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[Miniphalla] Phallthy Words - Game Over, End of the Profane

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Darian, welcome to the game.

    PM will be sent in about 4 seconds.

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Well well well our dear!Maxymus is a profanity huh? And poor poor scr**n you shall be missed
    Wait...

    Who am I supposed to miss? I'm sorry my mind is a blank .... right now.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Maximus, you unutterable swine!

    (By the way, do we perhaps need a second place vote?)

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    No second just yet, so we should probably look into that unless we want some voting shenanigans. Off to go eat turkey

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  • The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Maximus, Happy Turkey Day! We will light a candle for you in rememberance as you writhe and burn in public ridicule.

    Oh yeah, I don't think we want to be using someone's actual word when voting them off. Something I think in the original OP said something to that effect.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    A 2nd place is a good idea. But who should it be?

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Thanks for volunteering, !Toxic Toys <3

    !Maximus

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  • MagicManMagicMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Maximus wrote: »
    ALRIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKING, BALL-LICKING, ASSREAMING SHITSTAINS. YOU WANNA FUCK WITH THE BIG GUY. YOU ALL GO CIRCLE-JERK EACH OTHER UNTIL YOU GET ANOTHER BRIGHT IDEA IN THE TOLIET YOU CALL BANDWAGONING. STOP SUCKING EACH OTHERS COCKS FOR ONE SECOND AND REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE BEAST. YOU ALL GOING TO DIE AND WE WILL BE TRIUMPHIANT!!!!!

    I hope to never be associated with such vile words. Maximus must be burned at the stake or we shall all become no worse than the beasts!

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Infidel wrote: »
    Thanks for volunteering, !Toxic Toys <3

    !Maximus

    You son of a bitch.:lol:

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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Maximus

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !retract Maximus !vote Toxic Toys

    One more vote on toxic for a decent second would be nice.

    M.D. on
  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User
    edited November 2008
    !Maximus for the cleansing of our wonerful language ... you fuck

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  • NATIKNATIK Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Maximus why not.

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  • Mad JazzMad Jazz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I guess I'll go with !Toxic Toys for second place purposes.

    This was a super fast bandwagon.

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    2.5 hours to vote close - haven't heard from Bitstream, Darian or abotkin yet

    There will be no penalty tonight because of inactivity due to turkey day.

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sounds like we need a good solid second place, so Toxic Toys it is. Those are two words that just shouldn't go together.

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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Maximus must die! Mmmmm... turkey.

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vote closed

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Day 2

    Well, the words certainly needed some luck. And they got it.

    At the end of the night, it was announced to all and sundry that a dirty word had been found, and that Maximus was it.

    "Everyone vote Maximus!" screamed Mr. Defecation

    And people did so willingly.

    And then, with dozens of votes cast, all of them for Maximus, Mr. Defecation stood up to proudly read the results:

    "Of course, the word we are burning tonight is..."

    With pomp and circumstance he unfurled a scroll...

    "WHAT?!!! It says Toxic Toys here"

    "How can that be?"

    "What's going on?"

    "Won't someone think of the children? SOMEBODY think of the children!!"

    Mr. Defecation continued:

    "Someone's deleted all the votes for Maximus - only 4 votes have been cast - all for Toxic Toys - we've got to burn him"

    And so Toxic Toys was placed on a pile of Jeffrey Archer Novels - spine strapped to 'Kane & Abel" - and was set alight.

    His poor, pitiful, screams were heard for miles around. He burnt well, and brightly. And that's no surprise, he's made of paper, after all, he was only the goodly word: 'Napkin'.


    Someone else chimed out: "Everyone, I've found a piece of paper here, with some interesting information on it"

    "What does it say?"

    "It says that The Dagon is a good word - Candle"

    The Dagon admitted that he was indeed Candle.



    Fork, a goodly word, as represented by Thetheroo was going about his life, minding his own business, helping confused hookers played by Julia Roberts learn in what order they should pick up their cutlery. And everything had gone white. At first he thought it was snowing. And then he realised that he was being drowned. Drowned in wite-out. He was being erased. As if he had never existed. Within minutes the piece of paper on which he was standing appeared as blank and virginal as it had ever been. Thetheroo, a goodly word, Fork, was gone forever.


    Toxic Toys - A Goodly Word, Napkin - burned by his peers
    Thetheroo - A Goodly Word, Fork - missing, presumed dead, forgotten forever



    N*pk*n and F*rk are lo longer words

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So...Vote manipulation?

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !maximus

    Try again shall we?

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Maximus

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Day 3

    A second chance? Who knows.

    All we know is that after last night we can't be sure of anything. Toxic is gone, Maximus survives in his place.

    Let's keep voting, keep going, and find the profanities, and get rid of them for ever


    Nothing special again today - just votes and retractions

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I say we try again, and take a harder look at who we want for second place.

    We don't have any seered bad words to put up alongside !Maximus, do we?

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    No I wasnt as lucky tonight

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Also I recommend no one use any bad words in their posts.

    I'm not sure to what extent their powers are limited or tied to that, if at all, but it seems like a good idea to me atm.

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    maximus

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  • NATIKNATIK Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Maximus it is again.

    We can continue this for as long as needed I suppose, as long as we put other suspicions in second place.

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    OOoooOOo

    MMMMMMMAAAAAAAXXXXXXIIIIIIIIMMMMMUUUUUUSSSS!!!!!!

    YOU MOTHERFUCKING-SON-OF-A-BITCH!


    OOOOoooOOOo

    Thetheroo on
  • SilvioSilvio Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Once more unto the breach, my friends!

    !Maximus

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Yes, I think infidel brings up a good point of not cursing.

    M.D. on
  • Mad JazzMad Jazz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So I assume that the announcement about The Dagon comes from the good seering? I'm having a hard time coming up with someone to vote as second place, but whether that's due to a lack of evidence or the fact that I'm half asleep from turkey, I'm not sure. Someone hypothesize!

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  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Maximus again. It's hard to suss out bad guys when everyone is doing the same thing.

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  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID INBRED CUM BUCKETS!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Maximus on
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Maximus, why won't you die?

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Please quiet down, anyhow. I would like us to discuss who else may be a corrupt word.

    Without an actual talking makes this hard to weed out people. Also what is this about The Dagon?

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    OoOOOooOOoOOoO

    Thank you Infidel. :P

    OooooOoOoooooOOO

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Happy Black Friday everyone! Happy shopping and standing in lines all day too.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Actually let me think on this a bit more.

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Clarification:

    The seering of Dagon was an 'open - seer', a power used by one of our dear players.

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