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    Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    What can you possibly gain from stalking me?

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    that sweet wizard's hat keychain you have

    I need it to complete my ensemble

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Kaz is busy putting on his robe and wizard hat

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    waxing his wizard staff

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    jefe414jefe414 "My Other Drill Hole is a Teleporter" Mechagodzilla is Best GodzillaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    that's funny that they weren't curious at all about you being high

    They can't tell

    Nobody can really tell except my girlfriend

    There was a black dude afoot. You are just an innocent white boy. A victim

    Seriously, here in Richmond, you are 70% less likely to get arrested if you're white

    This one time my girlfriend and I were trying to get into her car 'cus she had locked herself out and a cop drove by us three times while I shined a light in there and fucked with all the doors and he didn't do anything

    That's only because a professional would have been in the car before the second pass.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2008
    What can you possibly gain from stalking me?

    human blood

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    Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    that sweet wizard's hat keychain you have

    I need it to complete my ensemble

    I do not know of such a keychain's existence. Perhaps you're mistaking me for someone else.

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    Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    What can you possibly gain from stalking me?

    human blood

    What if I'm just a nebulous purple cloud just chilling up in space?

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    What can you possibly gain from stalking me?

    human blood

    Man, almost everybody in the world has human blood. You know how hard it is to find a holographic Radaghast the Brown collector's key chain?

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    What can you possibly gain from stalking me?

    human blood

    What if I'm just a nebulous purple cloud just chilling up in space?

    a nobel prize

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    What can you possibly gain from stalking me?

    human blood

    What if I'm just a nebulous purple cloud just chilling up in space?

    human blood with traces of lsd/psilocybin/mescaline

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    Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Well, it would be a fruitless endeavour to try and reach me, for I am light years away from your pathetic planet.

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    DerLustigeBosniakDerLustigeBosniak Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    On a serious note, when I was 7, our house was broken into during the middle of the night. I woke up, realized that someone was in our house and instead of waking my parents, I snuck down into the basement, grabbed my NES and as many games as I could carry and tried to sneak back up the stairs again in the dark. I tripped on the stars, dropped the NES, which clattered back down the stairs making a huge racket which then woke up my parents who came downstairs and came face to face with the thief who then made a break for it out the backdoor.

    To this day, my parents never asked me why I was in the basement, trying to sneak out of the house with my NES.

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    KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fandy that was awesome

    You are awesome

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    That's pretty serious.

    There was a shootout on the cul de sac I lived on in my early youth. I got to keep a bullet casing after the cops came and documented everything.

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    On a serious note, when I was 7, our house was broken into during the middle of the night. I woke up, realized that someone was in our house and instead of waking my parents, I snuck down into the basement, grabbed my NES and as many games as I could carry and tried to sneak back up the stairs again in the dark. I tripped on the stars, dropped the NES, which clattered back down the stairs making a huge racket which then woke up my parents who came downstairs and came face to face with the thief who then made a break for it out the backdoor.

    To this day, my parents never asked me why I was in the basement, trying to sneak out of the house with my NES.

    Wait! Maybe your repressed memories are fooling you.

    What if the burglar shot your parents and you are actually batman?

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    Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Not possible, for I am also Batman.

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    DerLustigeBosniakDerLustigeBosniak Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Then I live in a pretty shitty version of Wayne Manor, I tell you what.

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    Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Their should be an alternate DC universe where Batman fights crime in space.

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i like how as soon as a thread is about smoking dope or black people

    we all start to sound like stoners

    start to?

    sound like?


    psssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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