Maybe I made a mistake by coming up here. She's working for another two hours, and then she's going to come over. We have a lot to talk about, and I'm fucking beat.
My train got cancelled cause someone died on the tracks.
FUCKER!
Twice this week someone died/injured when I've been taking public transportation.
Whoa. I thought you were joking the first time.
No, but I heard today that the person had a heart attack, so I don't think someone actually fell on the subway tracks, unless the person had the heart attack AND fell on the tracks afterwards.
Maybe I made a mistake by coming up here. She's working for another two hours, and then she's going to come over. We have a lot to talk about, and I'm fucking beat.
Take a two hour power nap?
Too stressed.
I should note that I never told her about the girls. But she never told me about who she dated, I only found out because of her sister telling me, and never mentioned it waiting for her to tell me herself. I'm a god damned moron.
What do guys think of girls who are taller than them?
I wouldn't date a girl who's taller than me.
Of course, in my case, the debate is mostly academic anyway.
I cannot fathom this.
Ladies are so nice, why would a taller lady be a bad thing?
I don't think there is an overarching type of lady that I don't find attractive. Maybe "severe burn victim".
I'm always confused by my friends who "don't go for X ethnicity" and such.
i dunno, i don't go for asian guys like...at all. not because of the stereotype of teeny dick or anything, I just haven't been attracted to any even though I can fully admit that they are good looking.
I should note that I never told her about the girls. But she never told me about who she dated, I only found out because of her sister telling me, and never mentioned it waiting for her to tell me herself. I'm a god damned moron.
Relax dude. Can't change the past. Just gotta live with it, learn, and work with it.
What do guys think of girls who are taller than them?
I wouldn't date a girl who's taller than me.
Of course, in my case, the debate is mostly academic anyway.
I cannot fathom this.
Ladies are so nice, why would a taller lady be a bad thing?
I don't think there is an overarching type of lady that I don't find attractive. Maybe "severe burn victim".
I'm always confused by my friends who "don't go for X ethnicity" and such.
i dunno, i don't go for asian guys like...at all. not because of the stereotype of teeny dick or anything, I just haven't been attracted to any even though I can fully admit that they are good looking.
Sorry, asian dudes.
Man I can only assume that I am an exception I guess. A lucky as all hell exception.
Ugh, eye pain. I ended up a year back with bandages covering one for a couple days, wedging it open. Christ that was the most pain I've ever been in. I literally didn't sleep until it got taken off. Plus you knock into people on the street all the time.
I'd like to date a women taller then me at least once, shame there's aproximatly no fucking chance of that ever happening.
Ugh, eye pain. I ended up a year back with bandages covering one for a couple days, wedging it open. Christ that was the most pain I've ever been in. I literally didn't sleep until it got taken off. Plus you knock into people on the street all the time.
In elementary school I was playing that game where one person is holding one end of the skip rope and is twirling around and you have to jump over the rope.
Yep somehow got hit right in the eye. It was pretty bad.
Ugh, eye pain. I ended up a year back with bandages covering one for a couple days, wedging it open. Christ that was the most pain I've ever been in. I literally didn't sleep until it got taken off. Plus you knock into people on the street all the time.
In elementary school I was playing that game where one person is holding one end of the skip rope and is twirling around and you have to jump over the rope.
Yep somehow got hit right in the eye. It was pretty bad.
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Take a two hour power nap?
Like, I would forgive so many elements of a girl if she had an eyepatch.
No, but I heard today that the person had a heart attack, so I don't think someone actually fell on the subway tracks, unless the person had the heart attack AND fell on the tracks afterwards.
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Molotov Cocktease?
Too stressed.
I should note that I never told her about the girls. But she never told me about who she dated, I only found out because of her sister telling me, and never mentioned it waiting for her to tell me herself. I'm a god damned moron.
I wouldn't really call it a fetish like, it's not a sexual attraction thing at all.
It would just be awesome.
i dunno, i don't go for asian guys like...at all. not because of the stereotype of teeny dick or anything, I just haven't been attracted to any even though I can fully admit that they are good looking.
Sorry, asian dudes.
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She can sing AND give a blowjob.
That is incredibly hot.
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Relax dude. Can't change the past. Just gotta live with it, learn, and work with it.
It's like they think about making a drive to the hole and fuck that shit and make a shot from 70 feet out.
One second gotta stab out my eye
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he's talking about the new prince.
His words? "He doesn't smolder with generic rage."
hmm.
Seriously.
Also, short hair on a girl is adorable.
I can't wait to have long hair again.
Man I can only assume that I am an exception I guess. A lucky as all hell exception.
The world is my lady.
*goes to fap*
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...and are coming over to talk in about 2 hours. Color me pathetic.
I use that phrase so often. Also, I the rant she goes on about her steel thong. It is one of my favorite PA comics.
spelunkers
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Oh baby, I can go for that kinda dedication in a woman.
Greeper: Where the fricking hell were you on Sunday this time?
Or am I masturbating while talking in chat?
You may never know.
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If I die know baby
it was your fault
and my family will be suing you
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Yup short hair too.
And tattoos.
And piercings.
brb, have 2 fap
Question is will he have money to pay them?
I'd like to date a women taller then me at least once, shame there's aproximatly no fucking chance of that ever happening.
I'm worth the risk.
You just want to b involved in her next Awesome Posts-worthy entry.
:winky:
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In elementary school I was playing that game where one person is holding one end of the skip rope and is twirling around and you have to jump over the rope.
Yep somehow got hit right in the eye. It was pretty bad.
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Um...jump roping?
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Relaaaaaaaax.
I would like it on the record I have never attempted to do anything erotic to a cucumber
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I bet you think all black people look the same too.