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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    raijin I read it as ate a baby and fed the bagel

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I hear he's a white whale

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    fandy how the fuck do you accidentally smoke crack?

    trip, fall, and take a drag out of a crack pipe

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    jokes on you, sucka, i'm azn

    oh my god, why did i type it like that

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    DerLustigeBosniakDerLustigeBosniak Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    let's play some Starcraft

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    sorry, too busy making my cosplay costume and doing nails for old white ladies

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Also laundry

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    why didnt you just yell out to the guy from your window
    like
    hey
    what are you doing

    maybe he lost a tennis ball and he was looking for it and suddenly some racist cracka ass motherfucker is calling the cops on him

    great work man now hes gonna get sent to jail for the next three to five just cos hes a black man who accidentally scared some bitch ass white boy

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    and kicking dangerous minorities out of my convenience store

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    jokes on you, sucka, i'm azn

    oh my god, why did i type it like that

    Nino is an enforcer in the azn mafia

    or was it the gay mafia

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Air wrote: »
    why didnt you just yell out to the guy from your window
    like
    hey
    what are you doing

    maybe he lost a tennis ball and he was looking for it and suddenly some racist cracka ass motherfucker is calling the cops on him

    great work man now hes gonna get sent to jail for the next three to five just cos hes a black man who accidentally scared some bitch ass white boy

    Straight up

    I am the little finger of the man

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    sorry, too busy making my cosplay costume and doing nails for old white ladies
    I have a math problem that needs solving

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I was smoking a blunt on my back porch like two months ago, and two black dudes just walked into my back yard.

    Needless to say I was a bit...frazzled. Turns out they were just delivering flowers that had been sent RE: my recently deceased grandmother. I felt so bad that I couldn't smoke the rest of the blunt. Grandmother all up in heaven like "I KNOW YOU'RE ON THE DOPE, JOHN"

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    did you guys hear about the terminally ill 11 year old kid with leukemia who got a city to feed every homeless person in it?

    I was like "shiiiiit"

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'd really like to know why the dude was doing doing that

    just for curiousity's sake

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    maybe he should have asked for new bones

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Lockout wrote: »
    I'd really like to know why the dude was doing doing that

    just for curiousity's sake

    He was trying to jack my shit

    They said the lawnmower and stuff he had initially was also obviously stolen

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    yea no black man could ever afford a lawnmower right fandyien you narc

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    DerLustigeBosniakDerLustigeBosniak Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Was he high?

    wait dumb question

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Air wrote: »
    yea no black man could ever afford a lawnmower right fandyien you narc

    Well, nobody can afford the gas to run it.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    dude probably got like 3 kids waiting for him back at his mansion

    waiting for him to come mow the lawn so they can play on the neat grass and have clipping fights

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    maybe the dude was an undercover mexican? is it still racist then?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    he was a mexican in whiteface in blackface

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    yea no black man could ever afford a lawnmower right fandyien you narc

    Well, nobody can afford the gas to run it.

    gas is under 2 dollars a gallon right now

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    DerLustigeBosniakDerLustigeBosniak Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    look man

    i'm going into my garage

    be back in 20 minutes

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    yea no black man could ever afford a lawnmower right fandyien you narc

    Well, nobody can afford the gas to run it.

    gas is under 2 dollars a gallon right now
    That's what the white man wants you to believe.

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    Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I was once sitting inside of a Mcdonalds - in some sort of state. And right out of fucking nowhere some guy decided to run his car through the building.

    Needless to say, I was a little startled.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    gas is cheap as shit right now for some reason
    its weird
    i think about a year ago gas prices went way up, but the australian dollar was pretty good, like almost the same as us dollar so politicians were sayin we were affected a lot less than we would have been
    but it still went up to like $1.70 or 80/ litre

    not the dollar is fucking shit, like half the us dollar
    but petrol is a buck a litre
    which is cheaper than its ever been in the past few years ive been driving
    im pretty sure i remember it starting to reach and exceed current prices like 8 years ago and its probably been staying up above since then

    so what the hell
    but yay

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    dude needed some mcnuggets

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    Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The guy actually went to my school.

    Apparently he was mega-depressed.

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    Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The kicker though was that he was pretty much on a blind date.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I was once sitting inside of a Mcdonalds - in some sort of state. And right out of fucking nowhere some guy decided to run his car through the building.

    Needless to say, I was a little startled.

    was it Adam Baldwin?

    did he jump out of the car and say "Somebody order drive through?"

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    DerLustigeBosniakDerLustigeBosniak Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i like how as soon as a thread is about smoking dope or black people

    we all start to sound like stoners

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    haha you live in richmond

    that explains everything

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    Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wait, how the hell do you know I live in Fort Richmond?

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm a wizard

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I was once sitting inside of a Mcdonalds - in some sort of state. And right out of fucking nowhere some guy decided to run his car through the building.

    Needless to say, I was a little startled.

    was it Adam Baldwin?

    did he jump out of the car and say "Somebody order drive through?"
    man, I think I would have to do this if I accidentally ran through a restaurant. I'd be way too full of adrenaline not to.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    don't listen to him, he's outside your home right now with a van

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    Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    FUCK

    FUCKKKKKKK

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    don't listen to him, he's outside your home right now with a van

    The van has a wizard painted on it as well

    I'm going for a theme here

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