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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I also think that [chat] is making me a more evil person. Take for example an encounter that occured not 5 minutes ago.

    Girl: My boyfriend just broke up with me.
    Me (without a pause): Well then we should make out.
    Girl: Inquisitor!
    Me: Oh come on, you know you want to.
    Girl: Yeah...

    She didn't, but we are going to go to a bar and shoot some darts when she gets off work, fuck yeah.

    Get there first and hide the dartboard. When she shows up and starts looking for it, say "uh, you know that was a euphemism, right? 'Shooting darts' means we should fuck."

    And then when she says "alright" be like "HA! FOOLED YOU! I HAVE THE DARTBOARD RIGHT HERE!"

    And then totally kick her ass at darts.

    Drez on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2008
    Res wrote: »
    Do airlines price flights by distance, or do they price them by how much they can get people to pay to go to certain places from certain other places?

    Which one would economics class teach you to go by?

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    that Meiko song really bugs me because it has bad grammar in it and graagh

    Says the girl that never even has periods here.

    dude that would be gross

    Can I ask you a question, Medo?

    Do you have a lot of male friends? Do you ever tell them when you're having your period or whatever? I never understood why girls think that's an interesting topic for their platonic male friends. Even after I said "NO EWW NO FUCKING NO GOD NO DON'T TELL ME AUUUUUUUGH" they would just tell me the next fucking month.

    Why. Why is this.

    Your female friends secretly hate you and are too passive to do anything direct so they are trying to scare you away with period talk.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I should clean the kitchen.

    Be back in a bit chat!

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Heroes is what he was watching.

    You need Chuck.

    Is Chuck really all that good? After being burned by Smallville I generally avoid new shows until a friend ties me down and forces me.
    I like it.

    However, they mentioned Rush being the music of the universe and a man using a randomly selected word from Vogon Poetry as a password. It's a show that is for me

    Eh. I like it well enough, but I think a lot of the geekiness is shoehorned in between the frequent bouts of not all that incredibly well done spy games.

    Also it's got to stop trying to subtly advertise videogames. It just doesn't flow well.

    Beyond that though, it's pretty dang fun to watch. It's sort of like if 24 was much less serious and more geeky. And lower budget.

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2008
    Because I was thinking: "Dad, why waste a vacation on SoCal when I've already spent half my life there? Let's go somewhere new and exciting like Hessen, Germany so I can take in some foreign culture and visit my girlfriend so I can make sure I have not lost her forever."

    Res on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    I should clean the kitchen.

    Be back in a bit chat!

    I thought you had a girlfriend?

    Won't clean for you huh?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    Get there first and hide the dartboard. When she shows up and starts looking for it, say "uh, you know that was a euphemism, right? 'Shooting darts' means we should fuck."

    And then when she says "alright" be like "HA! FOOLED YOU! I HAVE THE DARTBOARD RIGHT HERE!"

    And then totally kick her ass at darts.

    I am in full support of this plan.

    Inquisitor on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Res wrote: »
    Because I was thinking: "Dad, why waste a vacation on SoCal when I've already spent half my life there? Let's go somewhere new and exciting like Hessen, Germany so I can take in some foreign culture and visit my girlfriend so I can make sure I have not lost her forever."

    If you do end up in SoCal, lemme know, we can kick it or something, so you are not as bored.

    Inquisitor on
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I also think that [chat] is making me a more evil person. Take for example an encounter that occured not 5 minutes ago.

    Girl: My boyfriend just broke up with me.
    Me (without a pause): Well then we should make out.
    Girl: Inquisitor!
    Me: Oh come on, you know you want to.
    Girl: Yeah...

    She didn't, but we are going to go to a bar and shoot some darts when she gets off work, fuck yeah.

    Get there first and hide the dartboard. When she shows up and starts looking for it, say "uh, you know that was a euphemism, right? 'Shooting darts' means we should fuck."

    And then when she says "alright" be like "HA! FOOLED YOU! I HAVE THE DARTBOARD RIGHT HERE!"

    And then totally kick her ass at darts.

    Why does Drez have all the good ideas? It must be genetic.

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I am having a fine night installing drivers on my new conquest.

    Sarksus on
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2008
    no drez whyt he fuck would I do that

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    no drez whyt he fuck would I do that

    Well then we should make out.

    Inquisitor on
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    no drez whyt he fuck would I do that

    I've never had anyone, especially girls, tell me that they are on their periods. Maybe they mistake Drez for one of their own.

    Sarksus on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Because I was thinking: "Dad, why waste a vacation on SoCal when I've already spent half my life there? Let's go somewhere new and exciting like Hessen, Germany so I can take in some foreign culture and visit my girlfriend so I can make sure I have not lost her forever."

    If you do end up in SoCal, lemme know, we can kick it or something, so you are not as bored.

    Are you sure? Because I will probably be all mopey.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    no drez whyt he fuck would I do that

    I've never had anyone, especially girls, tell me that they are on their periods. Maybe they mistake Drez for one of their own.

    "especially girls"

    Do you even know what a period is?

    Drez on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I have plenty of female friends who tell me about their periods and the such. I don't complain to them about the horrors of making money and having morals and being ambitious, so why do they lay women problems on me?
    jk medo and passerbye, <3

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Res wrote: »
    Are you sure? Because I will probably be all mopey.

    Yeah, I'm sure. At the very least I'll help break up the monotony of the mopey-ness.

    Inquisitor on
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    no drez whyt he fuck would I do that

    I've never had anyone, especially girls, tell me that they are on their periods. Maybe they mistake Drez for one of their own.

    "especially girls"

    Do you even know what a period is?

    It's when you get grounded, right? You know, you're on your period (of confinement).

    Yeah.

    Sarksus on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Because I was thinking: "Dad, why waste a vacation on SoCal when I've already spent half my life there? Let's go somewhere new and exciting like Hessen, Germany so I can take in some foreign culture and visit my girlfriend so I can make sure I have not lost her forever."

    If you do end up in SoCal, lemme know, we can kick it or something, so you are not as bored.

    can i, kick it?

    yes, you can

    Organichu on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    no drez whyt he fuck would I do that

    Well then we should make out.

    Make out with my cock. :winky:



    Medo is into beastiality right?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Girls should go bleed in private the same way fatally-wounded animals have the decency to go off into the forest to die.

    edit: Okay, that was mean and not really how I feel. In fact, if Irene wants to come here and bleed on me, she is welcome to.

    Drez on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Are you sure? Because I will probably be all mopey.

    Yeah, I'm sure. At the very least I'll help break up the monotony of the mopey-ness.

    But I'll be all bawwwwww my girlfriend is being confusing and hurtful by intermittently ignoring me let's experiment with hard drugs and gay sex.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Res wrote: »
    But I'll be all bawwwwww my girlfriend is being confusing and hurtful by intermittently ignoring me let's experiment with hard drugs and gay sex.

    :winky:

    I'll just buy you a hooker or something.

    Inquisitor on
  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Okay I don't want to get infracted but

    RE: "I may have lost a girl" thread in H/A

    Quick! Check under the sofa cushions, she probably fell out of your back pocket while you were sitting down!


    Or some variation.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Okay I don't want to get infracted but

    RE: "I may have lost a girl" thread in H/A

    Quick! Check under the sofa cushions, she probably fell out of your back pocket while you were sitting down!


    Or some variation.

    Just respond with snatch:

    Well, where'd you lose her? She ain't a set of fucking car keys, is she? And it's not as if she's incon-fucking-spicuous, is it?

    Inquisitor on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Okay I don't want to get infracted but

    RE: "I may have lost a girl" thread in H/A

    Quick! Check under the sofa cushions, she probably fell out of your back pocket while you were sitting down!


    Or some variation.
    Not worth it.

    That's pretty bad.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Okay I don't want to get infracted but

    RE: "I may have lost a girl" thread in H/A

    Quick! Check under the sofa cushions, she probably fell out of your back pocket while you were sitting down!


    Or some variation.

    Just respond with snatch:

    Well, where'd you lose her? She ain't a set of fucking car keys, is she? And it's not as if she's incon-fucking-spicuous, is it?

    This should teach him to go with the GPS location chip next time.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    But I'll be all bawwwwww my girlfriend is being confusing and hurtful by intermittently ignoring me let's experiment with hard drugs and gay sex.

    :winky:

    I'll just buy you a hooker or something.

    Actually, I'm over it.

    Wait.

    Yeah.

    No.

    Yes.

    Crap.

    Res on
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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Res wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    But I'll be all bawwwwww my girlfriend is being confusing and hurtful by intermittently ignoring me let's experiment with hard drugs and gay sex.

    :winky:

    I'll just buy you a hooker or something.

    Actually, I'm over it.

    Wait.

    Yeah.

    No.

    Yes.

    Crap.

    You were looking forward to the gay sex, weren't you?

    Cinders on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cinders wrote: »
    You were looking forward to the gay sex, weren't you?

    Shit, I know I was.

    Inquisitor on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cinders wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    But I'll be all bawwwwww my girlfriend is being confusing and hurtful by intermittently ignoring me let's experiment with hard drugs and gay sex.

    :winky:

    I'll just buy you a hooker or something.

    Actually, I'm over it.

    Wait.

    Yeah.

    No.

    Yes.

    Crap.

    You were looking forward to the gay sex, weren't you?

    The only person who doesn't look forward to the gay sex are robots.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008

    The only person who doesn't look forward to the gay sex are robots.

    I'm pretty sure I've seen gay robot porn.

    Cinders on
  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cinders wrote: »

    The only person who doesn't look forward to the gay sex are robots.

    I'm pretty sure I've seen gay robot porn.

    Man, I'm not entirely certain what sex each Transformer is, but I can guarantee you there are pictures of every combination of them fucking.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cinders wrote: »

    The only person who doesn't look forward to the gay sex are robots.

    I'm pretty sure I've seen gay robot porn.

    But robots can't actually have sex.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cinders wrote: »

    The only person who doesn't look forward to the gay sex are robots.

    I'm pretty sure I've seen gay robot porn.

    But robots can't actually have sex.

    I beg to differ :winky:

    Cinders on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hey I'm going to say two things in this post, but I want to make the second thing look like I thought it up at the last second.

    edit: This is the second thing.

    TL DR on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Holy crap, I've been so busy at work today that I didn't even have time to [chat]!

    What kind of bullshit is that? Working at work... psh.

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  • GahmriousGahmrious Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm at work, and I'm not working. I love it. !!!!!!!!!

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