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That's not an animal! That's an ALIEN!

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Futore wrote: »

    I'm taking full credit for showing you this video

    I clicked this during lecture and just about fucking lost it.


    Fuck you Futore

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    that's not an animal, that's an ALIEN!

    oh wait it's just gabe newell, never mind

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    VeeVee Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That squid made me pee a little.


    It reminds me of the aliens from Independence Day. WE NEED WILL SMITH.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So apparently there's been a lot of new, previously undiscovered animals found in the Mekong Delta, including this "dragon millipede" that "shoots" fucking cyanide. Oh, and he's bright pink.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cyanide holy fuck

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh, you think that's bad? They discovered a spider in a cave in this delta. This particular spider has legs that are up to, I shit you not, 12 inches long

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    Just to give you a sense of the scale of these discoveries, "the organization's report "First Contact in the Greater Mekong" says 519 plants, 279 fish, 88 frogs, 88 spiders, 46 lizards, 22 snakes, 15 mammals, four birds, four turtles, two salamanders and a toad were found."

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    ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I remember watching this nature show when I was a kid, and it featured this fucking centipede/millipede that shot strands of sticky web out of it's face and trapped it's prey that way. It was fucking amazing, never could find a video of the damn thing tho.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    Legspan of 30 centimeters can fuck right off

    Can you imagine that shit crawling on you holy fuckdick

    I was later, but more correct
    Legspan, stretched out it's legs, from one tipto the opposite tip, is 30cm

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    They found this green pit-viper hanging from the rafters of a restaurant in Khao Yai National Park, which I guess is in Thailand.

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    Oh and they found a hypnotoad too.

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    KG3000KG3000 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Oh, you think that's bad? They discovered a spider in a cave in this delta. This particular spider has legs that are up to, I shit you not, 12 inches long

    6_greatermekongspecies_461.jpg

    Just to give you a sense of the scale of these discoveries, "the organization's report "First Contact in the Greater Mekong" says 519 plants, 279 fish, 88 frogs, 88 spiders, 46 lizards, 22 snakes, 15 mammals, four birds, four turtles, two salamanders and a toad were found."

    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    fuck guys watch out

    that spider is sporting a mean handlebar mustache

    he's probably got a six-shooter in there somewhere

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    jesus christ

    fuck vietnam

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    look at these motherfuckers

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    yes that's a neck this spider has a fucking neck

    it's called the Assassin Spider
    it's only like 5mm though and totally harmless :p

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    awwww look what i found

    there's a whole family of spiders called Crab spiders

    they live in flowers and stuff and they're totally chill and cute

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    d'awwwwwww

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    and then there's this guy that looks totally fucking rad

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    he is good at webs apparently

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Oh, you think that's bad? They discovered a spider in a cave in this delta. This particular spider has legs that are up to, I shit you not, 12 inches long

    6_greatermekongspecies_461.jpg

    Just to give you a sense of the scale of these discoveries, "the organization's report "First Contact in the Greater Mekong" says 519 plants, 279 fish, 88 frogs, 88 spiders, 46 lizards, 22 snakes, 15 mammals, four birds, four turtles, two salamanders and a toad were found."

    That toad is so fucking scared.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Oh, you think that's bad? They discovered a spider in a cave in this delta. This particular spider has legs that are up to, I shit you not, 12 inches long

    6_greatermekongspecies_461.jpg

    Just to give you a sense of the scale of these discoveries, "the organization's report "First Contact in the Greater Mekong" says 519 plants, 279 fish, 88 frogs, 88 spiders, 46 lizards, 22 snakes, 15 mammals, four birds, four turtles, two salamanders and a toad were found."

    That toad is so fucking scared.

    Toad's all "muthafuckin crazy 88 spidas all up in my grill bitches"

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    crazy 88's

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    THIS PAGE IS AWFUL MAKE IS TOP I HATE YOU ALL

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    WHAT the spiders i posted are all totally cute and they're welcome in my home

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    crab spiders, I think we have them here..they are tiinnny and will just hang out and build webs on your hands for fun.


    they are pleasant creatures who caper, and sing, and are overall delightful hosts.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    also they eat bees 8-)

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    Riggs BlitzkriegRiggs Blitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's so fucking awesome when they find new species. So awesome. God daaaaaaaaaamn

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I want them to find a new species though

    Something that isn't just a slight variation of what we have

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    do you know what a species is

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I really could not be shitted to to homework on that post for something trivial like that.

    Anyone who doesn't know what I'm saying there should be colouring in or something

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I want them to find a new species though

    Something that isn't just a slight variation of what we have
    A...

    Nevermind.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I really could not be shitted to to homework on that post for something trivial like that.

    Anyone who doesn't know what I'm saying there should be colouring in or something
    that could be it

    or it could be that you don't know the meaning of a fifth grade science class term

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i too often get frustrated when people don't understand what i mean when i use the wrong word

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    honestly black hunter that was actually pretty fucking stupid

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    A new family, or getting quite ridiculous a new order

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ill tell ya what we do need though

    a new fucking kingdom. we've had it easy for too long

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The "Vaugely Crusty Substances Exhibiting Limited Intelligence Mostly In The Form Of Enjoying The Works Of Edgar Allan Poe" kingdom.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, a new kingdom could suck

    a new order would be something new among the ranks of Mammal/Reptile/Giger

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Goddamnit, I have had way too much Giger in the past two days to handle someone mentioning that fucker again.

    Goddamn Giger.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I loved reading one of the producers from Alien's quotes about why he thought the Alien was so successful.

    He said it was both horribly beastly yet oddly beautiful at the same time, as likely to fuck you as to kill you

    I stopped writing and went outside a while after that

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well, yeah, the whole of the first movie is an extended metaphor for giant phalluses queer theory transexualism Id male fear of pregnancy rape goddamn Jesus fuck am I glad that I never have to look at that fucking paper ever again.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah I had to do that paper

    I hated writing for art class, if you weren't studying total shit that you absolutely hated, you were discovering things about artists and artworks you'd be better off not knowing

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I finished a paper for my History of Women in US Film today applying queer theory to the xenomorph in the first Alien film. As I turned it in, I realized I should have just wrote the fucking thing on how the movie is an extended rape metaphor.

    Basically what I'm saying is that you think that wasn't a good thesis statement?

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well, yeah, the whole of the first movie is an extended metaphor for giant phalluses queer theory transexualism Id male fear of pregnancy rape goddamn Jesus fuck am I glad that I never have to look at that fucking paper ever again.

    haha

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