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Alien vs Sexual Predator

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  • GafotoGafoto regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Over or through? Can't have it both ways people.

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Over or through?

    BOTH!

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Sometimes I just masturbate into the microphone for whole counter strike matches

    Am I a predator

    Only if you camp with the awp.

    Jerkin' it to headshots through that little doorslot in dust2

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    it's funny how it seems like mainstream media simultaneously overestimates and underestimates the horrors that lurk on the internet

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    World of Warcraft (video game)

    Well you wouldn't want people to accidentally thing they meant an alternate world built around war now would you

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  • GafotoGafoto regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Sometimes I just masturbate into the microphone for whole counter strike matches

    Am I a predator

    Only if you camp with the awp.

    Jerkin' it to headshots through that little doorslot in dust2

    Squeeze one off.

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited November 2008
    World of Warcraft (video game)

    Well you wouldn't want people to accidentally thing they meant an alternate world built around war now would you

    damnit why's everyone keep making the same jokes I already made

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  • Macro9Macro9 regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Does this article even cite an instance of a perv hooking up with some kid on the wii?

    Either way it is dumb.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Nintendo's online functionality is such a pain in the ass to use that pervs probably get frustrated and give up on it like everyone else.

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  • GafotoGafoto regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Does this article even cite an instance of a perv hooking up with some get on the wii?

    Either way it is dumb.

    It's possible someone could say some filthy shit to your kid on Xbox Live translates to: the SexboXXX 360 will 100% guaranteed inseminate your 12 year old daughter if you leave her alone with it for 5 minutes.

    There doesn't need to be any evidence, this is a Fox news story.

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  • Macro9Macro9 regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm going to email this dick and tell him to be a better journalist.

    Give me something not exactly nice to say. It still needs to be coherent and non-threatening.

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  • potatoepotatoe regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Does this article even cite an instance of a perv hooking up with some get on the wii?

    Either way it is dumb.

    It's possible someone could say some filthy shit to your kid on Xbox Live translates to: the SexboXXX 360 will 100% guaranteed inseminate your 12 year old daughter if you leave her alone with it for 5 minutes.

    There doesn't need to be any evidence, this is a Fox news story.

    that was a big motivator for my 360 purchase

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    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • BYToadyBYToady regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Kids are apparently retarded and invite fellow 12 year olds with smoker's lung over when their parents leave the house all the time.

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2008
    i have a little known fact about potatoe

    his username used to be potatoe1313

    he was a fucking numbersname!

    Shankusu on
  • GafotoGafoto regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    I'm going to email this dick and tell him to be a better journalist.

    Give me something not exactly nice to say. It still needs to be coherent and non-threatening.

    Dear Journalist

    Tell your daughter I said "Thanks".

    Sincerely,
    Macro9

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby regular Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Shibby thread.

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  • BYToadyBYToady regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I like how they didn't notice that 99% of all online shooter games that allow custom sprays will end up with someone spraying gay porn all over the spawn point.

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2008
    you heard it here first, shibby is a sexual predator who fucks kids all the time

    Shankusu on
  • Macro9Macro9 regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    i have a little known fact about potatoe

    his username used to be potatoe1313

    he was a fucking numbersname!

    One of us
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    I'm going to email this dick and tell him to be a better journalist.

    Give me something not exactly nice to say. It still needs to be coherent and non-threatening.

    Dear Journalist

    Tell your daughter I said "Thanks".

    Sincerely,
    Macro9

    Sent

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    I'm going to email this dick and tell him to be a better journalist.

    Give me something not exactly nice to say. It still needs to be coherent and non-threatening.

    "Your investigative skills could be compared to a basset hound with epilepsy. Your conclusions have less merit than a Cub Scout badge. Getting paid for what you do is the biggest con job this nation has seen since Ken Lay bought his first yacht."

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  • Macro9Macro9 regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    I'm going to email this dick and tell him to be a better journalist.

    Give me something not exactly nice to say. It still needs to be coherent and non-threatening.

    "Your investigative skills could be compared to a basset hound with epilepsy. Your conclusions have less merit than a Cub Scout badge. Getting paid for what you do is the biggest con job this nation has seen since Ken Lay bought his first yacht."

    Sending this too.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wait, I can prey on helpless children using my XBOX 360? Well shit, I know what I'm doing tonight

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  • WrenWren regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    so who wants some candy

    Wren on
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  • BYToadyBYToady regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    If you weren't so lazy you'd study to become a nurse so you could prey on truly helpless children.

    BYToady on
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  • Macro9Macro9 regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wait, I can prey on helpless children using my XBOX 360? Well shit, I know what I'm doing tonight

    XBOX 360s are five times more likely to RRD if you don't prey on helpless children.

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  • potatoepotatoe regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    i have a little known fact about potatoe

    his username used to be potatoe1313

    he was a fucking numbersname!

    i'm spartacus

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Alright so how do I do this, exactly

    do I put the XBOX 360 in my unmarked white van so they can play it while I kidnap them, or do I just like smack them over the head with it and then rape them

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby regular Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    you heard it here first, shibby is a sexual predator who fucks kids all the time
    Sometimes, I don't know how I find the time for that one last kid a night. I mean, so many kids, so little time.

    Little time, and little penises.

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  • Macro9Macro9 regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Alright so how do I do this, exactly

    do I put the XBOX 360 in my unmarked white van so they can play it while I kidnap them, or do I just like smack them over the head with it and then rape them

    Turn it sideways

    Insert

    Macro9 on
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  • GafotoGafoto regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    If I didn't hear someone tell me "suck my dick" at some point during a game on Xbox Live I'd be pretty surprised.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe was so dark he had to use 13 twice

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Alright so how do I do this, exactly

    do I put the XBOX 360 in my unmarked white van so they can play it while I kidnap them, or do I just like smack them over the head with it and then rape them

    Turn it sideways

    Insert

    So I need one in my anus and one in my van? Geez, this is complicated

    Zombiemambo on
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  • DruhimDruhim regular Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    man
    no one ever tries to sexually assault me online

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  • Macro9Macro9 regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    man
    no one ever tries to sexually assault me online

    You're too old.

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  • GafotoGafoto regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    man
    no one ever tries to sexually assault me online

    You sound a little disappointed.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    but dru having sex with you would just devolve into a caucophany of arthritic and ancient joints creaking and popping and it would totally ruin my boner

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    man
    no one ever tries to sexually assault me online

    yes but do you have any children

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    man
    no one ever tries to sexually assault me online

    yet

    :winky:

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    thank you Mr. Solomon for opening my eyes to this incredible opportunity to molest children

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  • DruhimDruhim regular Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    specializing in child rape and child rape accessories

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