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Alien vs Sexual Predator

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  • SamuelSamuel Registered User
    edited November 2008
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    specializing in child rape and child rape accessories
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    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    forget about whether it's alarmist bullshit or not, this guy is generally a shit writer.

    He uses "A, B and even C" three times.

    The 360, the wii
    and even the playstation 3 :O

    #pipe on
  • darleysamdarleysam UKRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    darleysam on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    oooo, topical

    i thought about you in line the other day while waiting to get into circuit city, #pipe

    about 40 feet ahead of me
    high-school varsity cheerleading jacket
    short red hair, tied back in a ponytail
    tight jeans
    very cute

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man I wondered why I woke up with a boner and an urge to buy a TV

    #pipe on
  • darleysamdarleysam UKRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Damnit and son of a bitch.

    darleysam on
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  • HellsingerHellsinger Registered User
    edited November 2008
    This is my kind of thread. :winky:

    Hellsinger on
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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So, am I correct in assuming that the only course of action is to smash all of my child's game consoles while quoting the Bible?

    Or do they need to be purged with fire?

    CrossBuster on
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  • darleysamdarleysam UKRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So, am I correct in assuming that the only course of action is to smash all of my child's game consoles while quoting the Bible?

    Or do they need to be purged with fire?

    By 'they' do you mean the child or the console?

    The answer is yes.

    darleysam on
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So, am I correct in assuming that the only course of action is to smash all of my child's game consoles while quoting the Bible?

    Or do they need to be purged with fire?

    You don't have to actually just touch anything

    Just pray at it as hard as you can

    Fandyien on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Man I wondered why I woke up with a boner and an urge to buy a TV

    it was the best part of the whole morning

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    forget about whether it's alarmist bullshit or not, this guy is generally a shit writer.

    He uses "A, B and even C" three times.

    The 360, the wii
    and even the playstation 3 :O

    I mean if you're going to do that.


    Do it as

    The 360, the Playstation, and even the Wii maybe I guess in theory.

    Khavall on
  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    forget about whether it's alarmist bullshit or not, this guy is generally a shit writer.

    He uses "A, B and even C" three times.

    The 360, the wii
    and even the playstation 3 :O

    I mean if you're going to do that.


    Do it as

    The 360, the Playstation, and even the Wii maybe I guess in theory.

    And I'm pretty sure pedophiles aren't interested in middle-aged housewives and drunken sorority girls.

    CrossBuster on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Man I wondered why I woke up with a boner and an urge to buy a TV

    it was the best part of the whole morning

    just for that, I am going to channel you the next time I'm boning the old lady.

    #pipe on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    you always say the sweetest things

    <3

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2008
    DID YOU KNOW THAT SEXUAL PREDATORS COULD CONVINCE YOUR CHILDREN TO SHOVE WIRELESS MICROPHONES UP THROUGH THEIR ANUS AND INTO THE RECTUM

    PERSUASIVE PEDOPHILES: DID YOUR CHILD PUMP DETECT MOTIVE?

    Shankusu on
  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    booo

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gafoto wrote: »
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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    WAIT.


    Someone with skills at doodling.



    Keith playing 360.

    Larlar sexually predatorizing him.

    Khavall on
  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Also, that comic comes with one of my favorite of Tycho's newsposts.
    Kotaku carried a story yesterday that is (basically) the Nintendo DS version of that Playstation Pornable scare from six months ago. You can see it here, and you should, because it's awesome. It depicts a scenario so imaginative that it juts into the realm of speculative fiction:

    While driving on the highway, a child molester who is also driving might look into the back seat of your car and see your child using their DS back there. According to this terrifying report, the child molester can then - while driving their car - produce a DS of their own and utilize it to divine your home address. You will recall that he is driving on the highway at speeds approaching sixty miles an hour. One hand is on the wheel and the other is managing the gearbox. Thus, there can be no question.

    He is entering these messages into the DS with his erect phallus.

    The report isn't specific on this last point, but it's clearly present in the subtext. Pedophiles are writing messages to your kids using their dicks.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Almost as frightening as convincing drunk backseat drivers.

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2008
    the scariest part re: pedophiles and video games

    90% of gamestop employees regularly rape the shit out of children

    Shankusu on
  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Remember kids!

    It's only a crime to fuck kids if you're not a nation-wide business.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Kids these days are more susceptible to colds, and there are higher incidences of Asthma.

    Because everything is regulated these days. Every soap dispenser is "anti bacterial" everything is pasturized, processed, bathed in radiation and chemically treated.

    The sky has been falling so Goddamned long.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Back in my day we stabbed kids in the face to toughen them up. Right in the face with a rusty knife. You survive tetanus and you'll survive anything!

    Gafoto on
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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The technological solution is not always a bad thing, Vol.


    So last semester I took a "Philosophy of Technology" class.

    All about whining about how technology is weakening us.

    Yeah well you know what.

    The Psilons had reduced ground combat, but that didn't fucking stop them from ruining everyone elses shit.

    Khavall on
  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Back in my day we threw out kids that looked shitty
    let em die young

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    There is a ton of beneficial bacteria on and in you at any given moment. We kill off good stuff in an effort to get rid of the slightly bad stuff, which just gives them immunities in the long run.

    I dunno, man. You know how many kids had asthma in my grade? One. One Goddamned kid. You know how many in my younger brother's class? Like six.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Back in Dru's day reference to that baby pit scene from 300

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I dunno, man. You know how many kids had asthma in my grade? One. One Goddamned kid. You know how many in my younger brother's class? Like six.

    Boy that's pretty scientific if you ask me.

    Gafoto on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    There is a ton of beneficial bacteria on and in you at any given moment. We kill off good stuff in an effort to get rid of the slightly bad stuff, which just gives them immunities in the long run.

    I dunno, man. You know how many kids had asthma in my grade? One. One Goddamned kid. You know how many in my younger brother's class? Like six.

    it is really rather chilling to consider this

    and the worst part is that even if I control my usage of antibacterial medicines and soaps all the other fuckers out there who buy into it are going to end up breeding the omninfection that kills us all

    Dichotomy on
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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    There is a ton of beneficial bacteria on and in you at any given moment. We kill off good stuff in an effort to get rid of the slightly bad stuff, which just gives them immunities in the long run.

    I dunno, man. You know how many kids had asthma in my grade? One. One Goddamned kid. You know how many in my younger brother's class? Like six.

    Yeah you know what?

    I bet all the Psilons had Asthma too

    Khavall on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    back in dru's day the dinosaurs had tight control over size of the human population

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Someone should start peddling bacterial soaps and surface cleaners.

    Seriously on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    There is a ton of beneficial bacteria on and in you at any given moment. We kill off good stuff in an effort to get rid of the slightly bad stuff, which just gives them immunities in the long run.

    I dunno, man. You know how many kids had asthma in my grade? One. One Goddamned kid. You know how many in my younger brother's class? Like six.

    Yeah you know what?

    I bet all the Psilons had Asthma too

    Yeah, but they could build cybernetic lungs, so who gives a shit?

    Obviously we just need more technology to fix all the problems our current technology is causing.

    My solution is flawless!

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Seriously wrote: »
    Someone should start peddling bacterial soaps and surface cleaners.

    Chicken and Ham scented ones.

    BYToady on
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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I was always in my PhilTech class, the fan of the technological solution.

    Because it always works in Moo.

    Khavall on
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