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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    1. You and the person in front of you have been waiting 10 minutes in line to order your food. Finally when you and that person get up to the front you know you're close, know you're finally about to get to order and eat.

    And then they get up to the front and don't know what they want to eat. Even though they've been standing in front of you doing nothing, practically staring at the menus.

    They still don't fucking know what they want to eat. So they start asking the people "Well.. what's good here?" Clerk tells them, "Oh no... I don't like onions. What else is good?"

    I've had to stop myself from yelling at this old woman before. Then I just reminded myself that she's old and likely doesn't know better because some old people lose all sense of personal awareness and courtesy.



    2. People who treat turn-lanes on the road like express lanes that allow them to speed up 30mph faster than the normal flow of traffic and pass like 20 cars. Because apparently whatever they're doing is more important than the general safety of people who are pulling into turn-lanes not expecting a car behind them to be going 65mph in it.


    3. People at the grocery store that park their cart right in the middle of the aisle, walk up and down the aisle looking for who knows what, completely ignorant of the fact that they're being a complete pain for everyone else trying to go down that aisle.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    zimfan wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Database errors



    seriously did anyone else see that

    When and Why do those happen?

    they are infuriating as hell

    here I am, trying to nerd it up with you folks and BAM access denied

    From the transitory nature of the error and the fact that there are like 800 people using the forums right now, I would hazard a guess at too many concurrent accesses, but frankly I have no idea

    could be any number of things

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    people shopping with their entire fucking families meeting their friends shopping with their fucking families and stopping to talk in the middle of everywhere.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    people shopping with their entire fucking families meeting their friends shopping with their fucking families and stopping to talk in the middle of everywhere.

    That reminds me

    I hate slow walkers at malls

    I realise not everyone's in a rush, but I hate having to tippy toe behind people, especially when there's a huge wall of them and you can't get passed

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I have terrible sitting posture

    terrible
    I bet mine is worse.


    Even when I'm sober.

    FIX YOUR POSTURES!

    DO IT NOW!

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    people shopping with their entire fucking families.
    I constantly go into Walmart and see some country-bumpkin family walk in, father, mother, and like 5 kids that they don't watch.

    Why bring your entire family to an already very crowded place? You're getting groceries, this is not a group activity. 4 year olds are not needed, 10 year olds aren't needed. 5 kids just get in the way of you, and everrrrryone else in the store.

    So instead of making it a family trip, let one of the parents stay at home with the kids, and safeguard everyone else from your kids because we don't want to be at Walmart in the first place

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    this is why you go to wal-mart at 2am

    then you buy pokemon cards and then go to denny's and have a grand slam while you play

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    this is why you go to wal-mart at 2am
    I tried that for a while but I live too far from any grocery store aside from Walgreens, which has a shitty selection and double the prices.

    So I pretty much just go to Walmart when I'm already out that way for something. Which is usually during the day unfortunately.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    passive aggressive bitching.


    Oh wait

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I have so much bitchiness bottled up inside.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    people shopping with their entire fucking families meeting their friends shopping with their fucking families and stopping to talk in the middle of everywhere.

    That reminds me

    I hate slow walkers at malls

    I realise not everyone's in a rush, but I hate having to tippy toe behind people, especially when there's a huge wall of them and you can't get passed
    when I was in vegas, everytime i would get behind someone that wasn't moving as fast as I would like or was in my way I would blow across their ear.

    it surprisingly worked!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    the thing that annoys me the most is people who refuse to be objective about anything

    like, they're right and no matter what you tell them, they'll never say "that's a good point" or "that's true, however"

    they'll just go NO NO I AM RIGHT 100 PERCENT AND YOU ARE DUMB FOR NOT MIRRORING MY POSITION IN EXACTLY THE SAME WAY

    just makes me want to punch a dude

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I hate it when cops speed past me, HATE IT. (When the sirens are not on.)

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  • <<BAMF>><<BAMF>> Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    People that leave their young kids in the arcades while they shop around the rest of the mall.

    It's infuriating playing SF:3 Third Strike against someone in a tough match while having some little shit constantly bump your leg/arm while attempting to jockey for the best position to watch the game.

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  • VeegeezeeVeegeezee Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    dudes with really red lips

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    <<BAMF>> wrote: »
    People that leave their young kids in the arcades while they shop around the rest of the mall.

    It's infuriating playing SF:3 Third Strike against someone in a tough match while having some little shit constantly bump your leg/arm while attempting to jockey for the best position to watch the game.

    Next time just make of them your padiwon learners and have them steal from the candy shop and bring you the goods.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I don't feel so bad anymore.

    You guys are just filled with spite about everything.

    I, on the other hand, am filled with Sprite.

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Veegeezee wrote: »
    dudes with really red lips

    why

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    zimfan wrote: »
    Veegeezee wrote: »
    dudes with really red lips

    why
    They need to lay off the kool-aid.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    guys I just realized I can ignore an entire subforum

    I just click the arrow and all the on-topic forums hide in a drawer

    now I won't inexplicably visit g+t just to read the latest thing that will piss me off!

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    1. Losing
    2. Inconsiderate people (who are not being inconsiderate to me, necessarily)
    3. Bitches

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    these terrorist attacks in india are irritating me right now.

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  • VeegeezeeVeegeezee Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    zimfan wrote: »
    Veegeezee wrote: »
    dudes with really red lips

    why

    I dunno, I'm just being silly

    nothin' rational about it

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    1. Losing
    2. Inconsiderate people (who are not being inconsiderate to me, necessarily)
    3. Bitches

    I think a lot of inconsiderate people just don't know how to be considerate, some of the things just were not taught to them. Things like pulling forward at gas stations, things that just havent been shown to them.

    God damn though I hate bitches, like UGH, they are terrible, they seem to be even more terrible then douches and assholes.

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    people that accelerate way too fast after a red light, I do by best to piss them off if they wind up getting stuck behind a slower car when they try to go around me

    also when someone feels the need to go 20 in a 30

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    females and people over sixty that drive cars

    olololololol
    you are hilarious

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I don't feel so bad anymore.

    You guys are just filled with spite about everything.

    I, on the other hand, am filled with Sprite.

    Sprite gives me the hiccups.

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Veegeezee wrote: »
    zimfan wrote: »
    Veegeezee wrote: »
    dudes with really red lips

    why

    I dunno, I'm just being silly

    nothin' rational about it

    just asking.

    My lips can get really red sometimes

    which irritates me more than it should

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    females and people over sixty that drive cars

    olololololol
    you are hilarious

    Shouldn't you be cleaning something?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hey Beavo you know what bugs me?

    Men

    You feelin' me girl?

    ya fo' sho'

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    and customers who think bitching about us not having an item they want will accomplish anything

    especially when they start asking how we will honor the ad or coupon they brought in

    we can do almost nothing to get you what you want

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    all the women I know could kick my ass

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    natek wrote: »
    people that accelerate way too fast after a red light, I do by best to piss them off if they wind up getting stuck behind a slower car when they try to go around me

    also when someone feels the need to go 20 in a 30

    People that try to correct other peoples driving by getting in their way. Why, your going too fast in this neighborhood I am going to go twenty to keep you from going 35.

    Whipper Snapper jumping the gun at the red light, ha, I am going to hang out here so you can't change lanes.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Hey Beavo you know what bugs me?

    Men

    You feelin' me girl?

    ya fo' sho'

    always leaving the toilet seat up
    AHAHAHAHAHA
    AAAAHAHAHHAA
    so funny!
    jokes about genders are so funny, why don't people tell them more often?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    1. Losing

    shocking

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Beavo answer your phone!

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lol I'ma soak in the tub and listen to mah Jewel CD

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Beavo answer your phone!

    boys
    i work
    and i was at a family dinner

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  • VeegeezeeVeegeezee Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    zimfan wrote: »
    Veegeezee wrote: »
    zimfan wrote: »
    Veegeezee wrote: »
    dudes with really red lips

    why

    I dunno, I'm just being silly

    nothin' rational about it

    just asking.

    My lips can get really red sometimes

    which irritates me more than it should

    mine are actually pretty bad right now, it's super dry where I'm at

    it feels ridiculous and no brand of chapstick seems to work

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    lol I'ma soak in the tub and listen to mah Jewel CD

    i'm going to eat some ben and jerry's ice cream and complain about how fat i look
    AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
    periods!
    red book!
    matthew perry!

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