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The Real [Chat]busters!

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So... Alexander ate it?

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Is that new trainable IQ thread a spam/shill thread?

    It sets off alarms, but also seems tailored to D&D.

    I'm confused.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It's spam.

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    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It's pretty well-written spam.

    It cites sources!

    TehSpectre on
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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Imma ready to unleash some thanksgiving on the toilet

    whatup hos

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    poo
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    It's pretty well-written spam.

    It cites sources!
    It's not computer generated but it's still spam.

    Fuck, I've just generated a load of duplicate contacts on my phone. Migrating my settings has proved a real pain.

    Mojo_Jojo on
    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Imma ready to unleash some thanksgiving on the toilet

    whatup hos

    21 years old and still no punctuation marks.

    Haphazard on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The funny thing about that is that I used to use full punctuation in all my online encounters, from forums to IMs, and this is from late middle school, when I was around 10. And I prided myself on it because other middle schoolers didn't do that for the most part. It's just in recent years that I've actually started going the other way, into the land of messy internet no punctuations. I blame forums.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Yes dad 7 AM is a fine time to nail molding up in the room directly next to mine

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Just kidding, Shaz. I don't really care.

    Haphazard on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Just kidding, Shaz. I don't really care.
    I know you don't
    I just thought of that.
    Imma go take that dump now.

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It's the one day of the year when turkey ghosts haunt all US sewage systems.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Morning [chat].

    Today is open-door day for high-school students at the university. So I get to dress up, talk up, and try to convince parents to entrust four years of their kid's life in my hands.

    And really, what parent wouldn't want that?

    Richy on
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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Do you want the honest answer, Richy?
    None, of course!

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    honestly, my stomach is kind of in pain
    time for breakfast though
    i'm up this early because i must go to the DMV

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Do you want the honest answer, Richy?
    None, of course!
    Thank you for your honesty Hap.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I don't know, but I'd wager to guess you're a good teacher, Rich.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    so, I'm guessing all the Americans are too hungover and full of Turkey to be on the interwebs today...

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  • BogartBogart I Will Cure You Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    Which makes it the perfect time to strike.

    Quickly, let us take back our rightful ownership of the Americas while they are napping and considering a third turkey sandwich!

    Bogart on
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bogart wrote: »
    Which makes it the perfect time to strike.

    Quickly, let us take back our rightful ownership of the Americas while they are napping and considering a third turkey sandwich!

    yes! and they will all be too distracted by the shopping deals to realise what is happening until it's too late!

    bwha ha ha ha! :P

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    Bogart wrote: »
    Which makes it the perfect time to strike.

    Quickly, let us take back our rightful ownership of the Americas while they are napping and considering a third turkey sandwich!

    You haven't reckoned with the single bachelors who microwaved a DiGiorno's pizza last night - we're unshaven, awake, and have nothing to lose!

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  • BogartBogart I Will Cure You Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    Deep-cover sleeper agent Laurie has reported back. After five years of preparing the ground for invasion his handpicked troops are ready to seize control of major broadcasting networks and control their media. Our secret fleet of military concordes will land in half an hour. Nobody can stop us now.

    Nobody.

    EDIT: Curses! Quick, emergency plan Alpha. Start dropping gorgeous British actresses in Kansas City to distract their surly single men! Agent Beckinsdale, your country needs you.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I want my penis in Richy's hands.

    life...

    butt?

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
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    RESIST

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    BobCesca wrote: »
    so, I'm guessing all the Americans are too hungover and full of Turkey to be on the interwebs today...

    This is the moment when we vegetarian Americans will strike!

    The country shall be ours!

    Speaker on
    Being walkers with the dawn and morning,
    Walkers with the sun and morning, we are not afraid of night,
    Nor days of gloom, nor darkness -
    Being walkers with the sun and morning.
  • BogartBogart I Will Cure You Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    THEY HAVE ACTIVATED THE WILLIS

    BRING OUT THE EDWARD WOODWARD CIRCA 1987

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    Bogart wrote: »
    THEY HAVE ACTIVATED THE WILLIS

    BRING OUT THE EDWARD WOODWARD CIRCA 1987

    .....shit.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    don't worry, help is on it's way. No one can beat this man, for he is a god among men.
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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Whoa!

    Let me get some popcorn, goddamnit!

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS
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  • BogartBogart I Will Cure You Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    Man, the wikiquote for The Equalizer is so full of gems.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    "You wanted to know what I do for a living? I KILL people". (McCall to a dinner date lady friend)

    "All you need to know is that I'm going to crack you wide open." (McCall to a man on the street.)

    "Please don't do anything you will never live to regret." (McCall to the same man.)

    "Oh, I am someone you really wouldn't want to get to know..." (McCall emerging from the shadows)

    "And you will not like what I do one...little...bit!" (McCall confronting someone at a social event, physically shoving him while talking)

    Marley: "You're a dead man!"
    McCall: "And you, are a fool!"

    Marley: "Go to hell!"
    McCall: "After you, sir! After you!"
    (Exchanges between McCall and an arsonist framing him for a murder)

    "This is Robert McCall. If you will leave your name, message, and number I will get back to you as soon as possible. I don't want to, but I will." (McCall's answering machine message)

    "I haven't been on the run in years! Where the hell do I start?" - an exchange between McCall and Control, after Control broke McCall out of jail

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    Huh! I should check out the DVDs; I wonder how well they hold up.

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  • BogartBogart I Will Cure You Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    Activate Special Agent Suave to combat moustache of Tom Selleck.
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    Bogart on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    Bogart wrote: »
    Activate Special Agent Suave to combat moustache of Tom Selleck.
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    Undone by a slide whistle!

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm sorry, but you just have to admit defeat
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  • BogartBogart I Will Cure You Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    You cannot touch him, for he is in orbit!
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    Nuke them, Rog. It's the only way to be sure.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    My phone can send photos to a blog, but I don't know how to specify a blog. Right now it just made one with a junk name and sends everything there.

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    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    Always fun when you discover a quarter of a bag of grated cheese way back in the rear of the fridge.

    It was green.

    Echo on
    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2008
    Morning.

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    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    Feral wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i'm just a loveologist
    love me some lovin'
    gonna study up on lovin'

    Ain't no problem you can't solve in loveology with a larger sample size.
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    God I want to be in bed instead of at work.

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