And I'm signed up.
Picked up a replacement Player's Guide.
No note on what campaign we're running, other than we're apparently either going to start at 1, 4th, or 9th level.
So, what I would like to do is create a fun character that is also a pun. But not an obvious one -- one that would get me hit about 3 hours in when they realize what's up. Alternately, something interesting an memorable, and a bit off the wall.
Current running ideas:
A Half-Orc Bard modeled after Gene Simmons of KISS (I would describe my "tribal tattoos" off hand, and go into detail later. My instrument would be a oversized lute.)
A Human Monk modeled after Rowan Atkinson. He would be mute and have a small totem of a bear. More importantly, I would randomly get him into absurd situations, like getting himself locked into a treasure chest, or having him try to mix the potion collection (to make it easier to carry).
Dwarven Druid. Instead of a treehugger, a rockhugger!
Elven Barbarian. Picture a berserker with a polite british accent.
Kobold Swashbuckler, wielding a rapier two handed. Hiding behind the mages.
Paladin of the Goddess of Fertility / Love (Forget her name offhand -- can anyone help? Edit: Sune?
). The one I'm thinking of had temples that were combination holy places / marrage councilers / rumoured to be brothels / etc. Basically, the most perverted holy man I can do, while still being LG and a Paladin.
time to crash, the dawn is up, the sun gleems out glorious ps4 sunbeams and i can trade those sunbeams and do whatever i want with them.