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Let's all Self-Destruct

FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited November 2008 in Social Entropy++
These days everybody has some sort of disorder they get to take pills for. They all be 'spergin or autistickin' or ADHD or God knows what.

Well I am tired of missing out on this awesome self-diagnosing trend so lets all choose what awesome diseases we want to have. People don't seem to appreciate that there are so many better things to diagnose oneself with then aspergers!

So, recently, after some serious self searching and reading on the internet, I have determined that I am an
Opsophagos and now you all have to pay me the proper respect a disabled person deserves. I will be posting on other parts of the internet about how I am a unique snowflake.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opsophagos

"Opsophagos was an ancient Greek term used to describe one who exhibited a seemingly uncontrollable desire for fish. This term had extremely negative connotations, as it was a criticism not of one's tastes, but rather of one's character."

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I have self diagnosed Tourette's

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i confess that i find large posteriors rather fetching

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i've got the hysteria
    where my uterus just sort of wanders around my body making me all sorts of crazy

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'd bet a dollar I could be diagnosed genuine and official-like with Avoidant Personality Disorder

    but fuck that noise

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    humblehumble Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i like to sleep a lot

    whats a fancy word for that

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm addicted to everything.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm already diagnosed so I don't really have to diagnose myself.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    i confess that i find large posteriors rather fetching

    I'm afraid that I cannot prevaricate.

    Some other male siblings might object.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I am chronically burgin'

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    arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Dickinanus Dystrophy

    its latin

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i'm addicted to love

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    http://neuro.psychiatryonline.org/cgi/content/abstract/3/3/243

    I bet I could get a handicapped sticker and get good parking, or something...

    whatever...

    you should all feel bad that I...don't feel...or something...

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    i confess that i find large posteriors rather fetching

    I am compelled to agree

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    I had cancer once.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I have OCD. I take medication for it and it makes it better.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I've got epilepsy.

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I have self-diagnosed awesomeplasia

    I'm just way too awesome and I have to take medicine that decreases my awesome so normal people aren't afraid to talk to me

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You guys and your real physical ailments ain't got nothin' on my GHOST SICKNESS
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_sickness

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    actually no I lied

    I'm pretty sure I'm addicted to love

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    "surprisingly gassy"

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm getting surgery in December for a tonsillectomy, septoplasty, and turbinate reduction.

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I'm already diagnosed so I don't really have to diagnose myself.

    do you have sexlexia?

    edit: oh god, the sig in the post above mine could not be any more relevant.

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    actually no I lied

    I'm pretty sure I'm addicted to love

    Do you dress in a black power suit with white foundation and red lips?

    Do you pretend to play bass while dancing in unison with those around you?

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    I have Medical Student Syndrome, and this adult psychopathology class I'm taking is ruining me because of it

    also thanks to the substance abuse and mood disorders that are so, so far beyond prevalent in my family I am sure I have more problems but I'm not going to pay money to get labelled

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm too sexy for my shirt.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    LTM wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    actually no I lied

    I'm pretty sure I'm addicted to love

    Do you dress in a black power suit with white foundation and red lips?

    Do you pretend to play bass while dancing in unison with those around you?

    that's the nice thing about the addiction

    you're never alone!

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I love sandwiches.

    What kind of disorder is that?

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    LTM wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    actually no I lied

    I'm pretty sure I'm addicted to love

    Do you dress in a black power suit with white foundation and red lips?

    Do you pretend to play bass while dancing in unison with those around you?

    that's the nice thing about the addiction

    you're never alone!

    Maybe its not an addiction...

    maybe its a new form of zombie infection...

    soon we'll all be, like, love zombies ... and stuff...

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i am a shopaholic and terribly irresponsible with my moneyz

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    fandy's wikipedia article eventually lead me to this and holy shit that is amazing

    look at all the different ways you can get sick just from the letter A

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm pretty sure I have some kind of OCD to do with neatness, tidying, ordering things and symmetry. But it's not really a problem.

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    humblehumble Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    i am a shopaholic and terribly irresponsible with my moneyz

    me too!

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    i am a shopaholic and terribly irresponsible with my moneyz

    you should talk to a friend of mine.
    he also has that problem

    edit: lulz ^

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    I'm getting surgery in December for a tonsillectomy, septoplasty, and turbinate reduction.

    hehehehe

    turbinate reduction sounds silly.

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    arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    manboobs

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I might as well face it, I'm addicted to love.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure I have some kind of OCD to do with neatness, tidying, ordering things and symmetry. But it's not really a problem.

    See I don't have that kind of OCD

    I have the kind that makes me emotionally a bit unstable, and also gets me into super irrational states for long periods of time (we're talking months, here)

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    I might as well face it, I'm addicted to love.

    brass solo

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i have a shy bladder and an overactive pooper

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    I'm getting surgery in December for a tonsillectomy, septoplasty, and turbinate reduction.

    Dude, I weep for you.

    2 years ago I had my tonsils and adenoids out plus reconstruction on my soft pallet. It was the worst fucking pain I've ever had. Felt like I gave a deep throat BJ to a lightsaber.

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