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That's not an animal! That's an ALIEN!

HellsingerHellsinger Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z81I4L5jRXI

The clip—from a Shell oil company ROV (remotely operated vehicle)—arrived after a long, circuitous trip through oil-industry in-boxes and other email accounts. In a few seconds of jerky camerawork, the squid appears with its huge fins waving like elephant ears and its remarkable arms and tentacles trailing from elbow-like appendages. Despite the squid's apparent unflappability on camera, Magnapinna, or "big fin," squid remain largely a mystery to science. ROVs have filmed Magnapinna squid a dozen or so times in the Gulf and the Pacific, Atlantic, and Indian Oceans. (Information: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/11/081124-giant-squid-magnapinna.html)


So SE, I want to see your "That's not an animal, What the hell IS that thing!?" posts.

What have YOU found lurking on the internet?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    That's not an animal, What the hell IS that thing!?

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  • Octopus MelodyOctopus Melody Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    tripod.jpg ?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    the fuck

    that thing can't be real

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  • ubernekouberneko Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    the fuck

    that thing can't be real

    It is though, and we better be ready for it.

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  • HellsingerHellsinger Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    the fuck

    that thing can't be real

    Ohh, but it is.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnapinna_talismani

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    tripod.jpg ?

    Best part of the entire book, that scene.
    He eats the fucking alien

    That squid thing is really weird and cool, I bet it's one of Cthulhu's offspring

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    jesus fucking christ

    that video is really real?






    D:


    fuck!

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  • HellsingerHellsinger Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oh Jesus! I found another.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_isopod

    Though I suppose that would make one HELL of a shrimp platter...

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    oh i bet it's delicious

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  • Draco_AuricDraco_Auric Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The worst part about that video is the tentacles at right angles. That shit ain't natural.

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  • HellsingerHellsinger Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    oh i bet it's delicious

    in Northern Taiwan and other areas, they are not uncommon at seaside restaurants, served boiled and bisected with a clean lateral slice. The white meat, similar to crab or lobster in texture, is then easily removed. The few specimens caught in the Americas with baited traps are sometimes seen in public aquaria.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Okay, that thing is from space and it is going to kill us all.

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  • HellsingerHellsinger Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Can't you see it just wants to be loved!?

    Or make a career in Asia as a tentacle... nevermind.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    IT HAS ELBOWS

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    HOLY FUCK IT HAS FOUR ELBOWS

    AND THEY'RE SO LONG

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Welcome to Earf

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The dreaded elbow squid

    so named on account of it has elbows


    why it was not named the brain-frying psycho death squid, the world may never know.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    this video won't load for me :(

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    In 2001 the pair released the first scientific report based on adult Magnapinna specimens, as seen via video. The study demonstrated that Magnapinna are common worldwide in the permanently dark zone of the ocean below about 4,000 feet (1,219 meters).

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    fuck me, worldwide?

    how long until they storm our shores, all of our shores?

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So essentially these things are from space.


    Got it.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    that's pretty cool

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  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
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    YOG-SOTHOTH, SAVE ME

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    fuck me, worldwide?

    how long until they storm our shores, all of our shores?

    talk to the Humboldt squid, one mean motherfucker who is currently invading our West coast

    apparently if left unchecked they could take over a large portion of the ocean as top predators

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  • HellsingerHellsinger Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
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    YOG-SOTHOTH, SAVE ME

    Please tell me that thing is NOT TO SCALE!

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Hellsinger wrote: »
    diver_and_jellyfish.jpg

    YOG-SOTHOTH, SAVE ME

    Please tell me that thing is NOT TO SCALE!
    please tell me you're not really stupid enough to have to ask

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Predators, my ass


    the squid is on a mission for unadulterated world domination


    our only hope is to have rocketed into space before their brains develop any more and their color-changing skincells develop into Predator-style cloaking fields.

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  • HellsingerHellsinger Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Hellsinger wrote: »
    diver_and_jellyfish.jpg

    YOG-SOTHOTH, SAVE ME

    Please tell me that thing is NOT TO SCALE!
    please tell me you're not really stupid enough to have to ask

    I'm not really stupid enough to have to ask.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    i wish i was aquaman so i could see all this amazing shit that we don't even know about in the oceans

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  • FoodFood Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    2006112113343984.jpg

    Japanese giant salamander.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    you mean Namor

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Predators, my ass


    the squid is on a mission for unadulterated world domination


    our only hope is to have rocketed into space before their brains develop any more and their color-changing skincells develop into Predator-style cloaking fields.

    Our only hope is to move to space.

    Then nuke everything from orbit. Leave nothing for them to follow us with.

    If they really want to chase us down they'll have to develope space travel on their own.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    fuck me, worldwide?

    how long until they storm our shores, all of our shores?

    talk to the Humboldt squid, one mean motherfucker who is currently invading our West coast

    apparently if left unchecked they could take over a large portion of the ocean as top predators
    goddammit what if they are in an alliance?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2008
    you mean Namor

    No because I don't want to be a faggot

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  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Predators, my ass


    the squid is on a mission for unadulterated world domination


    our only hope is to have rocketed into space before their brains develop any more and their color-changing skincells develop into Predator-style cloaking fields.

    I remember watching some discovery channel special where some hybrid species of squid will conquer the earth after we're gone.

    Scientists theorize that they'll come up to land and start ruining everyone's shit with these badass tentacles.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Food wrote: »
    2006112113343984.jpg

    Japanese giant salamander.

    D'AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    fuck me, worldwide?

    how long until they storm our shores, all of our shores?

    talk to the Humboldt squid, one mean motherfucker who is currently invading our West coast

    apparently if left unchecked they could take over a large portion of the ocean as top predators
    goddammit what if they are in an alliance?

    research shows evidence of the Humboldt squid hunting in groups

    also these guys are pretty funky http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Man_o'_War

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Predators, my ass


    the squid is on a mission for unadulterated world domination


    our only hope is to have rocketed into space before their brains develop any more and their color-changing skincells develop into Predator-style cloaking fields.

    I remember watching some discovery channel special where some hybrid species of squid will conquer the earth after we're gone.

    Scientists theorize that they'll come up to land and start ruining everyone's shit with these badass tentacles.
    tripod.jpg ?

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