FOR ONE SECOND AND REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE BEAST. YOU ALL GOING TO DIE AND WE WILL BE TRIUMPHIANT!!!!!

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Maximus, you naughty word. Bend over, it's time for a spanking. ;) =)

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  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Maximus

    At least this should confirm Mr D

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !maximus

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