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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Maybe I made a mistake by coming up here. She's working for another two hours, and then she's going to come over. We have a lot to talk about, and I'm fucking beat.

    Take a two hour power nap?

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I really want to date a girl with an eyepatch.

    Like, I would forgive so many elements of a girl if she had an eyepatch.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    My train got cancelled cause someone died on the tracks.

    FUCKER!

    Twice this week someone died/injured when I've been taking public transportation.

    Whoa. I thought you were joking the first time.

    No, but I heard today that the person had a heart attack, so I don't think someone actually fell on the subway tracks, unless the person had the heart attack AND fell on the tracks afterwards.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    All this talk about ladies is making me want to go lift weights.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I really want to date a girl with an eyepatch.

    Like, I would forgive so many elements of a girl if she had an eyepatch.
    That is an unusual fetish

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I really want to date a girl with an eyepatch.

    Like, I would forgive so many elements of a girl if she had an eyepatch.
    That is an unusual fetish

    Molotov Cocktease?

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Maybe I made a mistake by coming up here. She's working for another two hours, and then she's going to come over. We have a lot to talk about, and I'm fucking beat.

    Take a two hour power nap?

    Too stressed.

    I should note that I never told her about the girls. But she never told me about who she dated, I only found out because of her sister telling me, and never mentioned it waiting for her to tell me herself. I'm a god damned moron.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I really want to date a girl with an eyepatch.

    Like, I would forgive so many elements of a girl if she had an eyepatch.
    That is an unusual fetish

    I wouldn't really call it a fetish like, it's not a sexual attraction thing at all.

    It would just be awesome.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Richy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    What do guys think of girls who are taller than them?
    I wouldn't date a girl who's taller than me.

    Of course, in my case, the debate is mostly academic anyway.

    I cannot fathom this.

    Ladies are so nice, why would a taller lady be a bad thing?

    I don't think there is an overarching type of lady that I don't find attractive. Maybe "severe burn victim".

    I'm always confused by my friends who "don't go for X ethnicity" and such.

    i dunno, i don't go for asian guys like...at all. not because of the stereotype of teeny dick or anything, I just haven't been attracted to any even though I can fully admit that they are good looking.

    Sorry, asian dudes.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I really want to date a girl with an eyepatch.

    Like, I would forgive so many elements of a girl if she had an eyepatch.
    That is an unusual fetish

    She can sing AND give a blowjob.

    That is incredibly hot.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It's awesome when a girl looks cute in a hat.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Too stressed.

    I should note that I never told her about the girls. But she never told me about who she dated, I only found out because of her sister telling me, and never mentioned it waiting for her to tell me herself. I'm a god damned moron.

    Relax dude. Can't change the past. Just gotta live with it, learn, and work with it.

    <3

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  • Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gee, DasUberEdward - you're really repentant about your previous hate for Achewood aren't you ;-)

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    hey dots


    ANYTHING IS POSSIBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    Warriors are so fun to watch

    It's like they think about making a drive to the hole and fuck that shit and make a shot from 70 feet out.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I really want to date a girl with an eyepatch.

    Like, I would forgive so many elements of a girl if she had an eyepatch.
    That is an unusual fetish

    I wouldn't really call it a fetish like, it's not a sexual attraction thing at all.

    It would just be awesome.

    One second gotta stab out my eye

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The producer of the new prince of persia is talking about it on the Hero Factor.

    he's talking about the new prince.

    His words? "He doesn't smolder with generic rage."

    hmm.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It's awesome when a girl looks cute in a hat.
    oh my god yes

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It's awesome when a girl looks cute in a hat.

    Seriously.

    Also, short hair on a girl is adorable.

    I can't wait to have long hair again.

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    What do guys think of girls who are taller than them?
    I wouldn't date a girl who's taller than me.

    Of course, in my case, the debate is mostly academic anyway.

    I cannot fathom this.

    Ladies are so nice, why would a taller lady be a bad thing?

    I don't think there is an overarching type of lady that I don't find attractive. Maybe "severe burn victim".

    I'm always confused by my friends who "don't go for X ethnicity" and such.

    i dunno, i don't go for asian guys like...at all. not because of the stereotype of teeny dick or anything, I just haven't been attracted to any even though I can fully admit that they are good looking.

    Sorry, asian dudes.

    Man I can only assume that I am an exception I guess. A lucky as all hell exception.

    The world is my lady.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dammit girl talk.

    *goes to fap*

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    The cutest girls have dark red hair, wear horn rim glasses, are very slightly shorter than me, have various tattoos...

    ...and are coming over to talk in about 2 hours. Color me pathetic.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    The producer of the new prince of persia is talking about it on the Hero Factor.

    he's talking about the new prince.

    His words? "He doesn't smolder with generic rage."

    hmm.

    I use that phrase so often. Also, I the rant she goes on about her steel thong. It is one of my favorite PA comics.

    spelunkers

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    One second gotta stab out my eye

    Oh baby, I can go for that kinda dedication in a woman.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The thing with taller women is that it's incredibly difficult actually getting one to treat you as dating material. In any culture.

    Greeper: Where the fricking hell were you on Sunday this time?

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I am not actually masturbating.

    Or am I masturbating while talking in chat?

    You may never know.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    One second gotta stab out my eye

    Oh baby, I can go for that kinda dedication in a woman.

    If I die know baby

    it was your fault

    and my family will be suing you

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    It's awesome when a girl looks cute in a hat.

    Seriously.

    Also, short hair on a girl is adorable.

    I can't wait to have long hair again.

    Yup short hair too.

    And tattoos.

    And piercings.

    brb, have 2 fap

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    One second gotta stab out my eye

    Oh baby, I can go for that kinda dedication in a woman.

    If I die know baby

    it was your fault

    and my family will be suing you

    Question is will he have money to pay them?

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ugh, eye pain. I ended up a year back with bandages covering one for a couple days, wedging it open. Christ that was the most pain I've ever been in. I literally didn't sleep until it got taken off. Plus you knock into people on the street all the time.

    I'd like to date a women taller then me at least once, shame there's aproximatly no fucking chance of that ever happening.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    If I die know baby

    it was your fault

    and my family will be suing you

    I'm worth the risk.
    No, seriously, I'm worth it.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    If I die know baby

    it was your fault

    and my family will be suing you

    I'm worth the risk.
    No, seriously, I'm worth it.

    You just want to b involved in her next Awesome Posts-worthy entry.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    If I die know baby

    it was your fault

    and my family will be suing you

    I'm worth the risk.
    No, seriously, I'm worth it.

    :o

    :D

    :winky:

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Leitner wrote: »
    Ugh, eye pain. I ended up a year back with bandages covering one for a couple days, wedging it open. Christ that was the most pain I've ever been in. I literally didn't sleep until it got taken off. Plus you knock into people on the street all the time.

    In elementary school I was playing that game where one person is holding one end of the skip rope and is twirling around and you have to jump over the rope.

    Yep somehow got hit right in the eye. It was pretty bad.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oh man I love the PA podcasts so much. So much.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Richy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    What do guys think of girls who are taller than them?
    I wouldn't date a girl who's taller than me.

    Of course, in my case, the debate is mostly academic anyway.

    I cannot fathom this.

    Ladies are so nice, why would a taller lady be a bad thing?

    I don't think there is an overarching type of lady that I don't find attractive. Maybe "severe burn victim".

    I'm always confused by my friends who "don't go for X ethnicity" and such.
    I dunno... it's not that I don't like them as ladies or that I don't find them attractive... I just can't phantom looking up to kiss my girlfriend.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Leitner wrote: »
    Ugh, eye pain. I ended up a year back with bandages covering one for a couple days, wedging it open. Christ that was the most pain I've ever been in. I literally didn't sleep until it got taken off. Plus you knock into people on the street all the time.

    In elementary school I was playing that game where one person is holding one end of the skip rope and is twirling around and you have to jump over the rope.

    Yep somehow got hit right in the eye. It was pretty bad.

    Um...jump roping?

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    GOD DAMN IT I just confused Hakks and Trow I'm sorry to both parties I swear I'm not misogynistic.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    GOD DAMN IT I just confused Hakks and Trow I'm sorry to both parties I swear I'm not misogynistic.

    Relaaaaaaaax.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    GOD DAMN IT I just confused Hakks and Trow I'm sorry to both parties I swear I'm not misogynistic.

    I would like it on the record I have never attempted to do anything erotic to a cucumber

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    GOD DAMN IT I just confused Hakks and Trow I'm sorry to both parties I swear I'm not misogynistic.

    I bet you think all black people look the same too.

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