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Why Denmark Rocks And You Should Be Envious

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Their women are allright though lets be honest

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    im a little rusty on my latin Cristo, but i think your title is wrong.

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Something is rotten in the state of Denmark!

    edit PICAAAARD

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  • CristoCristo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    im a little rusty on my latin Cristo, but i think your title is wrong.

    Same here.

    I tried using a translator for trust, but Confido was the only thing that would come up.

    So I think my title says "In Cristo We Confide". But whatever, I can keep a secret too so that's ok.
    Something is rotten in the state of Denmark!

    Never! We always pickle our herring well!!

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2008
    Danes and the Dutch are basically the same thing. And by basically I mean literally and exactly.

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  • CristoCristo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Danes and the Dutch are basically the same thing. And by basically I mean literally and exactly.

    Except we're better in every conceivable way, and our women are hot.

    Honestly, I'm not even being stereotypical for the fun of it, Dutch girls are fucking ugly.

    I've gone to school with over 7 Dutch girls, that's right 7+!!!, and they've all been ugly as sin.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cristo wrote: »
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    I cried when he cartwheeled.

    edit: tears of happiness that is

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2008
    Dutch people are despicable.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tube

    which do you hate more? Dutch people or Cork people?

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I think I read some article a couple of months ago that Danes are, statistically, the happiest people on the planet.

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cristo wrote: »

    Honestly, I'm not even being stereotypical for the fun of it, Dutch girls are fucking ugly.

    They ship off all the ugly dutch girls to denmark where they'll blend in?

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2008
    Cork people don't be silly

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  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oh god. All I really remember from my trip to Copenhagen was how terrible the food was.

    The only time I had a good meal was when we went to a nice French restaurant. Steak frites. Can't fuck that up, especially not if your chef isn't actually Danish.

    I did stay at a hotel that had a brass plaque of names of famous people who had stayed there...including none other than Rick Astley himself. (I was staying there during the height of the rickrolling phenomenon, too. Thousands of miles away from home, in a country whose language I did not speak, when I noticed the dude's name it felt like getting rickrolled by god.)

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cork people don't be silly

    living in Cork is actually a step up from Dublin.

    cause there aren't as many heroin addicts or if there are, they've hidden them somewhere.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    There's only two things in life I can't stand; people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

    Dutch people all, without exception, deserve to die. I taught these dutch kids and their father once and they were always late and the father would tell me every lesson that he had done "sho many preshups" that morning and insist that we play "shmoke on der wader" over and over and over again. I have extrapolated these findings to the conclusion that all Dutch people are bastards.

    On behalf of all my people I deeply apologize for this man's behaviour and hope that you will find comfort in the fact that we had him and his spawn recycled.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    cork is the worst place

    well, second worst after letterkenny

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  • CristoCristo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tube

    which do you hate more? Dutch people or Cork people?

    At least Corkians have a cool accent.

    De Dudge haev an veery annooin accènt

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cristo wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    im a little rusty on my latin Cristo, but i think your title is wrong.

    Same here.

    I tried using a translator for trust, but Confido was the only thing that would come up.

    So I think my title says "In Cristo We Confide". But whatever, I can keep a secret too so that's ok.

    no, but its close actually, you just have the first person singular of confido. you need the first person plural. I think that would be Confidimus, which would make the 'Nos' redundant. Also "in" is usually only used for movement or places, like going into a house or in a house. So you probably don't want that in there. Also Latin names decline, so 'Cristum' for the accusative. So, if I'm right(and I might not be, it's been a little while since i've taken latin) it should be something like this.

    "Cristum Confidimus"

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cristo, you don't know what you're talking about.

    The butcher the language. I don't even know what they're saying.

    Tav, Dublin is by far the worst place in Ireland. I don't mind Letterkenny.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cristo, you don't know what you're talking about.

    The butcher the language. I don't even know what they're saying.

    Tav, Dublin is by far the worst place in Ireland. I don't mind Letterkenny.

    Cork accents are horrible. My part of Dublin is great and town is wonderful and D4 can go get bone cancer.

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  • CristoCristo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Nogs wrote: »

    no, but its close actually, you just have the first person singular of confido. you need the first person plural. I think that would be Confidimus, which would make the 'Nos' redundant. Also "in" is usually only used for movement or places, like going into a house or in a house. So you probably don't want that in there. Also Latin names decline, so 'Cristum' for the accusative. So, if I'm right(and I might not be, it's been a little while since i've taken latin) it should be something like this.

    "Cristum Confidimus"

    Why thank you very much. I'll trust that you're right, despite how long ago you took Latin.

    Edit:

    Tav, That Dave Fella - Where in Ireland is it they say "turty tree" and mean "thirty three". I'm thinking Louis Walsh here, kind of.

    Because that accent is cool.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tav wrote: »
    Cristo, you don't know what you're talking about.

    The butcher the language. I don't even know what they're saying.

    Tav, Dublin is by far the worst place in Ireland. I don't mind Letterkenny.

    Cork accents are horrible. My part of Dublin is great and town is wonderful and D4 can go get bone cancer.

    Town, you're insane. I fucking hate town and if I could i'd avoid it like the plague.

    Whereabouts do you live?

    edit: Cristo, that is every single Irish person. We all pronounce the words like that. I'm from Dublin and everyone at PAX picked up on how I said 33.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tav wrote: »
    Cristo, you don't know what you're talking about.

    The butcher the language. I don't even know what they're saying.

    Tav, Dublin is by far the worst place in Ireland. I don't mind Letterkenny.

    Cork accents are horrible. My part of Dublin is great and town is wonderful and D4 can go get bone cancer.

    Town, you're insane. I fucking hate town and if I could i'd avoid it like the plague.

    Whereabouts do you live?

    Cabra, on the northside. It's roughly a 20 min walk from Dalymount if you know where that is.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I know Cabra, I lived in Santry before I moved to Cork to start my job.

    I didn't mind where I lived. I just fucking hated town.

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  • CristoCristo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Whereabouts do you live?

    Near the nest of Leprechaun hatchlings.
    edit: Cristo, that is every single Irish person. We all pronounce the words like that. I'm from Dublin and everyone at PAX picked up on how I said 33.

    Oh sweet! I love that, it's so sexy. It's almost as sexy as when a South African guy says "bleck" or "sowf aaaaaafriken".

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Denmark can eat a turd.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I am also Danish and from Copenhagen.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • CristoCristo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I am also Danish and from Copenhagen.

    High five baby, we have to stick together against the Dutch.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cristo wrote: »
    Whereabouts do you live?

    Near the nest of Leprechaun hatchlings.
    edit: Cristo, that is every single Irish person. We all pronounce the words like that. I'm from Dublin and everyone at PAX picked up on how I said 33.

    Oh sweet! I love that, it's so sexy. It's almost as sexy as when a South African guy says "bleck" or "sowf aaaaaafriken".

    :winky:

    I honestly don't think I sound very different but apparently I sound like a stereotypical Irish person.

    "oh hai ya doin, i'm from irreeeeland and all the paypol talk like tis, turty tree and a turd"

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  • CristoCristo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I think I just creamed myself Dave.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It never fails!

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ayerlaaand

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  • CristoCristo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    When Danish people speak English they generally have an ugly accent as well, but we usually speak it better than any other non-English speaking nation so we can take pride in that.

    Thank God I lived in Wimbledon for 6 years so I have a nice English accent when I speak.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I speak English pretty well, apparently even though I'm from the Northside, I'm well spoken

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man Hamlet was a Dane.

    So all of you are indecisive crazy fuckers.

    Seeing the ghosts of your fathers all the time.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2008
    hey dave do you speak irish

    if so eeewwwww

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    goddamn post timer, tube give me a shorter one!

    I can speak a bit of Irish, I could hold a fairly alright conversation but it's been so long.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hey dave do you speak irish

    if so eeewwwww

    Cuinas, is amadán thú.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    There's only two things in life I can't stand; people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

    Dutch people all, without exception, deserve to die. I taught these dutch kids and their father once and they were always late and the father would tell me every lesson that he had done "sho many preshups" that morning and insist that we play "shmoke on der wader" over and over and over again. I have extrapolated these findings to the conclusion that all Dutch people are bastards.

    Well, except Peter Ebel.

    Also at least he wasn't asking for "Shmoke oonderwader."

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    nice

    How about welsh?

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