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Alien vs Sexual Predator

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    back in dru's day

    zombie squids riding on hippos

    Robcham on
  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    What the fuck is a psilon? Are you talking about Cylons and actually have no idea how to spell it?

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gafoto wrote: »
    What the fuck is a psilon? Are you talking about Cylons and actually have no idea how to spell it?

    44 manly strides.

    Seriously on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gafoto wrote: »
    What the fuck is a psilon? Are you talking about Cylons and actually have no idea how to spell it?

    The intelligent aliens from Master of Orion.

    They looked kind of like what most people describe the aliens looking like from abductions.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Seriously wrote: »
    Gafoto wrote: »
    What the fuck is a psilon? Are you talking about Cylons and actually have no idea how to spell it?

    44 manly strides.

    Can't argue with wikipedia. Shit is a fact right there.

    Edit: I've been right past that biological station. What the fuck?

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gafoto wrote: »
    What the fuck is a psilon? Are you talking about Cylons and actually have no idea how to spell it?

    What the hell was wrong with your childhood.

    Khavall on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gafoto wrote: »
    I dunno, man. You know how many kids had asthma in my grade? One. One Goddamned kid. You know how many in my younger brother's class? Like six.

    Boy that's pretty scientific if you ask me.

    Rural children have lower cases of asthma:

    http://healthlink.mcw.edu/article/1031002434.html
    "People have hypothesized that this effect is caused by exposures particular to the farm environment, especially to the cattle. The cattle in the field, cattle manure, the cattle dust - the hypothesis is that if you get early exposure to those types of things it primes your immune system in a direction away from allergy."

    Listed causes from Wikipedia:
    Caesarean sections have been associated with asthma when compared with vaginal birth; a meta-analysis found a 20% increase in asthma prevalence in children delivered by Cesarean section compared to those who were not. It was proposed that this is due to modified bacterial exposure during Cesarean section compared with vaginal birth, which modifies the immune system (as described by the hygiene hypothesis).[10]

    Which correlates with:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hygiene_hypothesis

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    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Did you know children have genitals

    a sexual predator could use those genitals to sexually abuse them, perhaps in some perverted conjunction with their own genitals

    If you really love your children, then show that love by surgically castrating them

    Butler on
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    A new born baby's skin is still porous, you can just leave them sitting in a bucket of blood and they'll soak up what they need.
  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I love talking dirty while playing COD4.

    McCly on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DID YOU KNOW THAT 83% OF ALL SEXUAL CHILD ABUSE CASES INVOLVE A PARENT?

    DO WHAT'S BEST FOR YOUR KIDS

    OFF YOURSELF

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Most cases of child abuse occur with someone the child knows.

    Obvious solution is to never let them meet anyone, ever. Including yourself.

    Its not like babies will die from loneliness, right?

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I think you guys are missing the most damning statistic of all.

    Seriously on
  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    100% OF ALL CHILD RELATED INCIDENTS INVOLVE A CHILD IN SOME WAY
    YOUR CHILD
    COULD BE NEXT

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Why can't Fox News tell me where the child molesters are going to be molesting children BEFORE they get molested.

    I think Fox News likes watching children get molested.

    BYToady on
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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Someday I hope that SE++ will be covered by Fox News but it will cause them to be caught in the event horizon.

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    If you scroll over to the right, you'll come to the systems menu and you'll see family settings right here," Best Buy sales associate Michael Scott demonstrated.

    Heh.

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  • KarnackKarnack Registered User
    edited November 2008
    That article was poorly written.

    I can tell, because sometimes I read things.

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ALMOST ALL CHILDREN INVOLVED IN CHILD PORNOGRAPHY ARE NAKED
    IS YOUR CHILD NAKED?
    HE COULD BE NAKED RIGHT NOW!

    NOT SURE? SEND US SOME PHOTOS

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orpgUPNSRPI

    OH MY GOD NO CHILD IS SAFE

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    no child's behind left...uh..


    behind.

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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    If you scroll over to the right, you'll come to the systems menu and you'll see family settings right here," Best Buy sales associate Michael Scott demonstrated.

    Heh.

    I didn't even see that

    They really quoted a Best Buy sales associate? Might as well as quote "Johnson's boy that knows about them computer things"

    Hehehehe I wrote Best Butt at first

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Who was the forumer who drew penises into an anonymous pictochat, causing a 7 year old to cry?

    Synthetic Orange on
    Death to PA.
  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It was that Synthetic Orange guy

    Robcham on
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Who was the forumer who drew penises into an anonymous pictochat, causing a 7 year old to cry?

    All of us?


    EDIT: SO. I assume you are the same SO from the Princess Maker II LP.


    If so, you are my favorite person ever ever ever.

    Khavall on
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Really? What a perv.

    Synthetic Orange on
    Death to PA.
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    My demonstration of the parental controls would have been a lot less family friendly.

    They're RIGHT HERE YOU BRAINLESS -beep- READ THE -beep- MANUAL AND YOU MIGHT HAVE KNOWN THAT. GOD YOU SUCK AS PARENTS AND I HOPE YOUR KIDS GET -cuts to the anchor-

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    If you scroll over to the right, you'll come to the systems menu and you'll see family settings right here," Best Buy sales associate Michael Scott demonstrated.

    Heh.

    I didn't even see that

    They really quoted a Best Buy sales associate? Might as well as quote "Johnson's boy that knows about them computer things"

    Hehehehe I wrote Best Butt at first

    I work at Best Buy. :|

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    no child's behind left...uh..


    behind.

    i chuckled at this

    good show

    Pony on
  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    If you scroll over to the right, you'll come to the systems menu and you'll see family settings right here," Best Buy sales associate Michael Scott demonstrated.

    Heh.

    I didn't even see that

    They really quoted a Best Buy sales associate? Might as well as quote "Johnson's boy that knows about them computer things"

    Hehehehe I wrote Best Butt at first

    I work at Best Buy. :|

    And do you think most of your co-workers are qualified to be quoted for a news report?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    "it has lots of graphics"?

    that's the best you can come up with, kid?

    Faricazy on
  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    My brain
    why did I watch that
    why

    Robcham on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    fox news covering anything related to the internet or computers or video games is the most darling thing

    they're just so adorable

    good thing fox news is a parody news network and nobody takes them seriously

    because that would mean there were some sadly stupid people in this world

    Pony on
  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    If you scroll over to the right, you'll come to the systems menu and you'll see family settings right here," Best Buy sales associate Michael Scott demonstrated.

    Heh.

    I didn't even see that

    They really quoted a Best Buy sales associate? Might as well as quote "Johnson's boy that knows about them computer things"

    Hehehehe I wrote Best Butt at first

    I work at Best Buy. :|


    And do you think most of your co-workers are qualified to be quoted for a news report?

    Hell no. Especially when they're wrong. DS stands for "Developers' System."

    But then again, it's a fucking retarded news report.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    holy shit 340 feet

    good fucking job nintendo

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    GRANTED THEY KNEW I WAS A REPORTER

    BUT STILL

    Wren on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Have you guys heard about this mail thing?

    It's great, people can send other people messages in envelopes.

    But, there's a problem.

    What if some pervert sends my son a dirty letter?

    Nobody told me that people could do that when I agreed to this mail thing.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    holy shit 340 feet

    good fucking job nintendo

    Damn, not only can their hand held systems survive bomb blasts, but you could potentially contact rescue workers digging you out of the rubble.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I think my favorite part of the "Devil Screen" or whatever report is that they try to make a giant awesome range for the DS wireless out as a bad thing.


    Fuck man if I can get signal across a whole damn mall then fuck yeah, bitches.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    GRANTED THEY KNEW I WAS A REPORTER

    BUT STILL

    KIDS TRUST PEOPLE THEIR PARENTS INTRODUCE THEM TO, NEWS AT 11

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Then let me show you just how easy it was to molest these two children after using my devil screen

    Wren on
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