It reminds me of the aliens from Independence Day. WE NEED WILL SMITH.
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So apparently there's been a lot of new, previously undiscovered animals found in the Mekong Delta, including this "dragon millipede" that "shoots" fucking cyanide. Oh, and he's bright pink.
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Cyanide holy fuck
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Oh, you think that's bad? They discovered a spider in a cave in this delta. This particular spider has legs that are up to, I shit you not, 12 inches long
Just to give you a sense of the scale of these discoveries, "the organization's report "First Contact in the Greater Mekong" says 519 plants, 279 fish, 88 frogs, 88 spiders, 46 lizards, 22 snakes, 15 mammals, four birds, four turtles, two salamanders and a toad were found."
I remember watching this nature show when I was a kid, and it featured this fucking centipede/millipede that shot strands of sticky web out of it's face and trapped it's prey that way. It was fucking amazing, never could find a video of the damn thing tho.
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Legspan of 30 centimeters can fuck right off
Can you imagine that shit crawling on you holy fuckdick
I was later, but more correct
Legspan, stretched out it's legs, from one tipto the opposite tip, is 30cm
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They found this green pit-viper hanging from the rafters of a restaurant in Khao Yai National Park, which I guess is in Thailand.
Oh, you think that's bad? They discovered a spider in a cave in this delta. This particular spider has legs that are up to, I shit you not, 12 inches long
Just to give you a sense of the scale of these discoveries, "the organization's report "First Contact in the Greater Mekong" says 519 plants, 279 fish, 88 frogs, 88 spiders, 46 lizards, 22 snakes, 15 mammals, four birds, four turtles, two salamanders and a toad were found."
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....
Oh, you think that's bad? They discovered a spider in a cave in this delta. This particular spider has legs that are up to, I shit you not, 12 inches long
Just to give you a sense of the scale of these discoveries, "the organization's report "First Contact in the Greater Mekong" says 519 plants, 279 fish, 88 frogs, 88 spiders, 46 lizards, 22 snakes, 15 mammals, four birds, four turtles, two salamanders and a toad were found."
Oh, you think that's bad? They discovered a spider in a cave in this delta. This particular spider has legs that are up to, I shit you not, 12 inches long
Just to give you a sense of the scale of these discoveries, "the organization's report "First Contact in the Greater Mekong" says 519 plants, 279 fish, 88 frogs, 88 spiders, 46 lizards, 22 snakes, 15 mammals, four birds, four turtles, two salamanders and a toad were found."
That toad is so fucking scared.
Toad's all "muthafuckin crazy 88 spidas all up in my grill bitches"
Well, yeah, the whole of the first movie is an extended metaphor for giant phalluses queer theory transexualism Id male fear of pregnancy rape goddamn Jesus fuck am I glad that I never have to look at that fucking paper ever again.
The Black HunterThe key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered Userregular
edited December 2008
Yeah I had to do that paper
I hated writing for art class, if you weren't studying total shit that you absolutely hated, you were discovering things about artists and artworks you'd be better off not knowing
I finished a paper for my History of Women in US Film today applying queer theory to the xenomorph in the first Alien film. As I turned it in, I realized I should have just wrote the fucking thing on how the movie is an extended rape metaphor.
Basically what I'm saying is that you think that wasn't a good thesis statement?
Well, yeah, the whole of the first movie is an extended metaphor for giant phalluses queer theory transexualism Id male fear of pregnancy rape goddamn Jesus fuck am I glad that I never have to look at that fucking paper ever again.
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I clicked this during lecture and just about fucking lost it.
Fuck you Futore
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oh wait it's just gabe newell, never mind
It reminds me of the aliens from Independence Day. WE NEED WILL SMITH.
Just to give you a sense of the scale of these discoveries, "the organization's report "First Contact in the Greater Mekong" says 519 plants, 279 fish, 88 frogs, 88 spiders, 46 lizards, 22 snakes, 15 mammals, four birds, four turtles, two salamanders and a toad were found."
Legspan of 30 centimeters can fuck right off
Can you imagine that shit crawling on you holy fuckdick
I was later, but more correct
Legspan, stretched out it's legs, from one tipto the opposite tip, is 30cm
Oh and they found a hypnotoad too.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....
that spider is sporting a mean handlebar mustache
he's probably got a six-shooter in there somewhere
fuck vietnam
yes that's a neck this spider has a fucking neck
it's called the Assassin Spider
there's a whole family of spiders called Crab spiders
they live in flowers and stuff and they're totally chill and cute
d'awwwwwww
and then there's this guy that looks totally fucking rad
he is good at webs apparently
That toad is so fucking scared.
Toad's all "muthafuckin crazy 88 spidas all up in my grill bitches"
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they are pleasant creatures who caper, and sing, and are overall delightful hosts.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Something that isn't just a slight variation of what we have
Anyone who doesn't know what I'm saying there should be colouring in or something
Nevermind.
or it could be that you don't know the meaning of a fifth grade science class term
a new fucking kingdom. we've had it easy for too long
a new order would be something new among the ranks of Mammal/Reptile/Giger
Goddamn Giger.
He said it was both horribly beastly yet oddly beautiful at the same time, as likely to fuck you as to kill you
I stopped writing and went outside a while after that
I hated writing for art class, if you weren't studying total shit that you absolutely hated, you were discovering things about artists and artworks you'd be better off not knowing
Basically what I'm saying is that you think that wasn't a good thesis statement?
haha