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Left 4 Dead Thread: ZOMBIES COMING UP THE HELL RIGHT NOW! SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD!

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  • TwistedFateTwistedFate Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I know I'm late to the discussion, but how exactly does advanced versus make the melee closet strategy not work? What the fuck? The closet/confined space strategy works like butter on fucking expert co-op.

    All your "increase damage and increased threat of horde" stuff is true, but that doesn't change the fact that you CAN'T FUCKING GET TO THEM. Sure, you may be able to run in, get a lucky swipe, and fuck them up some, but not against a team that is actually using the closet like any competent team employing this strategy would. I honestly don't see the difference.

    Unless you are making the erroneous statement that any server on advanced versus automatically has melee slowdown, but I REALLY fucking doubt it.

    The argument is also silly. Why not just expert, then? Make it to where they can't get to these melee closets by default. It'll be a race to see which team can make it farther than 100 feet into the level.

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  • Butterfly BoyButterfly Boy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I know I'm late to the discussion, but how exactly does advanced versus make the melee closet strategy not work? What the fuck? The closet/confined space strategy works like butter on fucking expert co-op.

    All your "increase damage and increased threat of horde" stuff is true, but that doesn't change the fact that you CAN'T FUCKING GET TO THEM. Sure, you may be able to run in, get a lucky swipe, and fuck them up some, but not against a team that is actually using the closet like any competent team employing this strategy would. I honestly don't see the difference.

    Unless you are making the erroneous statement that any server on advanced versus automatically has melee slowdown, but I REALLY fucking doubt it.

    The argument is also silly. Why not just expert, then? Make it to where they can't get to these melee closets by default. It'll be a race to see which team can make it farther than 100 feet into the level.

    Man, one day you guys will get your head out of your asses and realize the real fun of this game is in campaign.

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man, one day you guys will get your head out of your asses and realize the real fun of this game is in campaign.

    Exactly. I've had some fun in Vs, but co-op campaigns have resulted in so much more awesomeness.

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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    YMMV. I've had awesome times in both.

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Also, I was playing with a guy yesterday on Expert who just ran up to a witch with an SMG, unloaded a clip, reloaded, unloaded another and she dropped. She was up against him the entire time, but he never got hurt. He wouldn't explain anything, but the way he charged up made it seem like some kind of glitch he knew about. What's the deal?

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  • DomhnallDomhnall Minty D. Vision! ScotlandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Also, I was playing with a guy yesterday on Expert who just ran up to a witch with an SMG, unloaded a clip, reloaded, unloaded another and she dropped. She was up against him the entire time, but he never got hurt. He wouldn't explain anything, but the way he charged up made it seem like some kind of glitch he knew about. What's the deal?

    Witch glitch!

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Domhnall wrote: »
    Also, I was playing with a guy yesterday on Expert who just ran up to a witch with an SMG, unloaded a clip, reloaded, unloaded another and she dropped. She was up against him the entire time, but he never got hurt. He wouldn't explain anything, but the way he charged up made it seem like some kind of glitch he knew about. What's the deal?

    Witch glitch!

    Well that explains that. Lame.

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  • John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm sure that will be one of the first things Valve will fix.

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  • Toxin01Toxin01 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm sure that will be one of the first things Valve will fix.

    Without telling anyone.

    It will be hilarious.

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  • John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Toxin01 wrote: »
    I'm sure that will be one of the first things Valve will fix.

    Without telling anyone.

    It will be hilarious.

    " Hey guys, watch this! You just walk up behind her an.. OH GOD!! OH SWEET MERCIFUL CHRIST!! "

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Witches are bitches.

    But I'm pretty sure they'll be an announcement.

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  • Toxin01Toxin01 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I was wondering when the thread title would change to that.

    Good show.

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2008
    also, holy balls does this game need an "invites only" permission. it sucks trying to tell random friendslist/group people who joined that you already had that slot saved for a buddy.

    Yeah, that's something so glaringly obvious I can't understand why they missed it.

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  • John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So I'm playing this game called Team Fortress 2. For like 4 million years I'm stuck on this map called 2_fort and I can't even play a Pyro.. the server max is 4. I keep having dreams about playing a Pyro.

    I'm getting a little bored, but all my friends are like "keep playing.. keep playing, soon you earn achievements and new weapons come out of every orifice.. it's awesome! Just stick with it".

    So I do, I keep killing people, I keep capturing intel, I keep capturing points, to earn enough achievements to unlock the fun fucking weapons of the game.

    That's bullshit! It took me like four years. I didn't so much as see the Chief of Staff for like a hundred millenia.

    Meanwhile, you go back to playing Left 4 Dead and it's like BITCH! INFECTED COMING UP THE HELL RIGHT NOW! SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD! SHOOT 'EM! GRAB THE AUTO SHOTGUN! LEAVE THE M16! IT SUCKS! WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SWITCH WEAPONS TO MELEE? WE DID THAT SHIT FOR YOU! BITCH! BOOMER IN THE ROOM! THE TANK IS ON FIRE! HE KILLED BILL AND LOUIS!

    SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD! SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD!

    ...

    Yeah, I have way too much spare time.

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  • RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Yeah, so, we play through No Mercy versus, aside from the Finale we get 3-4 tanks, I never get to be one. Survivors are doing their thing, waiting for second tank, it finally says I get to be the tank, hooray.

    Except I spawn on a teensy little ledge that's way too small for my fat ass, I get clipped off automatically, and fall to my death. Survivors traipse to the helicopter and rack up over 2k points =(

    Other then that, good game!

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I had my molotov cocked, because I saw you spawn, then you went out of my field of vision, then the music stopped.

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  • GafferoGaffero Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Has anybody else discovered that single-player versus/Infected sandbox is possible via the following commands?

    "sv_cheats 1" + "sb_all_bot_team 1"

    (Start a versus game as normal and have at least one person on each side; hitting "m" will allow everybody to switch to the infected. For single player, bring up the console and type "map l4d_vs" to see your available maps; pick a map and you can play solo.)

    EDIT: I knew that you could play Infected in the demo, but nobody told me how to get around the ninja patch that requires one player per team. Consider this a PSA for anybody (like me) who was not informed.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gaffero wrote: »
    Has anybody else discovered that single-player versus/Infected sandbox is possible via the following commands?

    "sv_cheats 1" + "sb_all_bot_team 1"

    (Start a versus game as normal and have at least one person on each side; hitting "m" will allow everybody to switch to the infected. For single player, bring up the console and type "map l4d_vs" to see your available maps; pick a map and you can play solo.)

    Yeah, that was discovered in the demo.

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Peewi wrote: »
    Gaffero wrote: »
    Has anybody else discovered that single-player versus/Infected sandbox is possible via the following commands?

    "sv_cheats 1" + "sb_all_bot_team 1"

    (Start a versus game as normal and have at least one person on each side; hitting "m" will allow everybody to switch to the infected. For single player, bring up the console and type "map l4d_vs" to see your available maps; pick a map and you can play solo.)

    Yeah, that was discovered in the demo.

    You just had to shoot a man down didn't you?

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  • MrDelishMrDelish Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    it's what Peewi does

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Not all the time. Sometimes I'm sleeping or eating.

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I had the greatest pub experience last night. Three random strangers (all the steam group servers were full and only a few Armadeaddon players were active, so I had no choice).

    We played Blood Harvest on Expert, and it just clicked. We were a fucking unstoppable zombie-killing force, healing each other, covering while reviving an incapped player, flanking and using explosives wisely. Everyone had a good-quality mic, and we were conversing tactics, shouting ideas over gunfire, and generally giving good-spirited commands that we would all follow to the letter.

    We ended up friending each other.

    This game is fucking awesome.

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2008
    Ahahaha! Lost a map 48-72.

    First the AI fucked us over totally. Then it fucked them over totally.

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Best vs. bullshit I ever saw was:

    Team 1: Open safe room door. Turn corner. Witch. One down, tank spawns. Party wipe.

    Team 2: Open safe room door. Tank is already there. Dumpster flies at survivors. Party wipe.

    Team 1 score: 6

    Team 2 score: 5

    Good times were had by all.

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  • LordNibblerLordNibbler Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hah I got Barf Bagged by aiming my vomit stream right at the exit to the ladder on the roof in the No Mercy finale as all four climbed right into it. And yet not a single zombie got to them.

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited December 2008
    Gah. Smokers suck unless they're on even or higher levels than the survivors. Tried to tongue people off the roof from below on No Mercy finale, to no avail.

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  • RandomEngyRandomEngy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Smokers are amazing at that section of No Mercy right after the gas station and lift. You can waste a whole lot of their time and possibly even wipe them by dragging them out of the windows or off the roof. For some reason that section just spawns a whole ton of zombies for a really long time after the lift is hit.

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  • elevatureelevature Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I had the greatest pub experience last night. Three random strangers (all the steam group servers were full and only a few Armadeaddon players were active, so I had no choice).

    We played Blood Harvest on Expert, and it just clicked. We were a fucking unstoppable zombie-killing force, healing each other, covering while reviving an incapped player, flanking and using explosives wisely. Everyone had a good-quality mic, and we were conversing tactics, shouting ideas over gunfire, and generally giving good-spirited commands that we would all follow to the letter.

    We ended up friending each other.

    This game is fucking awesome.

    I've had the same thing happen two or three times, and have around eight new steam friends because of it. For all that everyone on here bitches about how pubs are horrible, I haven't had any really bad experiences and have had some great ones.

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I've only found good times with co-op in this game. I've met more awesome people playing this game than just about anything else.

    The exception of course is in vs. But even then, there was nothing funnier than watching a safe room shoot out between the survivors, inevitably ending before they even left the saferoom with 4 incapacitated survivors and an instant win. It was utterly beautiful because the two players in question carried on their feud for the rest of the campaign and we'd watch these battles go forth (inevitably with bots) until one eventually ragequit.

    It was awesome.

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  • MorkathMorkath Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Just had a tank throw a rock through a storage truck at me to incap me. Cheating AI. =/

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Report him to Valve Anti-cheat and get him banned.

    With no AI director it should be pretty easy to get those expert achievements!

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I heard they had PILLS HERE!

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  • Butterfly BoyButterfly Boy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I just found the greatest thing in the world.

    Having a server crash, on the last tank of the finale, on expert, with everyone alive and in green health.

    I came.
    And by came, I mean I punched a hole through the fucking wall.
    I felt it necessary to post my rage on an internet forum.

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    I just found the greatest thing in the world.

    Having a server crash, on the last tank of the finale, on expert, with everyone alive and in green health.

    I came.
    And by came, I mean I punched a hole through the fucking wall.
    I felt it necessary to post my rage on an internet forum.
    LOL

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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Echo wrote: »
    Ahahaha! Lost a map 48-72.

    First the AI fucked us over totally. Then it fucked them over totally.

    I was in a random vs pub the other night that was like 178-190 at the end of the third map.

    Raoul Duke was there.

    I don't think I'll ever join a pub vs again.


    EDIT: It was all your fault Butterfly.

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  • DualEdgeDualEdge Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Blood Harvest finale: lame finale, or lamest finale?

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  • Butterfly BoyButterfly Boy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    DualEdge wrote: »
    Blood Harvest finale: lame finale, or lamest finale?

    See my post above for the lamest finale.

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  • DomhnallDomhnall Minty D. Vision! ScotlandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The lead up to the finale is great on Blood Harvest but I guess the actual thing fails because you're essentially told to defend a single room. You could defend the barn but then that's got one proper entrance and another one they need to climb over.

    To be a real finale you need a minigun.

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    DualEdge wrote: »
    Blood Harvest finale: lame finale, or lamest finale?

    Holding out in a farmhouse in the middle of a deserted cornfield would have been a lot cooler if the place didn't have more holes in the walls than would be structurally possible by the midpoint of the fight.

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    There should be zombie cows.

    And you should be able to sneak up on them and tip them over.

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