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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I CAN SEE THE LIGHT OF OBLIVION!

    Oh wait it's just dawn.


    WAit fuck it's dawn.

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    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    People don't like how VC puts words together on an internet forum.

    Now, for some infantile reason, same people think this means they can jump all over him whenever they like, act like two year olds throwing mud at another grade schooler and point to bullshit past deeds nobody cares about and feel smug.

    I don't get it either.

    Yeah, i see alot of people pick fights with him over rather meaningless issues because he is an easy target. These then escalate yada, yada, yada.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    All the sex I have had since I broke up with my ex feels pretty meaningless, to be honest. Like it's nothing more than slight release - there is sex that is genuinely enjoyed but if I have sex with people I don't love then I am not really that into it. I bet that doesn't make any sense, but these fries are delicious.

    I'm actually the same way. I find that I perform much better if there's a connection beyond "Hey that's neat I also like music and food let's hump"

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I CAN SEE THE LIGHT OF OBLIVION!

    Oh wait it's just dawn.


    WAit fuck it's dawn.

    Fuck am i glad i called in sick.

    Dawn is pretty in Sydney but.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    cannot wake up

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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I CAN SEE THE LIGHT OF OBLIVION!

    Oh wait it's just dawn.


    WAit fuck it's dawn.

    Fuck am i glad i called in sick.

    Dawn is pretty in Sydney but.

    I'm not opening the blinds to find out I need to use these eyeballs.

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    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    I would probably enjoy sex someday maybe if it was not full of obligations.

    But for that I need an actual, trusting partner who cares about me and how I feel.

    To get that, I probably need a relationship, and ... welp, I have no idea how to swing that one.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    my heart has worse rhythm than a white teenage boy from the hamptons

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ00laVt62c

    That kid has excellent rhythm

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    All the sex I have had since I broke up with my ex feels pretty meaningless, to be honest. Like it's nothing more than slight release - there is sex that is genuinely enjoyed but if I have sex with people I don't love then I am not really that into it. I bet that doesn't make any sense, but these fries are delicious.

    I'm actually the same way. I find that I perform much better if there's a connection beyond "Hey that's neat I also like music and food let's hump"

    I find i perform alot better when i am not concerned about performing (it has become a regularity).

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I could use some sex right now.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    MY ASS

    IT HUNGERS

    FOR MORE

    edit: hahaha best 1-2 post combo ever

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I could use some sex right now.

    +1

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    I would probably enjoy sex someday maybe if it was not full of obligations.

    But for that I need an actual, trusting partner who cares about me and how I feel.

    To get that, I probably need a relationship, and ... welp, I have no idea how to swing that one.

    hey look we're relationship buddies.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Having no sex drive makes me feel really weird when people make, and lime, comments like that. :|

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hm I need to merge those two post and report them for awesome. . .but how?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm going to Barnes and Noble

    To have sex

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hm I need to merge those two post and report them for awesome. . .but how?

    Creative use of quotes?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hm I need to merge those two post and report them for awesome. . .but how?
    THEY ARE NOT AWESOME

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So hey new [chat].

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hm I need to merge those two post and report them for awesome. . .but how?

    I'd forge a quote tree, really.

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Having no sex drive makes me feel really weird when people make, and lime, comments like that. :|

    To be honest i don't actually crave the sex, but rather what comes with it.

    But im weird like that

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hm I need to merge those two post and report them for awesome. . .but how?
    THEY ARE AWESOME

    So awesome.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man, my best friend just moved in with me, which is awesome. However like, I have papers to do, but it's really, really hard to shake that feeling of "Hey, we're hanging out, lets play a videogame" or whatever when he's around.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    I'm going to Barnes and Noble

    To have sex

    Who gets front?

    Maybe "who gets rear?" is the more important question.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Having no sex drive makes me feel really weird when people make, and lime, comments like that. :|

    To be honest i don't actually crave the sex, but rather what comes with it.

    But im weird like that
    (orgasms)

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Having no sex drive makes me feel really weird when people make, and lime, comments like that. :|

    To be honest i don't actually crave the sex, but rather what comes with it.

    But im weird like that
    Nothing about sexual contact appeals to me. It never has. I've slept with ... 12 people? Men, women, and transpeople.

    Nothing's ever fun.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Having no sex drive makes me feel really weird when people make, and lime, comments like that. :|

    To be honest i don't actually crave the sex, but rather what comes with it.

    But im weird like that

    Babies are delicious. They make great burgers, and if you pull them before they're birthed you can make a killer soup.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I've slept with 1 person. Twice.

    Yeah, not really the pinnacle of sexual prowess here.

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I could use some sex right now.
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Man, my best friend just moved in with me.

    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Having no sex drive makes me feel really weird when people make, and lime, comments like that. :|

    To be honest i don't actually crave the sex, but rather what comes with it.

    But im weird like that

    Babies are delicious. They make great burgers, and if you pull them before they're birthed you can make a killer soup.

    But the placenta is such a rare treat.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I've slept with 1 person. Twice.

    Yeah, not really the pinnacle of sexual prowess here.
    I'm pretty awful. Being completely detached from the act and having no fun is a pretty great way to ruin the other person's mood, too. Don't think that quantity means anything. :P

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Having no sex drive makes me feel really weird when people make, and lime, comments like that. :|

    To be honest i don't actually crave the sex, but rather what comes with it.

    But im weird like that
    (orgasms)

    No, a relationship.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Having no sex drive makes me feel really weird when people make, and lime, comments like that. :|

    To be honest i don't actually crave the sex, but rather what comes with it.

    But im weird like that
    (orgasms)

    No, a relationship.
    a what what

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Having no sex drive makes me feel really weird when people make, and lime, comments like that. :|

    To be honest i don't actually crave the sex, but rather what comes with it.

    But im weird like that
    (orgasms)

    I too crave less sex per se than naked women, orgasms, and having my penis inside a naked woman while having an orgasm.

    I also like thrusting.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm a virgin.

    I'm a vegan.

    I'm a satanist.

    I'm a french person.

    (who wants to know? who wants to know?)

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    arghh this conversation has taken a turn squarely for the Make Oboro Feel Weird corner

    only playing with my roommate's kitten can save me now! <3

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I've slept with 1 person. Twice.

    Yeah, not really the pinnacle of sexual prowess here.
    I'm pretty awful. Being completely detached from the act and having no fun is a pretty great way to ruin the other person's mood, too. Don't think that quantity means anything. :P

    I think if I had sex with someone I actually cared about I might actually have an orgasm during the process.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I've slept with 1 person. Twice.

    Yeah, not really the pinnacle of sexual prowess here.
    I'm pretty awful. Being completely detached from the act and having no fun is a pretty great way to ruin the other person's mood, too. Don't think that quantity means anything. :P

    Oh yeah, I'm not really worried. We both had great times, so that's all that really matters.

    Too bad she had to go get in a serious relationship.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    ... okay DUE I am sorry but even I can force an orgasm come on. D:

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I have slept with 0 people.

    I believe that means this discussion is not for me, so I'm out.

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